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Kaylore 11-19-2012 07:34 PM

That Verizon NFL commercial with the cat-girl
 
I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy <s>guitar</s> every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.

crush17 11-19-2012 07:36 PM

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theAPAOps5 11-19-2012 07:55 PM

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Well this was a worthless reply.

Man-Goblin 11-19-2012 08:48 PM

I used to know a chick just like her. Thought she was all that because she was one of the first ones to download 'words with friends'. Total pain in the ass. And a prude.

SportinOne 11-19-2012 08:54 PM

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I used to know a chick just like her. Thought she was all that because she was one of the first ones to download 'words with friends'. Total pain in the ass. And a prude.

So she was below your standards and she still wouldn't **** you.. is that what you're saying?

DomCasual 11-19-2012 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by theAPAOps5 (Post 3732155)
Well this was a worthless reply.

Yeah. Was it supposed to be clever?

At least they seem to have stopped with the woman with the lisp singing about the Prius.

Chris 11-19-2012 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3732127)
I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy <s>guitar</s> every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.

Yeah they did this for the nerd guy too. No one I know understands these commercials.

Even when ads suck, as 99% of them do, they get the messaging right. Who are they targeting? People that want to see themselves as nerds that want friends? No one does, even nerds.

Dr. Broncenstein 11-19-2012 08:56 PM

It's a vast improvement over the mom/daughter combo blubbering over subtitles. And cat people gross me out.

Man-Goblin 11-19-2012 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SportinOne (Post 3732188)
So she was below your standards and she still wouldn't **** you.. is that what you're saying?

Standards? She was good, man. Would lull you to sleep then BAM! Triple word score.

Kaylore 11-19-2012 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein (Post 3732193)
It's a vast improvement over the mom/daughter combo blubbering over subtitles. And cat people gross me out.

http://img.izismile.com//img/img3/20..._cat_girls.jpg

Kid A 11-19-2012 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 3732191)
Yeah they did this for the nerd guy too. No one I know understands these commercials.

Even when ads suck, as 99% of them do, they get the messaging right. Who are they targeting? People that want to see themselves as nerds that want friends? No one does, even nerds.

It's like they're supposed to be learning about football so now they can talk about it competently with their friends during the week...except they only have time to watch it on their phone? Or something? I think it's supposed to just advertise that you get a full NFL experience on your phone, not sure what the "nerds become big NFL fans, have unfortunate run in with NFL star in final scene" angle is all about though.

BroncoFox 11-19-2012 09:13 PM

Yes.. goofy stuff. Fox-girls are like.. way better than cat girls. Silly cats.

Kaylore 11-19-2012 09:13 PM

All the reformed nerds I know restarted their social lives hanging out at Lowes.

11-19-2012 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3732209)
All the reformed nerds I know restarted their social lives hanging out at Lowes.

Great post haha

Lestat 11-19-2012 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3732209)
All the reformed nerds I know restarted their social lives hanging out at Lowes.

Hilarious!

Tombstone RJ 11-19-2012 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3732127)
I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy <s>guitar</s> every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.

wow, you got all that out of the commercial? I mean, yah, Brees is in it but I just didn't care enough to think about how the girl got so close to him.

and Lowes? I didn't even see that.

And, it's a commercial about how a smartphone will transform your life. geesh. I thought everyone knew that.

errand 11-19-2012 09:39 PM

the commercial is how the woman goes from pathetic woman sitting home alone with 12 cats eating ice cream to hot chick via the knowledge of the NFL she gets thru Verizon's NFL Mobile.....a transformation from ugly duckling to beautiful swan so to speak.

extralife 11-19-2012 10:44 PM

the point is the same as the point of every commercial: buy this product and you will be cool/hot/**** hot chicks. it uses every conceivable stupid means of implying this point.

11-19-2012 11:25 PM

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Cleo McDowell 11-19-2012 11:50 PM

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Beantown Bronco 11-20-2012 06:19 AM

Easy fix. They should only allow commercials with Peyton Manning to be aired during football games.

v2micca 11-20-2012 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3732206)

Yeah, this is kind of more of what I was expecting by your thread title. You probably should have said cat lady instead.

Br0nc0Buster 11-20-2012 07:22 AM

Are you sure it is a bbq?
It looks like Drew Brees is eating diarrhea in that commercial

Chris 11-20-2012 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Br0nc0Buster (Post 3732310)
Are you sure it is a bbq?
It looks like Drew Brees is eating diarrhea in that commercial

You watching the commercial or the saints broncos game?


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