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Bob's your Information Minister 11-05-2012 01:00 AM

The Bob Jinx
 
The computer says you guys are winning it all.

http://nfl-forecast.com/

http://i.imgur.com/zFZR4.jpg

This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football.

Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys.

Sincerely,

The Bob Jinx.

cutthemdown 11-05-2012 01:28 AM

When will you learn football not about numbers or silly predictions like you make.

Man-Goblin 11-05-2012 04:02 AM

What does the Fox robot say about KC's chances of winning the Super Bowl?

http://th281.photobucket.com/albums/...s/th_zeroe.gif

rmsanger 11-05-2012 05:55 AM

I'd say Pitt has a near equal chance of winning the SB to us so the 27 % to 2% spread is way off. Thus the whole model is in-com-plete.

TheElusiveKyleOrton 11-05-2012 06:24 AM

What are the odds that we care about what fatboy thinks about anything?

SeedReaver 11-05-2012 07:03 AM

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The software predicts Carolina as being the least-likely team we will beat (still predicts about 60% chance we win)

And Bob, you just reversed your own mojo by claiming this as mojo, therefore nullifying your claims.

Kaylore 11-05-2012 07:18 AM

If you say it's a jinx it negates the jinx!

We have to stay healthy and there is a lot of football left to play. That said, we certainly have a decent shot of winning the division and making the playoffs. With the emergence of the Holliday on the return game, we are starting to look pretty ballanced. I am excited about this team.

Broncos_OTM 11-05-2012 07:24 AM

Bob you didn't create it therefore, you're just a troll. Good topic however.

LRtagger 11-05-2012 07:51 AM

Obviously this system is flawed as it is still giving the Chiefs a chance at making the playoffs.

colorado jones 11-05-2012 07:58 AM

I saw the thread title and actually thought you may have finally gotten laid.

Congrats on your dusty penis.

broncosteven 11-05-2012 01:23 PM

The program is pretty accurate it say's kFc has 0 chance of making the SB.

Wait even a room full of monkeys with ipads would come to that conclusion after watching kFc play!

Crushaholic 11-05-2012 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncosteven (Post 3717773)
The program is pretty accurate it say's kFc has 0 chance of making the SB.

Wait even a room full of monkeys with ipads would come to that conclusion after watching kFc play!

At least, kFc isn't mathematically eliminated from the playoffs...Ha!

11-05-2012 03:25 PM

Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

Greatspirits 11-05-2012 03:29 PM

Darn that computer!!

bfoflcommish 11-05-2012 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agamemnon (Post 3717894)
Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

common sense

Meck77 11-05-2012 03:54 PM

The chiefs are a disaster and boob is running a jynx so we don't win the SB. Got it.

Life is good and Broncos are kicking ass! It has bob nervous. Love it!

errand 11-05-2012 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agamemnon (Post 3717894)
Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

while I agree that it makes no sense...it is a mathematical formula.

How else can you explain that a QB who goes 0-1 with 0 yards 0 TD's 0 INT's has a QB rating of 39.6 but yet, some QB's have had lower ratings despite completing some of their passes for some yards.

So who knows?

broncosteven 11-05-2012 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by errand (Post 3717998)
while I agree that it makes no sense...it is a mathematical formula.

How else can you explain that a QB who goes 0-1 with 0 yards 0 TD's 0 INT's has a QB rating of 39.6 but yet, some QB's have had lower ratings despite completing some of their passes for some yards.

So who knows?

Sounds like Orbital Rendezvous, NASA engineers thought that all you had to do was match the orbit, aim for the target vehicle then speed up only once you sped up your orbit increased and the chaser lost velocity and went into a higher orbit.

They had to figure out that they had to either slow the target down or overshoot it and let the chase vehicle slow then at the right moment match the orbit, then use thrusters to dock.

Same thing kinda...

11-05-2012 09:14 PM

Can't be taken seriously when it only gives New England a 5% chance of making the Super Bowl... :loser:

(Much less Miami nearly the same chance as New England LOL)

Bob's your Information Minister 11-11-2012 08:19 PM

Congrats on your inevitable march towards greatness.

Today was another super win for you guys.

Dominant team in the making.

baja 11-11-2012 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister (Post 3723854)
Congrats on your inevitable march towards greatness.

Today was another super win for you guys.

Dominant team in the making.

Thanks Bob

We all know you have been a closet Broncos fan for years now. Time to come out

Meck77 11-11-2012 08:33 PM

Trolls are officially extinct, there is hardly any b****ing among Broncos fans anymore, election is over, 2012 almost in the books.

Life is good today.

Bob's your Information Minister 11-11-2012 08:37 PM

You guys are really ****ing good.

I don't see how anyone can stop you at this point.

Rother8 11-11-2012 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister (Post 3717391)
The computer says you guys are winning it all.

http://nfl-forecast.com/

http://i.imgur.com/zFZR4.jpg

This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football.

Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys.

Sincerely,

The Bob Jinx.

Isn't the phd guy the jinx-er? Next time I see some jackass predict the Chiefs winning a division or something perhaps more plausible like a Chiefs-drafted QB winning a game I'll point it out to you and jinx you!

Bob's your Information Minister 11-11-2012 09:50 PM

Looks like you dropped down a tad this week.

http://i.imgur.com/EyIj1.jpg


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