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lonestar 09-27-2012 03:35 PM

Bacon at any cost
 
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Bacon at any cost
Posted on September 27, 2012 by Cowboy Byte

It’s bad enough that global warming prophecies predict seas around the world will rise, a million species will become extinct, and hurricanes and cyclones will level the landscape, but now dire forecasts say a world shortage of bacon is looming.

The theory goes like this: Climate change has created a drought, the drought drives up the cost of feed, pig farmers can’t afford feed, pig farmers can’t afford pigs, the crunchy goodness of a BLT goes silent.

This. Must. Stop.
http://cowboybyte.com/12962/bacon-at-any-cost/

this is serious as a heart attack..

:thumbs:

Dr. Broncenstein 09-27-2012 04:00 PM

Wright brand maple bacon or GTFO.

Rock Chalk 09-27-2012 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein (Post 3681872)
Wright brand maple bacon or GTFO.

Im not picky.

As long as its bacon made from pigs, I dont give a ****. Just give it to me and let me die a happy man.

Dr. Broncenstein 09-27-2012 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Chalk (Post 3681874)
Im not picky.

As long as its bacon made from pigs, I dont give a ****. Just give it to me and let me die a happy man.

I used to be of this mindset. Then I had the best bacon on the face of the earth. Now I get pissed when the wife brings home anything else. I might have a bacon problem.

AmericanBroncFan 09-27-2012 04:07 PM

Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

Dr. Broncenstein 09-27-2012 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AmericanBroncFan (Post 3681883)
Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

People have been executed for saying stuff less crazy than this.

lonestar 09-27-2012 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AmericanBroncFan (Post 3681883)
Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

OK I'll try to be gentle

your a ****ing idiot..

Drunken.Broncoholic 09-27-2012 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lonestar (Post 3681841)
http://cowboybyte.com/12962/bacon-at-any-cost/

this is serious as a heart attack..

:thumbs:

Wasn't this already proven to be a hoax?

http://kkcb.com/relax-predicted-baco...internet-hoax/

C130Herkload 09-27-2012 04:10 PM

The beast of the apocalypse is upon us.

ludo21 09-27-2012 04:20 PM

bacon!

Kaylore 09-27-2012 04:30 PM

I enjoy all bacon, including the turkey variety. Be careful, though. Some of the Turkey stuff can have more salt or even fat than the real variety.

Jay3 09-27-2012 04:33 PM

There is no such thing as "turkey bacon."

The death penalty should be given for putting that on a label.

I love bacon.

Rabb 09-27-2012 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AmericanBroncFan (Post 3681883)
Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

Know what else is great? You being banned.

Bacon.

oubronco 09-27-2012 05:18 PM

Oh Damn call the Amberlamps!!!

No1BroncoFan 09-27-2012 05:21 PM

http://i.eatliver.com/2011/7855.jpg

BroncoMan4ever 09-27-2012 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein (Post 3681880)
I used to be of this mindset. Then I had the best bacon on the face of the earth. Now I get pissed when the wife brings home anything else. I might have a bacon problem.

Same here. I used to be fine with any bacon, now It's wright brand or gtfo

Dr. Broncenstein 09-27-2012 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever (Post 3681915)
Same here. I used to be fine with any bacon, now It's wright brand or gtfo

Have you tried the maple variety? Because if you haven't yet, stay away. Its kind of like bacon heroin.

errand 09-27-2012 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AmericanBroncFan (Post 3681883)
Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

"When you're standing in the lunch meat section of a grocery store, you start getting angry at turkey's....

You see turkey bacon, turkey ham, turkey bologna.....someone should tell the turkey, be yourself....I like you just the way you are....you do not need to emulate the other animals... I use to draw you (holding spread out his hand)" - Mitch Hedberg

Rock Chalk 09-27-2012 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jay3 (Post 3681900)
There is no such thing as "turkey bacon."

The death penalty should be given for putting that on a label.

I love bacon.

Its like Soy Milk.

Soy is a bean.

Milk comes from Mammals.

No such thing as Soy Milk. Its bean juice people. BEAN JUICE.

Jay3 09-27-2012 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Chalk (Post 3681933)
Its like Soy Milk.

Soy is a bean.

Milk comes from Mammals.

No such thing as Soy Milk. Its bean juice people. BEAN JUICE.

Which is basically the same thing as FART JUICE.

Jay3 09-27-2012 06:47 PM

I just put in an order for the wife to pick up some Wright Brand Maple Bacon. Thanks to modern computers, I didn't have to get out of this chair right here.

I will have it, oh yes, I will have it.

lonestar 09-27-2012 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Chalk (Post 3681933)
Its like Soy Milk.

Soy is a bean.

Milk comes from Mammals.

No such thing as Soy Milk. Its bean juice people. BEAN JUICE.

:thumbs:

lonestar 09-27-2012 08:52 PM

I have brother that is a rancher..

Each year he trades a young bull to the kid down the road for a hog.. Not sure of the trade value or if it is twofers..

after the county fair they take them to the butcher in town..and they both have enough pork or beef for almost a year..

I do know that is the best bacon I have ever have damned near a 1/4" thick and almost no fat..

it is not something you can get in a store.. No hormones in either just farm/ranch raised all American meat..

and for those that care he takes Lipitor as the cholesterol is hereditary..

bowtown 09-27-2012 08:58 PM

Lonelystar and his brother:

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HAT 09-27-2012 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bowtown (Post 3682033)
Lonelystar and his brother:

<a href="http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/marcusbushwick/blog%20fodder/?action=view&amp;current=hillbilly.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/marcusbushwick/blog%20fodder/hillbilly.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

.....65 years ago?


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