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Conklin 08-30-2012 12:55 PM

Only Slightly Off Topic, My Craigslist Posting for Chiefs' Tickets
 
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tix/3239881733.html

I have season tickets to the Chiefs, was able to buy them at face value because they suck and what not, obviously selling all but the Denver game in hopes of actually going free or better yet, getting paid to go. I'll be posting something similar for each game. Just doing my part...F U K C

Lolad 08-30-2012 01:01 PM

Lol!!!

broncocalijohn 08-30-2012 01:02 PM

Great seats but I think we need to help add some more spice to your ad. I would drop this ad in the Georgia area too. I knew a guy in AZ that had season tickets and would go to every game in Sun Devil stadium just to root against the Cards. He would even buy the opposing teams head gear just to look the part. The perfect a-hole.

Requiem 08-30-2012 01:03 PM

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! Money dude!!!

Gort 08-30-2012 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conklin (Post 3651374)
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/tix/3239881733.html

I have season tickets to the Chiefs, was able to buy them at face value because they suck and what not, obviously selling all but the Denver game in hopes of actually going free or better yet, getting paid to go. I'll be posting something similar for each game. Just doing my part...F U K C

so far, what percentage of KC fans have offered you bags of meth in exchange for your tickets? how about jugs of moonshine?

just wondering...

Conklin 08-30-2012 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn (Post 3651385)
Great seats but I think we need to help add some more spice to your ad. I would drop this ad in the Georgia area too. I knew a guy in AZ that had season tickets and would go to every game in Sun Devil stadium just to root against the Cards. He would even buy the opposing teams head gear just to look the part. The perfect a-hole.


Done, posted in ATL

Beantown Bronco 08-30-2012 01:11 PM

I think I love you.

broncocalijohn 08-30-2012 01:13 PM

Here is what you need to add to the ad in bold:

I'm selling TWO (2 - that is the same number of the grade Chiefs' fans last finished) tickets to the Kansas City Chiefs home opener when they get their asses kicked by the Atlanta Falcons on September 9, 2012. These are on the second row, right next to the tunnel, where Matt Cassel and the other ****ty players use to enter the field. Here you will see the Chiefs jumping up and down excting as hell because when they look up at the scoreboard, the game will be tied 0 to 0 and they fell there is still hope. There are no obstructions between you and the tunnel so bring your gear and you have a great chance at an autograph and scared looks from the soon to be defeated Chiefs when they come out in the 2nd half. My only criteria is that you are NOT a Chiefs fan. Show your team pride by representing the Falcons, or any other team for that matter as long as its not Oakland, San Diego, or Kansas City with some of the best seats in the house!!! Price is $300 or best offer for BOTH SEATS! Below is where you will be sitting and booing the Chiefs as they enter and exit the field, Call or text to 816-3-GET-CAR to inquire. I will delete this post as soon as tickets are sold so if it is up, they are still for sale. I will quiz you on your favorite team's history so be prepared, NO CHIEFS fans need to call, save your useless rants for someone who cares, its a disgrace that I even am able to get these seats for an entire year, maybe if you didn't suck soooo badly, I couldn't afford these tickets. If you show up to pay at a populated, public area (like the bar at 9AM) and try to pay in change and/or drugs or pull up in a 1980s IROQ or similar car, I know you a Chiefs fan and will be turned away. If you have all your teeth and show manners, I will know we have a legitimate transaction to follow.

"Chiefs. Not winning a playoff game since 1993!"

Conklin 08-30-2012 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn (Post 3651398)
Here is what you need to add to the ad in bold:

I'm selling TWO (2 - that is the same number of the grade Chiefs' fans last finished) tickets to the Kansas City Chiefs home opener when they get their asses kicked by the Atlanta Falcons on September 9, 2012. These are on the second row, right next to the tunnel, where Matt Cassel and the other ****ty players use to enter the field. Here you will see the Chiefs jumping up and down excting as hell because when they look up at the scoreboard, the game will be tied 0 to 0 and they fell there is still hope. There are no obstructions between you and the tunnel so bring your gear and you have a great chance at an autograph and scared looks from the soon to be defeated Chiefs when they come out in the 2nd half. My only criteria is that you are NOT a Chiefs fan. Show your team pride by representing the Falcons, or any other team for that matter as long as its not Oakland, San Diego, or Kansas City with some of the best seats in the house!!! Price is $300 or best offer for BOTH SEATS! Below is where you will be sitting and booing the Chiefs as they enter and exit the field, Call or text to 816-3-GET-CAR to inquire. I will delete this post as soon as tickets are sold so if it is up, they are still for sale. I will quiz you on your favorite team's history so be prepared, NO CHIEFS fans need to call, save your useless rants for someone who cares, its a disgrace that I even am able to get these seats for an entire year, maybe if you didn't suck soooo badly, I couldn't afford these tickets. If you show up to pay at a populated, public area (like the bar at 9AM) and try to pay in change and/or drugs or pull up in a 1980s IROQ or similar car, I know you a Chiefs fan and will be turned away. If you have all your teeth and show manners, I will know we have a legitimate transaction to follow.

"Chiefs. Not winning a playoff game since 1993!"


refresh in about 5 minutes ;)

broncocalijohn 08-30-2012 01:22 PM

^ Cool, but change ...excting as hell to ...excited as hell.

Also, hope you noticed the extra two "o"s in there as it stresses how badly they really are this and most seasons.

IA-Broncosfan53 08-30-2012 01:24 PM

Prime location!! Hilarious listing too. I've had many jerseys/flags etc autographed in that area.

JLesSPE 08-30-2012 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn (Post 3651407)
^ Cool, but change ...excting as hell to ...excited as hell.

Also, hope you noticed the extra two "o"s in there as it stresses how badly they really are this and most seasons.

and change "fell" to "feel"

DomCasual 08-30-2012 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco (Post 3651397)
I think I love you.

so what am I so afraid of?

Gort 08-30-2012 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual (Post 3651427)
so what am I so afraid of?

you're afraid that you're not sure of

Jetmeck 08-30-2012 02:01 PM

all time awesome thread............

DomCasual 08-30-2012 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt (Post 3651429)
you're afraid that you're not sure of

A love there is no cure for?

I've thought of that.

But isn't that what life is made of? ???

Tombstone RJ 08-30-2012 02:07 PM

lol, yah, as others have suggested post the ad in the city of the opposing team. If you really want to be a dick, advertise one price for the opposing team fans ($300) and a different price for any kc fan ($1200). If moron kc fan bites, you just made out like a bandit.

08-30-2012 03:32 PM

That's funny.

Good luck. Hope a Falcons fan hits you up.

Nice touch on the broncos logo on the chairs. I think it's 'shopped, no?

Conklin 08-30-2012 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncsCheer (Post 3651526)
That's funny.

Good luck. Hope a Falcons fan hits you up.

Nice touch on the broncos logo on the chairs. I think it's 'shopped, no?

yes, the photo is photoshopped

Ambiguous 08-30-2012 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncsCheer (Post 3651526)
That's funny.

Good luck. Hope a Falcons fan hits you up.

Nice touch on the broncos logo on the chairs. I think it's 'shopped, no?

Are you rertarded? Serious question.

08-30-2012 04:31 PM

I do business on cragslist daily, so Im very familiar with the site and how it operates, as well as the buyers. And if Ive learned anything for this marketplace, and Elway for that matter, its you have to have a plan B.

Id suggest selling the tickets in an unpopulated area for this situation. Meet in the woods or on top of a mountain. Then build a trap, maybe a giant hole in the ground, covered by leaves. If you get any sense at all that the buyer is a chiefs fan, lure them into the hole. Once it's in the hole, take off your ****, and sexually/violently rub the tickets on your nipples as a display of dominace, then leave. This not only punishes unsuspecting chief fans for being flat out liars, it stikes fear in their wife/children as well. Good luck.

crush17 08-30-2012 04:32 PM

this is awesome. well done sir.

orangeatheist 08-30-2012 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetmeck (Post 3651431)
all time awesome thread............

Not quite yet. It will be, though, when KCcrud shows up!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YlNEtWVGoA...on-popcorn.gif

KCStud 08-30-2012 05:30 PM

Lol a fan buying a division rivals season tickets. Doesn't get much worse.

08-30-2012 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCStud (Post 3651597)
Lol a fan buying a division rivals season tickets. Doesn't get much worse.

You daily being on a division rivals message board to defend your ****ty team v. Conklin buying season tickets to the Chiefs to do THAT to your ****ty team's ****ty fans is WAY ****ing worse.

Sorry KCDud this is pure ****ing ownage

Conklin and broncocali you guys are ****ing awesome


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