SURVIVOR 7 Game thread.
 

Welcome to Survivor 7. a/k/a the Failboat.

Our contestants:

01. JCMElway
02. bfoflcommish
03. JLesSPE
04. Navy Broncos Fan
05. theAPAOps5
06. Conklin
07. DBroncos4life
08. Bowtown
09. ghwk
10. broncosteven
11. vancejohnson82
12. sirhcyennek81
13. ludo21
14. fixedMind
15. BroncoMan4ever
16. gyldenlove
17. DHallblows
18. canadianbroncosfan
19. Lev Vyvanse
20. houghtam
21. phibacka31
22. Falconer
23. Rohirrim
24. Boobs McGee
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The rules are the simplest ever. At least for ROUND ONE. Contestants need only PM me with one vote by 2:00 pm Monday, May 7, 2012, to throw one other contestant overboard.

Failure to PM me with a valid vote by the deadline will NOT result in any sort of penalty. Your vote will simple be recorded as "no vote" or "abstained."

Results will be posted Monday afternoon, and shortly thereafter, the rules for Round Two will be posted.

The contestant getting the most votes in Round One will be eliminated and join the ranks of previous first-round super-losers.

We will proceed round by round - more or less in the same fashion - until we have only two players remaining - who will be co-winners.

Good luck!

In before mayhem

What timezone are you using? Will round 1 votes be made public?

Everyone both in and not in my alliance vote dhallblows for this first round. See you tomorrow

Good! I have a plan now!!!!

Mountain time. And yes.

Anyone who has been initiated into my secret society:

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Why does Dortoh keep PMing me?

Either he wants your man-meat or he thinks you are his long lost cousin/platoon leader/llama farming friend/soul mate/archnemesis.

tiebreakers for first round?

my vote is for sale...just send me an offer and who to vote for and when the results are announced, you'll see if I accepted at which point you must complete your end of the offer...
acceptable offers include but are not limited to:
sexual favors (men only, I turn into a homosexual during survivor)
sheep
money (no peso's...sorry baja but your money is no good up here)
future votes (yes, I'll give you this one vote if you give me two or more votes of a future round(s)
multiple personailty disorder medications (last year I went crazy and any and all medications to prevent this is welcome)
anything else that could be of value to me!

Don't those 2 requests contradict eachother? Seeing as sheep are female?

I'd be happy to try and locate a big ram for your mating purposes however.

How about some Valtrex? You never can tell what diseases those slutty sheep might be carrying.

Does that include myself? ???

And I thought DBroncos4life was Mr. First Round Exit

Not cool bro.

Make it an ambien and we got a deal...my basement doesn't have a toilet

if you voted for yourself, I bet too wouldn't be the only one that did

I'll see what I can do on the ambien front, but in the meantime how about a nice bucket to **** in? No toilet seems to be the more pressing need

basement is unfinished so I'm never down there...which is great cuz if I get some ambien and go down there to ****...at least I won't be at risk of ruining any of my belongings

Since I'm new to this, I'm open to suggestions. So, first vote coming up? Any recommendations?

read the ****ing thread...I already told you who to vote for...damn newbies

So anyone from Myrtle beach?

Their words not mine, good sir

Does saying "no" increase or decrease my chances?