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Meck77 04-28-2010 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss I. (Post 2827681)
Dear Meck77,
I have a problem. I can't seem to stop posting on Orange Mane. What would you advise?

yours with kind regards,
Miss I

Make yourself a whipped cream bikini, take a picture of yourself and start pming every Omaner on the other side of the pond with the pic. You won't have time to post here for awhile. :welcome: Be sure to send one to BroncoBlue. I've seen that guy tailgate. He's a partying fool. He may have remarried though. Meh who cares! Hmm..I'm pretty good at this relationship stuff!

Next!

That One Guy 04-28-2010 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco (Post 2827699)
I'd say "this thread is worthless without pics", but it couldn't be further from the truth. This has ROF written all over it.

Still......pics couldn't hurt. The OP needs to make this happen. She better be Helen of Troy-like or I'll never understand the motivation here.

I think if you both combined, we could have our answer. Helen of Troy looks with a sister that looks like Dukes' girl. And Helen of Troy doesn't mind some sharing or family building activities.

Cleo McDowell 04-28-2010 12:00 PM

final thought on the subject that i still am trying to digest...

The word "foneco" has forever lost its godlike status in my book.

this thread: -1 for the male species. time to hit one of the josina threads.

Irish Stout 04-28-2010 12:00 PM

McFoneco - the only advice left, and I sincerely hope you take it... go get some dude friends man. You should never have posted this question in this place to start, should have gone to your close friends (with weiners) for advice. Then any self respecting dude friend would absolutely kick your ass for then sharing said advice with girlfriend.

Good luck to you and I really hope you take the most important advice and not leave TX without a job in SC.

UberBroncoMan 04-28-2010 12:02 PM

Yeah, I'm not sure about the point of this thread. As others have said, it's quite apparent McFoneco made up his mind and has latched onto the minuscule amount of people who favor him moving. His vision is so diluted he actually called it the "majority" of people, who told him to follow his heart. Very skewed version of reality.

The fact that he showed the girlfriend this thread just shows that she has him on a leash and that she owns him. That alone is a warning sign, and he's too blinded by Disney True Love to realize it.

Rev is right. You don't deserve your penis :(... you need to control your own life, but you also need to step back and realize what the hell you're getting yourself into. Don't settle for less unless you truly don't value yourself... in which case, being some chicks puppet might be what fits you best.

broncocalijohn 04-28-2010 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Irish McStout (Post 2827733)
Good luck to you and I really hope you take the most important advice and not leave TX without a job in SC.

You really think he is going to take sound advice after disregarding everything in this thread? He should at least post her picture. Any hick with this much baggage better have one hell of a package. It doesnt excuse anything but at least we would know what his other head was thinking. I think we need his pic too to see if he thinks he got someone out of his league. Personally, I dont care what they look like as "out of his league" to me should mean he is major leagues and she is rookie ball.

24champ 04-28-2010 12:07 PM

McFoneco, turn in your man card please. It's been revoked.

UberBroncoMan 04-28-2010 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn (Post 2827737)
You really think he is going to take sound advice after disregarding everything in this thread? He should at least post her picture. Any hick with this much baggage better have one hell of a package. It doesnt excuse anything but at least we would know what his other head was thinking. I think we need his pic too to see if he thinks he got someone out of his league. Personally, I dont care what they look like as "out of his league" to me should mean he is major leagues and she is rookie ball.

She knows about the thread. She's probably monitoring it while she stays at home not working on her GED. Like he'd get away with that now.

baja 04-28-2010 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by UberBroncoMan (Post 2827742)
She knows about the thread. She's probably monitoring it while she stays at home not working on her GED. Like he'd get away with that now.

You are assuming she can read...

baja 04-28-2010 12:13 PM

If she can read and has read this and she is still wanting to go to SC with the dude she is looking for a ride.

DennisSmithHOF 04-28-2010 12:20 PM

This is one of the funniest damn threads I have ever read.

By the way Myrtle Beach is a fun place to visit. Living there would suck nuts.

Tombstone RJ 04-28-2010 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Meck77 (Post 2827640)
Ok. Who's next for a little online messageboard relationship analysis? Step right up!

Dear Meck77,

My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?

HILife 04-28-2010 12:47 PM

This might be a HoF thread.

Doggcow 04-28-2010 12:58 PM

Sounds like a manipulative, stupid, b****, but he's in for the p***Y. This guy really does need to grow a pair.

Grumps 04-28-2010 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 2827777)
Dear Meck77,

My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?

Does she have a baSeimiant? If so, take an Ambien and report the results.

That One Guy 04-28-2010 01:03 PM

I can't quote as I don't want to see that picture again but... wow... definitely not cool.

I move to revoke the previous statement of this thread needing pics. All in favor?

underrated29 04-28-2010 01:05 PM

This is Saving Silverman in real life.....


Mcfoneco- is Darren
Mcfonecos Girl- Judith (amanda peet is hawt too)
Jack black- Requim- in the movie jack black is gay- fits perfectly!
other friend- someone step up. You get the puss and a handy and get to punch her teeth out.




Now someone fly down to SC and kindap the biotch.

SouthStndJunkie 04-28-2010 01:07 PM

I thought you were simply a young man smitten by a crafty chick and on your way to making a mistake and learning an expensive life lesson....but to show her this thread tells me that she has you gut hooked and can reel you all over the place without a worry or care of you shaking the hook....unless she decides to move on and cut the line when the time is right.

She may get back to South Carolina and start running with her dirt bag friends and decide you don't fit into her life's plans any longer.

Don't b**** about this post....you wanted advice and opinions from neutral people.

Cleo McDowell 04-28-2010 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by That One Guy (Post 2827827)
I can't quote as I don't want to see that picture again but... wow... definitely not cool.

I move to revoke the previous statement of this thread needing pics. All in favor?

eh. fair enough.

24champ 04-28-2010 01:14 PM

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...edNeutered.jpg

Florida_Bronco 04-28-2010 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 24champ (Post 2827741)
McFoneco, turn in your man card please. It's been revoked.

He'll just need a second to fish it out of his man purse.

Rohirrim 04-28-2010 01:16 PM

What's a Myrtle?

yerner 04-28-2010 01:19 PM

Classic thread.

By the way, who gives a ****? Stop acting like you're moving to another planet.

Rohirrim 04-28-2010 01:26 PM

HE SHOWED HER THE THREAD?

This guy needs to immediately turn in his nuts and be kicked out of the Man Club.

Where's that "Get the fk out" gif?


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