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Tombstone RJ 04-28-2010 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dukes (Post 2827591)
Fellow Maners, I think we need an intervention

The dude already had his mind made up, he was going no matter what we said.

sixtimeseight 04-28-2010 12:01 PM

What a surprise, OP asked for advice, then completely ignored all of it when it was given to him because it wasn't what he wanted to hear. Enjoy being miserable for the next 5-30 years, you earned it!

Tombstone RJ 04-28-2010 12:03 PM

I bet she bans him from the OMane too.

Broncofan_H 04-28-2010 12:08 PM

Wow, forget what I said earlier. You appear to be very whipped (YOU showed her the thread!?!?).

I have a bad feeling about this. Good luck, though.

That One Guy 04-28-2010 12:15 PM

I think we all had the facepalm image in our head when reading that response.

I want a poll to know which is the worst move. Moving or showing the thread. Nothing says, "I have doubts..." like asking what people think on the Mane.

ColoradoDarin 04-28-2010 12:16 PM

He already knew the answer before he posted. If you're having that much doubt that you have to post it on OM, you know you shouldn't do it.

Poor guy, see ya in 3-5 buddy.

ghwk 04-28-2010 12:17 PM

Hey every now and then these things actually work out against all odds. Honestly for your sake, hers and the childs, I sincerely hope this works out for all of you.

Best wishes to you and your new family. Be loyal to eachother. The best marital advice I ever read was be slow to anger and quick to forgive, but always recognize when the relationship is not the focus but the individual agenda is. When it gets to that point be sure you are looking out for yourself too.

That One Guy 04-28-2010 12:17 PM

I'm actually crying here... this ended so much more hillarious than I could've ever imagined. He was headed off a cliff and just turned on the turbo boosters...

Meck77 04-28-2010 12:23 PM

Ok. Who's next for a little online messageboard relationship analysis? Step right up!

underrated29 04-28-2010 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 2827605)
I bet she bans him from the OMane too.



REp!


Thats exactly what I was thinking too. I bet we see him maybe 1 or 2x then BAM- Nadda until 2.5 years from now when he is single again and back on here.



Or- he might be able to sneak on every now and then when she is not looking. I hope so, atleast we know he will be somewhat standing up for himself.




Good luck Mcfoneco. Remember my post because I know I will be right. So far I am....PS- when you get a divorce the movie- forgetting sarah marshall helps.

That One Guy 04-28-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 2827647)
...is exactly what I would've done and said if I were a flaming homosexual.

Your family = Alpha

You = Beta

You don't deserve your penis.

Hilarious!

Wow, Rev, surprised you don't have an opinion on the matter...

underrated29 04-28-2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meck77 (Post 2827640)
Ok. Who's next for a little online messageboard relationship analysis? Step right up!




OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

:flush:

That One Guy 04-28-2010 12:31 PM

So... I've got this vice on a table in my shop. The vice appears to be the perfect size to put my testicles in and clamp down. I know there are some cons to it, but I think I want to do it. Anyone have an opinion?

Cleo McDowell 04-28-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by underrated29 (Post 2827653)
OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

:flush:

next question.

underrated29 04-28-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That One Guy (Post 2827657)
So... I've got this vice on a table in my shop. The vice appears to be the perfect size to put my testicles in and clamp down. I know there are some cons to it, but I think I want to do it. Anyone have an opinion?

If you move to SC I think it will be all the better.

broncocalijohn 04-28-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dukes (Post 2827579)
Moving to SC = Fail

Showing her this thread = Epic Fail

McFoneco, you are total idiot! I would neg rep your post on the details of your decision but you would probably wear it like a badge of honor. 80% told you to do the right thing. You decide to just go to her neck of the woods and say, "**** the correct future. I want to go against sanity." 25 years old and making too many wrong decisions in this decision. Do us all a favor and wear condoms and shove the pill down her pie hole every morning. What we dont need is another kid from stupid parents in this world. You better keep cool with your family and friends because you might need a place to stay in 6 months when you come to your senses. At least a break up in So Carolina will mean she is home with her family. Also, please send us a family portrait of her and her family. Make sure they are all smiling so we can count the gaps in their grill. (lil' lady, I hope you are still reading this thread. I am characterizing your family based on info we have for you.)

DenverBroncosJM 04-28-2010 12:36 PM

Im really struggling with why you would show her the thread?

I cant think of one good reason.

I bet if Tebow read this thread even he would curse

Cleo McDowell 04-28-2010 12:37 PM

LOL

Now I usually don't give a ****, but somehow, how this episode ended upsets me.

Meck77 04-28-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by underrated29 (Post 2827653)
OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

:flush:


This one's easy. Take her straight to the alter buddy. Might consider pouring vodka on your Johnson as well.

Next!

Miss I. 04-28-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meck77 (Post 2827640)
Ok. Who's next for a little online messageboard relationship analysis? Step right up!

Dear Meck77,
I have a problem. I can't seem to stop posting on Orange Mane. What would you advise?

yours with kind regards,
Miss I

That One Guy 04-28-2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DenverBroncosJM (Post 2827672)
Im really struggling with why you would show her the thread?

I cant think of one good reason.

I bet if Tebow read this thread even he would curse

Because I'm still stunned and amazed, I was wondering this exact same thing just a minute ago.

What positive could come of it?

Show his love and dedication to her despite the rest of the world telling him to run? That's pretty much negated by being here in the first place...

So he can have an "I should've listened to them" response in their divorce preceedings?

Totally lacking a good reason...

UberBroncoMan 04-28-2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hookemhess (Post 2827373)
You live in Amarillo. Do you need a sign?

I concur. Austin is kick ass.

Beantown Bronco 04-28-2010 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HorseHead (Post 2827589)
if she looks like "Dukes" avatar, you do whatever she says...

I'd say "this thread is worthless without pics", but it couldn't be further from the truth. This has ROF written all over it.

Still......pics couldn't hurt. The OP needs to make this happen. She better be Helen of Troy-like or I'll never understand the motivation here.


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