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Kaylore 04-04-2012 07:13 AM

The Chiefs suck
 
That's right. The KC Chiefs suck. Your QB is garbage. Your "Mastermind" GM is a paranoid legend in his own mind who tries to teach people literally using pieces of garbage as props. Your coach is a fat, incomprehensible jabba-the-hutt of football without the savvy or killer instinct.

I have never seen, on TV or otherwise, the Chiefs <s>win</s> be competitive in a playoff game. I didn't watch the game from 93.

In conclusion, the Chiefs suck.

Thank you for your time.

jhns 04-04-2012 07:15 AM

Water is wet.

Rabb 04-04-2012 07:15 AM

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Lycan 04-04-2012 07:16 AM

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Lev Vyvanse 04-04-2012 07:19 AM

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-c...rmedwards2.jpg

Rohirrim 04-04-2012 07:20 AM

Do you have a blog?

JLesSPE 04-04-2012 07:20 AM

I'll drink to that

Rohirrim 04-04-2012 07:21 AM

And your new unis look like ****.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content...allery_600.jpg

It's as if Nike took one look at those unis and said, "Chiefs suck! Let's not even waste time on this ****."

Kaylore 04-04-2012 07:25 AM

I hate that they have all their players in pseudo-turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks?

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_as...att_cassel.jpg

"Hi! We're all huge nerds!"

Lycan 04-04-2012 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3548838)
I hate that they have all their players in turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...5nkdo4_400.gif

Bronco Rob 04-04-2012 07:27 AM

Here are some fun facts:

Going back to 1976, the Denver Broncos have had an equal number of Superbowl appearances as losing seasons (6). Over that same time span, The Kansas City Chiefs has had more losing seasons (18) than playoff appearances (11).

Since the Kansas City Chiefs last playoff win, every single AFC West team other than Kansas City has been to at least one Super Bowl, one of which won it twice.




:thumbs:

Bronco Rob 04-04-2012 07:29 AM

• Broncos Last Playoff Win • 2012
• Chargers Last Playoff Win • 2008
• Raiders Last Playoff Win • 2002
• Chiefs Last Playoff Win • 1993




:thumbs:

Kaylore 04-04-2012 07:32 AM

Longest running playoff victory droughts.

Cincinnati Bengals 1990 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 21
Detroit Lions 1991 NFC Divisional Playoffs* 20
Kansas City Chiefs 1993 AFC Divisional Playoffs 18
Cleveland Browns 1994 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 17**
Buffalo Bills 1995 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 16
Miami Dolphins 2000 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 11

**The Browns didn't exist for several years.

When you consider the Bengals had a good team in the 80's even appearing in a Superbowl, It basically means the sorriest franchises are the Chiefs and the Lions.

hookemhess 04-04-2012 07:32 AM

http://i.qkme.me/35lutz.jpg

Lycan 04-04-2012 07:34 AM

Also, I've heard they spend a lot of time looking at this picture.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2mmbynr.jpg


Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bronco Rob 04-04-2012 07:35 AM

The Kansas City Chefs have won THREE playoff games in the last 42 seasons.





:thumbs:

Meck77 04-04-2012 07:37 AM

Amen kaylore.

Enough of the internal bickering.

:manesmack:chiefssux

Kaylore 04-04-2012 07:41 AM

When the Chiefs won the super bowl we had just landed on the moon. The ATM and barcode were just invented.

Rohirrim 04-04-2012 07:44 AM

Of course, it still wouldn't be right to make a thread about how bad the Raiders suck.

That would be like mooning the special ed bus as it goes by.

Meck77 04-04-2012 07:46 AM

chorfs BRONCOS


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Paladin 04-04-2012 07:51 AM

:stirstir:

55CrushEm 04-04-2012 07:52 AM

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Oh.....and Tom Brady didn't patent "Bradying".......Derrick Thomas already had the license on that move.....

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Punisher 04-04-2012 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jhns (Post 3548826)
Water is wet.

lmao that pretty much sums up everything

55CrushEm 04-04-2012 08:00 AM

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Lycan 04-04-2012 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jhns (Post 3548826)
Water is wet.

Then explain this:

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Meck77 04-04-2012 08:02 AM

chiefs suck so bad there aren't even any fans to defend them.

Sad...

Bronco Rob 04-04-2012 08:19 AM

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...ht=chefsplanet






Hilarious!

BlueCrusher 04-04-2012 08:19 AM

Actually suck worse than that Jack and Jill movie.

Heyneck 04-04-2012 08:25 AM

and the sky is blue... and Bob is still fat...

TonyR 04-04-2012 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3548838)
I hate that they have all their players in pseudo-turtlenecks in their team photos.

I hear that they practice in jorts.

ColoradoDarin 04-04-2012 09:08 AM

Epic thread is EPIC.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...-high-five.jpg


You shut yer whore mouth.
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...650/Failey.jpg

Really?
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...s5650/kirk.jpg

Really.

Pony Boy 04-04-2012 09:53 AM

Chiefs and Raiders suck .....

BroncoBen 04-04-2012 10:00 AM

:chiefssux .. but I still hate the Raiders more... :smashraid

04-04-2012 10:09 AM

Amen!

StugotsIII 04-04-2012 10:21 AM

Serious question…when was the last time the Chiefs were any good?

Bronco Boy 04-04-2012 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StugotsIII (Post 3548987)
Serious question…when was the last time the Chiefs were any good?

They weren't bad in '93. So basically 20 years ago.

broncocalijohn 04-04-2012 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rohirrim (Post 3548831)
Do you have a blog?

on myspace?

lonestar 04-04-2012 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StugotsIII (Post 3548987)
Serious question…when was the last time the Chiefs were any good?

2003
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z- Kansas City Chiefs        13        3        0        .813        484        332        152        63        8-0        5-3        5-1        .833        10-2        .833        3-1        1W        3-2
y- Denver Broncos        10        6        0        .625        381        301        80        42        6-2        4-4        5-1        .833        9-3        .750        1-3        1L        4-1
Oakland Raiders        4        12        0        .250        270        379        -109        29        4-4        0-8        1-5        .167        3-9        .250        1-3        2L        1-4
San Diego Chargers        4        12        0        .250        313        441        -128        38        2-6        2-6        1-5        .167        2-10        .167        2-2        1W        2-3

http://www.nfl.com/standings?categor...&split=Overall
not bad in 04 either

Now do not get me wrong but those were the years they had great passing game, and an OL that did not allow many if any sacks.


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*- New England Patriots        AFC        ACE        14        2        0        .875        348        238        110        39        8-0        6-2        5-1        .833        11-1        .917        3-1        12W        5-0
z- Kansas City Chiefs        AFC        ACW        13        3        0        .813        484        332        152        63        8-0        5-3        5-1        .833        10-2        .833        3-1        1W        3-2
z- Indianapolis Colts        AFC        ACS        12        4        0        .750        447        336        111        48        5-3        7-1        5-1        .833        9-3        .750        3-1        1W        3-2
*- Philadelphia Eagles        NFC        NCE        12        4        0        .750        374        287        87        43        5-3        7-1        5-1        .833        9-3        .750        3-1        1W        4-1
z- St. Louis Rams        NFC        NCW        12        4        0        .750        447        328        119        47        8-0        4-4        4-2        .667        8-4        .667        4-0        1L        4-1
y- Tennessee Titans        AFC        ACS        12        4        0        .750        435        324        111        48        7-1        5-3        4-2        .667        8-4        .667        4-0        3W        3-2
z- Carolina Panthers        NFC        NCS        11        5        0        .688        325        304        21        33        6-2        5-3        5-1        .833        9-3        .750        2-2        3W        3-2
z- Baltimore Ravens        AFC        ACN        10        6        0        .625        391        281        110        41        7-1        3-5        4-2        .667        7-5        .583        3-1        2W        4-1
y- Dallas Cowboys        NFC        NCE        10        6        0        .625        289        260        29        31        6-2        4-4        5-1        .833        8-4        .667        2-2        1L        2-3
y- Denver Broncos        AFC        ACW        10        6        0        .625        381        301        80        42        6-2        4-4        5-1        .833        9-3        .750        1-3        1L        4-1

http://www.nfl.com/standings?categor...&split=Overall

second best record in the NFL.. not to shabby..

they were not bad in 05 either, we were better till PIT kicked our asses..

but those IIRC were vermeil years great regular season and most of his teams like norvs and martys folded in the playoffs..

then there was mikey that could not win a playoff game without John.. (except for 04) one friggin playoff win in the last decade of his career in DEN..

SO before we cast stones at the loyal chefs fans have some memory of what happen to our team..

They have been rabid fans forever and for the most part we got our asses kicked by them in KC each year..

Gort 04-04-2012 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3548823)
That's right. The KC Chiefs suck. Your QB is garbage. Your "Mastermind" GM is a paranoid legend in his own mind who tries to teach people literally using pieces of garbage as props. Your coach is a fat, incomprehensible jabba-the-hutt of football without the savvy or killer instinct.

I have never seen, on TV or otherwise, the Chiefs <s>win</s> be competitive in a playoff game. I didn't watch the game from 93.

In conclusion, the Chiefs suck.

Thank you for your time.

awesome thread, but you spelled Chefs wrong.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...3gYApfUsaQ.jpg

Bronco Rob 04-04-2012 10:53 AM

The Chefs set an NFL record by losing SEVEN playoff games in a row.


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