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Black96WS6
09-11-2011, 04:59 PM
If you have time, and you want some good laughs, you should check out some threads over there lol

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1

Some choice snippets:

The Andrew Luck Watch Thread

Cassel did, does, and will always suck

"I can't wait to watch this abortion over again. Watch Cassel completely ignoring a WIDE OPEN Dwayne Bowe so he can throw that awful pick."

"Captain Checkdown"

"still can't read a defense"

"There's no more grace period, no waiting to improve. He's almost thirty ****ing years old. He's not going to bloom at this point."

bfoflcommish
09-11-2011, 05:02 PM
but i was told last season wasnt a fluke and cassell is the next Elway.....or something like that

UberBroncoMan
09-11-2011, 05:04 PM
Eric Berry might have a serious injury too. That would **** them hard.

WolfpackGuy
09-11-2011, 05:04 PM
Luckily, it was the Cheaps and not the Broncos who acquired him and then gave him that ridiculous contract.

Garcia Bronco
09-11-2011, 05:09 PM
Luckily, it was the Cheaps and not the Broncos who acquired him and then gave him that ridiculous contract.

It just illustrates even further how terrible Josh McDaniels was.

DrFate
09-11-2011, 05:09 PM
Luckily, it was the Cheaps and not the Broncos who acquired him and then gave him that ridiculous contract.

That deal never made sense to me

TheReverend
09-11-2011, 05:11 PM
PLEASE win tomorrow Denver.

strafen
09-11-2011, 05:13 PM
There's only one Andrew Luck and about 5-6 teams contending for the prize. lol!
Everybody wants Andrew Luck.
Thanks God we've got Orton!

ohiobronco2
09-11-2011, 05:16 PM
Eric Berry might have a serious injury too. That would **** them hard.

Stay Down Bitc*









I'm kidding. Bob is just a DB.

Punisher
09-11-2011, 05:19 PM
KC got a beating with a wet belt by the Bills? Yea they should be in FULL Melt down mode

Old Dude
09-11-2011, 05:20 PM
Most lop-sided home loss by the Chiefs in 35 years.

To the Bills.

Taco John
09-11-2011, 05:22 PM
I'm not comfortable piling on the Chiefs until we beat Oakland...

Taco John
09-11-2011, 05:23 PM
Ah what the hell... The Chiefs looked awful. They made the Bills look like the Packers.

broncosteven
09-11-2011, 05:25 PM
Do they have a Golf Forum over there?

gunns
09-11-2011, 05:25 PM
I Don't Think We're That Bad

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I still think we'll go deep in the playoffs. We can hang with any team but the bills. They're the team to watch out for this year. Money says they go 15-1 or so. We'll see them in the playoffs. They got lucky this time because the Refs sided with them, McCluster sided with them, and they cheap shotted Berry.

It's all good. It's gonna be fun to see the Chiefs beat the **** out of everyone's beloved lions next week.

Ah eternal optimism. Good thing it's eternal.

Gcver2ver3
09-11-2011, 05:25 PM
i've been lurking the planet many times a day, and today i was all over their game thread...

i stopped posting on that board some years back...

and while their meltdown has been epic, a bronco win is required in order for me to truly enjoy it...

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 05:27 PM
PLEASE win tomorrow Denver.

this............... but anyways!


This is for all the DUMB****S on this board who cry "Chicken Littles" when anyone mentions anything of concern during the preseason.

These are the dumb****s who had their heads up Haley's ass as he preached about his "Grand Plan" during the preseason.

Time to man up and show yourselves on this thread so you can be properly WHORED, like the little Chiefs homer bitches you are.

The people who look more pathetic than Todd Haley today are the dumb****s in this group.

broncosteven
09-11-2011, 05:28 PM
Ah eternal optimism. Good thing it's eternal.

McCluster had one of their biggest gains.

srphoenix
09-11-2011, 05:29 PM
Sounds like they are officially on the "suck for luck" plan.

broncosteven
09-11-2011, 05:30 PM
this............... but anyways!


This is for all the DUMB****S on this board who cry "Chicken Littles" when anyone mentions anything of concern during the preseason.

These are the dumb****s who had their heads up Haley's ass as he preached about his "Grand Plan" during the preseason.

Time to man up and show yourselves on this thread so you can be properly WHORED, like the little Chiefs homer b****es you are.

The people who look more pathetic than Todd Haley today are the dumb****s in this group.

If they were a HS Golf team they would be in great condition.

Blart
09-11-2011, 05:30 PM
More quotes please, these are hilarious

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 05:32 PM
Bwwwwwaaahahahahah!!!!!!

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2549/rsz3ks3snvf3.jpg

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 05:34 PM
You are like the little bitch who keeps going back for a beatdown after beatdown... somehow hoping for different results.

The fact is the Chiefs haven't won a playoff game in close to 20 years. There is no way to sugar coat that in a parity driven NFL. The Chiefs have been historically bad in their past 3 playoff games (the infamous puntless Colts game, the zero offense games vs Indy and Baltimore, etc.).

I am waiting... nearly 20 years now since the playoff win vs the Houston Oilers... for the Chiefs to prove me wrong.

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 05:35 PM
**** you

I'm right here you ****ing pussy. You happy the chiefs failed? that gave you a boner?

**** off

the whole team was ****...if it makes you feel better to single out cassel go ahead but the whole ****ing thing sucked anus

im glad it calms your simple stupid ****ing brain to hang it on one guy though....who played through broken ribs to be there


you ****ing scumbag one who sucks the penis

and no, preseason doesnt count you moron

broncosteven
09-11-2011, 05:38 PM
On a positive note they had the stadium cleaned up with 5 minutes to go in the 4th quarter.

I bet the AnalHead security people were glad they were not allowed to watch the game.

Maximus
09-11-2011, 05:49 PM
I'm not comfortable piling on the Chiefs until we beat Oakland...

I haven't listened to a podcast yet, but I'll make sure to tune in after we kick that ass Monday! Ha! Ummm we lost again... tune in next week! Ha!

KipCorrington25
09-11-2011, 05:54 PM
There might not be any meth left in western MO by tomorrow morning.

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 05:55 PM
There might not be any meth left in western MO by tomorrow morning.


They will make more....

epicSocialism4tw
09-11-2011, 05:59 PM
It just illustrates even further how terrible Josh McDaniels was.

At this point Im seriously questioning whether Josh McDaniels is even capable of an average IQ.

broncosteven
09-11-2011, 06:00 PM
At this point Im seriously questioning whether Josh McDaniels is even capable of an average IQ.

Who needs an IQ when you can get fanbases to follow you blindly.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 06:00 PM
Tragic.

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 06:02 PM
I think their defense is improved and their QB isn't afraid to sling it. I don't think they'll win though. The Chiefs would have to really **** up to loose this game.

broncosteven
09-11-2011, 06:04 PM
Any Stanzi > Cassel threads over there yet?

Arkie
09-11-2011, 06:05 PM
I just hope the Mane doesn't look like Chiefs Planet on Tuesday only subbing Orton for Cassell in the thread titles.

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 06:06 PM
it's amazing to me that everyone is picking the bills...at Arrowhead


weird

broncosteven
09-11-2011, 06:08 PM
Todd Haley's Post Game Presser:

Well we couldn't gauge the wind and left a lot on the front 9.

We started bogeying holes and couldn't recover. Our QB could not drive the ball off the tee and hit a lot of sand traps.

Our short game was bad also, we got bad lies on the greens and couldn't come up with the big put for par when we needed it.

We will hit the range this week and come out ready for the Lions next week.

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 06:12 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249752


goes to absolute **** on page 26.

Black96WS6
09-11-2011, 06:19 PM
Todd Haley's Post Game Presser:

Well we couldn't gauge the wind and left a lot on the front 9.

We started bogeying holes and couldn't recover. Our QB could not drive the ball off the tee and hit a lot of sand traps.

Our short game was bad also, we got bad lies on the greens and couldn't come up with the big put for par when we needed it.

We will hit the range this week and come out ready for the Lions next week.

LOL! That's awesome. Hey that works for other sports too!

Ping pong!

Haley on the Bills' wicked serves: "We were able to compete initially, however Fitzpatrick put some serious spin on after the 1st quarter and we just couldn't keep up..."

Badminton!

Haley on Cassel's serve: "There was a lot of wind out there today, and Cassel was having trouble with his overhand serve and making the proper adjustments. He's also favoring the ribs. I'm going to cut him some slack today due to the high wind..."

Cooking!

Haley on Cassel's casserole: "I wasn't surprised the judges voted 41-7 in favor of Shawn Merroidman's cornbread. He's got that secret sauce he uses and there's just no competing against that..."

maven
09-11-2011, 06:22 PM
A good amount of them knows their team sucks ****. Yet, there are nuthuggers who fell for last seasons West crown thinking they are on the rise. The best nuthuggers on that site still believe in Cassel.

crush17
09-11-2011, 06:23 PM
Yikes KC.

At home???

elsid13
09-11-2011, 06:23 PM
I do love this gem ~

"there are 30 other starting NFL quarterbacks that would jizz in their pants to get to run this offense with these weapons and you'd be looking at some awesome numbers"

maven
09-11-2011, 06:27 PM
I do love this gem ~

"there are 30 other starting NFL quarterbacks that would jizz in their pants to get to run this offense with these weapons and you'd be looking at some awesome numbers"

they be stupid.

Hilarious!

Black96WS6
09-11-2011, 06:32 PM
"3rd and 10 and Cassel throws a 4 yard pass"

"Well there goes Cassel's QB rating. Great pass into double coverage by Cassel."

"Someone please explain the reason we ALWAYS throw short of the marker?"
"Because the QB and coach suck"

"WTF.. Where was he looking.. all time to throw and read, and he throws into double coverage?!?!"

bfoflcommish
09-11-2011, 06:35 PM
I just hope the Mane doesn't look like Chiefs Planet on Tuesday only subbing Orton for Cassell in the thread titles.

Orton could go 24-28 for 300 and 3 td's and someone will complain...it's the mane's way you should know that by now

epicSocialism4tw
09-11-2011, 06:37 PM
I do love this gem ~

"there are 30 other starting NFL quarterbacks that would jizz in their pants to get to run this offense with these weapons and you'd be looking at some awesome numbers"

I'm not going to question a Chief fan's knowledge in terms of pant-jizzing, but he obviously doesn't have much perspective. But that kind of lack of perspective is probably what happens when you spend all of your life in a trailer 65 miles deep into a state game preserve surrounded by a yard full of old bathtubs used to cook meth.

oubronco
09-11-2011, 06:41 PM
This was quite nice

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/kaplin42/Fail/Girls/tumblr_l7bwanmjqs1qaka3oo1_500.gif

Bob's your Information Minister
09-11-2011, 06:41 PM
<iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zPQlerYtk6A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

brncs_fan
09-11-2011, 06:42 PM
Some of this stuff you just can't make up:

"The Real 9/11 Tragedy"

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 06:45 PM
This was quite nice

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/kaplin42/Fail/Girls/tumblr_l7bwanmjqs1qaka3oo1_500.gif


yep....

Black96WS6
09-11-2011, 06:45 PM
"Text from a friend at a #Bills bar..."Matt Cassel is the most popular guy here."

"aside from not blocking well, or not tackling well, or not completing passes etc....we looked pretty good."

"There is one bonus to this game. At least we'll have the draft tie breaker over BUF."

"Detroit is going to destroy us"

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 06:49 PM
OMG! this killed me!

The plan is to play ****ty all first quarter so they let their guard down.

Then, we light the world on fire.

Rulon Velvet Jones
09-11-2011, 06:59 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/golf_coach_hat-p148073235544043907qz14_400.jpg

Rock Chalk
09-11-2011, 07:02 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249752


goes to absolute **** on page 26.

God damn thats absolutely priceless.

Rock Chalk
09-11-2011, 07:03 PM
Ahahaha

And Berry's down. **** ME IN THE ****ING ASS.

Bronx33
09-11-2011, 07:06 PM
God damn thats absolutely priceless.


On the freaking kick off too!!! the very first play!!!! LMAO!!

Rock Chalk
09-11-2011, 07:07 PM
On the freaking kick off too!!! the very first play!!!! LMAO!!

Dude the first two pages are all about the first 4 plays of their game and they are flipping out. I couldn't stop laughing.

broncocalijohn
09-11-2011, 08:04 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249752


goes to absolute **** on page 26.

So much positive BS until page 25 then Chiefs' fans turn on their own based on one play. But I guess deep down they knew they sucked and the bubble burst.
BTW, who in the hell is One Bad Guy and why is he an older version of Bronco Warrior? Seeing his mug on every single page of that thread smells of narcissist.

BTW, a ton of potty mouths over at the Planet. Trailer trash to the hilt.

Mogulseeker
09-11-2011, 08:49 PM
wdmbleacherhawk: Our qb knows the offense better then our oc, and our quarterback is retarded. bad sign

Baby Lee: At this point, I'm just hoping to get entertainment out of the press conferences.

Haley will be the Simpson's howling cat lady by midseason.

maven
09-11-2011, 08:56 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/golf_coach_hat-p148073235544043907qz14_400.jpg

Golf player in college to Head Coach in the NFL. Yep, the chiefs are ****ed.

Ha!

strafen
09-11-2011, 08:56 PM
How much did they pay Cassel, $60 mil? :holyguac!

Kaylore
09-11-2011, 09:38 PM
Well when your offensive coordinator is a goblin...

http://prod.static.chiefs.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/KC/photos/Miscellaneous/person-cards/coaches/coach-cards/Muir_Bill%20Card%20OC-OL.jpg

Steve Sewell
09-11-2011, 10:15 PM
Well when your offensive coordinator is a goblin...

http://prod.static.chiefs.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/KC/photos/Miscellaneous/person-cards/coaches/coach-cards/Muir_Bill%20Card%20OC-OL.jpg

If only I knew how to photoshop

http://trollface.sparxified.com/Trollface_HD.jpg

strafen
09-11-2011, 10:17 PM
Well when your offensive coordinator is a goblin...

http://prod.static.chiefs.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/KC/photos/Miscellaneous/person-cards/coaches/coach-cards/Muir_Bill%20Card%20OC-OL.jpg

ROFL!LOLHilarious!

bap454
09-11-2011, 11:09 PM
absolutely ruthless....and I FKN love it!!

Rascal
09-11-2011, 11:13 PM
I hate it when people cheer for injuries, but this is funny:

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO. Not Berry. WTF is happening. God hates the Chiefs.

Shananahan
09-11-2011, 11:18 PM
So what's the outcome on Berry? I saw some people mentioning him lost for a long time in that thread but couldn't bring myself to actually read the thing.

ZONA
09-12-2011, 02:29 AM
The Chiefs just got b**** Slapped - hahahaha.





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EmpireOrange
09-12-2011, 04:24 AM
Todd Haley and Matt Cassel is God's response to all the wide-spread sister-f*cking that goes in the trailer park, i.e., 'chief nation'.

dictionary
09-12-2011, 06:50 AM
I hate it when people cheer for injuries, but this is funny:

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO. Not Berry. WTF is happening. God hates the Chiefs.

I did not know that schadenfreude was a flavor--it is delicious!

Los Broncos
09-12-2011, 07:50 AM
Ahahaha

Hilarious!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-12-2011, 07:53 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/140dpxe.jpg

Beantown Bronco
09-12-2011, 07:57 AM
One of my favorites:

Perhaps there was a reason Haley practiced whining about other teams running up the score during the preseason. Obviously, he knew that it was something he would need to perfect for the upcoming weeks.

Mountain Bronco
09-12-2011, 08:02 AM
Did Haley get mad at the Bills for running the score up? That is all I want to know.

gyldenlove
09-12-2011, 08:19 AM
the lulz! the first 30 pages are gold, and then the utter assraping commences and it just turns suicidal so fast - loving it.

Rock Chalk
09-12-2011, 08:23 AM
Oh this one is wrong but so very funny:
This is the second worse thing to happen on 9/11 ever.

9/11/11
Never forget

StugotsIII
09-12-2011, 08:26 AM
Did Haley get mad at the Bills for running the score up? That is all I want to know.

I really hate the "running up the score" complaining.


It's not the Bills job to stop the Bills from scoring. It's the Chiefs job to stop the Bills from scoring.


Haley needs to grow the **** up.

gyldenlove
09-12-2011, 08:27 AM
Right now Charlie Weis is wondering when they will call him and offer him Haley's job - rightly so.

rocket88
09-12-2011, 08:36 AM
Well when your offensive coordinator is a goblin...

http://prod.static.chiefs.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/KC/photos/Miscellaneous/person-cards/coaches/coach-cards/Muir_Bill%20Card%20OC-OL.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/11/02/previews/Jerry%20Van%20Dyke-JKZ-002209.jpg

Boobs McGee
09-12-2011, 08:56 AM
God damn thats absolutely priceless.

hahahhahahahahaaaaaaa this is the best start to a Monday morning I can remember in a LONG time. I'm only about 2 pages past 26 so far, but god damn this is some hilarious stuff. all I see is asterik after asterik after asterik, and I can't stop laughing.

Rep to you sir

Boobs McGee
09-12-2011, 08:59 AM
"Oh great, Berry hurt. I blame this on playing late in the 4th preseason game."


L. O. L.

***C!

Kaylore
09-12-2011, 09:00 AM
Oh this one is wrong but so very funny:This is the second worse thing to happen on 9/11 ever.

9/11/11
Never forget

:rofl: They should build a reflection pool shaped as a chalk outline of Eric Berry on the five yard line.

Boobs McGee
09-12-2011, 09:00 AM
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO. Not Berry. WTF is happening. God hates the Chiefs."

hahahahahaaaaaaaa

Ok, I'll stop posting now, but holy **** my sides hurt right now hahaha

Tombstone RJ
09-12-2011, 09:01 AM
chefs planet is always good for a laugh...

Pony Boy
09-12-2011, 10:18 AM
I do like MIAdragon's Avatar

Peoples Champ
09-12-2011, 10:22 AM
How much did they pay Cassel, $60 mil? :holyguac!



no sh**,

Im not saying the Broncos have the best QBs, but at least we didnt give them 60 mill

orangeatheist
09-12-2011, 10:32 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4OSTutuEM6o?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

broncocalijohn
09-12-2011, 11:17 AM
:rofl: They should build a reflection pool shaped as a chalk outline of Eric Berry on the five yard line.
I was thinking next to their video of their last playoff win but then that would precede the actual 9/11 date by years. With the Royals as their baseball team, who in the hell do they actually have to hang their hat on for sports? Obviously, Chiefs fans never went to KSU or KU.

Peoples Champ
09-12-2011, 11:17 AM
<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4OSTutuEM6o?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I like that the WR was gonna spike the ball, then said, nah, what the f, this is pathetic, its not worth the effort against these sad chiefs and the fans leaving.

Bronco Yoda
09-12-2011, 11:22 AM
That was an ugly start for the Chefs. The Wheels have come off already :)
http://http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://images.wikia.com/lostpedia/images/d/d6/Hurley%27s_Camaro.JPG&sa=X&ei=U01uTtCMGefZiAKhwtHgDw&ved=0CAcQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNF_15po1OfSbNNxfAvX06otnAzYRQ

Archer81
09-12-2011, 01:02 PM
I enjoy division rival losses as much as anybody...but honestly our gameday threads are probably just as ridiculous.


:Broncos:

bendog
09-12-2011, 01:47 PM
I don't think they'd get a reflecting pool. Maybe a windmill with a cattle watering trough with water dyed red.

Dogsweat
09-12-2011, 01:59 PM
Orangemane will be following the footsteps of CP after tonight.

Raiders 41 Mules 14

http://www.theginblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tampon-ninja.jpg

Above is your standard Denverite....

broncosteven
09-12-2011, 01:59 PM
I don't think they'd get a reflecting pool. Maybe a windmill with a cattle watering trough with water dyed red.

I was thinking more along a rusted out Camero on blocks with a bumper sticker that says "Business in the front, party in the back".

BMF Bronco
09-12-2011, 02:15 PM
Orangemane will be following the footsteps of CP after tonight.

Raiders 41 Mules 14

http://www.theginblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tampon-ninja.jpg

Above is your standard Denverite....

Hey genius, note the black headband, obviously one of the idiots who dresses up for the faid's home games. I believe this guy sit's next to the dude w/ the sombrero.

Archer81
09-12-2011, 02:56 PM
Orangemane will be following the footsteps of CP after tonight.


Above is your standard Denverite....


I dunno...it looks an awful lot like the faider logo.

:Broncos:

Bronx33
09-12-2011, 06:00 PM
Hey Dog juice you're idiot.

strafen
09-13-2011, 10:40 PM
Orton could go 24-28 for 300 and 3 td's and someone will complain...it's the mane's way you should know that by nowYeah, there's really no reason to doubt Kyle Orton.
And those ****ty 57 yards you've said Hillis had, we could've used Monday night.
Keep celebrating average. You're getting used to it by now...