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_Oro_
09-09-2011, 10:29 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82213d7f/article/holmgren-confirms-club-working-to-sign-hillis-to-longterm-deal?module=HP11_headline_stack

Ray Finkle
09-09-2011, 10:31 AM
ah good...the only thing that can stop the Tebow/Orton debate.....

:D

bendog
09-09-2011, 10:39 AM
Unlike EFX, Holmgren knows you play players for what they do in games not in practice!

PRBronco
09-09-2011, 10:41 AM
Uggh, use existing threads.

Powderaddict
09-09-2011, 10:44 AM
Good for Hillis.

The Browns sure got a great deal on that trade :(

SportinOne
09-09-2011, 10:50 AM
did we ever come to a board-wide agreement that McDaniels was absolutely awful? i remember there was a time where some people supported him..

Cutler
Scheffler
Marshall
Hillis

doh!

bendog
09-09-2011, 10:52 AM
Josh wasn't given enough time to implement is vision that would have revolutionized the NFL!

Kaylore
09-09-2011, 10:56 AM
Uggh, use existing threads.

This

OBF1
09-09-2011, 11:04 AM
This sh it will never end.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-09-2011, 11:04 AM
In before the defenders of this assrape of a trade request the use of existing threads. Also, I'd like to point out that McDaniels is the Devel, and I hope it burns when he pees.

bfoflcommish
09-09-2011, 11:07 AM
Unlike EFX, Holmgren knows you play players for what they do in games not in practice!

I guess we'll soon find out what fumbles in the redzone are worth to Cleveland

ween1980
09-09-2011, 11:08 AM
Good for Hillis.

The Browns sure got a great deal on that trade :(

Mediocre 3rd string RB for mediocre 3rd string QB? Nah, sounds like a fair trade to me.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-09-2011, 11:09 AM
Mediocre 3rd string RB for mediocre 3rd string QB? Nah, sounds like a fair trade to me.

You sound short.

ween1980
09-09-2011, 11:14 AM
6' 2". Thanks for asking though. You sound like someone who's made hundreds of hilariously incorrect predictions about players' medical conditions. You still think Brandon Marshall is going to be out for the rest of his career? lulz.

strafen
09-09-2011, 11:25 AM
Hillis: 3rd in the NFL with 13 scores last year. Ouch!!!
Colossal trade blunder.

_Oro_
09-09-2011, 11:27 AM
Uggh, use existing threads.

It's a Hillis thread, there can never be too many ofem.

gunns
09-09-2011, 11:39 AM
I guess we'll soon find out what fumbles in the redzone are worth to Cleveland

Hell I'll take some of those fumbles to get the TD's for once. Our current RB only has 2 less fumbles and 10 less TD's. We aren't scoring in the red zone anyway. I'd have liked a chance to.

bowtown
09-09-2011, 11:41 AM
In before the defenders of this assrape of a trade request the use of existing threads. Also, I'd like to point out that McDaniels is the Devel, and I hope it burns when he pees.

Please use existing assrape threads.

errand
09-09-2011, 11:52 AM
Unlike EFX, Holmgren knows you play players for what they do in games not in practice!

I'm sure the Browns would love another fan.....

UberBroncoMan
09-09-2011, 12:09 PM
Most everyone knew Hillis was special. McD was just an arrogant piece of **** that refused to play him, especially when the media wouldn't stop asking him.

TheReverend
09-09-2011, 12:28 PM
In before the defenders of this assrape of a trade request the use of existing threads. Also, I'd like to point out that McDaniels is the Devel, and I hope it burns when he pees.

lol too late Ha!

TheReverend
09-09-2011, 12:29 PM
I'm sure the Browns would love another fan.....

lame, dude

Rock Chalk
09-09-2011, 12:41 PM
lame, dude

Sorta.

But Ive noticed I defend the Broncos more against other "Bronco" fans than I do against rival fans.

I dont have to do this with any other sports team, just the Broncos, and just on the Orange mane.

Get's a little old reading dip****s hating on players - and it doesn't matter who the player is - when they are supposed to be rooting for those players to succeed because that in turn leads the broncos to success.

_Oro_
09-09-2011, 01:10 PM
Sorta.

But Ive noticed I defend the Broncos more against other "Bronco" fans than I do against rival fans.

I dont have to do this with any other sports team, just the Broncos, and just on the Orange mane.

Get's a little old reading dip****s hating on players - and it doesn't matter who the player is - when they are supposed to be rooting for those players to succeed because that in turn leads the broncos to success.

This thread is about Hillis. Let's try to keep it on topic!

bendog
09-09-2011, 01:18 PM
I can't belive they're starting Orton over Tebow. It's not right.

Rock Chalk
09-09-2011, 01:25 PM
This thread is about Hillis. Let's try to keep it on topic!

You've been here 3 years. No excuses for you to not know it doesn't matter what the topic is, people post about whatever they want in every thread.

Requiem
09-09-2011, 01:38 PM
http://onlineathens.com/multimedia/galleries/010109_bowl/slides/010109_postgameDance_dm.JPG

bendog
09-09-2011, 01:40 PM
My God, look at the size of those guys' junk!

Requiem
09-09-2011, 01:44 PM
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2008/09/knowshon_01.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
09-09-2011, 02:07 PM
6' 2". Thanks for asking though. You sound like someone who's made hundreds of hilariously incorrect predictions about players' medical conditions. You still think Brandon Marshall is going to be out for the rest of his career? lulz.

Hi Karen. How's the plastic horse jockey business going?

TheReverend
09-09-2011, 02:09 PM
You've been here 3 years. No excuses for you to not know it doesn't matter what the topic is, people post about whatever they want in every thread.

Hillis threads have shown the potential to stay on topic for several thousand posts.

broncocalijohn
09-09-2011, 02:19 PM
You sound short.

and vacations in Laguna Beach for Spring Break.

Requiem
09-09-2011, 02:22 PM
I have Peyton Hillis on my fantasy team. Attempting to trade.

Rock Chalk
09-09-2011, 05:36 PM
Hillis threads have shown the potential to stay on topic for several thousand posts.

Really?

I have never gotten involved in those. Hillis just wasn't that big of a deal to me.

KipCorrington25
09-09-2011, 11:26 PM
Josh wasn't given enough time to implement is vision that would have revolutionized the NFL!

Yes, the vison was.... have no talent! :strong: Yeah it's been done, it's called being an expansion team which we basically are at this point.

cutthemdown
09-09-2011, 11:50 PM
It would be great if Moreno made us forget some about Hillis. Won't happen but it would be nice.

OABB
09-10-2011, 07:53 AM
It would be great if Moreno made us forget some about Hillis. Won't happen but it would be nice.

scorned lovers rarely forget. even if there new lover is better. the heart wants what it wants. my advice to the hillis widows would be to never forget, dont ever let go of the special love. it happens once in a lifetime.

txtebow
09-10-2011, 08:07 AM
HILLIS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzrCrz29WvQ&feature=player_embedded


<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IzrCrz29WvQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

strafen
09-10-2011, 08:28 AM
scorned lovers rarely forget. even if there new lover is better. the heart wants what it wants. my advice to the hillis widows would be to never forget, dont ever let go of the special love. it happens once in a lifetime.

You're so ridiculous is not even funny, but carry on your love for Moreno. Knowshonn "mother****in'" Moreno! :rofl:

txtebow
09-11-2011, 10:34 AM
No love for my Tecmo Bowl Hillis post? I am disappointed.......

OBF1
09-11-2011, 10:49 AM
Hillis stat update vs the mean defense of the Bengels. 3 carries, 3 yards.

OABB
09-11-2011, 10:53 AM
You're so ridiculous is not even funny, but carry on your love for Moreno. Knowshonn "mother****in'" Moreno! :rofl:

oh don't worry, I will.

Conklin
09-11-2011, 11:16 AM
I traded Hillis for Quinn in my fantasy league...hope it works out!

strafen
09-11-2011, 11:19 AM
Hillis stat update vs the mean defense of the Bengels. 3 carries, 3 yards.

Update: 6 for 26 yards and a 17-yard run :wave:

Spider
09-11-2011, 11:25 AM
In before the defenders of this assrape of a trade request the use of existing threads. Also, I'd like to point out that McDaniels is the Devel, and I hope it burns when he pees.

this..........^5

Spider
09-11-2011, 11:29 AM
^5Sorta.

But Ive noticed I defend the Broncos more against other "Bronco" fans than I do against rival fans.

I dont have to do this with any other sports team, just the Broncos, and just on the Orange mane.

Get's a little old reading dip****s hating on players - and it doesn't matter who the player is - when they are supposed to be rooting for those players to succeed because that in turn leads the broncos to success.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 12:47 PM
Peyton Hillis now at a whopping 55 yards and 0 touchdowns on the day. Turning in another Reuben Drougns-like performance.

txtebow
09-11-2011, 12:56 PM
Peyton Hillis now at a whopping 55 yards and 0 touchdowns on the day. Turning in another Reuben Drougns-like performance.

Meanwhile, Brady Quinn is now up to 3 reps at 315 on his bench press.....

ween1980
09-11-2011, 01:00 PM
What does that have to do with anything?

colonelbeef
09-11-2011, 01:18 PM
did we ever come to a board-wide agreement that McDaniels was absolutely awful? i remember there was a time where some people supported him..

Cutler
Scheffler
Marshall
Hillis

doh!

there were people defending McDaniels to the bitter end. Was amazing, watching fans try to rationalize the worst HC in team history, and one of the worst first tenures in league history.

Come to think of it, where is Poops? Haven't seen him much since the debacle became official

Requiem
09-11-2011, 01:20 PM
Peyton Hillis now at a whopping 55 yards and 0 touchdowns on the day. Turning in another Reuben Drougns-like performance.

Welcome back, Karenin!

ween1980
09-11-2011, 01:28 PM
17 carries for 57 yards, 0 TD and a loss. Big day for your boy, little man.

Rock Chalk
09-11-2011, 02:47 PM
17 carries for 57 yards, 0 TD and a loss. Big day for your boy, little man.

Different name, same douche.

Might want to change the nozzle, probably stinks like vinegar.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 02:58 PM
Ah that's cute how you stick up for your fellow little guy. Listen dudes, I know it's hard being under 5' 6" and all that entails (small dick, etc...) but you don't need to take it out on me. And no matter how much you virtually suck Hillis' dick, he's probably not going to **** you. So you might want to give up on that little pipe dream. No pun intended.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2011, 06:10 PM
Ah that's cute how you stick up for your fellow little guy. Listen dudes, I know it's hard being under 5' 6" and all that entails (small dick, etc...) but you don't need to take it out on me. And no matter how much you virtually suck Hillis' dick, he's probably not going to **** you. So you might want to give up on that little pipe dream. No pun intended.

http://item.slide.com/r/1/0089/i/iM0t1GPytz-lNVqZQBNK_dLmf9_0G9vJ/

Requiem
09-11-2011, 06:12 PM
Ah that's cute how you stick up for your fellow little guy. Listen dudes, I know it's hard being under 5' 6" and all that entails (small dick, etc...) but you don't need to take it out on me. And no matter how much you virtually suck Hillis' dick, he's probably not going to **** you. So you might want to give up on that little pipe dream. No pun intended.

I never liked Peyton Hillis.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2011, 06:21 PM
Normally I'd tell a banned alt to take his medicine and stick out his sentence. In Karenin's case, a normal dose of medicine would probably kill him. Maybe Taco has some kind of pediatric chewables for the little guy.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:21 PM
That a self portrait there doctor Goldsteinenbergenstein? Nevermind, that person isn't nearly as old and decrepit as you. And the nose isn't big enough.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:23 PM
Normally I'd tell a banned alt to take his medicine and stick out his sentence. In Karenin's case, a normal dose of medicine would probably kill him. Maybe Taco has some kind of pediatric chewables for the little guy.

lol, i guarantee I'm a) taller than you b) stronger than you and c) have a lower bodyfat % than you. I'd say I'm bigger than you, but you're probably 300 lbs, so I'm not going to make that claim.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 06:24 PM
That a self portrait there doctor Goldsteinenbergenstein? Nevermind, that person isn't nearly as old and decrepit as you. And the nose isn't big enough.

Karenin, you aren't a tough guy. Stop trying to be one and invest more time in pretending to be a Ninja Turtle.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:25 PM
Normally I'd tell a banned alt to take his medicine and stick out his sentence. In Karenin's case, a normal dose of medicine would probably kill him. Maybe Taco has some kind of pediatric chewables for the little guy.

Wait, maybe you're confusing me with Requiem? He's about 5' 2", 100 lbs. Or Rock Chalk? I think he's what, 5' 4" 120?

Archer81
09-11-2011, 06:26 PM
lol, i guarantee I'm a) taller than you b) stronger than you and c) have a lower bodyfat % than you. I'd say I'm bigger than you, but you're probably 300 lbs, so I'm not going to make that claim.


And any of that matters how on a message board?


:Broncos:

Requiem
09-11-2011, 06:26 PM
lol, i guarantee I'm a) taller than you b) stronger than you and c) have a lower bodyfat % than you. I'd say I'm bigger than you, but you're probably 300 lbs, so I'm not going to make that claim.

On an easy 18 hole golf course, I'd beat you by thirty strokes.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:27 PM
On an easy 18 hole golf course, I'd beat you by thirty strokes.

I don't give a ****. On an easy 18 hole golf course, I'd pummel your face into the ground.

Requiem
09-11-2011, 06:29 PM
I don't give a ****. On an easy 18 hole golf course, I'd pummel your face into the ground.

No you wouldn't, Karenin.

You wouldn't do much of anything.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2011, 06:30 PM
Karenin might come up to my armpit if he was wearing his high heels.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:39 PM
lol, right. $20k says I'm over 6' tall. What do you say Steinenbergenstein?

Requiem
09-11-2011, 06:43 PM
lol, right. $20k says I'm over 6' tall. What do you say Steinenbergenstein?

That is twenty thousand more than you have got.

ColoradoDarin
09-11-2011, 06:48 PM
lol, right. $20k says I'm over 6' tall. What do you say Steinenbergenstein?

What's with the Jew-hating? White sheets in the wash today?

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:48 PM
lol, why am I not surprised that as soon as money came into the equation, he shut right up... Seems ol' Steinbergensteingoldbergstein couldn't bear the thought of losing a few bucks.

Next please.

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:50 PM
That is twenty thousand more than you have got.

I'd be happy to offer the same bet to you, but as we all know, short people don't have any money/power/status/etc.. in this world. Unless they're jockeys I guess, but something tells me you're not a jockey.

broncocalijohn
09-11-2011, 06:53 PM
I never liked Peyton Hillis.

Well, we never liked Karenin/Ween anyways. How is he still with his alternate account?

Karenin, you aren't a tough guy. Stop trying to be one and invest more time in pretending to be a Ninja Turtle.

I thought he wanted to be a lawn jockey?

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:54 PM
How are you still alive? Aren't you like 100 years old?

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2011, 06:55 PM
They pay the lollipop guild in actual dollars?

ween1980
09-11-2011, 06:56 PM
lol. Didn't think so.

Super try though, thanks for playing and better luck next time.

Next.

White Dragon
09-11-2011, 07:00 PM
How old is this ween guy? This is truly sad. If he/she is a kid, then sure, whatever, but if they're an adult, this is very pathetic.

TheReverend
09-11-2011, 07:02 PM
Wtf is going on?

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2011, 07:05 PM
How old is this ween guy? This is truly sad. If he/she is a kid, then sure, whatever, but if they're an adult, this is very pathetic.

He's old enough to buy beer, but physically unable to drink it without dying. Imagine how pissed at the world you would be in his tiny shoes.

Rock Chalk
09-11-2011, 07:12 PM
Ah that's cute how you stick up for your fellow little guy. Listen dudes, I know it's hard being under 5' 6" and all that entails (small dick, etc...) but you don't need to take it out on me. And no matter how much you virtually suck Hillis' dick, he's probably not going to **** you. So you might want to give up on that little pipe dream. No pun intended.

Who you talking to? Certainly not me, I never cared about our 7th string running back.

See my sig.

Archer81
09-11-2011, 07:17 PM
lol. Didn't think so.

Super try though, thanks for playing and better luck next time.

Next.


Sad, lonely little man. Chin up chief, they are making advances in footlifts every day and you might clear the 3 foot mark.


:Broncos:

strafen
09-11-2011, 08:52 PM
Wtf is going on?Even I'm stunned. And that's saying something! LOL

Taco John
09-11-2011, 10:03 PM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2011/09000d5d822263b0_gallery_600.jpg

richdream88
09-11-2011, 10:07 PM
Its Raider week So I made this short Vid.

Go Broncos!

"Its Denver Bronco Football Time!"

http://bit.ly/oEA6Qj

HAT
09-11-2011, 10:08 PM
Cool pic....Which one of his 3 yard runs was that?

strafen
09-11-2011, 10:11 PM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2011/09000d5d822263b0_gallery_600.jpgHaha! That's awesome! :strong:

Dagmar
09-11-2011, 10:14 PM
Cool pic....Which one of his 3 yard runs was that?

ROFL! ^5

broncocalijohn
09-11-2011, 10:58 PM
Its Raider week So I made this short Vid.

Go Broncos!

"Its Denver Bronco Football Time!"

http://bit.ly/oEA6Qj

Took him 4 years to finally make a post. Must be Raiders Week!

Cool pic....Which one of his 3 yard runs was that?

With not one Brown blocker in site, lucky he got 3 yards. He must have felt like it 2009 Broncos season all over again.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-12-2011, 04:48 AM
Poor widdle Karen. Banned again. Sometimes in life you just end up with the short end, don't you?

Jungle Jim
09-12-2011, 06:41 AM
Could be worse, could be an old, greedy, covetous shyster. That backs out of bets. I can always make new accounts. You will never be young again. Once again, I win and you lose. Next.

colonelbeef
09-12-2011, 07:31 AM
Cool pic....Which one of his 3 yard runs was that?


Peyton Hillis 2010:

Games:16 ATT:270 Yards:1177 YPC:4.4 TD:11

It's much more useful to cite facts when making arguments instead of lies

TonyR
09-12-2011, 08:15 AM
Peyton Hillis 2010:

Games:16 ATT:270 Yards:1177 YPC:4.4 TD:11

It's much more useful to cite facts when making arguments instead of lies

Step on in to 2011, colonel:

17-57-3.4

Dr. Broncenstein
09-12-2011, 09:29 AM
Could be worse, could be an old, greedy, covetous shyster. That backs out of bets. I can always make new accounts. You will never be young again. Once again, I win and you lose. Next.

U mad, big fella?

broncocalijohn
09-12-2011, 09:41 AM
Karenin should realize that his ****ty personality comes through regardless of what name he uses. So cchildish, even banned he feels he needs his presense at the mane. Not sure who actually likes him. Find a site that relates to his personality and traits. Lawnjockeys.com and gayspringbreakinlagunabeach.com are two sites that would love him.

errand
09-12-2011, 10:15 AM
lol, right. $20k says I'm over 6' tall. What do you say Steinenbergenstein?

F*** dude it's the internet remember? We are all well hung 6 pack abs millionaires on-line.

You remind me of a brad paisley song........

errand
09-12-2011, 10:19 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2011/09000d5d822263b0_gallery_600.jpg

Cool picture tj... the only problem you have with it is that he's not heading down field he's being strung out and he's been stopped for very few yards..... look at the yard line marker behind him on the grass.........

errand
09-12-2011, 10:24 AM
They pay the lollipop guild in actual dollars?

Now that was funny ...... I don't care who you are.

Oompah...oompah....oompah dee dee...

PRBronco
09-12-2011, 10:49 AM
**** dude it's the internet remember? We are all well hung 6 pack abs millionaires on-line.

You remind me of a brad paisley song........

Also I bench press 350.

Taco John
09-12-2011, 10:52 AM
Cool picture tj... the only problem you have with it is that he's not heading down field he's being strung out and he's been stopped for very few yards..... look at the yard line marker behind him on the grass.........


I just think it's a cool picture. Hillis didn't have a great day yesterday, but I suspect he was more productive than Brady Quinn will be for us tonight.

TheReverend
09-12-2011, 10:54 AM
I just think it's a cool picture. Hillis didn't have a great day yesterday, but I suspect he was more productive than Brady Quinn will be for us tonight.

People also have a tendency to forget how talented the Bengals defensive roster is...

WolfpackGuy
09-12-2011, 10:55 AM
I just think it's a cool picture. Hillis didn't have a great day yesterday, but I suspect he was more productive than Brady Quinn will be for us tonight.

The popcorn guy in the upper level will be more productive than that POS!

bendog
09-12-2011, 12:18 PM
Josh could have worked with him and made him better than Cassell, and then we could have traded him for a one after Tebow revolutionized the game.

White Dragon
09-12-2011, 04:14 PM
I'd rather have a decent backup quarterback than a back who puts the ball on the ground once every other game.

ward63
09-12-2011, 04:23 PM
I'd rather have a decent backup quarterback than a back who puts the ball on the ground once every other game.

What are you smoking?

White Dragon
09-12-2011, 05:27 PM
What are you smoking?

Hillis fumbled 8 times last season... that's once every other game.

HAT
09-14-2011, 12:14 AM
Peyton Hillis 2010:

Games:16 ATT:270 Yards:1177 YPC:4.4 TD:11

It's much more useful to cite facts when making arguments instead of lies

Oh, sorry. I just assumed that it was a pic from 2011. My apologies if it was a pic from 2010.

broncocalijohn
09-14-2011, 12:43 AM
I'd rather have a decent backup quarterback than a back who puts the ball on the ground once every other game.

Well, you wont have to worry about Quinn making a fumble ever other game! Of course the flip side is he wont be getting any TDs, yards or help with wins when he is on the sideline. Great logic there. He fumbles but helps his team win compared to a 3rd string QB.

strafen
09-14-2011, 06:10 AM
I'd rather have a decent backup quarterback than a back who puts the ball on the ground once every other game.Hey, we've got Moreno. Thst's the upside of losing a player like Hillis, no?
Freakin' morons!

TomServo
09-17-2011, 03:27 AM
Hillis fumbled 8 times last season... that's once every other game.

im assumimg your a moreno fan then.(fewer) fumbles, less yards(way less yards). Dances in the endzone during a historic loss.thats our #12 pick in the 2010 draft. when is he goiong to bnreak 1000 in 16 games/

strafen
09-17-2011, 06:27 AM
im assumimg your a moreno fan then.(fewer) fumbles, less yards(way less yards). Dances in the endzone during a historic loss.thats our #12 pick in the 2010 draft. when is he goiong to bnreak 1000 in 16 games/

Moreno already fumbled the ball in the first game against the Raiders. He also had way less yards than Hillis did last week when a few here were criticizing is 57 yards he had.
Karma is a biatch...

errand
09-17-2011, 06:31 AM
Hillis fumbled 8 times last season... that's once every other game.

Not to mention he also wore down as the season went on .......his last 4 or 5 games he really did not do very well

errand
09-17-2011, 06:33 AM
Well, you wont have to worry about Quinn making a fumble ever other game! Of course the flip side is he wont be getting any TDs, yards or help with wins when he is on the sideline. Great logic there. He fumbles but helps his team win compared to a 3rd string QB.

I thought tim tebow was our third string quarterback

Turd_Ferguson
09-17-2011, 09:25 AM
Some guy at work was trying to tell me McD traded Hillis cause he was sleeping with McD's wife... I just assumed it was because McD hated the Broncos and wanted to them to suffer.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-17-2011, 09:34 AM
Some guy at work was trying to tell me McD traded Hillis cause he was sleeping with McD's wife... I just assumed it was because McD hated the Broncos and wanted to them to suffer.

This "sleeping with" rumor is ludicrous. There simply wasn't time for that with all the incessant sodomy.