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Paul Finebaum PWNS!
09-02-2011, 04:13 PM
If you were in a serious fight with some ruffians where your life was in endanger, which current Broncos player would you most like at your side?

Keep in mind, that physical fighting performance should not be the only consideration. You might need a Broncos player who carries a firearm since your life is at risk in this brawl.

Houshyamama
09-02-2011, 04:15 PM
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tsiguy96
09-02-2011, 04:15 PM
ban

gyldenlove
09-02-2011, 04:18 PM
Tebow clearly, with Jebus on my side I couldn't lose.

OABB
09-02-2011, 04:19 PM
orton. when he goes fetal and they start kicking him, I can use the diversion to attack their flanks.

Cito Pelon
09-02-2011, 04:19 PM
If you were in a serious fight with some ruffians where your life was in endanger, which current Broncos player would you most like at your side?

Keep in mind, that physical fighting performance should not be the only consideration. You might need a Broncos player who carries a firearm since your life is at risk in this brawl.

You f'd up the question by bringing a firearm into the equation.

PRBronco
09-02-2011, 04:20 PM
David Kircus, because they won't know what he's capable of.

cutthemdown
09-02-2011, 04:21 PM
I'd pick Spider because he's a throat punching maniac like the dude from that movie dual. Plus after he knows tons of truckstops with cheap beer and cheaper hookers! Spider euphanism for hookers is G/F. Notice he said he has 4 of them! :) Besides when you come down an alley in a semi truck doing 90mph, with dead hookers hanging out the cab, people get the **** out of the way.

cutthemdown
09-02-2011, 04:22 PM
I'd probably pick the kicker though, that way someone gets his ass kicked worst then me. No way Matty Prater could take me. :)

Paul Finebaum PWNS!
09-02-2011, 04:22 PM
You f'd up the question by bringing a firearm into the equation.

No, I didn't. I want to know who the gangstas are.

Conklin
09-02-2011, 04:23 PM
Brandon Marshall

cutthemdown
09-02-2011, 04:30 PM
Brandon Marshall

Ahh a knife fight.

Houshyamama
09-02-2011, 04:33 PM
Ahh a knife fight.

Watch out for those McDonald's bags he'll throw at your feet.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-02-2011, 04:37 PM
I'm tempted to go with Joe Mays, but I'm afraid I might be killed by friendly fire.

Hogan11
09-02-2011, 04:41 PM
Brandon Marshall

He'd be the choice if the question was which former Broncos player would be most likely to get you into a fight

Dr. Broncenstein
09-02-2011, 04:42 PM
He'd be the choice if the question was which former Broncos player would be most likely to get you into a fight

Against a girl.

Goobzilla
09-02-2011, 04:43 PM
Orlando Franklin, because there would be no fight. Everyone runs away then we go to IHOP.

Hogan11
09-02-2011, 04:44 PM
Against a girl.

All too true

Dr. Broncenstein
09-02-2011, 04:49 PM
Orlando Franklin, because there would be no fight. Everyone runs away then we go to IHOP.

Only to get smothered and chunked by Daryl Gardner.

Edit: I was thinking wafflehouse.

BMarsh615
09-02-2011, 04:59 PM
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Powderaddict
09-02-2011, 05:06 PM
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1483885904/324714548.jpg

He could also flick boogers at the baddies.

strafen
09-02-2011, 05:25 PM
I'd take somebody like Prater to hold my belongings while I fight...

vancejohnson82
09-02-2011, 05:27 PM
Dawkins....just for the pre-fight speech

Victor
09-02-2011, 05:30 PM
David Kircus, because they won't know what he's capable of.

Lol...nice

tsiguy96
09-02-2011, 05:37 PM
Dawkins....just for the pre-fight speech

2nd

Bronco Yoda
09-02-2011, 05:44 PM
Moreno

Think along the lines of a bear attack. You don't need to win the battle. You just need to outrun the guy next to you during the escape. :)

Los Broncos
09-02-2011, 05:48 PM
Franklin for sure, he would tear anyones head off that came near me.

Swedish Extrovert
09-02-2011, 06:14 PM
Wellllll... I'd carry the Glock 40, and have Orlando Franklin on my side.

Swedish Extrovert
09-02-2011, 06:16 PM
I'd take somebody like Prater to hold my belongings while I fight...

Prater is the guy I would take to Shotgun Willies.

KipCorrington25
09-02-2011, 07:06 PM
Perish Cox would slip them a roofy... :thanku:

BroncoLifer
09-02-2011, 07:15 PM
Pat Bowlen. The bad guys would be so blown away by the awesomeness of his fur coat that'd I'd make my getaway unseen.

Jesterhole
09-02-2011, 08:07 PM
Gotta be one of the linemen. Either Clady or that new mountain we drafted.

AmericanBroncFan
09-02-2011, 09:09 PM
orton. when he goes fetal and they start kicking him, I can use the diversion to attack their flanks.

And this is why you have a Championship belt. I couldn't have said it better.

Chris
09-02-2011, 10:09 PM
Dawkins....just for the pre-fight speech

This is OUR FIGHT

This is WHAT WE DO

Chris
09-02-2011, 10:11 PM
I'd probably pick the kicker though, that way someone gets his ass kicked worst then me. No way Matty Prater could take me. :)

....unless he kicks you.

Taco John
09-02-2011, 10:13 PM
Right now, I'd take Kyle Orton, because if he takes a shot, the rest of the team will jump in.

Taco John
09-02-2011, 10:14 PM
Moreno

Think along the lines of a bear attack. You don't need to win the battle. You just need to outrun the guy next to you during the escape. :)

Heeeeeeeyyyyyooooooooooooooo!

Baba Booey
09-02-2011, 10:19 PM
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cutthemdown
09-03-2011, 12:44 AM
....unless he kicks you.

Hmm i didnt consider that. That probably would leave a mark.

Pseudofool
09-03-2011, 12:58 AM
Romo. /thread

Agamemnon
09-03-2011, 04:20 AM
Brodrick Bunkley. Period.
http://apracticalguidetoracism.com/images/missive12_bunkley.jpg

Blueflame
09-03-2011, 04:30 AM
Randy Gradishar. The man knows how to lay down an old-school tackle. ;D And/or Steve Atwater. I think Christian Okoye might still be stuck in reverse gear...

OrangeSe7en
09-03-2011, 04:56 AM
Moreno

Think along the lines of a bear attack. You don't need to win the battle. You just need to outrun the guy next to you during the escape. :)

Nicely crafted. LOL

Hogan11
09-03-2011, 08:27 AM
Randy Gradishar. The man knows how to lay down an old-school tackle. ;D And/or Steve Atwater. I think Christian Okoye might still be stuck in reverse gear...

Atwater's one hit destroyed Okoye's myth and ultimately his career.

Simple Jake
09-03-2011, 08:59 AM
Brodrick Bunkley. Period.
http://apracticalguidetoracism.com/images/missive12_bunkley.jpg

Holy ****! I'm goin with good ol' Brodrick on this one

Spider
09-03-2011, 09:15 AM
I'd pick Spider because he's a throat punching maniac like the dude from that movie dual. Plus after he knows tons of truckstops with cheap beer and cheaper hookers! Spider euphanism for hookers is G/F.

I'm going to ask you not to call em hookers again , these women have way to much class to labeled as that ..Thanks

Requiem
09-03-2011, 09:17 AM
Joe Mays.

Spider
09-03-2011, 09:18 AM
I dont want or need any of them on my side .... ;)

vancejohnson82
09-03-2011, 09:21 AM
Joe Mays.

if it's a fight with DJ Williams...yes

Cito Pelon
09-03-2011, 09:34 AM
Orlando Franklin.

For picking up some nasty party chicks, Matt Prater.

montrose
09-03-2011, 09:43 AM
This one isnt even close

http://www.sportsbetting.ag/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Orlando-Franklin1.jpg

Drek
09-03-2011, 10:25 AM
Champ.

Because Champ has the money and the experience to travel with highly trained and well armed body guards.

rmsanger
09-03-2011, 12:07 PM
This

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/07/800x600/Rod-Smith-Denver_1057588.jpg