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srphoenix
08-29-2011, 08:01 AM
Denver_Broncos Denver Broncos
Denver has released CB Nate Jones & waived RB CJ Gable, LB Braxton Kelley, LB Deron Mayo, G Shawn Murphy, T Curt Porter & DE David Veikune.


Nate Jones finally released, oh happy day!!!

DarkHorse
08-29-2011, 08:02 AM
No way!

I'm freaking thrilled today.

WolfpackGuy
08-29-2011, 08:02 AM
Finally!

Requiem
08-29-2011, 08:03 AM
After that pass interference the other night, you just had to assume this guy was going to get flushed!

Rulon Velvet Jones
08-29-2011, 08:05 AM
http://cdn.thenextweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hi.jpg

HooptyHoops
08-29-2011, 08:05 AM
Wow, for once, the coaching staff agrees with the fans!

Steve Sewell
08-29-2011, 08:07 AM
http://preggo.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/happy_dance.gif?w=426

ol#7
08-29-2011, 08:07 AM
Our long National nightmare is finally over!

schaaf
08-29-2011, 08:08 AM
http://checkdownchatter.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lombardi-trophy.jpg

PRBronco
08-29-2011, 08:12 AM
Ties with drafting Von Miller for best offseason move imo.

MVP-06
08-29-2011, 08:22 AM
:sunshine:

BroncosMT
08-29-2011, 08:25 AM
It's about time!!!

TheChamp24
08-29-2011, 08:26 AM
Yay! I still can't believe we traded away Alphonso last year to have this guy stick with the team.

Broncoman13
08-29-2011, 08:35 AM
WOW!!! Never been so happy about releasing a player until now. Dude ran himself out of town!

Sorry to see Braxton Kelly released, he was a thumper but brought little else I guess.

Kaylore
08-29-2011, 08:39 AM
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ColoradoDarin
08-29-2011, 08:47 AM
Happy dance time!

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Smiling Assassin27
08-29-2011, 08:58 AM
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TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-29-2011, 08:59 AM
http://damonchernavsky.com/Pictures/Funny_Pictures/Animated_Gifs/Seinfeld-dance-animated-gif.gif

Bronco Boy
08-29-2011, 08:59 AM
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/vader.jpg

Rock Chalk
08-29-2011, 09:00 AM
Happy dance time!

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q227/dhaus5650/gifs/dancefail-3.gif

It just never gets old.

enjolras
08-29-2011, 09:00 AM
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ColoradoDarin
08-29-2011, 09:03 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnyg7JHUi1qlrinq.gif

P90x Plyo circle run?

Smiling Assassin27
08-29-2011, 09:11 AM
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broncosteven
08-29-2011, 09:12 AM
So glad to see all the mCd mistakes being filtered out. The dude had a career day vs the Pats back in 2007 and mCd just had to have him. Continues to show that mCd didn't have enough experience to be a HC in the NFL.

I can't believe we cut C. Gable wasn't he married to Carol Lombard? Lombard had to have been the most beautiful woman in the history of the universe.

theAPAOps5
08-29-2011, 09:14 AM
I think there is one thing that can bring the Orange Mane community together in a time of such great division.

There is one thing that will have us all stand as one and say we will not go quietly into the night, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP THE FIGHT.

We will not stand for mediocre, NEIGH Pathetic CB play.

Today is our Independence Day, TODAY is our FREEDOM
TODAY NATE JONES is CUT

bowtown
08-29-2011, 09:14 AM
In the end, he was just too versitile for the NFL.

Kaylore
08-29-2011, 09:18 AM
I'm pretty certain if McDaniels was coaching he'd still be on the team.

Swedish Extrovert
08-29-2011, 09:19 AM
Happy dance time!

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q227/dhaus5650/gifs/dancefail-3.gif

Is that Bush doing zumba?

ward63
08-29-2011, 09:27 AM
This is the one thing I think all of the 'mane agree with. Back to disagreeing with everything, people. Btw, I am celebrating too.

Chris
08-29-2011, 09:40 AM
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Mr.Meanie
08-29-2011, 09:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aKe2I.gif

Smiling Assassin27
08-29-2011, 09:46 AM
http://www.gallery.fanserviceftw.com/gallery/_images/b936d6d6247faccc87e36d805ef60282/3879%20-%20animated_gif%20chuck_norris%20dodgeball%20thumb s_up.gif


http://images.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/_photos/2005-11-16-bruschi.jpg

When you get thumbs up from these two, you know you've done the right thing.

Gort
08-29-2011, 10:00 AM
So glad to see all the mCd mistakes being filtered out. The dude had a career day vs the Pats back in 2007 and mCd just had to have him. Continues to show that mCd didn't have enough experience to be a HC in the NFL.

I can't believe we cut C. Gable wasn't he married to Carol Lombard? Lombard had to have been the most beautiful woman in the history of the universe.

limiting it to old time movie stars?

Grace Kelly > Carole Lombard

Grace Kelly was really remarkable looking in the era before plastic surgery.

Rascal
08-29-2011, 10:10 AM
You guys are failing to realize that this move means that The Rapist Part II will likely make the final roster.

dbfan21
08-29-2011, 10:15 AM
I think there is one thing that can bring the Orange Mane community together in a time of such great division.

There is one thing that will have us all stand as one and say we will not go quietly into the night, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP THE FIGHT.

We will not stand for mediocre, NEIGH Pathetic CB play.

Today is our Independence Day, TODAY is our FREEDOM
TODAY NATE JONES is CUT

This! Nice post!! :sunshine:

Chris
08-29-2011, 10:17 AM
http://www2.indystar.com/library/factfiles/sports/football/indpls_colts/2004_season/img/wayne0103.jpg

Shoemaker
08-29-2011, 10:20 AM
Out of appreciation for Nate Jones' service as a Bronco, the rest of this post will be a list of the great plays and memorable moments he had during his time here:

eddie mac
08-29-2011, 10:27 AM
You guys are failing to realize that this move means that The Rapist Part II will likely make the final roster.

I was under the impression that he had not been convicted of anything at this point in time???

PRBronco
08-29-2011, 10:32 AM
Out of appreciation for Nate Jones' service as a Bronco, the rest of this post will be a list of the great plays and memorable moments he had during his time here:

Oh man Shoemaker's going to feel so silly when he realizes he accidentally attached Richard Quinn's highlight reel.

Rascal
08-29-2011, 10:45 AM
I was under the impression that he had not been convicted of anything at this point in time???

He denied having sex with her and somehow the kid ended up having his DNA. If you want to keep your head in the ground go ahead.

The Miraculous Conception II.

BroncosSR
08-29-2011, 10:48 AM
Reminds me of the feeling I got when Dre' Bly was finally cut.

boppool
08-29-2011, 10:50 AM
http://www.traileraddict.com/content/warner-bros-pictures/yes_man.jpg

bowtown
08-29-2011, 10:53 AM
Reminds me of the feeling I got when Dre' Bly was finally cut.

Dry Bly couldn't even on his suckiest day dream of sucking the way Nate Jones sucked.

Play2win
08-29-2011, 10:54 AM
John Fox says, How do you like me now!!

broncocalijohn
08-29-2011, 10:58 AM
Ties with having Kyle Orton start for best onseason move imo.

Fixed. Signed, Tailgatenut

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 11:00 AM
In the end, he was just too versitile for the NFL.

Too turnstile for the NFL.

Braxton Kelly sure dropped out fast. Dude had the green dot calling the D in PS game two and now he's gone.

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 11:01 AM
I'm pretty certain if McDaniels was coaching he'd still be on the team.

Best player in camp last year, in the world according to Josh.

broncocalijohn
08-29-2011, 11:02 AM
In the end, he was just too versitile for the NFL.

Why? Did he come from the SEC?

mellow mood
08-29-2011, 11:04 AM
this makes me so happy!!

Man-Goblin
08-29-2011, 11:11 AM
I'm pretty certain if McDaniels was coaching he'd still be on the team.

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/45895/81780749.gif

d bronx42
08-29-2011, 11:31 AM
http://real.theoffside.com/files/2011/04/JohnnyDramaVictory.jpg

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 11:38 AM
limiting it to old time movie stars?

Grace Kelly > Carole Lombard

Grace Kelly was really remarkable looking in the era before plastic surgery.

You have a strong argument, I wouldn't kick either out of bed but Lombard just does something to me.

It is a shame Lombard's life was cut short, she was just more natural and free flowing in her personality whereas Kelly was a stiff, still Hitchcock used her beauty to it's fullest.

Try this compare Kelly in the black and white High noon to Lombard in any of her black and whites and tell me who you would pick.

gyldenlove
08-29-2011, 11:50 AM
I repped the entire first page in this thread.

Jimmy
08-29-2011, 12:06 PM
I hate to be the debbie downer, ass clown good guy, but I don't really like the idea of cheering for somebody who lost their job, especially a member of the broncos family. Sure, I'd have probably been more comfortable with Von at CB than him... but idk. I won't comment on his level of play, all I'll say is that I hope he finds another job as a deep reserve somewhere.

Jimmy
08-29-2011, 12:10 PM
Scratch that... i think vickerson would have been a better corner. but somewhere, nate jones is not in a good mood. rather than celebrate his enemployment, ill say it was a wise move to release him as opposed to anyone else... but i'm not gonna throw a party over it.

theAPAOps5
08-29-2011, 12:14 PM
Scratch that... i think vickerson would have been a better corner. but somewhere, nate jones is not in a good mood. rather than celebrate his enemployment, ill say it was a wise move to release him as opposed to anyone else... but i'm not gonna throw a party over it.

That is fine, so take your moral holier than thou ideals to another thread. This is about celebration of not accepting mediocrity and poor work performance. Be gone!




^5
:wave:

bowtown
08-29-2011, 12:16 PM
Scratch that... i think vickerson would have been a better corner. but somewhere, nate jones is not in a good mood. rather than celebrate his enemployment, ill say it was a wise move to release him as opposed to anyone else... but i'm not gonna throw a party over it.

http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/11/typepad-family-guy-sexy-dance.gif

Sorry I can't hear you! Did you hear the good news? Nate Jones got cut!

Gort
08-29-2011, 12:21 PM
You have a strong argument, I wouldn't kick either out of bed but Lombard just does something to me.

It is a shame Lombard's life was cut short, she was just more natural and free flowing in her personality whereas Kelly was a stiff, still Hitchcock used her beauty to it's fullest.

Try this compare Kelly in the black and white High noon to Lombard in any of her black and whites and tell me who you would pick.

Grace Kelly practically radiated in Rear Window (maybe Hitchcock deliberately lit her scenes that way). watch that in a theater sometime and you'll see how astonishingly good looking she really was, but to be honest, if i had to choose any actress from any era, i'd choose Charisma Carpenter (i know she was a Sandy Eggo Sparkies cheerleader, but i don't hold that against her). she's just stunning.

http://www.fullissue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/charisma-carpenter.jpg

Ambiguous
08-29-2011, 12:22 PM
That is fine, so take your moral holier than thou ideals to another thread. This is about celebration of not accepting mediocrity and poor work performance. Be gone!




^5
:wave:

This.

ColoradoDarin
08-29-2011, 12:33 PM
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Kaylore
08-29-2011, 12:52 PM
That is fine, so take your moral holier than thou ideals to another thread. This is about celebration of not accepting mediocrity and poor work performance. Be gone!



LOL

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/personalities/personality/1026/character8_jpg_90x150_upscale_q85.jpg

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 01:09 PM
You have a strong argument, I wouldn't kick either out of bed but Lombard just does something to me.

It is a shame Lombard's life was cut short, she was just more natural and free flowing in her personality whereas Kelly was a stiff, still Hitchcock used her beauty to it's fullest.

Try this compare Kelly in the black and white High noon to Lombard in any of her black and whites and tell me who you would pick.

Man, Kay Francis was the best beauty for old time movie starlets. Ann Sothern also.

Blueflame
08-29-2011, 01:23 PM
I hate to be the debbie downer, ass clown good guy, but I don't really like the idea of cheering for somebody who lost their job, especially a member of the broncos family. Sure, I'd have probably been more comfortable with Von at CB than him... but idk. I won't comment on his level of play, all I'll say is that I hope he finds another job as a deep reserve somewhere.

Maybe the Rams will pick him up... :devil:

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-29-2011, 01:27 PM
I hate to be the debbie downer, ass clown good guy, but I don't really like the idea of cheering for somebody who lost their job, especially a member of the broncos family. Sure, I'd have probably been more comfortable with Von at CB than him... but idk. I won't comment on his level of play, all I'll say is that I hope he finds another job as a deep reserve somewhere.

I hope Nate Jones clones himself twice and one of the three signs with the Raiders, Chiefs and Chargers. THAT would be awesome.

Please let this happen.

srphoenix
08-29-2011, 01:38 PM
Maybe the Rams will pick him up... :devil:

I hope we tried to trade the bum back to McD first.

razorwire77
08-29-2011, 01:46 PM
I hope we tried to trade the bum back to McD first.

With Nate Jones finally being sent packing, and Cox most likely going to jail, I gotta assume we're going to go dumpster diving for CB after the final cuts.

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 02:36 PM
Man, Kay Francis was the best beauty for old time movie starlets. Ann Sothern also.

Carol Lombard
Hedy Lamarr
the crazy chick from gone with the wind

I like chicks with some meat on their bones so I would do Ann Southern

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-29-2011, 02:40 PM
Hedy Lamarr


It's Hedley!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_uzU4-m_CMB8/SD-1dVwQ-II/AAAAAAAABy4/UPhTAaQ8nN8/s320/HarveyKorman.jpg

HEDLEY Lamar!

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 02:42 PM
Grace Kelly practically radiated in Rear Window (maybe Hitchcock deliberately lit her scenes that way). watch that in a theater sometime and you'll see how astonishingly good looking she really was, but to be honest, if i had to choose any actress from any era, i'd choose Charisma Carpenter (i know she was a Sandy Eggo Sparkies cheerleader, but i don't hold that against her). she's just stunning.

http://www.fullissue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/charisma-carpenter.jpg

I have seen Rear Window in a theater, back in the 80's they rereleased most all of Hitch's work in the theaters, Kim Novak was hot too. I think Kelly's best work was in "To catch a thief".

That other chick is a dime a dozen. I would go with Kate Winslet, any chick that can save a billionairs grandma from a burning building must be a firecracker in bed.

TheChamp24
08-29-2011, 02:52 PM
I hate to be the debbie downer, ass clown good guy, but I don't really like the idea of cheering for somebody who lost their job, especially a member of the broncos family. Sure, I'd have probably been more comfortable with Von at CB than him... but idk. I won't comment on his level of play, all I'll say is that I hope he finds another job as a deep reserve somewhere.

He was getting paid a lot of money to do a job of playing CB and he was terrible at it. His calling isn't playing football anymore.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-29-2011, 02:57 PM
http://x14.xanga.com/74bb726756730257854659/b13034586.gif

baja
08-29-2011, 03:03 PM
How long does he have to wait to be eligible for the "Ring of Fame"?

broncocalijohn
08-29-2011, 03:05 PM
Carol Lombard
Hedy Lamarr
the crazy chick from gone with the wind

I like chicks with some meat on their bones so I would do Ann Southern

Ugly guys seem to say that as they can only get fat chicks. Well ugly and Nasa nerds. :yayaya:

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 03:16 PM
Carol Lombard
Hedy Lamarr
the crazy chick from gone with the wind

I like chicks with some meat on their bones so I would do Ann Southern

Carol Lombard was nice. For meat on their bones Maureen O'Hara might be your girl. Vivien Lee I guess was the gone with wind lady you're thinking of? Olivia DeHavilland was hot. Lana Turner also. Kay Francis is the lady I think of most from those old movies as hot, I'd like to have met her in her prime.

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 03:17 PM
Ugly guys seem to say that as they can only get fat chicks. Well ugly and Nasa nerds. :yayaya:

Not everyone could afford to turn this down, you must be one lucky dude:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=33948114


Even Nate Jones needs someone to love him, it just happens to be that mCd is no longer in a position to give him that love.

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 03:19 PM
Carol Lombard was nice. For meat on their bones Maureen O'Hara might be your girl. Vivien Lee I guess was the gone with wind lady you're thinking of? Olivia DeHavilland was hot. Lana Turner also. Kay Francis is the lady I think of most from those old movies as hot, I'd like to have met her in her prime.

Yep I was thinking of Lee.

My time machine would have a Catherine Deneuve setting.

broncocalijohn
08-29-2011, 03:25 PM
Not everyone could afford to turn this down, you must be one lucky dude:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=33948114


Even Nate Jones needs someone to love him, it just happens to be that mCd is no longer in a position to give him that love.

sharp and pointy knees. I will pass.

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 03:30 PM
Yep I was thinking of Lee.

My time machine would have a Catherine Deneuve setting.

And for meat on their bones category would be Raquel Welch.

Chris
08-29-2011, 03:34 PM
How did Nate Jones getting cut turn into a debate about hollywood starlets?

Oh well.

Jayne Mansfield

http://answersto.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jayne_mansfield.jpg

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 03:37 PM
And for meat on their bones category would be Raquel Welch.

I was more of a Sophia Loren guy

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 03:38 PM
How did Nate Jones getting cut turn into a debate about hollywood starlets?

Oh well.

Jayne Mansfield...


Is there anything else that you would like to celebrate with?

Shoemaker
08-29-2011, 03:43 PM
How did Nate Jones getting cut turn into a debate about hollywood starlets?

Oh well.

Jayne Mansfield

http://answersto.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jayne_mansfield.jpg

Nate Jones has played cornerback about as well as a Hollywood starlet would this preseason.

And looked significantly less attractive than one while doing so.

There, it's all tied together now.

Old Dude
08-29-2011, 03:46 PM
oh wow. didn't see this one coming.

rugbythug
08-29-2011, 03:54 PM
Thanks for showing my 5 year old topless girls. Appreciate that.

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 03:56 PM
I was more of a Sophia Loren guy

Sophia Loren was one curvaceus woman, had nicer hips than Raquel Welch.

theAPAOps5
08-29-2011, 03:56 PM
Wow, I thought my use of smilie faces were a clear sign that I was joking around. But this flame out as a result was amazing.

I especially like how he calls members here losers, with no friends in real life, and then proceeds to post Internet porn. Talk about hypocrisy at it's finest. What a mental midget.

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 03:59 PM
--mod note: the quoted post was unacceptable--


Couldn't have said it better myself, Jimmy. Carry on.

Mr.Meanie
08-29-2011, 04:07 PM
If you're going to go out, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. I like the cut of your jib, son.

Archer81
08-29-2011, 04:09 PM
well thats just retarded



http://tinyurl.com/3tglkph


:Broncos:

Archer81
08-29-2011, 04:17 PM
Simmer down Jimmy.


<TABLE class=tborder border=0 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" align=center><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=alt2></TD><TD class=alt1Active width="50%">Nate Jones released! ... (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3272261#post3272261) </TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>08-29-2011 03:12 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Jimmy (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=28106) </TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">sweet comeback, you sack of ****. might as well **** you in the ass while i still can</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


:Broncos:

TailgateNut
08-29-2011, 04:18 PM
oh wow. didn't see this one coming.


As long as Tebow is on the roster expect more craziness on both sides of the aisle.;)

theAPAOps5
08-29-2011, 04:19 PM
Yes the 12 year old boy Jimmy is throwing a hussy fit. It is wonderful to see.

TailgateNut
08-29-2011, 04:20 PM
Simmer down Jimmy.


<TABLE class=tborder border=0 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width="100%" align=center><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=alt2></TD><TD class=alt1Active width="50%">Nate Jones released! ... (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3272261#post3272261) </TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>08-29-2011 03:12 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Jimmy (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=28106) </TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">sweet comeback, you sack of ****. might as well **** you in the ass while i still can</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>







:Broncos:


Party favors for all!LOL

DivineBronco
08-29-2011, 04:24 PM
yaaaaaaaaaay meltdown....that was fun

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 04:26 PM
If you're going to go out, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. I like the cut of your jib, son.

Jimmy doesn't jack around, dude gets to it pretty fast. I admire that.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-29-2011, 04:28 PM
I got okie doked by little jimmy.

Gort
08-29-2011, 04:29 PM
I have seen Rear Window in a theater, back in the 80's they rereleased most all of Hitch's work in the theaters, Kim Novak was hot too. I think Kelly's best work was in "To catch a thief".

That other chick is a dime a dozen. I would go with Kate Winslet, any chick that can save a billionairs grandma from a burning building must be a firecracker in bed.

blasphemy! BLASPHEMY!! Gene Kranz would not approve of your comment!!! in fact, not being attracted to Charisma Carpenter is (i believe) grounds in 37 states for you to be considered legally gay... and not just gay like chriskenny, but gay with a capital G-A-Y made out of confetti like that guy from The Birdcage.

Archer81
08-29-2011, 04:30 PM
blasphemy! BLASPHEMY!! Gene Kranz would not approve of your comment!!! in fact, not being attracted to Charisma Carpenter is (i believe) grounds in 37 states for you to be considered legally gay... and not just gay like chriskenny, but gay with a capital G-A-Y made out of confetti like that guy from The Birdcage.


She has sharp knees.


:Broncos:

Gort
08-29-2011, 04:32 PM
She has sharp knees.


:Broncos:


she has knees? i did not know that ???

;)

gyldenlove
08-29-2011, 04:38 PM
That jimmy dude is pretty high and mighty for someone who doesn't know how to use either of the shift buttons in his keyboard - my prediction, we are better off without him.

Bronx33
08-29-2011, 04:53 PM
I'm pretty certain if McDaniels was coaching he'd still be on the team.

I would have to agree.

srphoenix
08-29-2011, 04:54 PM
The question of the day.


Is Jimmy actually Nate Jones?



And if so, you couldn't cover the door hitting your ass on the way out. Good riddance. btw, penthouse was the best thing you could post as your farewell picture... bush league


but seriously, there are plenty of other sites on the internet for your crap, please take it somewhere else

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 04:56 PM
Jimmy is like the Joe Mays of the Mane, the Iron Cannonball Blitzkrieg.

Jimmy came storming in and I guess some people got butthurt.

Swedish Extrovert
08-29-2011, 04:58 PM
I was under the impression that he had not been convicted of anything at this point in time???

That's true... he might even get off (definitely no pun intended)... still, the accusations are pretty disturbing. I would rather not have him on the team because it doesn't look good.

We can keep 4 corners - Champ, Andre, Vaughn and Squid and 5 safeties: Dawk, Moore, Carter, McCarthy and Bruton (doesn't look good for McBath), and I would be fine with that.

If/when one of our CBs gets injured, we can claim a guy... or even keep McBath as a depth safety/corner - looks like McBath ran a 4.47 (http://nfldraftscout.com/ratings/dsprofile.php?pyid=33717&draftyear=2009&genpos=FS), which likely makes him our fastest Safety.

Bronx33
08-29-2011, 04:58 PM
nice melt down jimmy! the OM can get on just fine without you you're like 100 other tards that drive through here and cant handle it and melt down ( just like you did) buuuuuuu bye!

Swedish Extrovert
08-29-2011, 05:00 PM
That's true... he might even get off (definitely no pun intended)... still, the accusations are pretty disturbing. I would rather not have him on the team because it doesn't look good.

We can keep 4 corners - Champ, Andre, Vaughn and Squid and 5 safeties: Dawk, Moore, Carter, McCarthy and Bruton (doesn't look good for McBath), and I would be fine with that.

If/when one of our CBs gets injured, we can claim a guy... or even keep McBath as a depth safety/corner - looks like McBath ran a 4.47 (http://nfldraftscout.com/ratings/dsprofile.php?pyid=33717&draftyear=2009&genpos=FS), which likely makes him our fastest Safety.

Looks like McBath's 10-yard split was 1.53 - maybe McBath has a future at corner ???

I would certainly rather try him out there than cut a consensus mid-second rounder.

broncocalijohn
08-29-2011, 05:00 PM
Wow, I thought my use of smilie faces were a clear sign that I was joking around. But this flame out as a result was amazing.

I especially like how he calls members here losers, with no friends in real life, and then proceeds to post Internet porn. Talk about hypocrisy at it's finest. What a mental midget.

It is MVPlaya on speed. If you are going to flame out, he did it with pics which is great for those that don't go to the internets to see such disgusting, foul, disturbing, beautiful, naked women on the Mane. TY Jimmy for your tirade and since you stated it was your last post, I will put you on ignore to at least fulfill your wishes with this poster.

Bronx33
08-29-2011, 05:02 PM
at least post a hot skank jimmy not some cottage cheese pizza trampasaurus.

Swedish Extrovert
08-29-2011, 05:03 PM
Wow, I just red the last page... thank goodness I'm no longer on NMCI internet anymore.

I could have gotten in a lot of trouble.

brncs_fan
08-29-2011, 05:08 PM
I just had a nice discussion with my wife as to why someone had posted a nice porn picture on a football site. After explaining in really nice terms how some people are just DB's like that, she exclaimed, "that just sounds stupid...some people need to go outside more."

Couldn't have said it better.

Swedish Extrovert
08-29-2011, 05:19 PM
I find Scarlett Johansson attractive.

Man-Goblin
08-29-2011, 05:20 PM
Damn. I always envisioned myself going out that way...

broncocalijohn
08-29-2011, 05:33 PM
Jimmy is a complete ahole but I love it has been 1 and 1/2 hour and no one has reported those awful pics to any mod.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-29-2011, 05:36 PM
Jimmy is a complete ahole but I love it has been 1 and 1/2 hour and no one has reported those awful pics to any mod.

I'm not sure you understand what the word "awful" means.

Bronx33
08-29-2011, 05:38 PM
Jimmy is a complete ahole but I love it has been 1 and 1/2 hour and no one has reported those awful pics to any mod.

I am guessing no mod has reported in yet to address it.

Cito Pelon
08-29-2011, 05:40 PM
Jimmy is a complete ahole but I love it has been 1 and 1/2 hour and no one has reported those awful pics to any mod.

Awful?

Drek
08-29-2011, 05:44 PM
That's true... he might even get off (definitely no pun intended)... still, the accusations are pretty disturbing. I would rather not have him on the team because it doesn't look good.

We can keep 4 corners - Champ, Andre, Vaughn and Squid and 5 safeties: Dawk, Moore, Carter, McCarthy and Bruton (doesn't look good for McBath), and I would be fine with that.

If/when one of our CBs gets injured, we can claim a guy... or even keep McBath as a depth safety/corner - looks like McBath ran a 4.47 (http://nfldraftscout.com/ratings/dsprofile.php?pyid=33717&draftyear=2009&genpos=FS), which likely makes him our fastest Safety.
I think Bruton has more to worry about than McBath. Bruton isn't high on the depth charts at safety and is a non-option as a nickel back. With the changes to kickoffs he's basically a wasted roster spot for any game we play at Mile High and minimally useful anywhere else. Hard to keep him for his STs skill when almost 50% of those plays will never happen now.

Hotwheelz
08-29-2011, 05:56 PM
I just had a nice discussion with my wife as to why someone had posted a nice porn picture on a football site. After explaining in really nice terms how some people are just DB's like that, she exclaimed, "that just sounds stupid...some people need to go outside more."

Couldn't have said it better.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110817154624/callofduty/images/4/49/185e5_ORIG-cool_story_bro_4.jpg

baja
08-29-2011, 06:03 PM
I'm not sure you understand what the word "awful" means.

I'm sure some here don't understand what porn is. That pic is not even close to porn.

Swedish Extrovert
08-29-2011, 06:08 PM
I think Bruton has more to worry about than McBath. Bruton isn't high on the depth charts at safety and is a non-option as a nickel back. With the changes to kickoffs he's basically a wasted roster spot for any game we play at Mile High and minimally useful anywhere else. Hard to keep him for his STs skill when almost 50% of those plays will never happen now.

How bout this:

4 CBs - Champ (S), Goodman (S), Vaughn (N), Squid (D)
- Vaughn will make the team - he's been playing the flanker in nickel packges with Champ on the inside. Seems like a great find. Squid is a little slow, but I like him in zone coverage. as a dime back. I just want to find a way not to keep Cox.

4 Safetys - Dawk (S), Moore (S), McCarthy (backup SS), Carter (backup FS)

Then hold onto McBath as a reserve tweener who can play in quarter packages. I like McBath... he's shown flashes when healthy, but I don't see the Broncos cutting any of the above players. Given his ability, he was a legitimate 2nd rounder, and his speed - it would seem he can play corner if he has to.

I'd rather try out McBath at CB then keep Cox and cut him.

bowtown
08-29-2011, 06:11 PM
Please don't ban him. Let's see what happens.

Swedish Extrovert
08-29-2011, 06:13 PM
Please don't ban him. Let's see what happens.

Again, if I were still on NMCI, I'd be furious.

baja
08-29-2011, 06:17 PM
I think that pic was photoshopped

Bronx33
08-29-2011, 06:19 PM
I think that pic was photoshopped


by a weedeater

Dr. Broncenstein
08-29-2011, 06:20 PM
I think that pic was photoshopped

Can you tell by the pixels, or have you just seen a great number of poorly shopped images in the past?

Dr. Broncenstein
08-29-2011, 06:20 PM
I'd manipulate it.

baja
08-29-2011, 06:22 PM
I can see colorations over the implant scars. I bet she was out 10 weeks. ;D

Gort
08-29-2011, 06:23 PM
I'd manipulate it.

"Hey Now!"

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5892/384400-rc_hank_kingsley_large.jpg

ColoradoDarin
08-29-2011, 06:36 PM
Soooooo, anything interesting happen today since Nate Jones was released?






Oooohh a boobie pic, how juvenile - if you're going to go out like that, I'd go tub girl on ya.

Dagmar
08-29-2011, 07:04 PM
Can you tell by the pixels, or have you just seen a great number of poorly shopped images in the past?

http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/806/i-think-this-tapestry-is-shopped-4806.jpg

broncosteven
08-29-2011, 07:39 PM
blasphemy! BLASPHEMY!! Gene Kranz would not approve of your comment!!! in fact, not being attracted to Charisma Carpenter is (i believe) grounds in 37 states for you to be considered legally gay... and not just gay like chriskenny, but gay with a capital G-A-Y made out of confetti like that guy from The Birdcage.

Could I be Cole Porter gay? That dude could write some ****'in tunes!

2nd best meltdown in this thread BTW.

Lestat
08-29-2011, 07:59 PM
i know it's wrong because the man lost his job. but i haven't been this happy to see someone cut since McDaniels.

randomtask
08-29-2011, 08:06 PM
So, with Nate Jones gone, how much improvement do you think we will see with the 2nd string defense?

Rock Chalk
08-30-2011, 04:27 AM
blasphemy! BLASPHEMY!! Gene Kranz would not approve of your comment!!! in fact, not being attracted to Charisma Carpenter is (i believe) grounds in 37 states for you to be considered legally gay... and not just gay like chriskenny, but gay with a capital G-A-Y made out of confetti like that guy from The Birdcage.

Im pretty sure Chris is gay with a capital G-A-Y so yes, gay like Chris Kenney.

And Im sorry Galt, but Charisma Carpenter is decent enough but she isn't hot enough to make the list.

As far as old timer chics, I cant believe no one has brought up Betty Grable or Rita Hayworth.

alkemical
08-30-2011, 05:43 AM
Im pretty sure Chris is gay with a capital G-A-Y so yes, gay like Chris Kenney.

And Im sorry Galt, but Charisma Carpenter is decent enough but she isn't hot enough to make the list.

As far as old timer chics, I cant believe no one has brought up Betty Grable or Rita Hayworth.

Sorry dude, not into dead chicks.

dbfan21
08-30-2011, 09:01 AM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/45895/81780749.gif

Uggh...nasty!! ROFL!

KipCorrington25
08-30-2011, 06:43 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/awsome/grand/win__gif.gif

brncs_fan
08-30-2011, 06:47 PM
Audrey Hepburn FTW.