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baja
08-26-2011, 06:39 PM
1. Props Pat up in meetings.

2. Tells Pat his phone is ringing

3. Tells Bowlen he is smelling doo doo and calls the nurse to change Pat's Depends

4. Reminds Pat where his car is parked.

5. Points out which women across the room is Annabel

6. Updates Pat on Sundays which team on the field is the Broncos

7. Makes sure Pat takes all his medications.

8. Calls Pat on Saturday night to let him know tomorrow is Sunday.

9. Goes to Mike High on Sunday to pick up Pat when there is an away game.

10. Makes sure Pat doesn't say to the press, "This one is for John" after a loss.

baja
08-26-2011, 06:40 PM
I may have missed some.

Do you know of others?

baja
08-26-2011, 06:41 PM
I know So. Cal. has posted others but I forgot what they are.

strafen
08-26-2011, 06:42 PM
10. Makes sure Pat doesn't say to the press, "This one is for John" after a loss
Ha!ROFL!LOL:strong:

SimonFletcher73
08-26-2011, 06:57 PM
Lays out Pat's short shorts in the morning.

GoHAM
08-26-2011, 07:43 PM
Gives Pat Jay Cutler's latest cell phone number.

SoCalBronco
08-26-2011, 07:50 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Rasputin_pt.jpg/200px-Rasputin_pt.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
08-26-2011, 07:51 PM
In a word? Depends.

epicSocialism4tw
08-26-2011, 07:59 PM
In a word? Depends.

I was beginning to wonder if Ellis was a hospice nurse.

SoCalBronco
08-26-2011, 08:08 PM
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8792/111azn.jpg

So how's rasputin working out for you, old man?

They deserve each other, its a douchebag paradise.

Swedish Extrovert
08-26-2011, 08:55 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Rasputin_pt.jpg/200px-Rasputin_pt.jpg

Soooo ironic... I was just discussing Kierkegaardian free will with a friend of mine on facebook who is a theology major (and a Calvinist), and I brought up Rasputin's idea that God created sin to serve his own existential purpose (forgiveness).

Then you post a picture of Rasputin ten minutes later. That really puts a chink in my deist/arminian beliefs, lol.

epicSocialism4tw
08-26-2011, 09:25 PM
Soooo ironic... I was just discussing Kierkegaardian free will with a friend of mine on facebook who is a theology major (and a Calvinist), and I brought up Rasputin's idea that God created sin to serve his own existential purpose (forgiveness).

Then you post a picture of Rasputin ten minutes later. That really puts a chink in my deist/arminian beliefs, lol.

I have a friend who is a Calvinist as well. He was actually a Calvinist proselytizer, which was very strange. He wrote an apologia on predestination, created hundreds of them, and passed them out all over our University campus!

Swedish Extrovert
08-26-2011, 09:26 PM
I have a friend who is a Calvinist as well. He was actually a Calvinist proselytizer, which was very strange. He wrote an apologia on predestination, created hundreds of them, and passed them out all over our University campus!

What's the point of Calvinist proselytization? ROFL!

epicSocialism4tw
08-26-2011, 09:31 PM
What's the point of Calvinist proselytization? ROFL!

That's exactly what I thought.

I mean, technically, you could be promoting a sense of responsibility among the 'chosen', but still...that's quite offensive to the damned. ;D

I wouldn't want to go rubbing it in. Yikes!

serious hops
08-26-2011, 09:51 PM
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6555/thetwotowerswormtonguea.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/thetwotowerswormtonguea.jpg/)

DENVERDUI55
08-26-2011, 10:26 PM
Keeps pats cocktail glass full and fridge stocked with beer.

HAT
08-26-2011, 11:07 PM
I know So. Cal. has posted others but I forgot what they are.

Pot will do that to you.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pQBAMqLLdIY/TZZPNIa-X1I/AAAAAAAAAWQ/rH8i2VgdTwE/s1600/saupload_towelie.jpg

KipCorrington25
08-27-2011, 12:00 AM
Official PowerPoint evaluator?

ghwk
08-27-2011, 12:55 AM
Puts on a wig and pretends to be Pats wife and blows him.