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theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:46 PM
Safe to say Tebow is to blame. Orton can't throw hard enough and errant and Tebow go hand in hand! Hey OH!

I will be here all weekend folks! Try the fish and tip your waiter!

:angel:

PostBroncos (http://twitter.com/#%21/PostBroncos) Lindsay Jones



Blog: Errant pass at Broncos practice cracks windshield of Willis McGahee’s Porsche dpo.st/o6hJGM (http://t.co/mSfCL0G) #broncos (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23broncos)

49 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/PostBroncos/status/106787091534454785)

tnedator
08-25-2011, 12:47 PM
It's true, Orton has a stronger arm than Cutler and Elway combined...

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 12:47 PM
We should take up a collection to show our support.

vancejohnson82
08-25-2011, 12:48 PM
Safe to say Tebow is to blame. Orton can't throw hard enough and errant and Tebow go hand in hand! Hey OH!

I will be here all weekend folks! Try the fish and tip your waiter!

:angel:

PostBroncos (http://twitter.com/#%21/PostBroncos) Lindsay Jones



Blog: Errant pass at Broncos practice cracks windshield of Willis McGahee’s Porsche dpo.st/o6hJGM (http://t.co/mSfCL0G) #broncos (http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23broncos)

49 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/PostBroncos/status/106787091534454785)

hopefully the dorks at Safelite don't take the stash of weed he's got in the center console...mentally, I'm not sure if Willis could handle that

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:50 PM
hopefully the dorks at Safelite don't take the stash of weed he's got in the center console...mentally, I'm not sure if Willis could handle that

Safelite repair…Safelite replace!

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 12:51 PM
It's true, Orton has a stronger arm than Cutler and Elway combined...

it came off a bounce, according to LJ's twitter

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:52 PM
it came off a bounce, according to LJ's twitter

Definitely Tebow! Ortons balls don't bounce they just stop.

Mogulseeker
08-25-2011, 12:52 PM
We should take up a collection to show our support.

Hilarious!

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 12:53 PM
Definitely Tebow! Ortons balls don't bounce they just stop.

it was an orton pass

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:54 PM
it was an orton pass

Thanks captain serious. LOL

vancejohnson82
08-25-2011, 12:54 PM
it was an orton pass

it was an Orton pass???

then the next question is why was Brandon Lloyd standing near Willis' car?

Mogulseeker
08-25-2011, 12:54 PM
According to the Broncos facebook, it was an Orton pass.

Mogulseeker
08-25-2011, 12:55 PM
it was an Orton pass???

then the next question is why was Brandon Lloyd standing near Willis' car?

^5

This thread is full of zingers.

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:55 PM
According to the Broncos facebook, it was an Orton pass.

Ok then he threw it as he was getting into his car and he parked next to Willis! It all makes sense!

alkemical
08-25-2011, 12:56 PM
Definitely Tebow! Ortons balls don't bounce they just stop.

#skanklore

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:57 PM
#skanklore

Alright lets lock the thread right now! That was funny!

Stagger Lee
08-25-2011, 12:57 PM
I bet Willis will think twice before he touches Kyle's bottle of Jack next time.

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 01:02 PM
Thanks captain serious. LOL

no problem, just glad I could help out

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 01:03 PM
no problem, just glad I could help out

Yeah, whatever makes you feel better Uhh

broncocalijohn
08-25-2011, 01:03 PM
Definitely Tebow! Ortons balls don't bounce they just stop.....in the hands of Lloyd

Fixed it for you.

Signed,
TheElusiveKyleOrton

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 01:03 PM
McGahee comes to town.

Orton's wife is preggers.

Orton beaks McGahee's windshield with an errant pass.

Orton takes off.

Coincidence?

alkemical
08-25-2011, 01:04 PM
McGahee comes to town.

Orton's wife is preggers.

Orton beaks McGahee's windshield with an errant pass.

Orton takes off.

Coincidence?

it's hillis'.

broncocalijohn
08-25-2011, 01:07 PM
it's hillis'.

Come on dude. Hillis would have had the twitter announcement that He ran through Willis's car. Not from door to door but engine to front...longways! That makes more sense.

alkemical
08-25-2011, 01:09 PM
Come on dude. Hillis would have had the twitter announcement that He ran through Willis's car. Not from door to door but engine to front...longways! That makes more sense.

I'm saying he ran through Orton's wife.

Kaylore
08-25-2011, 01:24 PM
We should take up a collection to show our support.

LOL

Quoydogs
08-25-2011, 01:28 PM
it was an Orton pass???

then the next question is why was Brandon Lloyd standing near Willis' car?

Racist Hilarious!

Teboner
08-25-2011, 01:28 PM
We should take up a collection to show our support.

Lol nice. I'll make the fundraiser straight to my bank account come on guys donate! Hilarious!

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 01:31 PM
I am liking the humor guys. Except for The one serious guy who had to make it known that Orton threw it, the rest of you guys got it!

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 01:32 PM
I am liking the humor guys. Except for The one serious guy who had to make it known that Orton threw it, the rest of you guys got it!

I don't understand what your getting at...

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 01:33 PM
I don't understand what your getting at...

Clearly..... :kiss:

Just messing with you.

gyldenlove
08-25-2011, 01:37 PM
The troll-density in here is off the charts.

BroncoMan4ever
08-25-2011, 01:40 PM
Come on dude. Hillis would have had the twitter announcement that He ran through Willis's car. Not from door to door but engine to front...longways! That makes more sense.

hell if it was Hillis he would have picked up that Porche benched it for a couple reps and then Hulk tossed it to the opposite end of the field and then gone and told McDaniels wife all about it.

JJG
08-25-2011, 01:49 PM
Clearly..... :kiss:

Just messing with you.

seemingly..

OABB
08-25-2011, 01:55 PM
the car must have been parked 10 yards behind the endzone.

StugotsIII
08-25-2011, 01:57 PM
Thanks captain serious. LOL

It's Detective Serious.

Smiling Assassin27
08-25-2011, 01:58 PM
allegedly the ball passed right through Tito Paul's hands before hitting the windshield.


Sincerely

The Light Rail

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 02:27 PM
Clearly..... :kiss:

Just messing with you.

Are you sure thats whats happening?

bronco militia
08-25-2011, 02:30 PM
Racist Hilarious!

Hilarious!

DBroncos4life
08-25-2011, 02:37 PM
We should take up a collection to show our support.

The U will pay for it ;)

24champ
08-25-2011, 02:38 PM
We should take up a collection to show our support.

LOL

maher_tyler
08-25-2011, 02:41 PM
the car must have been parked 10 yards behind the endzone.

I doubt they were that close to the endzone...most likely it was closer to the sidelines than endzone.

Kaylore
08-25-2011, 02:42 PM
LOL

I don't think people are appreciating the levels of funny in that little comment.

Support for Orton throwing more than ten miles an hour?

Support for the breaking of windshields in general?

Support for McGahee's parking place?

All are deserving of a fundraiser. Hilarious!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-25-2011, 02:50 PM
Fixed it for you.

Signed,
TheElusiveKyleOrton

Ha. Ha?

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 02:53 PM
The troll-density in here is off the charts.

If it were anywhere near serious, yes.

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 02:55 PM
Are you sure thats whats happening?

Yep, but I wonder if you are...... :~ohyah!:

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 03:00 PM
Yep, but I wonder if you are...... :~ohyah!:

I recommend a super-committee is formed to get to the bottom of this

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 03:49 PM
I recommend a super-committee is formed to get to the bottom of this

I will set up fundraising to pay for it!

ColoradoDarin
08-25-2011, 03:51 PM
"You know how much insurance is on a Porsche motherf......?"

Strange, can't find the clip (yes Ferrari and not Porsche), this instead:

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broncocalijohn
08-25-2011, 04:54 PM
I recommend a super-committee is formed to get to the bottom of this

Will it be composed of the Alpha Betas? If so, you won't get away with it. We will win the Fall Carnival and be on the board of directors. Gilbert Lowe will be our president.