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Inkana7
08-25-2011, 11:42 AM
PostBroncos Lindsay Jones
Orton just left practice, driving away. His wife is very pregnant.

Beantown Bronco
08-25-2011, 11:43 AM
Tebow is the father.

broncocalijohn
08-25-2011, 11:46 AM
Tebow is the father.

We know it is not Brady Quinn!

Miss I.
08-25-2011, 11:48 AM
Ahhh...a baby beard....very cool. Congrats King Neckbeard...

Here's a little babyshower gift for you and Baby Beard...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjljjCsvk1qg11h7o1_400.jpg

Inkana7
08-25-2011, 11:48 AM
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smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 11:49 AM
Congrats to the Orton Family.

Its possible Orton won't play Saturday. If she stays in labor for 50 hours, would Kyle leave for a preseason game? I sure as hell wouldn't.

PRBronco
08-25-2011, 11:51 AM
Not gonna lie, I didn't know Orton was married. Interested to see kingneckbeard's explanation of this.

Dedhed
08-25-2011, 11:53 AM
"TEBOW RUNNING WITH FIRST TEAM!" get it to the presses!

Dedhed
08-25-2011, 11:54 AM
Its possible Orton won't play Saturday.

:pray:

ozomulsion
08-25-2011, 11:55 AM
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Top of the line photo shop talent right here on the Mane ^5

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 11:55 AM
:pray:

You a big brady quinn fan?

Smiling Assassin27
08-25-2011, 11:56 AM
3rd preseason game's supposed to be the one that the starter's go full out for 3 quarters. I'd cut the guy for tapping out like that. ;)

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 11:59 AM
The tweet from Lindsay Jones about this only said Kyle was "driving away. His wife is very pregnant." This does not mean 100% that Kyle was leaving because of the pregancy. A few minutes before Kyle left, he threw an errant pass, and it smashed the windsheild of willis mcgahee's porsche. Maybe Orton was scared Willis was gonna beat him up...

Dedhed
08-25-2011, 12:03 PM
You a big brady quinn fan?

I'm a fan of any QB on the roster who isn't Orton. I would love to see Tebow or Quinn get a chance with the first team.

Man-Goblin
08-25-2011, 12:05 PM
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http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=29073&stc=1&d=1314294472

Not at the table, Carlos.

Miss I.
08-25-2011, 12:05 PM
I did see a baby gift registry with the due date as Sept 15. Dunno if it's really them or not, but it could be I suppose.

At any rate, congrats to the couple on expecting a new baby. Wish them all the best.

Br0nc0Buster
08-25-2011, 12:08 PM
BTW its gonna be a girl

Orton talked about it on the radio a few days ago

KO5K
08-25-2011, 12:09 PM
I wonder if the personal problem Orton had earlier on in TC was related to the pregnancy.

Hope everything goes well Kyle and congrats!

supermanhr9
08-25-2011, 12:10 PM
ummmm, when did Orton marry?

Miss I.
08-25-2011, 12:15 PM
Kyle was married before he left Chicago kids...hate to break it to you, but the Twitter account is not really him....sorry, is that like breaking the news about Santa?

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 12:16 PM
Not at the table, Carlos.

LOL

Man-Goblin
08-25-2011, 12:16 PM
BTW its gonna be a girl

Orton talked about it on the radio a few days ago

Not at the table, Carlosita.

OABB
08-25-2011, 12:18 PM
At least the baby will have a reason for going fetal all the time.

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:41 PM
He really needs to get his priorities in order. First he listed fans as the least important on his list and now he leaves before a crucial third preseason game. Wow! :)

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 12:52 PM
I'm a fan of any QB on the roster who isn't Orton. I would love to see Tebow or Quinn get a chance with the first team.

Tebow initially took over first-team snaps in Orton's absence, but ended up sharing reps with Brady Quinn.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/rapid-reports/post/15483104

Powderaddict
08-25-2011, 12:52 PM
Congrats to KO, hope everything goes well!

Powderaddict
08-25-2011, 12:53 PM
Tebow initially took over first-team snaps in Orton's absence, but ended up sharing reps with Brady Quinn.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/rapid-reports/post/15483104

hmmm. immmmhmmmm.

So it wasn't Weber that took first team snaps. Interesting.

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:53 PM
Definitely congrats to Orton! Having a child is the greatest gift, accomplishment, and challenge!

alkemical
08-25-2011, 12:55 PM
Congrats Orton!

When you're paying for your kids college, I hope you write in the memo field:

"Paid with BroncoBux"

broncocalijohn
08-25-2011, 12:55 PM
Kyle was married before he left Chicago kids...hate to break it to you, but the Twitter account is not really him....sorry, is that like breaking the news about Santa?

You mean King Neckbeard is not really him? This is like telling me Santa isnt real. Who would have known?

As for him leaving in a hurry. Xanders car broke down in front of Domino's Pizza and Orton went to save the day since his reps were up.... and the team was damn hungry.

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 12:58 PM
Kyle was married before he left Chicago kids...hate to break it to you, but the Twitter account is not really him....sorry, is that like breaking the news about Santa?

You shut your mouth! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!

vonqkilla
08-25-2011, 12:58 PM
If its a boy does he name him jack, jim, or jose?

alkemical
08-25-2011, 12:59 PM
If its a boy does he name him jack, jim, or jose?

Glug.

Powderaddict
08-25-2011, 12:59 PM
If its a boy does he name him jack, jim, or jose?

He's a $9 mill man this year, he can afford to name his kid after higher quality liquors.

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 01:00 PM
If its a boy does he name him jack, jim, or jose?

Nope it will be Jesus Christ or God Damnit.....

Anyone who has listened to Bill Cosby will get this!

Stagger Lee
08-25-2011, 01:01 PM
Congrats to KO and wife.

In a related story, Michael Silver, Merrill Hoge, Boomer Esiason, and Steve Buerlein are all reporting that the newest addition to the Orton clan has surpassed Tim Tebow at #4 on the Broncos qb depth chart.

Miss I.
08-25-2011, 01:07 PM
You shut your mouth! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!

Okay I take it back. Kyle is not really married. The twitter account is an acccurate and entirely truthful portrayal of Kyle's real life. The wife thing is a cover story to improve Kyle's appeal to the highly desirable Twilight mom's fan base (that's also the reason he has the neckbeard, he's part of the Team Jacob werewolf thing...the pouty pasty team edward is generally thought to be Cutler's side of the house).
:kiss::flower:

alkemical
08-25-2011, 01:12 PM
Okay I take it back. Kyle is not really married. The twitter account is an acccurate and entirely truthful portrayal of Kyle's real life. The wife thing is a cover story to improve Kyle's appeal to the highly desirable Twilight mom's fan base (that's also the reason he has the neckbeard, he's part of the Team Jacob werewolf thing...the pouty pasty team edward is generally thought to be Cutler's side of the house).
:kiss::flower:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNjOnfAyEaL5p04h7u0L2lNl19hw7Mb npI1v_qfxXk8rqj1oxg

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 01:13 PM
He's a $9 mill man this year, he can afford to name his kid after higher quality liquors.

Makers Mark Orton

Tombstone RJ
08-25-2011, 01:19 PM
Bulleit Orton... has a nice ring to it...

Kaylore
08-25-2011, 01:22 PM
Everyone is pregnant these days.

Miss I.
08-25-2011, 01:29 PM
Everyone is pregnant these days.

Ohhhhhh Realllly....? Everyone...Kaylore, is there something you would like to tell us? Is there a little Kahn in the oven? ;D Can I go tell everyone on the light rail? ;D

vancejohnson82
08-25-2011, 01:31 PM
Everyone is pregnant these days.

I refuse to bring a child into a world where Tebow is not starting in the NFL

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 01:33 PM
Wait Kaylore is pregnant. I thought you were a dude, and I have met you.

crowebomber
08-25-2011, 01:33 PM
I thought he had trouble putting one in the endzone.

theAPAOps5
08-25-2011, 01:35 PM
I thought he had trouble putting one in the endzone.

Yeah Word is Tebow punched it in! And still kept his v-card. He is that badass.

Miss I.
08-25-2011, 01:37 PM
I thought he had trouble putting one in the endzone.

I heard his protection broke down. ;D

vancejohnson82
08-25-2011, 01:37 PM
when his son born, Orton is going to ask for tips on how he can improve on his own fetal position

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 01:38 PM
I thought he had trouble putting one in the endzone.

The RED zone. Because that's gross and technically impossible. But it's probably safe to say he didn't score from behind.

alkemical
08-25-2011, 01:44 PM
Let's be honest, though: this is Hillis' kid.

it's hillis'.

I'm saying he ran through Orton's wife.
..

We think alike...scary.

TheReverend
08-25-2011, 01:46 PM
Congrats to Kyle!

Obligatory thread joke: He proved he can land a ball deep to someone other than Brandon Lloyd!

Powderaddict
08-25-2011, 01:47 PM
Makers Mark Orton

Knob Creek Orton

WolfpackGuy
08-25-2011, 01:47 PM
He's married?

How drunk was that chick?

alkemical
08-25-2011, 01:47 PM
Absolut: Orton

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 01:49 PM
Absolut: Orton

http://soilworks.org/images/buddy_jesus.jpg

Powderaddict
08-25-2011, 01:52 PM
Effen Orton

I seem to recall saying this a time or two last season...

http://arlo-tm.com/images/work/effen_3dbottles.jpg

Pony Boy
08-25-2011, 02:03 PM
I hope Orton and his wife follow the right path................

Stagger Lee
08-25-2011, 02:06 PM
So KO is having a kid, huh? Somewhere, MacGruder is crying his eyes out on his tin foil wrapped pillow.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 02:07 PM
I hope Orton and his wife follow the right path................

Already on the right track by choosing not to have an abOrton.

Chris
08-25-2011, 02:07 PM
If its a boy does he name him jack, jim, or jose?

Chuck Jaeger Bombs Orton III

Vegas_Bronco
08-25-2011, 02:11 PM
Wife is quoted to have said, "ko has steady posture in the pocket...but still needs to improve his footwork."

maher_tyler
08-25-2011, 03:00 PM
I refuse to bring a child into a world where Tebow is not starting in the NFL

This

DarkHorse
08-25-2011, 04:12 PM
He's married?

dbfan21
08-25-2011, 04:16 PM
The RED zone. Because that's gross and technically impossible. But it's probably safe to say he didn't score from behind.

Nothin doing in the red zone, but definitely scored in the pink zone...

gunns
08-25-2011, 04:23 PM
Congrats to the Orton Family.

Its possible Orton won't play Saturday. If she stays in labor for 50 hours, would Kyle leave for a preseason game? I sure as hell wouldn't.

50 hours? If that happens she'll shoot the Dr and Kyle.

vancejohnson82
08-25-2011, 04:30 PM
50 hours? If that happens she'll shoot the Dr and Kyle.

if the baby inherited Kyle's speed and agility it could take well over 50 hours for him to move that half of a foot

smoke4815162342
08-25-2011, 04:54 PM
50 hours? If that happens she'll shoot the Dr and Kyle.

I took over 50 hours and then seal team 6 came and evacuated me Caesarean style

KipCorrington25
08-25-2011, 07:04 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/drooce/IMG_0746beardedfreakbw.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
08-25-2011, 07:05 PM
I took over 50 hours and then seal team 6 came and evacuated me Caesarean style

We call that procedure a vaginal bypass.

broncolife
08-25-2011, 07:14 PM
Congrat Orton.
Kids first words is probably going to be Boo Boo

Dedhed
08-25-2011, 08:19 PM
vaginal bypass.

Story of Bob's life.