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Oleg Gordievsky
08-24-2011, 11:03 AM
None of preseason pansying, either!

Who is with Oleg?

Oleg will share wisdom on season in thread, perchance. Now, Oleg is having many balls in crapper. Even in recessing, America is great for entrepreneuring!

BMF Bronco
08-24-2011, 11:05 AM
Vodka sales go up in recessions don't they?

oubronco
08-24-2011, 11:07 AM
Oleg tell us what you think of the QB situation

Oleg Gordievsky
08-24-2011, 11:07 AM
Vodka sales go up in recessions don't they?

Don't give Oleg weak smacking, hillbilly! Montucky boy! Piss bisquit! Tell Oleg what mighty Broncos will be having for record this campaign!

Oleg will make forcast later. Oleg has spending many night in analyzing. You simpletons will be taking Oleg's words to banking institutes! Oleg kidding you never!

Chris
08-24-2011, 11:17 AM
We gonna score like trans-siberian railway through defensive line vagina

http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pics/67/37/40/215167/original/remote_image_28414_0.jpg

BMF Bronco
08-24-2011, 11:26 AM
Don't give Oleg weak smacking, hillbilly! Montucky boy! Piss bisquit! Tell Oleg what mighty Broncos will be having for record this campaign!

Oleg will make forcast later. Oleg has spending many night in analyzing. You simpletons will be taking Oleg's words to banking institutes! Oleg kidding you never!

Come on now Oleg, no need to get all Chernobyl on me now. With the economy the way it is, I figured your rubles would be worth more now.

Miss I.
08-24-2011, 11:28 AM
Come on now Oleg, no need to get all Chernobyl on me now. With the economy the way it is, I figured your rubles would be worth more now.

NFL season tickets starting $150. Tim Tebow's salary $6.7 million Oleg's "rubles" Priceless.

;D

broncosteven
08-24-2011, 02:55 PM
None of preseason pansying, either!

Who is with Oleg?

Oleg will share wisdom on season in thread, perchance. Now, Oleg is having many balls in crapper. Even in recessing, America is great for entrepreneuring!

Someone importing beets? Borscht, it's whats for dinner?

I think that not having mCd gives us at least 3-4 more wins, if Miller can catch on and improve our D we could go 9-7ish, next year we go 13-3 or 14-2.

maher_tyler
08-24-2011, 03:01 PM
I'm gonna go with 6-10/7-9...pretty tough schedule and in rebuild mode.

serious hops
08-24-2011, 04:24 PM
Oleg, we need to find some tackles that are strong like bear. Can you help?

Mogulseeker
08-24-2011, 05:59 PM
Oleg, we need to find some tackles that are strong like bear. Can you help?

Must be good with plow.

Paul Finebaum PWNS!
08-24-2011, 09:04 PM
Where are the Ukrainian whores?

Baba Booey
08-24-2011, 09:09 PM
None of preseason pansying, either!

Who is with Oleg?

Oleg will share wisdom on season in thread, perchance. Now, Oleg is having many balls in crapper. Even in recessing, America is great for entrepreneuring!

http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/1866/ohboy.jpg

broncosteven
08-25-2011, 12:06 AM
Where are the Ukrainian whores?

Gahdaify(sp?) has them all. Some bitter dude on CNN called him a Pervert on the air.

Oleg Gordievsky
08-26-2011, 01:00 PM
Okay, Oleg is predicting now. Take this to bank, pussboys!

Week One - Oakland (Win): This silly game. Investco Authority will be loud. Mighty Broncos winning easily.

Week Two - Cincinnati (Win): Russian club team would beating Bengals. Mr. Carson will be making laughing at this. Cedric Benson will be wishing he might enjoy reefer plant on sideline.

Week Three - @ Tennessee (Win): Matt Hasselbeck is dumb bald man. Chris Johnson is greedy sonofwhore. Nashville people are sister humpers. Is true. Oleg knowing this.

Week Four - @ Green Bay (Win): The freezing tundra. This is tough match. Oleg is part owner of Packer team. Oleg kidding you never. Oleg uncle Sergei is making cheese balls in Wisconsin in 1950. He buy share of Packers, thinking is singing club. Sergei love singing. Sergei hit by circus train in 1965, leaving team share to Oleg. Oleg trying to convince fellow owners to trade Clay Matthews to mighty Broncos. This could happen. Oleg is good talker.

Week Five - San Diego (Win): Rivers is lover of men. Is true. Oleg hearing this on light rail. There is nothing wrong with this. Oleg is friend to all people. Oleg showers with hind to wall, though. Oleg can be too careful never. Rivers cannot take pressure of Investco Authority.

Week Six - @ Miami (Win): Oleg never seeing place like Miami. Women dressing as this in Russia would die on streets. Brandon Marshall is crazy person. Chad Henne throwing like goat. Wildcat is puss cat. Easy game.

Week Seven - Detroit (Win): Detroit is like city in Russia. Cold place. Place of depressing. Place where sister humping is fine and accepting. Lions playing man Matthew Stafford once had sister as lover. Is true. She leaves him for cousin, and he getting angry and sad. He devoting himself to football like crazy demon. This is why he becoming excellent. Still, mighty Broncos making fool people of Lions.

Week Eight - @ Oakland (Win): Jamarcus Russell can never throw on Bronco team. This is why he making drink from cough stopper. Is true. Too many pressures in future, playing mighty Bronco team. Watch for Jason Campbell to buy Jolly Rancher candy in week before game. There are never jolly rancher people in Oleg's land. Ranching is tough job. No time for jolly. A jolly rancher would be sent for Siberia.

I will finish schedule later. Take to bank!

Gcver2ver3
08-26-2011, 01:19 PM
None of preseason pansying, either!

Who is with Oleg?

Oleg will share wisdom on season in thread, perchance. Now, Oleg is having many balls in crapper. Even in recessing, America is great for entrepreneuring!

aren't you the one that sent me a neg rep a couple years ago calling me "son of whore"?

good to have you back Oleg...

Oleg Gordievsky
08-26-2011, 01:24 PM
aren't you the one that sent me a neg rep a couple years ago calling me "son of whore"?

good to have you back Oleg...

It was never negative rep. Oleg just had not big rep schlong to make dot green. So it was looking gray. Still positive. Oleg is lover. Never fighter. Is true. Oleg kidding you never.

sisterhellfyre
08-26-2011, 01:38 PM
Where are the Ukrainian whores?

Out of toilet paper forty days
We smell like moose when we talk strange
Sweet sweet Olga she do act
She built like ox strong as lumberjack
We play alright but we can sing
I dance like Michael Jackson I grab my ding-a-ling
Good Russian vodka gonna keep me tight
As long as we get out of Chernobyl tonight

http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8685c6i21

Elway 4 Life
08-26-2011, 02:14 PM
Okay, Oleg is predicting now. Take this to bank, pussboys!

Week One - Oakland (Win): This silly game. Investco Authority will be loud. Mighty Broncos winning easily.

Week Two - Cincinnati (Win): Russian club team would beating Bengals. Mr. Carson will be making laughing at this. Cedric Benson will be wishing he might enjoy reefer plant on sideline.

Week Three - @ Tennessee (Win): Matt Hasselbeck is dumb bald man. Chris Johnson is greedy sonofwhore. Nashville people are sister humpers. Is true. Oleg knowing this.

Week Four - @ Green Bay (Win): The freezing tundra. This is tough match. Oleg is part owner of Packer team. Oleg kidding you never. Oleg uncle Sergei is making cheese balls in Wisconsin in 1950. He buy share of Packers, thinking is singing club. Sergei love singing. Sergei hit by circus train in 1965, leaving team share to Oleg. Oleg trying to convince fellow owners to trade Clay Matthews to mighty Broncos. This could happen. Oleg is good talker.

Week Five - San Diego (Win): Rivers is lover of men. Is true. Oleg hearing this on light rail. There is nothing wrong with this. Oleg is friend to all people. Oleg showers with hind to wall, though. Oleg can be too careful never. Rivers cannot take pressure of Investco Authority.

Week Six - @ Miami (Win): Oleg never seeing place like Miami. Women dressing as this in Russia would die on streets. Brandon Marshall is crazy person. Chad Henne throwing like goat. Wildcat is puss cat. Easy game.

Week Seven - Detroit (Win): Detroit is like city in Russia. Cold place. Place of depressing. Place where sister humping is fine and accepting. Lions playing man Matthew Stafford once had sister as lover. Is true. She leaves him for cousin, and he getting angry and sad. He devoting himself to football like crazy demon. This is why he becoming excellent. Still, mighty Broncos making fool people of Lions.

Week Eight - @ Oakland (Win): Jamarcus Russell can never throw on Bronco team. This is why he making drink from cough stopper. Is true. Too many pressures in future, playing mighty Bronco team. Watch for Jason Campbell to buy Jolly Rancher candy in week before game. There are never jolly rancher people in Oleg's land. Ranching is tough job. No time for jolly. A jolly rancher would be sent for Siberia.

I will finish schedule later. Take to bank!
Lol

broncosteven
08-26-2011, 02:37 PM
Okay, Oleg is predicting now. Take this to bank, pussboys!
....
Week Five - San Diego (Win): Rivers is lover of men. Is true. Oleg hearing this on light rail. There is nothing wrong with this. Oleg is friend to all people. Oleg showers with hind to wall, though. Oleg can be too careful never. Rivers cannot take pressure of Investco Authority.
...

Take to bank!

Speaking of banks how long should I expect for your foundation to "help peoples of Africa for growing beets" use my savings and checking accounts in order to end famine?

Also why am I getting letters addressed to Valdimir Tolstoy sent to my home from the social security with my social security number on them?

Oleg Gordievsky
08-31-2011, 04:07 PM
Here is finishing. Take also to banking place!

Week Nine - @ Kansas City (WIN): Oleg still laughing at hit hero Joe Mays putting on Tony Moeaki thug man past season. BAM! Take this, sonofwhore! Wake up and smell Oleg's ****pile! Now Oleg is sexing Moeaki mother! But never! She is fat person with three nipples! Oleg not touching Moeaki mother with cousin Anatoly's pecker! Go home, sonofwhore!

Week Ten - New York Jets (WIN): Oleg hearing Jets coach Ryan liking stinky feet for fetish. This okay. Oleg is not judging. Woman Oleg seeing in video looking as woman Oleg made bed with one time past. She is many passionate woman. Oleg thinking this Ryan wife must have fetish for fat men. This making sense, since Ryan is fat man.

Week Eleven - @ San Diego (WIN): Norm Turner has face of pineapple. He looks as Panama despot Manuel Noriega. What must this man look as teenager? He must look as volcano of puss! America is great land! Puss person as Norm Turner can get job in National Football Leagues! In Russia, he would be made to labor in dark place. Russian people like never to look at volcano of puss.

Week Twelve - @ Minnesota (WIN): Oleg predicting Brent Favre is not to play this game. Take this to bank! Donovan McNabb is lazy fatass. He vomiting on fellow players in tough spot. His favorite receiving player is ground. Donovan McFatass, please be meeting Von Miller and friend Elvis Dumerville. Be happy they are never meeting you in Russian prison. You have pretty mouth.

Week Thirteen - Chicago (WIN): Jay Cutler. What else is person to say? The gates of hell will be opening on first day of December. Merry Christmas, Jay Cutler. Bring insulin, and shove it up your anal hind. You are saying Broncos fan people are six, and Bear fan people are nine or ten? You many correct. It will feel as if you are love slave of six Bronco fan people. Oleg is many anticipate for this day.

Week Fourteen - New England (WIN): Revenge tour continuing. Bill Belichick giving us Josh McDanielson. Now he must be paying piper. See who is laughing now, fetid whore!

Week Fifteen - @ Buffalo (WIN): Buffalo reminding Oleg of cities in North Russia. Many things common. Those city places have not football team, either. BOOM, BUFFALO! Oleg make sweeping of leg! Now you cry!

Week Sixteen - Kansas City (WIN): Crowd will be maniac at Investco Authority. Douche man Haley will make happy as hero Fox shakes hand after whipping. He will make sad when finding he has made fired after contest. Long winter ahead for Chiefs fan people. Many inbreeded babies born in following autumn time.

This is completing Oleg prediction contest. What is this thinking of it? Is good? Can this thing happen?

Rock Chalk
08-31-2011, 04:50 PM
Epic, simply epic.

Bronx33
08-31-2011, 07:17 PM
oleg rocks!

Powderaddict
08-31-2011, 07:32 PM
That is AWESOME.

As long as the jay Cutler prediction comes true you are a Rasputin in my book!

mhgaffney
08-31-2011, 07:34 PM
Vodka sales go up in recessions don't they?

Man, you don't know how right you are!

During the 1990s -- it was the wild west -- with the banksters asset stripping everything in sight.

broncosteven
08-31-2011, 07:39 PM
fetid whore!

BTW Oleg have you seen the Movie "Exporting Raymond"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1356763/

Oleg Gordievsky
09-01-2011, 02:24 PM
fetid whore!

BTW Oleg have you seen the Movie "Exporting Raymond"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1356763/

Oleg is never hearing of this film. Is it film of pornographies?

broncosteven
09-01-2011, 02:45 PM
Oleg is never hearing of this film. Is it film of pornographies?

Nope, no gulag love scenes of comrade on comrade.

It is about how the writer/producer for the sitcom "Everyone loves Raymond" is lured over to Russia in order to produce a version of the show for the Ruskies. It chronicles how he is told to get K&R insurance (Kidnapp & Ransom), meets his director of the show (who is best known for making music with enima bags) and experiences the rotting infrastructure that is the former USSR.

I don't think it is out on DVD yet but it looks like a great documentary.

Gort
09-01-2011, 02:54 PM
fetid whore!

BTW Oleg have you seen the Movie "Exporting Raymond"?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1356763/

i've seen it. it's ok. worth viewing once i suppose, but it's not side-splittingly funny as has been represented by the reviews of it. it does reinforce what i've noticed in my own dealing with Russians, and that is that the Russian Republic is very much still ruled like in the old Soviet system. the names may have changed, but the old KGB and their cronies still very much run the country and everything is decided by somebody higher up who has absolute authority to make a yes/no decisions on their whims.

Oleg Gordievsky
12-12-2011, 04:57 PM
Here is finishing. Take also to banking place!

Week Nine - @ Kansas City (WIN): Oleg still laughing at hit hero Joe Mays putting on Tony Moeaki thug man past season. BAM! Take this, sonofwhore! Wake up and smell Oleg's ****pile! Now Oleg is sexing Moeaki mother! But never! She is fat person with three nipples! Oleg not touching Moeaki mother with cousin Anatoly's pecker! Go home, sonofwhore!

Week Ten - New York Jets (WIN): Oleg hearing Jets coach Ryan liking stinky feet for fetish. This okay. Oleg is not judging. Woman Oleg seeing in video looking as woman Oleg made bed with one time past. She is many passionate woman. Oleg thinking this Ryan wife must have fetish for fat men. This making sense, since Ryan is fat man.

Week Eleven - @ San Diego (WIN): Norm Turner has face of pineapple. He looks as Panama despot Manuel Noriega. What must this man look as teenager? He must look as volcano of puss! America is great land! Puss person as Norm Turner can get job in National Football Leagues! In Russia, he would be made to labor in dark place. Russian people like never to look at volcano of puss.

Week Twelve - @ Minnesota (WIN): Oleg predicting Brent Favre is not to play this game. Take this to bank! Donovan McNabb is lazy fatass. He vomiting on fellow players in tough spot. His favorite receiving player is ground. Donovan McFatass, please be meeting Von Miller and friend Elvis Dumerville. Be happy they are never meeting you in Russian prison. You have pretty mouth.

Week Thirteen - Chicago (WIN): Jay Cutler. What else is person to say? The gates of hell will be opening on first day of December. Merry Christmas, Jay Cutler. Bring insulin, and shove it up your anal hind. You are saying Broncos fan people are six, and Bear fan people are nine or ten? You many correct. It will feel as if you are love slave of six Bronco fan people. Oleg is many anticipate for this day.

Week Fourteen - New England (WIN): Revenge tour continuing. Bill Belichick giving us Josh McDanielson. Now he must be paying piper. See who is laughing now, fetid whore!

Week Fifteen - @ Buffalo (WIN): Buffalo reminding Oleg of cities in North Russia. Many things common. Those city places have not football team, either. BOOM, BUFFALO! Oleg make sweeping of leg! Now you cry!

Week Sixteen - Kansas City (WIN): Crowd will be maniac at Investco Authority. Douche man Haley will make happy as hero Fox shakes hand after whipping. He will make sad when finding he has made fired after contest. Long winter ahead for Chiefs fan people. Many inbreeded babies born in following autumn time.

This is completing Oleg prediction contest. What is this thinking of it? Is good? Can this thing happen?

Oleg is not much saying about first portion predicting. Kyle Orton is sonofwhore! He is fetid monkey snack! If Orton is any smarter, he make fine mongoloid person! Oleg predicting thinking Orton playing never. What is Oleg to do? John Fox is stubborn donkey!

This making said, Oleg is perfect scoring in second portion predicting. Take to bank! Oleg is dictator of predicting! Oleg kidding you never! Find one prognosticating sonofwhore who predicting last five games like money! You will find one never! Oleg is here! He is only one!

Chris
12-12-2011, 05:23 PM
You are a poet Gordievsky, favourite sonofwhore.

Garcia Bronco
12-12-2011, 05:29 PM
Igor Stravinsky(sp) has serious competition.


But lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet. The Patriots are next on the schedule.

Inkana7
12-12-2011, 05:44 PM
best poster ever

Bronx33
12-12-2011, 05:50 PM
best poster ever


Macgruder will find you.

Agamemnon
12-12-2011, 06:14 PM
Oleg needs to post more. Pure awesome.

Perry1977
12-12-2011, 06:23 PM
I heart Oleg!!!

The Mole
12-12-2011, 06:26 PM
Quid Quo Pro

broncosteven
12-12-2011, 06:47 PM
i've seen it. it's ok. worth viewing once i suppose, but it's not side-splittingly funny as has been represented by the reviews of it. it does reinforce what i've noticed in my own dealing with Russians, and that is that the Russian Republic is very much still ruled like in the old Soviet system. the names may have changed, but the old KGB and their cronies still very much run the country and everything is decided by somebody higher up who has absolute authority to make a yes/no decisions on their whims.

I agree, I only got to see it a couple weeks ago and was very disappointed. Shows what a great editor can do.

theAPAOps5
12-12-2011, 06:58 PM
Hey are we playing survivor? Two regulars in here.

db56
12-12-2011, 08:55 PM
Oleg is not much saying about first portion predicting. Kyle Orton is sonofwhore! He is fetid monkey snack! If Orton is any smarter, he make fine mongoloid person! Oleg predicting thinking Orton playing never. What is Oleg to do? John Fox is stubborn donkey!

This making said, Oleg is perfect scoring in second portion predicting. Take to bank! Oleg is dictator of predicting! Oleg kidding you never! Find one prognosticating sonofwhore who predicting last five games like money! You will find one never! Oleg is here! He is only one!

Here is a guy thats got it figured out! +1 Repped.