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Mogulseeker
08-16-2011, 06:04 PM
One of my old Navy buddies from Jacksonville sent me this picture of his car. It's an absolute abortion... my comment was as follows:

"It was smart getting the word 'Jacksonville' in little letters. It won't cost too much wipe it clean and replace it with the words 'Los Angeles.'"

Man-Goblin
08-16-2011, 06:10 PM
"Hey bro, can you take a dump somewhere else? I'm trying to take a picture of my ride!"

Houshyamama
08-16-2011, 06:29 PM
"Hey bro, can you take a dump somewhere else? I'm trying to take a picture of my ride!"

I thought the guy was posing next to the dump he already took

Chris
08-16-2011, 06:29 PM
I think it's cool in the tackiest way possible. If I drove that I would wear this shirt

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hxLByzlPL._SX385_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Combat-Stryker-Mens-T-shirt/dp/B004OK7AZ0/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i

ludo21
08-16-2011, 06:31 PM
i wouldnt pay for it but the paint job looks cool

Dr. Broncenstein
08-16-2011, 06:50 PM
Haters gonna hate

Dr. Broncenstein
08-16-2011, 06:52 PM
I think it's cool in the tackiest way possible. If I drove that I would wear this shirt

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hxLByzlPL._SX385_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Combat-Stryker-Mens-T-shirt/dp/B004OK7AZ0/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i

I've been amassing a collection of such tshirts. My wife hates them but it's how my son and I roll.

DivineLegion
08-16-2011, 06:53 PM
I've been amassing a collection of such tshirts. My wife hates them but it's how my son and I roll.

Yea, I thought it was a pretty cool shirt too.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-16-2011, 06:55 PM
Yea, I thought it was a pretty cool shirt too.

We are particularly fond of wolf shirts, and anything TCB / Elvis.

OBF1
08-16-2011, 06:56 PM
Looks like he is on his way to the bowling alley... check out the shoes

El Minion
08-16-2011, 07:07 PM
We are particularly fond of wolf shirts, and anything TCB / Elvis.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ANCwQnIjL._SX342_.jpg

Review (http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt/186-7025818-5840362#R2XKMDXZHQ26YX):

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Bronx33
08-16-2011, 08:19 PM
Buy a real 4 wheel drive.

DomCasual
08-16-2011, 08:21 PM
Someone has a little weiner.

broncocalijohn
08-16-2011, 08:24 PM
One of my old Navy buddies from Jacksonville sent me this picture of his car. It's an absolute abortion... my comment was as follows:

"It was smart getting the word 'Jacksonville' in little letters. It won't cost too much wipe it clean and replace it with the words 'Los Angeles.'"

Good to see someone else likes to get drunk but has more expensive proof of his binger.

epicSocialism4tw
08-16-2011, 08:29 PM
One of my old Navy buddies from Jacksonville sent me this picture of his car. It's an absolute abortion... my comment was as follows:

"It was smart getting the word 'Jacksonville' in little letters. It won't cost too much wipe it clean and replace it with the words 'Los Angeles.'"

Tell your buddy that he could waste money doing things that are fun instead of wasting on whatever that is.

maher_tyler
08-16-2011, 10:22 PM
Looks cool, I'd definitely never do something like that.

cutthemdown
08-16-2011, 11:13 PM
What make and model is that car?

Los Broncos
08-16-2011, 11:22 PM
Is he going too move to LA if they come here

Archer81
08-17-2011, 01:01 AM
While I am actually a fan of that green that jacksonville uses in its helmets now and would probably pick it for a car color, I am unsure if I would want an NFL logo on the side of my car.

Isn't that a licensing infringement?

:Broncos:

ZONA
08-17-2011, 02:21 AM
I think it's cool in the tackiest way possible. If I drove that I would wear this shirt

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hxLByzlPL._SX385_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Combat-Stryker-Mens-T-shirt/dp/B004OK7AZ0/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i

I'm all for the stars and stripes but that's just friggin creapy man.

cmhargrove
08-17-2011, 05:36 AM
In that photo, your buddy just knows he's the schnizzle..

bowtown
08-17-2011, 06:07 AM
Your friend won't even get almost laid in that car.

Beantown Bronco
08-17-2011, 06:16 AM
Someone has a little weiner.

There's no need to bring Taco into this.

Beantown Bronco
08-17-2011, 06:16 AM
Your friend won't even get almost laid in that car.

I think we could safely end the thread here. Perfection.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-17-2011, 06:29 AM
Bowtown shoots and scores.

oubronco
08-17-2011, 06:38 AM
To each there own

alkemical
08-17-2011, 07:47 AM
Did the Jags sponsor the car?