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Pontius Pirate
08-13-2011, 12:19 PM
Love this article. I wanna party with our drunk idiot kicker

http://m.deadspin.com/5830581/broncos-kicker-charged-criminally-with-dui-morally-with-ditching-a-strip+club-worker-in-a-hotel-lobby

theAPAOps5
08-13-2011, 12:25 PM
http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=99369

Pontius Pirate
08-13-2011, 12:27 PM
http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=99369

Yesh but I like the cut of deadspins jibe

Bronx33
08-13-2011, 12:28 PM
He found a La Quinta but couldn't find a stick of gum?

Prater said he had not been drinking, but officers reported they smelled a strong odor of alcohol on his breath.

HAT
08-13-2011, 12:28 PM
http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=99369

???

He's clearly not posting that link as "breaking news".

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2011, 12:32 PM
Love this article. I wanna party with our drunk idiot kicker

http://m.deadspin.com/5830581/broncos-kicker-charged-criminally-with-dui-morally-with-ditching-a-strip+club-worker-in-a-hotel-lobby

:wiggle:

hey Matt, was it worth it brother?

bowtown
08-13-2011, 12:33 PM
Picking up strippers at Shotgun Willies and hit and run at the La Quinta after? Who hasn't done that?

Pontius Pirate
08-13-2011, 12:34 PM
???

He's clearly not posting that link as "breaking news".

Correct. Just want to take a moment to celebrate our kickers ability to multitask

bowtown
08-13-2011, 12:47 PM
My favorite part of the whole thing is that she had no idea who he was... stupid kickers.

Bronx33
08-13-2011, 12:50 PM
My favorite part of the whole thing is that she had no idea who he was... stupid kickers.


She knew no stripper just goes to a hotel with just anybody unless she is being paid.

HAT
08-13-2011, 12:59 PM
She knew no stripper just goes to a hotel with just anybody unless she is being paid.

Not true......It's not that hard if you know what you are doing.

DomCasual
08-13-2011, 01:01 PM
Well, at least he didn't pull the, "Do you know who I am" routine. Still, it's probably not one of his prouder moments.

Bronx33
08-13-2011, 01:03 PM
Not true......It's not that hard if you know what you are doing.



OOOOOOOr have money or you're bronco player and please PM the the instructions on how to nail em ( my efforts have failed thus far) :clown:

HAT
08-13-2011, 01:14 PM
OOOOOOOr have money or you're bronco player and please PM the the instructions on how to nail em ( my efforts have failed thus far) :clown:

I just tell them I'm the place kicker for the Broncos. :afro:

But really, it's about investing time more than money. And believe it or not, once you've cracked one it gets even easier. Strippers gossip like none other. There's more cliques in a dressing room than a high school campus....A) You've proven yourself to be "safe". B) A lot of these chicks can't stand each other and will hook up with you just to piss off someone else.

So I've heard anyway. :wiggle:

theAPAOps5
08-13-2011, 01:16 PM
He found a La Quinta but couldn't find a stick of gum?

Any cop will tell you gum doesn't do **** to cover up alcohol.

UberBroncoMan
08-13-2011, 01:16 PM
OOOOOOOr have money or you're bronco player and please PM the the instructions on how to nail em ( my efforts have failed thus far) :clown:

Start by growing a neck beard and wearing

http://www.fancydressball.co.uk/big_images1/light-up-and-glow-grill-glasses-39993.jpg

theAPAOps5
08-13-2011, 01:17 PM
Yesh but I like the cut of deadspins jibe

I just wasn't sure if you saw that one as you could have just linked this n there. No biggie on my end more threads to laugh at him in.

Los Broncos
08-13-2011, 01:21 PM
Any cop will tell you gum doesn't do **** to cover up alcohol.

How about mints and the AC?

Lev Vyvanse
08-13-2011, 01:25 PM
I just tell them I'm the place kicker for the Broncos. :afro:

But really, it's about investing time more than money. And believe it or not, once you've cracked one it gets even easier. Strippers gossip like none other. There's more cliques in a dressing room than a high school campus....A) You've proven yourself to be "safe". B) A lot of these chicks can't stand each other and will hook up with you just to piss off someone else.

So I've heard anyway. :wiggle:

http://kinderfresser.org/download/fun/pics/forum/enjoy_aids.gif

theAPAOps5
08-13-2011, 01:26 PM
How about mints and the AC?

Defrost

DENVERDUI55
08-13-2011, 01:35 PM
Who doesn't like booze women and partying? Good for u Matt helping support single moms.

Los Broncos
08-13-2011, 01:36 PM
Defrost

I'll try that.

DenverBrit
08-13-2011, 01:37 PM
Picking up strippers at Shotgun Willies and hit and run at the La Quinta after? Who hasn't done that?

With his money, it should have been Diamond Cabaret and the Hyatt. ;D

HAT
08-13-2011, 01:38 PM
I just wasn't sure if you saw that one as you could have just linked this n there. No biggie on my end more threads to celebrate him in.

Fixed!

bowtown
08-13-2011, 01:48 PM
Defrost

Hey, check your PMs!

theAPAOps5
08-13-2011, 02:02 PM
Hey, check your PMs!

Done

HILife
08-13-2011, 02:21 PM
Not true......It's not that hard if you know what you are doing.

You talking about a "Hit & Run?" Matt P did it to perfection.

Cito Pelon
08-13-2011, 02:40 PM
La Quinta is getting a bum rap.

Bronx33
08-13-2011, 02:43 PM
La Quinta is getting a bum rap.

ya they dont sell gum!

Bronx33
08-13-2011, 02:45 PM
Any cop will tell you gum doesn't do **** to cover up alcohol.


better than whiskey ( thats all i know)

Cito Pelon
08-13-2011, 02:55 PM
ya they dont sell gum!

Yeah, wait til you need a haven and then what you gonna do? Drive all the way to West Colfax?

Boomhauer
08-13-2011, 09:56 PM
Any cop will tell you gum doesn't do **** to cover up alcohol.

True, but a high enough air velocity is too fast to read and will show 0s - It's why cops take a reading at the end of your breath and why winding up, giving it your all (eyes bulging, ears popping, snot flying) and finishing with instant cutoff rather than trail-off will pass a breathalyzer. I've got a clean driving record because I've passed twice when intoxicated this way.

Lev Vyvanse
08-13-2011, 10:48 PM
True, but a high enough air velocity is too fast to read and will show 0s - It's why cops take a reading at the end of your breath and why winding up, giving it your all (eyes bulging, ears popping, snot flying) and finishing with instant cutoff rather than trail-off will pass a breathalyzer. I've got a clean driving record because I've passed twice when intoxicated this way.

Good for you. Hope you don't kill anyone.