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epicSocialism4tw
08-02-2011, 08:53 PM
"Biden reportedly got a “tip” from former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that Giffords would be present during the House vote Monday so the Vice President showed up to see Giffords, reportedly telling her, “now we’re both members of the ‘Cracked Head Club.’”

Biden went on to tell reporters, “you know, I had two craniotomies. For real. They literally took the top of my head off. Twice. Now, the wags in Delaware, when the second operation occurred, wrote and said, ‘Well, it’s because they couldn’t find a brain the first time!’”"

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/joe-biden-to-gabby-giffords-were-both-members-of-the-cracked-head-club/


Seriously...how on earth is this guy continually voted into office?

TheDave
08-02-2011, 08:59 PM
Seriously...how on earth are any of these idiots continually voted into office?

Just felt that correction was waranted. :thanku:

epicSocialism4tw
08-02-2011, 09:03 PM
Just felt that correction was waranted.

No doubt.

Joe Biden is a special kind of moron though. Its like he has had his frontal lobe disconnected from the rest of his cerebrum. He can't control his own mouth and constantly spits out the most ridiculous gaffes I have ever seen.

I mean really..."we're both members of the cracked head club"?

He should have shown up when she was in intensive care and asked her to get up out of bed and rub some dirt on it.

TheDave
08-02-2011, 09:08 PM
No doubt.

Joe Biden is a special kind of moron though. Its like he has had his frontal lobe disconnected from the rest of his cerebrum. He can't control his own mouth and constantly spits out the most ridiculous gaffes I have ever seen.

I mean really..."we're both members of the cracked head club"?

He should have shown up when she was in intensive care and asked her to get up out of bed and rub some dirt on it.

He is an idiot... Him and our former pres are charter members of the "Open mouth insert foot" club.

Unfortunately, with the way everyone of these POS's have failed us over the last several years I just can't figure out why people think one idiot is any worse than the other.

epicSocialism4tw
08-02-2011, 09:17 PM
He is an idiot... Him and our former pres are charter members of the "Open mouth insert foot" club.

Unfortunately, with the way everyone of these POS's have failed us over the last several years I just can't figure out why people think one idiot is any worse than the other.

Joe Biden is a cartoon character.

I agree that this is essentially a worthless class of individuals save the few who resist the pull of cash-in-pocket.

But as for morons, its astounding as to the level that Joe Biden has managed to achieve. It is just as astounding that people cast votes for Joe, who is really nothing more than a bumbling idiot who has rich and powerful friends.

I'll never forget his "stand up, Chuck" bit, which was equally ridiculous.

mhgaffney
08-02-2011, 09:32 PM
Humorous that Epic just found out that Biden is a moron.

We've known that since Biden make a run for the presidential nomination -- way back in the 1980s/

He had to drop out after he was exposed as a plagiarist in his college days.

But because we live in a land with a two second memory and no understanding of history-- this matter of integrity -- or the lack thereof -- was never once mentioned in the 2008 race -- even though VP Biden was going to be a heart beat away from the White House.

Again -- more evidence of our dumbed down society.
MHG

ant1999e
08-02-2011, 09:44 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/joe-biden-collecting-rent-secret-194812366.html

Joe Biden is a landlord to the Secret Service.
That's right.
The Washington Times reports that Biden has collected $13,200 from the Secret Service since April to rent a cottage adjacent to his Wilmington, Del., home and continues to charge the agency rent. The Secret Service has agreed to pay $2,200 per month for use of the house in order to provide security to the Biden family, according to Edwin M. Donovan, special agent in charge at the Secret Service's Office of Government and Public Affairs in Washington.
(By the way, that's no discount on the rent--the Times reports that's the amount paid by the previous tenant.)
Some of the watchdog types interviewed by the Times questioned whether the agreement is appropriate, especially given Biden's deficit reduction leadership role. Leslie Paige, spokeswoman for Citizens Against Government Waste, said there's no question Biden deserves protection, "but this arrangement seems bizarre to me."
"You'd think the vice president, who shepherded the deficit committee, would think twice about charging the Secret Service rent. Why would he need the money? I don't get it."
The agency says it is a unique situation. "We don't pay rent to any other protectees," Donovan told The Ticket, but he added that the agency had wanted to be in close proximity to the vice president's house. Officials had been renting other properties in the area when Biden's cottage tenant moved out. So, the Secret Service reached out.
"The cottage was an existing rental property at the time the Secret Service signed its lease," Kendra Barkoff, press secretary for the vice president, informed the newspaper and wrote in an email to The Ticket.

epicSocialism4tw
08-02-2011, 09:49 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/joe-biden-collecting-rent-secret-194812366.html

oe Biden is a landlord to the Secret Service.
That's right.
The Washington Times reports that Biden has collected $13,200 from the Secret Service since April to rent a cottage adjacent to his Wilmington, Del., home and continues to charge the agency rent. The Secret Service has agreed to pay $2,200 per month for use of the house in order to provide security to the Biden family, according to Edwin M. Donovan, special agent in charge at the Secret Service's Office of Government and Public Affairs in Washington.
(By the way, that's no discount on the rent--the Times reports that's the amount paid by the previous tenant.)
Some of the watchdog types interviewed by the Times questioned whether the agreement is appropriate, especially given Biden's deficit reduction leadership role. Leslie Paige, spokeswoman for Citizens Against Government Waste, said there's no question Biden deserves protection, "but this arrangement seems bizarre to me."
"You'd think the vice president, who shepherded the deficit committee, would think twice about charging the Secret Service rent. Why would he need the money? I don't get it."
The agency says it is a unique situation. "We don't pay rent to any other protectees," Donovan told The Ticket, but he added that the agency had wanted to be in close proximity to the vice president's house. Officials had been renting other properties in the area when Biden's cottage tenant moved out. So, the Secret Service reached out.
"The cottage was an existing rental property at the time the Secret Service signed its lease," Kendra Barkoff, press secretary for the vice president, informed the newspaper and wrote in an email to The Ticket.

Goodness.

That's not moronic as much as it is just completely offensive to everything that is right and good in the world.

Pony Boy
08-03-2011, 12:20 PM
The Mt Rushmore of crappy VP's


Joe Biden, Al Gore, Dan Quayle and Spiro T Agnew

Bronx33
08-03-2011, 03:25 PM
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