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Garcia Bronco
07-27-2011, 06:09 PM
Poll to follow

schaaf
07-27-2011, 06:10 PM
Ham as it gets nukka

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:11 PM
HAM I AM!

BEOTCH!

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:11 PM
Going in!

ant1999e
07-27-2011, 06:11 PM
Ham as the original ham sandwich, peyton hillis.

Quoydogs
07-27-2011, 06:12 PM
Hey man don't be ****ing with my ham. You sorry sons of bitches.

RunSilentRunDeep
07-27-2011, 06:13 PM
I'm TEBOW HAM mfer

TheReverend
07-27-2011, 06:13 PM
I'm so ham, they need to make a movie about me.

But I dont understand why the ending isnt happy... too turkey.

Dagmar
07-27-2011, 06:15 PM
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110407024949/halofanon/images/a/aa/Meme_-_Shatner.gif

TheReverend
07-27-2011, 06:15 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ham

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:16 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ham

I am BIKE in my hood!

Carmelo15
07-27-2011, 06:17 PM
It's funny when white people learn new words...

ant1999e
07-27-2011, 06:19 PM
It's funny when white people learn new words...

it's funnier when black people make up stupid words.

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:19 PM
****a is you crazy!

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:20 PM
It's funny when white people learn new words...

Now non-honkeys have to make up whole new words.

TheReverend
07-27-2011, 06:20 PM
it's funnier when black people make up stupid words.

Rofl was just going to post this. Repped

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:20 PM
Holds up dawg thats my GIRLLLLLL But its all good for real

broncocalijohn
07-27-2011, 06:21 PM
It's funny when white people learn new words...

Hey now, you have called me racist in the past. I am chalking this one as racist too. I am now HAM all over you! :afro:

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:21 PM
A mod really should sticky this

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:22 PM
Damn dawg you going HAM!

TheReverend
07-27-2011, 06:23 PM
When the Orton trade goes through, my penis is going to be so ham.

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:24 PM
When the Orton trade goes through, my penis is going to be so ham.

Oh man you crazy G!

Carmelo15
07-27-2011, 06:24 PM
LMAO! This thread is already classic!

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:26 PM
I bust a cap in yo ass!

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:27 PM
When the Orton trade goes through, my penis is going to be so ham.

When Orton gets traded I will Pork very HAMily...or is it HAMish?

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:28 PM
When Orton gets traded I will Pork very HAMily...or is it HAMish?

HAMtastic

Tim
07-27-2011, 06:28 PM
I was messing around on that site and typed in orton and found this:


1. orton


A really disgusting sexual move where the man uses his penis to caress his own mouth to "turn on" a pig. Technically known as doing the orton.

TheReverend
07-27-2011, 06:28 PM
My initial confusion was him referring to himself as "ham" because... well, he looks like a ****ing pig, so it fits.

StugotsIII
07-27-2011, 06:30 PM
In before the ham.

WolfpackGuy
07-27-2011, 06:30 PM
Pigs call me for bacon.

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:30 PM
I think Lil Wayne made that word up lol Hes making people minds mushy

Quoydogs
07-27-2011, 06:32 PM
My initial confusion was him referring to himself as "ham" because... well, he looks like a ****ing pig, so it fits.

You better be careful,. He probably reads this and will go all ham on your ass.

RunSilentRunDeep
07-27-2011, 06:35 PM
I'm so HAM, I just glazed my Honey.

Honky represent.

TheReverend
07-27-2011, 06:35 PM
You better be careful,. He probably reads this and will go all ham on your ass.

I'm fine. All I have to do is stand in a pocket and he'll never get to me.

Quoydogs
07-27-2011, 06:36 PM
I'm fine. All I have to do is stand in a pocket and he'll never get to me.

Can't argue with this.

Punisher
07-27-2011, 06:39 PM
Whoop that trick

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:42 PM
I'm so HAM, I just glazed my Honey.

Honky represent.

I be so HAM Bitches call me BONE IN!


Beotch!

Garcia Bronco
07-27-2011, 06:44 PM
It's funny when white people learn new words...

It's not a word. It an acronym.

Edit...

wait....Thomas couldn't even make an acronym right. It would be haam.

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:47 PM
It's not a word. It an acronym.

In that case I am starting my own Honky slang

Mother****ers better not make me go all IBM on their ass! I will NASA them with their own BMW!

DarkHorse
07-27-2011, 06:47 PM
it's funnier when black people make up stupid words.

QFT

Garcia Bronco
07-27-2011, 06:47 PM
I am so ham they call me Jimmy Dean.

WolfpackGuy
07-27-2011, 06:48 PM
It's not a word. It an acronym.

Edit...

wait....Thomas couldn't even make an acronym right. It would be haam.

I prefer afronym...

ant1999e
07-27-2011, 06:50 PM
I am so ham they call me Jimmy Dean.

Isn't that sausage. Biotch they call me Butterball.

Garcia Bronco
07-27-2011, 06:51 PM
I prefer afronym...

lol

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 06:51 PM
Isn't that sausage. Biotch they call me Butterball.

Does that makes you a Jive Turkey?

Garcia Bronco
07-27-2011, 06:52 PM
Isn't that sausage. Biotch they call me Butterball.

it's in the ham family.haha

ant1999e
07-27-2011, 06:54 PM
Does that makes you a Jive Turkey?

Fo sho.

cmhargrove
07-27-2011, 06:55 PM
Maybe i'm too white and educated, but shouldn't it actually be HAMF? Don't get me wrong, i'm down with the Sus Domesticus, but let's protect our acronyms.

Archer81
07-27-2011, 06:58 PM
http://tinyurl.com/y5n56sr



:Broncos:

ant1999e
07-27-2011, 06:59 PM
Maybe i'm too white and educated, but shouldn't it actually be HAMF? Don't get me wrong, i'm down with the Sus Domesticus, but let's protect our acronyms.
You better bone out white boy before we go HAM on yo ass. ;)

cmhargrove
07-27-2011, 07:07 PM
You better bone out white boy before we go HAM on yo ass. ;)

I'm thinking for Marcus, it could stand for hungry a$$ muther****er. amiright?

Garcia Bronco
07-27-2011, 07:15 PM
bunch of ham posters on the board.

bowtown
07-27-2011, 07:16 PM
Pretty upset that this poll is not public.

That One Guy
07-27-2011, 07:28 PM
Who started this HAM thing?

Totally not getting it. At least TheRev gave me the link or I'd think the entire OM was plastered tonight.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-27-2011, 07:28 PM
H to da Hizzo. A to da Mizzay.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-27-2011, 07:31 PM
I am so ham they call me Jimmy Dean.

I have a complaint.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/alXDfnFjGK8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 07:31 PM
I just HAM'ed up my toilet!

mkporter
07-27-2011, 07:32 PM
Marcus Thomas' lady:

28920

broncosteven
07-27-2011, 07:42 PM
Anyone else into HAM and CHeese with their partner?

Archer81
07-27-2011, 07:46 PM
Before my ham --> .

After my ham --> O
:Broncos:

OABB
07-27-2011, 07:49 PM
Before my ham --> .

After my ham --> O
:Broncos:

Awesome. Gross.


But awesome.

LonghornBronco
07-27-2011, 07:51 PM
Ham sammich!

That One Guy
07-27-2011, 07:52 PM
Before my ham --> .

After my ham --> O
:Broncos:

LOL

Worst. Post. Ever.

Archer81
07-27-2011, 07:57 PM
LOL

Worst. Post. Ever.


http://tinyurl.com/2cuzvw5


:Broncos:

ant1999e
07-27-2011, 08:19 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2cuzvw5


:Broncos:

He isn't HAM.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-27-2011, 08:31 PM
Before CK's post --> 0

After CK's post --> *

broncocalijohn
07-27-2011, 08:44 PM
I was messing around on that site and typed in orton and found this:


1. orton


A really disgusting sexual move where the man uses his penis to caress his own mouth to "turn on" a pig. Technically known as doing the orton.

Anyone that shows off that move is hung but a masterbating gay. It is still considered gay to do that to your own, right? I am going with Yes and don't need Blart to come in and answer it.

Bronco Boy
07-27-2011, 08:51 PM
Anyone that shows off that move is hung but a masterbating gay. It is still considered gay to do that to your own, right? I am going with Yes and don't need Blart to come in and answer it.

I think it depends on the sex of the pig.

theAPAOps5
07-27-2011, 08:53 PM
I love this thread. I am HAM!

theAPAOps5
07-27-2011, 08:55 PM
Before my ham --> .

After my ham --> O
:Broncos:

People who don't know you won't get how awesomely gross this is. Golf clap to you good sir. Well played.

Bronco Boy
07-27-2011, 09:00 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1147616&t=o (http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1147616/jwoww-ham-water.html) GIFSoup (http://www.gifsoup.com/)

Kaylore
07-27-2011, 09:02 PM
LOL

Worst. Post. Ever.

ROFL!

ant1999e
07-27-2011, 09:04 PM
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mmaH62j0g_o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is HAM.

Kaylore
07-27-2011, 09:11 PM
<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mmaH62j0g_o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This is HAM.

Ah, K-Pop and their obsession with groups with acronyms for names.

FinKL
HOT
GOD
HAM

Archer81
07-27-2011, 09:36 PM
Anyone that shows off that move is hung but a masterbating gay. It is still considered gay to do that to your own, right? I am going with Yes and don't need Blart to come in and answer it.


I have a theory that if every man could self fellate, we would not have advanced out of caves and people might not be as populous as they are now.

Is it gay with yourself? No. Unless you are 1. Gaff 2. MacGruder or 3. Strafen. Then it is totally gay and worthy of the haha finger pointing.

:Broncos:

HAT
07-27-2011, 09:53 PM
Before my ham --> .

After my ham --> O
:Broncos:

You asshole!

HAT
07-27-2011, 09:55 PM
Before CK's post --> 0

After CK's post --> *

You're doing it wrong













.

Boobs McGee
07-27-2011, 11:49 PM
Who started this HAM thing?

Totally not getting it. At least TheRev gave me the link or I'd think the entire OM was plastered tonight.

It's a kanye/jay z lyric off the new album. Try googling h.a.m.

Bronco Boy
07-27-2011, 11:56 PM
It's a kanye/jay z lyric off the new album. Try googling h.a.m.

Actually I'm pretty sure Marcus Thomas invented it when he took that Ham to bed tonight.

Requiem
07-28-2011, 12:05 AM
All the way ham.

Just got surprised with a pizza party at work since my last day is Sunday, and Sunday they said they're throwing a pot luck for me. Wow.

NICE.

Rother8
07-28-2011, 04:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM-6eAZy6FE

KevinJames
07-28-2011, 04:59 AM
it's funnier when black people make up stupid words.

its not a word dumb ass its an acronym

Hard As a Mother****er

made famous by Jay-Z and Kanye West aka the 2 best in their genre.


I'm about to go HAM
Hard As a Mutha****er,
Let these ****as know who I am

Rock Chalk
07-28-2011, 05:04 AM
its not a word dumb ass its an acronym

Hard As a Mother****er

Does not make it any less retarded.

Especially since the dumb ****s who created it didn't even get the ****ing acronym right.

Mother ****er is two words.

Of course, these morons that thought this **** up probably didn't get past the 1st grade.

KevinJames
07-28-2011, 05:10 AM
Does not make it any less retarded.

Especially since the dumb ****s who created it didn't even get the ****ing acronym right.

Mother ****er is two words.

Of course, these morons that thought this **** up probably didn't get past the 1st grade.

Mother****er is actually one word. Now sit down and stop trying to act smart before someone has to go HAM on you notsofast

Garcia Bronco
07-28-2011, 05:48 AM
whoa Ham down.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-28-2011, 06:07 AM
I'm so ham, they need to make a movie about me.

But I dont understand why the ending isnt happy... too turkey.

You're so ham.
You probably think this ham is about you.
You're so HAMMMMMMMMM!
You probably think this ham is about you.
Don't you?
Don't you?

ol#7
07-28-2011, 06:12 AM
Can we please stop the arguing over which is the greater Corey...Feldman or Haim and just appreciate them for the supreme talents that they were?

cmhargrove
07-28-2011, 06:12 AM
You're so ham.
You probably think this ham is about you.
You're so HAMMMMMMMMM!
You probably think this ham is about you.
Don't you?
Don't you?

Carly Porkin' Simon - fo real dog? I mean pig? Damn, I just can't get it right...

Need

more

HAM(f)

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-28-2011, 06:16 AM
Carly Porkin' Simon - fo real dog? I mean pig? Damn, I just can't get it right...

Need

more

HAM(f)

Malkovich.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-28-2011, 06:17 AM
Er, I mean, HAM(f).

Smiling Assassin27
07-28-2011, 07:07 AM
Ham tastes good.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052011/1305799043_ham_face_girl.gif

Requiem
07-28-2011, 07:12 AM
Rock Chalk fail.

ant1999e
07-28-2011, 07:17 AM
its not a word dumb ass its an acronym

Hard As a Mother****er

made famous by Jay-Z and Kanye West aka the 2 best in their genre.

Oh really dip****? I know what the **** it is and I know the song. But I can tell by your taste in music that you don't know what the **** you're talking about. Kanye is a piece of ****.
Now go away and make up some more stupid ****ing words.4321~ ****ing idiot.

Requiem
07-28-2011, 07:21 AM
What bands do you like, antman?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-28-2011, 07:29 AM
What bands do you like, antman?

I'm guessing Lawrence Welk Orchestra.

Smiling Assassin27
07-28-2011, 07:36 AM
I'm guessing Lawrence Welk Orchestra.

Don Ho. :clown:

Gort
07-28-2011, 08:06 AM
made famous by Jay-Z and Kanye West aka the 2 best in their genre.

you do know that one of them is a gay fish, right?

ElwayMD
07-28-2011, 08:37 AM
you do know that one of them is a gay fish, right?

He just loves the fish sticks is all.

Crushaholic
07-28-2011, 08:46 AM
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam, I am...

Boobs McGee
07-28-2011, 09:02 AM
He just loves the fish sticks is all.

He DOES like putting fish sticks in his mouth.

broncosteven
07-28-2011, 09:12 AM
I'm guessing Lawrence Welk Orchestra.

I have me some LEERoy Anderson in my CD collection Beotch!

I am GOING IN with the Typewritter song Mother****ers!

dbfan21
07-28-2011, 09:37 AM
Damn, I'm ham. :afro:

bfoflcommish
07-28-2011, 12:00 PM
its not a word dumb ass its an acronym

Hard As a Mother****er

made famous by Jay-Z and Kanye West aka the 2 best in their genre.

Its been used much much longer than this song. Saying they made H.A.M. famous is about as idiotic as saying lil wayne made skinny jeans famous.

alkemical
07-28-2011, 12:02 PM
Its been used much much longer than this song. Saying they made H.A.M. famous is about as idiotic as saying lil wayne made skinny jeans famous.

I thought hipsters did?

bfoflcommish
07-28-2011, 12:25 PM
I thought hipsters did?

you talk to lots of mainstream rap listners they think Lil Wayne did. Much like here where Kanye and Jayz getting credit for H.a.m.

alkemical
07-28-2011, 12:29 PM
you talk to lots of mainstream rap listners they think Lil Wayne did. Much like here where Kanye and Jayz getting credit for H.a.m.

I need some skinny corduroys.

ant1999e
07-28-2011, 01:50 PM
What bands do you like, antman?

Not much of a band guy. I listen to Rap/R&B but must admit the quality is going down hill. Give me some Spice 1, 2 Pac, Ice Cube, MC Eiht and I'm good. I do think Kanye is an arrogant douche but he does make some good music. My post was more out of anger for KJ being a dick head.

ant1999e
07-28-2011, 01:52 PM
I'm guessing Lawrence Welk Orchestra.

I had to google this and still never heard of them. You dating yourself?

KevinJames
07-28-2011, 01:58 PM
Its been used much much longer than this song. Saying they made H.A.M. famous is about as idiotic as saying lil wayne made skinny jeans famous.

You know there is a reason so many people right now, because it was made famous by that song

I didn't say they made it up. I know that its been used before the song.

WolfpackGuy
07-28-2011, 02:00 PM
Spice 1

Now you're talkin

broncosteven
07-28-2011, 02:04 PM
I had to google this and still never heard of them. You dating yourself?

You probably never saw Hee Haw either

bfoflcommish
07-28-2011, 02:05 PM
Not much of a band guy. I listen to Rap/R&B but must admit the quality is going down hill. Give me some Spice 1, 2 Pac, Ice Cube, MC Eiht and I'm good. I do think Kanye is an arrogant douche but he does make some good music. My post was more out of anger for KJ being a dick head.



Now you're talkin

Gi-gi-da gi-gi-da gangsta, Gi-gi-da gi-gi-da gangsta kickin the funky
Gi-gi-da gi-gi-da gi-gi-da gi gi-gi-da gi-gi-da gangsta

ant1999e
07-28-2011, 02:07 PM
You probably never saw Hee Haw either

Never watched it but I am at least familiar with Hee Haw.

That One Guy
07-28-2011, 02:07 PM
Now you're talkin

Spice 1 is slang for Spice Girls?

ant1999e
07-28-2011, 02:08 PM
Spice 1 is HAM!!!

bfoflcommish
07-28-2011, 02:10 PM
Spice 1 is HAM!!!

could you imagine some of the threads if half the MANE got ahold of some early e-40 tracks? im not talking past 5 years, I mean his first 3 or 4 cd's

broncocalijohn
07-28-2011, 02:12 PM
I thought hipsters did?

I actually thought the skinny jeans thing or men wearing girls jean was brought on by the gay boys or Nancy Boys listening to ****ty pop rock bands. Then again, I am now over 40 and my time kids wore two belts. I bet Billy Idol wearing skinny pants would be all leather. Billy would laugh at this look.

ant1999e
07-28-2011, 02:17 PM
could you imagine some of the threads if half the MANE got ahold of some early e-40 tracks? im not talking past 5 years, I mean his first 3 or 4 cd's

We'd have a million threads like this.

broncosteven
07-28-2011, 02:17 PM
I actually thought the skinny jeans thing or men wearing girls jean was brought on by the gay boys or Nancy Boys listening to ****ty pop rock bands. Then again, I am now over 40 and my time kids wore two belts. I bet Billy Idol wearing skinny pants would be all leather. Billy would laugh at this look.

The Who started out as Mods in skiny sharkskin suits.

Not condoning it but it is a fact.

bfoflcommish
07-28-2011, 02:20 PM
We'd have a million threads like this.

fashiggity my pimparelli

Rocket 7
07-29-2011, 09:33 AM
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LYh59ahMgEw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Garcia Bronco
07-29-2011, 12:47 PM
Still ham.

Bronx33
07-29-2011, 03:41 PM
A thread about ham? you clowns need some football something fierce it appears.

Bronx33
07-29-2011, 03:46 PM
you talk to lots of mainstream rap listners they think Lil Wayne did. Much like here where Kanye and Jayz getting credit for H.a.m.


they also got a lot of credit for c.r.a.p i mean A LOT. ;)

broncosteven
07-29-2011, 06:15 PM
A thread about ham? you clowns need some football something fierce it appears.

Welcome back Bronx!

Now if only Hotrod, the Dave, and that dortoh guy came back this place would rock!

RhymesayersDU
08-08-2011, 08:32 PM
Some NSFW language, but the song is literally called H.A.M.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g_vwQN6ntQw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

#watchthethrone

vancejohnson82
08-08-2011, 08:37 PM
Some NSFW language, but the song is literally called H.A.M.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g_vwQN6ntQw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

#watchthethrone

man, I'm trying to figure out whether you guys are serious about this

H.A.M has been said for a couple years now....and that song came out a pretty long time ago

RhymesayersDU
08-08-2011, 08:37 PM
It leaked a long time ago, but it just came out on the Watch The Throne CD like... today.

vancejohnson82
08-08-2011, 08:42 PM
It was released as a digital download on iTunes on January 11, 2011

I'm not trying to be a jerk just wondering whether I'm still young and this is why I know this stuff? or I just live in a more urban area??

idiots have been saying that for a long while now

RhymesayersDU
08-08-2011, 08:43 PM
I don't know. I truthfully don't keep up with rap as much as I used to, for what that's worth. I mean, I'm only 27. I don't know. What I do know is whitey is going to run HAM into the ground ASAP.

ZachKC
08-08-2011, 08:46 PM
I don't know. I truthfully don't keep up with rap as much as I used to, for what that's worth. I mean, I'm only 27. I don't know. What I do know is whitey is going to run HAM into the ground ASAP.

It is the basis of a thread on OM.

That ship sailed a long time ago.

RhymesayersDU
08-08-2011, 08:46 PM
It is the basis of a thread on OM.

That ship sailed a long time ago.

HAHAHA, so true sir.

ZachKC
08-08-2011, 08:49 PM
HAHAHA, so true sir.

Yea, when I saw someone like RJ use it on this board you could probably trace its RIP status back at least 8 months.

vancejohnson82
08-08-2011, 08:50 PM
It is the basis of a thread on OM.

That ship sailed a long time ago.

well played, sir

ZachKC
08-08-2011, 08:52 PM
No. It was Beantown Bronco. I think I had a moment of silence or something.

http://orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3246124&postcount=42

Garcia Bronco
08-08-2011, 09:21 PM
It was released as a digital download on iTunes on January 11, 2011

I'm not trying to be a jerk just wondering whether I'm still young and this is why I know this stuff? or I just live in a more urban area??

idiots have been saying that for a long while now

Probably both.

Garcia Bronco
08-08-2011, 09:23 PM
I don't know. I truthfully don't keep up with rap as much as I used to, for what that's worth. I mean, I'm only 27. I don't know. What I do know is whitey is going to run HAM into the ground ASAP.

Damn right, because it's stupid and funny. We like to laugh.

Bronx33
08-08-2011, 09:24 PM
Damn right, because it's stupid and funny. We like to laugh.

HAM!

TheReverend
08-08-2011, 09:27 PM
Damn right, because it's stupid and funny. We like to laugh.

HAM or rap?

I vote "both".

Bronx33
08-08-2011, 09:35 PM
HAM or rap?

I vote "both".


seconded

HILife
08-08-2011, 09:38 PM
WTF is going on in this thread? Did I miss something?

Dr. Broncenstein
08-08-2011, 09:49 PM
WTF is going on in this thread? Did I miss something?

It's a discussion about the delicious porcine posterior.