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Inkana7
07-24-2011, 07:19 PM
Heh. What a douche.

http://deadspin.com/5824263/damn-it-you-guys-jay-cutler-dumped-his-fiancee

ColoradoDarin
07-24-2011, 07:25 PM
It's because he found out that she doesn't have a penis.

BroncoMatt
07-24-2011, 07:30 PM
One more thing he couldn't close

SoCalBronco
07-24-2011, 07:33 PM
If he doesn't feel comfortable marrying her, then that's what you do.

ColoradoDarin
07-24-2011, 07:37 PM
I heard that she dumped him, he said he was a "9" but was only a "6"...

Taco John
07-24-2011, 07:38 PM
What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

Lev Vyvanse
07-24-2011, 07:39 PM
If he doesn't feel comfortable marrying her, then that's what you do.

No it's not. You don't propose in the first place.

Shananahan
07-24-2011, 07:39 PM
For what it's worth, what little I have seen and read of that girl makes her sound like somebody I would definitely not want to be marrying and tying my money to. It would probably be great to go to bed with her every night, but a starting NFL quarterback shouldn't have a hard time finding that sort of thing. Why by the cow if yadda yadda yadda?

SoCalBronco
07-24-2011, 07:39 PM
No it's not. You don't propose in the first place.

Perhaps he felt differently back then, but as he got to know her more, he felt it would not work out. Feelings sometimes change over time.

SouthStndJunkie
07-24-2011, 07:41 PM
There ya go Mightysmurf, lady #5.

Don't look at her as Cutler's sloppy seconds....she was simply fumbled and lost.

ColoradoDarin
07-24-2011, 07:41 PM
Maybe he confused her with that Sarah Marshall girl? That's a different girl, right?

ColoradoDarin
07-24-2011, 07:44 PM
What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

I'm just hoping that it turns into a 23 page Cutler/Shanahan/McDaniels thread! We haven't argued that in a good month or so.... :deadhorse

:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse :deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse








:deadhorse

Man-Goblin
07-24-2011, 07:46 PM
Maybe she tried to trade him for Matt Cassel.

Maybe one night at dinner she asked, "so why do you throw so many interceptions?"

Maybe her constantly bringing up that her plastic surgeon says "they really can do WONDERS with chins these days" got to him.

Maybe she looked just a little too much like Wilfred Grimley, and it freaked him out.

Maybe she's just not his favorite person right now.

Archer81
07-24-2011, 07:49 PM
I think it was over when she realized her children would not have chins.

Oh well.

:Broncos:

schaaf
07-24-2011, 08:01 PM
Maybe she tried to trade him for Matt Cassel.

Maybe one night at dinner she asked, "so why do you throw so many interceptions?"

Maybe her constantly bringing up that her plastic surgeon says "they really can do WONDERS with chins these days" got to him.

Maybe she looked just a little too much like Wilfred Grimley, and it freaked him out.

Maybe she's just not his favorite person right now.

Impressive sir!

Orange&BlueMohawk
07-24-2011, 08:20 PM
Maybe he didn't want to admit that he couldn't walk down the aisle after the ceremony because he "tore" his MCL

UberBroncoMan
07-24-2011, 08:34 PM
To be fair...she was a ****ing reality TV show star. Typically not the height of humanity.

Still, don't know much about her and he's a douche.

Ratboy
07-24-2011, 08:41 PM
No it's not. You don't propose in the first place.

Things change from the proposal to the marriage.

You call it off any time you do not feel it is right.

db56
07-24-2011, 08:45 PM
As much as I think Cutler is a puke and I'm happy is a Bear, I cant kill him on this one...

OBF1
07-24-2011, 08:46 PM
Cutler is going to elope with Shannahan... Heard it on the metro link

colorado jones
07-24-2011, 08:49 PM
People Magazine? That leftist piece if garbage.
Just kidding of course but we should probably make this thread political too. Every other thread on the main page is.

Thank you God football is around the corner.

baja
07-24-2011, 08:49 PM
Heh. What a douche.

http://deadspin.com/5824263/damn-it-you-guys-jay-cutler-dumped-his-fiancee


Damn! This Cutler kid has a huge ego (all you need do is catch his act for 5 minutes) hell it's almost a big as rev's.

broncocalijohn
07-24-2011, 08:57 PM
What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

Yet threads about The ****tyness of the USA from some guy that ran off to Mexico is perfectly fine with you. At least it is about a football player and that player used to be a Bronco.
The reason why she left him was probably because of the Member's Only jacket that Cutler loved to wear.

Jesterhole
07-24-2011, 09:02 PM
If I was rich, young, good looking, and a famous athlete, I sure as F&#$ wouldn't commit to a single chick either. He has plenty of time in life...hell, he can always marry some mid-20's something.

broncosteven
07-24-2011, 09:12 PM
She obviously slept with Hillis after he banged mCd's wife. DUhhh!

broncs2bowl
07-24-2011, 09:14 PM
what a boss

baja
07-24-2011, 09:24 PM
what a boss

Your Avatar was an eye opener for me. I read your choice of adjectives used to describe Josh McDaniels and realized I couldn't take issue any of them . I admit I overlooked those things when he was the HC for Denver.

broncs2bowl
07-24-2011, 09:32 PM
Your Avatar was an eye opener for me. I read your choice of adjectives used to describe Josh McDaniels and realized I couldn't take issue any of them . I admit I overlooked those things when he was the HC for Denver.

thank you? haha

HAT
07-24-2011, 09:38 PM
If I was rich, young, good looking, and a famous athlete, I sure as F&#$ wouldn't commit to a single chick either. He has plenty of time in life...hell, he can always marry some mid-20's something.

???

TDmvp
07-24-2011, 09:46 PM
???


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eVqIF0nbezs/Sq6HEl1VKiI/AAAAAAAAA5M/5YHIyGDmKkY/s400/jaycutler.jpg

Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Not a Cutler hater but it had to be posted heheh...

broncs2bowl
07-24-2011, 09:48 PM
i really want Cutler back

That One Guy
07-24-2011, 09:55 PM
$2 says he didn't return her call then sent his dad.

IHaveALight
07-24-2011, 09:56 PM
i really want Cutler back

thwack

OABB
07-24-2011, 09:59 PM
Cutler needs a women surrounded by three guys to get his attention.

broncs2bowl
07-24-2011, 10:01 PM
thwack

then again this makes me so excited for Tebow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQP28rPdhd8

"There's only one person that carries the ball down here" that pumped me up big time

SoCalBronco
07-24-2011, 10:04 PM
then again this makes me so excited for Tebow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQP28rPdhd8

"There's only one person that carries the ball down here" that pumped me up big time

Yep...I'm the same way. I was traumatized when Jay was traded, and I still wish he was here (and I'm still extremely angry at how he was treated)....however, Tebow also excites me. I'm very enamored with how he presents himself and also the things he can do on the field. He brought back alot of fun to Broncos games last season and I'm very happy to have him as our QB this year. He's a worthy successor to Jay. They'll both have terrific seasons this year, hopefully.

Mogulseeker
07-24-2011, 10:05 PM
There ya go Mightysmurf, lady #5.

Don't look at her as Cutler's sloppy seconds....she was simply fumbled and lost.

Oh I'm sure she'd be interested in a student that pulls a whopping $1,500 a month interning.

broncocalijohn
07-24-2011, 10:29 PM
Cutler needs a women surrounded by three guys to get his attention.

Or just one dude and no women.

Here is one guy that is ****ing happy they broke up and probably had something to do with it. BROMANCE IS BACK!

mkporter
07-24-2011, 10:34 PM
Yep...I'm the same way. I was traumatized when Jay was traded, and I still wish he was here (and I'm still extremely angry at how he was treated)....however, Tebow also excites me. I'm very enamored with how he presents himself and also the things he can do on the field. He brought back alot of fun to Broncos games last season and I'm very happy to have him as our QB this year. He's a worthy successor to Jay. They'll both have terrific seasons this year, hopefully.

Is it really fair for us to measure every Broncos QB against such a legend? I mean, if Tebow is even half the QB that Jay was for us, we'll be perennial contenders...

Hilarious!

SoCalBronco
07-24-2011, 10:35 PM
I mean, if Tebow is even half the QB that Jay was for us, we'll be perennial contenders...



Agreed.

Go Tebow! :strong:

bowtown
07-24-2011, 11:14 PM
I heard Cutlers dad returned her toothbrush.

Archer81
07-24-2011, 11:17 PM
Yep...I'm the same way. I was traumatized when Jay was traded, and I still wish he was here (and I'm still extremely angry at how he was treated)....however, Tebow also excites me. I'm very enamored with how he presents himself and also the things he can do on the field. He brought back alot of fun to Broncos games last season and I'm very happy to have him as our QB this year. He's a worthy successor to Jay. They'll both have terrific seasons this year, hopefully.


This line makes me nostalgic for 2008-09 offseason...oh the arguments that would have been spawned off of it.

I miss de foozeball.


:Broncos:

Archer81
07-24-2011, 11:18 PM
Or just one dude and no women.

Here is one guy that is ****ing happy they broke up and probably had something to do with it. BROMANCE IS BACK!


They go backpacking often.


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
07-25-2011, 12:31 AM
i really want Cutler back

so we can watch him watch the games from the sidelines?

broncocalijohn
07-25-2011, 12:34 AM
so we can watch him watch the games from the sidelines?

Only when he wasnt tossing ints.

Bob's your Information Minister
07-25-2011, 01:29 AM
**** that gold digger...she was only with him for his money...I mean LOOK AT HIM.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/24/article-2018371-0D25C28F00000578-337_468x874.jpg

I APPLAUD YOU JAY CUTLER!

Shananahan
07-25-2011, 01:48 AM
Cutler really is one of the goofiest looking dudes. Honestly if I had never heard of him and you showed me any photo that did not include him playing football, I would refuse to believe that he was one of the most athletic starting QBs in the NFL.

Blueflame
07-25-2011, 02:07 AM
Dammit, I'm gonna be SO glad when there's real football topics to discuss again. This ain't a Bears forum and IDGAF about Jay Cutler's love life. ::)

Doggcow
07-25-2011, 02:24 AM
We really aren't a monogamous species anyway.

A guy in his position should sword all the skanks he can.

Archer81
07-25-2011, 02:29 AM
In other news,

Greg Olsen was spotted at Big Bob's Dong shop. The QT is its a gift for his on again BF. Keep it on the DL, but we hear wedding bells...

:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
07-25-2011, 02:34 AM
**** that gold digger...she was only with him for his money...I mean LOOK AT HIM.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/24/article-2018371-0D25C28F00000578-337_468x874.jpg

I APPLAUD YOU JAY CUTLER!

how much money you think he has left? booze and insulin aren't cheap

UberBroncoMan
07-25-2011, 03:39 AM
<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fy49K5iFdZw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kaylore
07-25-2011, 05:14 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eVqIF0nbezs/Sq6HEl1VKiI/AAAAAAAAA5M/5YHIyGDmKkY/s400/jaycutler.jpg

Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Not a Cutler hater but it had to be posted heheh...

LOL

Crushaholic
07-25-2011, 05:23 AM
And as for your shot glasses, reader James, I'd expect Devin Hester to be 'round soon. I hear he's great with returns.

ROFL!ROFL!

baja
07-25-2011, 05:49 AM
I heard Cutlers dad returned her toothbrush.

LOL

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-25-2011, 06:04 AM
She was tired of having Caleb Hanie finish for him in the bedroom.

The problem was that she mentioned it to him, and the sulk cannon came out in full force.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-25-2011, 06:07 AM
He's a worthy successor to Jay.

Oh what the christ.

Yes, here's hoping Tebow can take us to a .500 record! I hope he lives up to that high standard! That would be amazing!

LOL

TheReverend
07-25-2011, 07:12 AM
After the split, he tried to pass her off to Hester but Nick Barnett intercepted.

Captain 'Dre
07-25-2011, 07:49 AM
I think it was over when she realized her children would not have chins.

Oh well.

:Broncos:

Jay dumped her after she said that John Elway throws harder than Jay does. Ha!

Captain 'Dre
07-25-2011, 07:51 AM
Your Avatar was an eye opener for me. I read your choice of adjectives used to describe Josh McDaniels and realized I couldn't take issue any of them . I admit I overlooked those things when he was the HC for Denver.

But... but... Josh interviewed so well! Ha!

Captain 'Dre
07-25-2011, 07:56 AM
.however, Tebow also excites me. I'm very enamored with how he presents himself and also the things he can do on the field. He brought back alot of fun to Broncos games last season and I'm very happy to have him as our QB this year. He's a worthy successor to Jay.

Characterwise, Tebow is the Anti-Cutler.

You will NEVER see TT pull the Mope-a-Dope routine after a loss.

Nor will Tim be responsible for his teammates having bus tread marks all over them.

Captain 'Dre
07-25-2011, 07:57 AM
I heard Cutlers dad returned her toothbrush.

But dad kept the undies she left in Jay's bedroom...

Peoples Champ
07-25-2011, 08:01 AM
ya she was just a distraction, thats why he sucked.

and he needed someone to throw too....and a better oline......and a better run game...

baja
07-25-2011, 08:07 AM
But... but... Josh interviewed so well! Ha!

I guess I wanted he to be the next Shanahan so badly I mistook his arrogance for confidence his immaturity for youthful exuberance thus I over rated him. ;D

I do think he will grow into being a great HC someday.

24champ
07-25-2011, 08:13 AM
Kristin Cavallari, who hails from Denver, Colorado

Well there's your answer, Jay found out she was from Denver.

jonny1
07-25-2011, 08:20 AM
Characterwise, Tebow is the Anti-Cutler.

You will NEVER see TT pull the Mope-a-Dope routine after a loss.
Nor will Tim be responsible for his teammates having bus tread marks all over them.

Umm, you do know that Tebow cried after losing a game at Florida, don't you?

Not a knock, just an observation.

I just don't understand, should Cutler be happy that the team lost?

IHaveALight
07-25-2011, 08:33 AM
ya she was just a distraction, thats why he sucked.

and he needed someone to throw too....and a better oline......and a better run game...

:spit:
Don't forget that the coaches were holding him back with the play calling.

TheReverend
07-25-2011, 08:35 AM
Her vagina was installing a new system.

Lestat
07-25-2011, 08:37 AM
as much as i enjoyed reading this thread and it's comedic gold responses.
if you don't feel right about it then you should not go through with a marriage.
too often nowadays people get hitched even though they're not 100% committed to it and then 2-3 years down the road they become so miserable that it's poisonous to all aspects of the relationship.

you can feel a lot of different emotions between the time you start dating, get the person in bed, commit to a serious relationship, get engaged and potentially get married.

WolfpackGuy
07-25-2011, 08:56 AM
If you have money, chicks like her are a dime a dozen.

Did he get the ring back?

montrose
07-25-2011, 09:03 AM
After the split, he tried to pass her off to Hester but Nick Barnett intercepted.

End thread.

Her vagina was installing a new system.

Twice.

Kaylore
07-25-2011, 09:11 AM
I can't get over this picture. I would love Cutler if he walked around like this every time he made a dick move:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eVqIF0nbezs/Sq6HEl1VKiI/AAAAAAAAA5M/5YHIyGDmKkY/s400/jaycutler.jpg

"Yeah I threw 4 picks and fumbled twice."

"Yeah I dumped my girlfriend."

"Yeah Bowlen called me, but he can suck my nuts."

"Yeah, I ate your last piece of pie."

Ha!

Beantown Bronco
07-25-2011, 09:15 AM
"Yeah, I ate your last piece of pie."

Ha!

Sugar free pie sucks balls.

Jason in LA
07-25-2011, 09:15 AM
Culter pulled a Jake Plummer. Wait, didn't Plummer leave the day of the wedding? And that was a destination wedding. ;D

TheReverend
07-25-2011, 09:26 AM
I can't get over this picture. I would love Cutler if he walked around like this every time he made a dick move:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eVqIF0nbezs/Sq6HEl1VKiI/AAAAAAAAA5M/5YHIyGDmKkY/s400/jaycutler.jpg

"Yeah I threw 4 picks and fumbled twice."

"Yeah I dumped my girlfriend."

"Yeah Bowlen called me, but he can suck my nuts."

"Yeah, I ate your last piece of pie."

Ha!

It needs a "And not a single **** was given" caption ie:

http://www.google.com/search?q=and+not+a+single+****+was+given+cutler&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=852#um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=and+not+a+single+****+was+given&oq=and+not+a+single+****+was+given&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=6161l6161l0l6421l1l1l0l0l0l0l185l185l0.1l1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=51c1fdcf6346e882&biw=1680&bih=852

NSFW^

razorwire77
07-25-2011, 09:32 AM
I stole this from the comments at the bottom of the Deadspin article.

"I knew this would never work.
She's a Type A personality, he's more of a Type 1."

Cito Pelon
07-25-2011, 11:00 AM
Cutler never could figure out what he wanted to do with his balls.

broncocalijohn
07-25-2011, 11:26 AM
Look guys, as much as many want to hate on the guy, the fact is she wanted kids and his mangina just doesn't work for her plumbing. He should find his bride in France where a Quit-Quit attitude will work out to perfection.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-25-2011, 11:33 AM
I don't know... I'm personally of the opinion that it takes longer to decide whether or not you want to marry someone than, say, two months of dating. Call me crazy.

boppool
07-25-2011, 01:04 PM
I HATE Cutler with a passion, but let's not act like a jealous ex-girlfriend here. He can marry whoever he wants and it's always better to change your mind before the wedding than after. Plus, she's better off not marrying this jerk.

Beantown Bronco
07-25-2011, 01:07 PM
Damn. A divorce would've provided more comedy fodder than a simple breakup during the engagement. Oh well. Maybe next time.

Majik
07-25-2011, 06:58 PM
Now that the season is back on one thing is for certain, Cutler and his buddy Aaron Rodgers can go back to throwing passes to the Packers. The big question is who will have more receiving yards, the Packers receivers or the Packers defensive backs?

Anikai
07-25-2011, 08:03 PM
ya know it just one of those things ya know, when ya know, ya fall in love with ya know somebody, but ya know after while we just ya know, grew apart, ya know.

ChrisToker
07-26-2011, 02:17 AM
Jay Cut should follow my advice. I have a bi-sexual girlfriend. When we go out shes the one pulling in extra tail. Trust me I dont mind one bit. Fun for everyone. Thats the type you marry, don't even have to think about cheating and loosing half in divorce, if i had the scratch id make it official. If a broke MF like me can figure it out, these ballin out of control players should figure it out.

Meck77
07-26-2011, 04:25 AM
Heard she left Jay for Jake Plummer. You see football games isn't the only thing Jay couldn't finish. She realized that "Jake gave her the best chance to WIN RIGHT NOW".

TDmvp
07-26-2011, 04:31 AM
Heard she left Jay for Jake Plummer. You see football games isn't the only thing Jay couldn't finish. She realized that "Jake gave her the best chance to WIN RIGHT NOW".

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4114/2107kollettejakew0066ro.jpg


;D

Man-Goblin
07-26-2011, 05:59 AM
Jay Cut should follow my advice. I have a bi-sexual girlfriend. When we go out shes the one pulling in extra tail. Trust me I dont mind one bit. Fun for everyone. Thats the type you marry, don't even have to think about cheating and loosing half in divorce, if i had the scratch id make it official. If a broke MF like me can figure it out, these ballin out of control players should figure it out.

But Jay's already got the whole threesome thing down.

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O9b7iPtMaOU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

jhns
07-26-2011, 06:28 AM
We need to figure out how to trade for Cutler, Marshall, Hillis, Sheffler, etc... It would be great to see McDaniels giant ****up reversed. It is sad to see so many McFans still trying to justify their stupidity.

baja
07-26-2011, 06:31 AM
Jay Cut should follow my advice. I have a bi-sexual girlfriend. When we go out shes the one pulling in extra tail. Trust me I dont mind one bit. Fun for everyone. Thats the type you marry, don't even have to think about cheating and loosing half in divorce, if i had the scratch id make it official. If a broke MF like me can figure it out, these ballin out of control players should figure it out.

So do you get to watch from a chair in the corner or do they let you play too?

baja
07-26-2011, 06:32 AM
We need to figure out how to trade for Cutler, Marshall, Hillis, Sheffler, etc... It would be great to see McDaniels giant ****up reversed. It is sad to see so many McFans still trying to justify their stupidity.

Hillis was the only one that mcD screwed to pooch on.

jhns
07-26-2011, 06:41 AM
Hillis was the only one that mcD screwed to pooch on.

LOL

Sure thing, McFan.

baja
07-26-2011, 06:44 AM
Cutler quit on his team in the playoffs

Marshall has been in trouble with the police 2 times in his short time in Miami

The TE won't be in football in another year

jhns
07-26-2011, 06:51 AM
Cutler quit on his team in the playoffs

Marshall has been in trouble with the police 2 times in his short time in Miami

The TE won't be in football in another year

Cutler just took a team to the NFCCG.

Then Marshall will be suspended for a year. Funny that we haven't heard about this happening... You have to make **** up to even try making a point.

Good guess.

No one cares what your opinion is. You defended everything McDaniels did. You broke down crting when we fired him. Seeing what he did to the team while you were doing tgis, shows that you have no idea what you are talking about.

ColoradoDarin
07-26-2011, 06:55 AM
I'm just hoping that it turns into a 23 page Cutler/Shanahan/McDaniels thread! We haven't argued that in a good month or so.... :deadhorse

:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse:deadhorse :deadhorse:deadhorse








:deadhorse

Yes! We're back on track...

:deadhorse

broncocalijohn
07-26-2011, 09:16 AM
Jay Cut should follow my advice. I have a bi-sexual girlfriend. When we go out shes the one pulling in extra tail. Trust me I dont mind one bit. Fun for everyone. Thats the type you marry, don't even have to think about cheating and loosing half in divorce, if i had the scratch id make it official. If a broke MF like me can figure it out, these ballin out of control players should figure it out.

When you grow up, you will realize that the bi sexual girlfriend is just that and nothing more. When you wake up from this great fantasy, life will have a fork in the road and you will then need to decide. Do you want to continue on this path or get serious about marriage and dump her and find someone that is qualified to be a wife and Mom. Until then, enjoy your fun and don't knock her up.

baja
07-26-2011, 09:26 AM
When you grow up, you will realize that the bi sexual girlfriend is just that and nothing more. When you wake up from this great fantasy, life will have a fork in the road and you will then need to decide. Do you want to continue on this path or get serious about marriage and dump her and find someone that is qualified to be a wife and Mom. <b>Until then, enjoy your fun and don't knock her up.


Maybe that is why she keeps him around

Meck77
07-26-2011, 09:34 AM
Jay Cut should follow my advice. I have a bi-sexual girlfriend. When we go out shes the one pulling in extra tail. Trust me I dont mind one bit. Fun for everyone. Thats the type you marry, don't even have to think about cheating and loosing half in divorce, if i had the scratch id make it official. If a broke MF like me can figure it out, these ballin out of control players should figure it out.


I missed this one.

Yep bisexual womem make the best wives. The kinda women that you can trust and build a solid foundation on for your children. Smurf pay attention here!

Hulamau
07-26-2011, 10:17 AM
If I was rich, young, even with that hang dog face, and a famous athlete, I sure as F&#$ wouldn't commit to a single chick either. He has plenty of time in life...hell, he can always marry some mid-20's something.


Fixed it for ya ...

Or maybe its all because Jay-boy is a full blown Narcissist with inherent commitment issues that wont allow him to follow through with anything that requires significant give and take for long??

TonyR
07-26-2011, 10:35 AM
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2011/07/horrible-quarterback-no-longer-engaged-to-horrible-person.html

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2011/07/jay-cutler-is-sad-on-facebook.html

Captain 'Dre
07-27-2011, 06:26 PM
Umm, you do know that Tebow cried after losing a game at Florida, don't you?

Not a knock, just an observation.

I just don't understand, should Cutler be happy that the team lost?

Happy? No.

Remain professional? Yes.

Tim is so intense, I can understand him crying after a heart-breaking loss.

Jay was just a prick.

snowspot66
07-27-2011, 06:35 PM
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4114/2107kollettejakew0066ro.jpg


;D

Is that Jake's wife? Cause if it is Cutler is going to have to step up his game a lot to beat Jake. Trashy "reality stars" won't cut it.

DomCasual
10-04-2011, 12:38 PM
OMG!

THEY'RE.

BACK.

ON!

I wonder who he'll wear for the wedding! This is going to be like the royal wedding all over again!

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/04/kristin-cavallari-and-jay-cutler-holding-hands-chicago-bears-dancing-with-the-stars-its-on-again/#.TotgdtTlSfM

TheReverend
10-04-2011, 12:42 PM
OMG!

THEY'RE.

BACK.

ON!

I wonder who he'll wear for the wedding! This is going to be like the royal wedding all over again!

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/04/kristin-cavallari-and-jay-cutler-holding-hands-chicago-bears-dancing-with-the-stars-its-on-again/#.TotgdtTlSfM

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/04/1004-kristen-jay-startraks-credit.jpg

Big Cutler fan but he should be punched in the face once for the outfit and again for the douche hair

Chris
10-04-2011, 12:47 PM
Salmon pants... yeikechugh.

I hate it because it's preppy. I don't hate him for giving a **** about how he looks. He's a douche.

If you don't like that "hair" (what hair?) or those sunglasses then I recommend you stay away from New York or LA because you will hate every other person you see.

OABB
10-04-2011, 12:52 PM
I guess she forgave him for blowing the nfccg?

Miss I.
10-04-2011, 12:59 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/04/1004-kristen-jay-startraks-credit.jpg

Big Cutler fan but he should be punched in the face once for the outfit and again for the douche hair

seriously. I was wondering why he was wearing clown pants. I hope he doesn't wear those to England, even the English would kick his ass in those pants. ;D

Miss I.
10-04-2011, 01:01 PM
Is that Jake's wife? Cause if it is Cutler is going to have to step up his game a lot to beat Jake. Trashy "reality stars" won't cut it.

well he did marry a Bronco cheerleader. Isn't that the natural order of the universe, QBs and Cheerleaders? Salt and Pepper, Beer and Beer. ;D

Rabb
10-04-2011, 01:02 PM
The face says emo, the pants say "I'm here to party"

jhns
10-04-2011, 01:02 PM
seriously. I was wondering why he was wearing clown pants. I hope he doesn't wear those to England, even the English would kick his ass in those pants. ;D

What are you guys talking about? Those pants are awesome. I just got some to go with my Cutler hair.

Miss I.
10-04-2011, 01:03 PM
What are you guys talking about? Those pants are awsome. I just got some to match my Cutler hair.

oh honey, those pants look like his tampon didn't hold up. ;D

Rabb
10-04-2011, 01:04 PM
is there any chance he ISN'T wearing flip flops there just to complete the look?

OABB
10-04-2011, 01:06 PM
oh honey, those pants look like his tampon didn't hold up. ;D

Thats why he wears them. Just in case.

jhns
10-04-2011, 01:06 PM
oh honey, those pants look like his tampon didn't hold up. ;D

The tag did read "vag blood red".

Miss I.
10-04-2011, 01:08 PM
is there any chance he ISN'T wearing flip flops there just to complete the look?

Personally, I was hoping for these....http://www.partydomain.co.uk/images/P/22594C.jpg

;D

bendog
10-04-2011, 01:13 PM
To be fair, he may have been going to a 70s party.

Miss I.
10-04-2011, 01:17 PM
OMG!

THEY'RE.

BACK.

ON!

I wonder who he'll wear for the wedding! This is going to be like the royal wedding all over again!

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/04/kristin-cavallari-and-jay-cutler-holding-hands-chicago-bears-dancing-with-the-stars-its-on-again/#.TotgdtTlSfM

come to think of it, the royal wedding analogy might be apropros, but instead of looking like a Prince, he reminds me more of the fashion nightmare of this Princess....

http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/04/17/6/1019/10196230/95149c6c3426d800_princess-beatrice-wearing-her-royal-wedding-hat.jpg

bendog
10-04-2011, 01:33 PM
1000 years of uncontrolled inbreeding.

Blueflame
10-04-2011, 02:15 PM
Well... those pants are "the first unmanly thing he's done today".... yikes. Doesn't he have a mirror in his house? Makes you wonder if he left the matching man-purse in his car.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-04-2011, 02:28 PM
What are you guys talking about? Those pants are awesome. I just got some to go with my Cutler hair.

I'll take "least surprising statement on the Mane" for $500 please, Alex.

Tombstone RJ
10-04-2011, 02:38 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/04/1004-kristen-jay-startraks-credit.jpg

Big Cutler fan but he should be punched in the face once for the outfit and again for the douche hair

Cutler: "I'm so glad we're back together, I've got a suprise for you."

gfriend: "Oh Jaybe, you complete me."

Cutler: "I know, but I'd like a little more of you."

gfriend: "You had me at 'let's shag.'"

Cutler: "I'm thinking a new rack, my treat?"

gfriend: "I hate your pants."

ghwk
10-04-2011, 02:50 PM
LOL Well done!

Tombstone RJ
10-04-2011, 03:05 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/04/1004-kristen-jay-startraks-credit.jpg

gfriend: "Thanks for trading sunglasses with me. That is sweet of you."

Cutler: "Yah, I look better now, thanks."

Ratboy
10-04-2011, 03:16 PM
Haters gonna hate.

strafen
10-04-2011, 03:20 PM
I'm pretty sure Cutler is going to a Saturday Night Fever reunion...

Archer81
10-04-2011, 03:27 PM
I guess she forgave him for blowing Greg Olsen?

FIFY.

Unfortunately she is unaware of Dane Sanzenbacher...as the Bears turn.


:Broncos:

ColoradoDarin
10-04-2011, 03:32 PM
Haters gonna hate.


http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q227/dhaus5650/haters20gonna20hate.gif

oubronco
10-04-2011, 05:02 PM
oh honey, those pants look like his tampon didn't hold up. ;D

Dude...... I mean dudette

Dr. Broncenstein
10-04-2011, 05:09 PM
Menstrual Mom Jeans.

HAT
10-04-2011, 06:47 PM
What is this? People Magazine? Who cares what Cutler does with his dating life?

Since I'm reading on the central discussion page of a Denver Broncos message board......Apparently, the moderators of said message board care.

Circle Orange
10-04-2011, 08:21 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/04/1004-kristen-jay-startraks-credit.jpg

Big Cutler fan but he should be punched in the face once for the outfit and again for the douche hair

Salmon pants are passe...LIME GREEN IS IN!!

It just looks like a hairdoo to me...;)

Did Jay get a chintuck? I don't see the staircase anymore in the chicago pressers...maybe la chica told him to snip it.

Dang, girl...eat a sandwich! http://scosoft.com/s/Action/10dbbc00.gif I could clean my pipes with those legs.

Circle Orange
10-04-2011, 08:23 PM
LOL

GUH, that's awful...there's nothing worse than the painful attempts of squares trying to be hip.http://scosoft.com/s/n/42105a0b.gif

bowtown
10-04-2011, 08:40 PM
Fixed it for ya ...

Or maybe its all because Jay-boy is a full blown Narcissist with inherent commitment issues that wont allow him to follow through with anything that requires significant give and take for long??

Including the playoffs and drives into the red zone.

maven
10-04-2011, 08:50 PM
His gf needs a boob job. And btw, she was bounced from dancing with the stars. Cutler will probably dump her again in a few months.

SouthStndJunkie
10-04-2011, 09:17 PM
FIFY.

Unfortunately she is unaware of Dane Sanzenbacher...as the Bears turn.

:Broncos:

You think Dane Sanzenbacher is a good looking guy?

He is a local kid from Toledo. I know his high school coach very well and work with one his relatives.

Good kid. Was an awesome all around player at Central Catholic....an absolute playmaker at corner in high school (as well as WR and return man).

Led them to a state championship his junior year.

Was glad to see him make a team.

I knew if he picked the right team he would impress them and stick around.

Archedamian
10-04-2011, 09:38 PM
Interesting that they are back together. Maybe he figures that if she dumps him this time around it won't be such a big deal. He's been sacked so many times this year, what does one more time matter.

maven
10-04-2011, 09:42 PM
Interesting that they are back together. Maybe he figures that if she dumps him this time around it won't be such a big deal. He's been sacked so many times this year, what does one more time matter.

She's a decent lookin chick. Maybe Jay had to bang some hookers and some fine females. Now he's back for good?

Popps
10-04-2011, 09:51 PM
"Baby, I need you back... I made a mistake. Tell you what, my first three interceptions this weekend are dedicated to you."

broncocalijohn
10-04-2011, 11:03 PM
"Baby, I need you back... I made a mistake. Tell you what, my first three interceptions this weekend are dedicated to you."

Her reply, " Then you don't love me as much since you promised me and delivered against the 49ers in 2009! I want a pick six thrown in there too."