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That One Guy
07-13-2011, 10:36 PM
A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

DBroncos4life
07-13-2011, 10:43 PM
Lucky

epicSocialism4tw
07-13-2011, 11:49 PM
Goodness.

First the drugging/wanger in the disposal deal, now the robbing-turned-freak-show-featuring-roundhouses-hair dryer cables-and-viagra bit. Not to mention that the lady is named "Olga".

epicSocialism4tw
07-13-2011, 11:53 PM
Olga
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/13/11/enhanced-buzz-6100-1310572465-18.jpg

cutthemdown
07-14-2011, 12:15 AM
Damn!

SonOfLe-loLang
07-14-2011, 12:20 AM
reverse Yakov Smirnoff...Russia...What a country!

Archer81
07-14-2011, 01:12 AM
Uhh...

Whoa. She knows Kung Fu...and has a ready supply of viagra.

:Broncos:

AK Broncomaniac
07-14-2011, 01:17 AM
A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

I think I saw something similar on an episode of Law and Order... truth really is stranger than fiction! :)

s0phr0syne
07-14-2011, 06:40 AM
I need Olag commentary on this.

worm
07-14-2011, 06:48 AM
She would break you.

oubronco
07-14-2011, 07:01 AM
Damn it I robbed the wrong salon!!

TheReverend
07-14-2011, 08:19 AM
Olga
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/13/11/enhanced-buzz-6100-1310572465-18.jpg

Death from above.

Los Broncos
07-14-2011, 08:26 AM
I'm going to try this and see what happens and hope for the best.

Smiling Assassin27
07-14-2011, 09:34 AM
Yeah, that's gonna teach him a lesson...NOT.

He's probably plotting his next attack on an unsuspecting Victoria's Secret store as we speak.

yerner
07-14-2011, 09:37 AM
No thanks. I'm pretty sure that broad was dealing out ass play.

Smiling Assassin27
07-14-2011, 09:44 AM
how the hell did she manage to 'force feed' him viagra? unless the sex was horrible, i'm sure he was choking it down voluntarily.

bronco militia
07-14-2011, 09:48 AM
how the hell did she manage to 'force feed' him viagra? unless the sex was horrible, i'm sure he was choking it down voluntarily.

eat the blue pill, or else

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxrawhIozNcPAmx6MH8iQzRmaGRcJGD rdQsE4pwT-LMKFvFJgP&t=1

Smiling Assassin27
07-14-2011, 09:51 AM
eat the blue pill, or else

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxrawhIozNcPAmx6MH8iQzRmaGRcJGD rdQsE4pwT-LMKFvFJgP&t=1


not that hard a sell, i imagine.

Tombstone RJ
07-14-2011, 10:27 AM
not sure what kinda lesson Olga was intending to teach this guy, other than robbing a hair salon eqals a 3 day trip to Sexlandia...

underrated29
07-14-2011, 10:30 AM
When i first read this I thought that it said- "force feeding him Vagina"



Despite being a blurred out picture what a lucky SOB. Do you think he will call her after this?

Chris
07-14-2011, 10:37 AM
The question is

Is it

Karate

http://www.mmafightgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/michelle-waterson-karate.jpg

or

Karate?

http://temp.corvetteforum.net/c5/mindflood//NewThreadPics/karategirl.jpg

OABB
07-14-2011, 10:40 AM
Am I the only one that fapped to this story?

bronco militia
07-14-2011, 10:47 AM
FYI, this is a repeat of a fake story

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/07/22/86135_fun-weird-news.html

underrated29
07-14-2011, 10:52 AM
FYI, this is a repeat of a fake story

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/07/22/86135_fun-weird-news.html



Dude. Come on. You just totally ruined my fantasy I had going on here.

bronco militia
07-14-2011, 10:54 AM
Dude. Come on. You just totally ruined my fantasy I had going on here.

get your hands out of your pants and get back to work

mkporter
07-14-2011, 10:56 AM
FYI, this is a repeat of a fake story

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/07/22/86135_fun-weird-news.html

Hey man, don't go ruining this for me..

bronco militia
07-14-2011, 10:56 AM
NO FAPPING ON THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!

GET BACK TO WORK

;D

AK Broncomaniac
07-14-2011, 11:16 AM
I'm going to try this and see what happens and hope for the best.

I'd be careful, Ramblin' Bronco... on the news a couple of days ago, an angry California wife, drugged her soon to be ex, tied him to the bed, cut off his penis, AND THEN PUT IT DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! Be careful what you hope for... you might get something a little different. :)

gyldenlove
07-14-2011, 12:24 PM
I'd be careful, Ramblin' Bronco... on the news a couple of days ago, an angry California wife, drugged her soon to be ex, tied him to the bed, cut off his penis, AND THEN PUT IT DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! Be careful what you hope for... you might get something a little different. :)

Dude, on one hand you have 3 days of viagra fueled sex with a 28 year old russian blonde on the other hand you have being poisoned and having your junk cut off and mutilated by a 40 year old bag of ugly - that is not a little different that is like comparing the litterary quality of "Crime and Punishment" to a potato.

AK Broncomaniac
07-14-2011, 12:41 PM
Dude, on one hand you have 3 days of viagra fueled sex with a 28 year old russian blonde on the other hand you have being poisoned and having your junk cut off and mutilated by a 40 year old bag of ugly - that is not a little different that is like comparing the litterary quality of "Crime and Punishment" to a potato.


You're absolutely right! But the sad fact is, you never know what you're going to get when you enter that salon... Just trying to watch out for Ramblin' Bronco. :)

crowebomber
07-14-2011, 02:21 PM
My wife only does the kicking part on me.

That One Guy
07-14-2011, 02:29 PM
FYI, this is a repeat of a fake story

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/07/22/86135_fun-weird-news.html

Take that crap somewhere else, party pooper. :approve:

I can never keep track of what sites are real and what sites are spoofs these days. Either way, I'd rather believe it was true.

bronco militia
07-14-2011, 02:40 PM
Take that crap somewhere else, party pooper. :approve:

I can never keep track of what sites are real and what sites are spoofs these days. Either way, I'd rather believe it was true.

I shared your link with other broncos fans and that's when I was informed of the news....

fyi, don't Fap at work. Ha!