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Chris
07-12-2011, 02:07 PM
Figure since there are plenty of CO people you guys might be able to recognise this. Please disregard the copious amounts of masculine hair.

I don't really know how to diagnose this... but I was in canada recently and it could have happened then. Could have been a horse fly too... lots of bites from those. My other fly bites have disappeared.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1764/bited.jpg

Smiling Assassin27
07-12-2011, 02:09 PM
Bed bug.


Stop hangin' around the whores, man. ;)

jhns
07-12-2011, 02:10 PM
This is easy to diagnose..... It means you like dudes.

Blame Canada.

Beantown Bronco
07-12-2011, 02:10 PM
STD

broncocalijohn
07-12-2011, 02:10 PM
I know this is a thread of "Try to help me but at the same time check out my masculine arm hair!" Nice try Chris. You were better off telling us about a girlfriend with no future and a kid or a lost backpack buddy then this scream of attention.

Smiling Assassin27
07-12-2011, 02:12 PM
I know this is a thread of "Try to help me but at the same time check out my masculine arm hair!" Nice try Chris. You were better off telling us about a girlfriend with no future and a kid or a lost backpack buddy then this scream of attention.



Brokeback Bug Bite. ROFL!

Beantown Bronco
07-12-2011, 02:12 PM
I know this is a thread of "Try to help me but at the same time check out my masculine arm hair!" Nice try Chris. You were better off telling us about a girlfriend with no future and a kid or a lost backpack buddy then this scream of attention.

Arm hair? I thought he was showing us one of his nuts....

Chris
07-12-2011, 02:13 PM
I know this is a thread of "Try to help me but at the same time check out my masculine arm hair!" Nice try Chris. You were better off telling us about a girlfriend with no future and a kid or a lost backpack buddy then this scream of attention.

Already PMing MacGruder about a possible alien implant.

This is in fact the area just above my ankle on my leg. I'm only half wolf.

SouthStndJunkie
07-12-2011, 02:14 PM
That looks like a horse or a deer fly bite to me.

OABB
07-12-2011, 02:22 PM
Herpes. How deep was the fist?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-12-2011, 02:24 PM
"Those are balls. You're lookin' at balls."

-Barry Zuckerkorn

Kaylore
07-12-2011, 02:24 PM
You're dying of AIDS.

vancejohnson82
07-12-2011, 02:25 PM
it looks like you have IBS

Chris
07-12-2011, 02:27 PM
Herpes. How deep was the fist?

So you're saying I'm sexy..

Uh oh I really am in danger of making this an attention whore thread. That must be how I got the herpaderps.

tsiguy96
07-12-2011, 02:27 PM
http://www.rls.org/

Los Broncos
07-12-2011, 02:31 PM
I got one of these about two months ago, it was in my skin overnight and I still have a mark where it was.

I thought it was going to be a black hole in my leg forever.

Beantown Bronco
07-12-2011, 02:32 PM
That's it. I'm starting the movement now. Chris = Rev.

Chris
07-12-2011, 02:33 PM
I thought it was going to be a black pole in my leg forever.

zowie!

That's it. I'm starting the movement now. Chris = Rev.

Jesus. That would be some twisted jekyll and hyde ish

Like the guy from ski patrol

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5498/skipatrolguy.jpg

vancejohnson82
07-12-2011, 02:33 PM
I got one of these about two months ago, it was in my skin overnight and I still have a mark where it was.

I thought it was going to be a black hole in my leg forever.

better to have a black hole in your leg after backpacking, then to have a hole in your heart

cmhargrove
07-12-2011, 02:36 PM
That's either MRSA, or a flesh eating bacteria.

OABB
07-12-2011, 02:38 PM
So you're saying I'm sexy..

Uh oh I really am in danger of making this an attention whore thread. That must be how I got the herpaderps.

All joking aside....it looks like a pimple or ingrown hair.

broncosteven
07-12-2011, 02:38 PM
Figure since there are plenty of CO people you guys might be able to recognise this. Please disregard the copious amounts of masculine hair.

I don't really know how to diagnose this... but I was in canada recently and it could have happened then. Could have been a horse fly too... lots of bites from those. My other fly bites have disappeared.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1764/bited.jpg

You sure this isn't porn from the 1970's era USSR?

cmhargrove
07-12-2011, 02:39 PM
Is there a chance you were bitten by a one-fanged Cobra?

Chris
07-12-2011, 02:42 PM
All joking aside....it looks like a pimpke or ingrown hair.

Bless you internet champion, soothsayer, leader of free men.

Los Broncos
07-12-2011, 02:43 PM
better to have a black hole in your leg after backpacking, then to have a hole in your heart

What is that supposed to mean?

Chris
07-12-2011, 02:44 PM
You sure this isn't porn from the 1970's era USSR?

If so then you definitely are what you eat.

Cosmonaut chicks... just saying. KGBanged - another favourite.

elsid13
07-12-2011, 02:45 PM
Bless you internet champion, soothsayer, leader of free men.

You do know he could be just ****ing with you right. Make you feel good now and then let you discover later you have the non treatable Canadian gonorrhea.

Chris
07-12-2011, 02:46 PM
Is there a chance you were bitten by a one-fanged Cobra?

Pretty sure she has two.

Gort
07-12-2011, 02:51 PM
it's ebola.

you'll be dead in 48 hours.

sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Los Broncos
07-12-2011, 02:52 PM
Ticks here can carry Lyme disease, kind of scary.

broncocalijohn
07-12-2011, 03:15 PM
What is that supposed to mean?

He is calling you a big homo, homo.

TheReverend
07-12-2011, 03:21 PM
Nipple/10

IHaveALight
07-12-2011, 03:57 PM
Cut it off with a razor blade.
Rub some aspartame on the wound.
Drink some raw milk.
Call me in the morning.

OABB
07-12-2011, 04:00 PM
Bless you internet champion, soothsayer, leader of free men.

can I use this as my sig?

Chris
07-12-2011, 04:01 PM
I'd sooner wave goodbye to the world than succumb to the sweetness!

http://www.whale.to/w/050406aspartame3.jpg

Archer81
07-12-2011, 04:06 PM
When I was 12 I got a tick on my back and ended up with Lyme Disease...not fun. If it were lyme disease within a week to 10 days you would get a rash around the site of the bite that looks like a bullseye or just a large red oval. If that happens, go to the doctor immediately. ** Edit** Some times no rash appears. If the bite bugs you, get a blood test to check for rocky mountain spotted fever or lyme disease.

On the other hand...it kind of looks like a chigger bite. In which case drown the little ****er in rubbing alcohol so he will back out and you can kill it then.

:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
07-12-2011, 04:37 PM
On the other hand...it kind of looks like a chigger bite. In which case drown the little ****er in rubbing alcohol so he will back out and you can kill it then.

:Broncos:

look you racist. You can call them whatever you want but only blacks that bite would be zombies and we know those are only real in Michael Jackson videos. 2nd, while it could be believable that you can drown one with just a little rubbing alcohol, who would be small enough to bite you, crawl inside of the bite in your leg and then hide out until drowned out?

broncosteven
07-12-2011, 04:54 PM
When I was 12 I got a tick on my back and ended up with Lyme Disease...not fun. If it were lyme disease within a week to 10 days you would get a rash around the site of the bite that looks like a bullseye or just a large red oval. If that happens, go to the doctor immediately. ** Edit** Some times no rash appears. If the bite bugs you, get a blood test to check for rocky mountain spotted fever or lyme disease.

On the other hand...it kind of looks like a chigger bite. In which case drown the little ****er in rubbing alcohol so he will back out and you can kill it then.

:Broncos:

Is that what turned you gay or did you get sucked into it?

Archer81
07-12-2011, 05:00 PM
Is that what turned you gay or did you get sucked into it?


I believe a genetic predisposition coupled with environmental factors present in my mother's womb turned me off of the muff.

As for the tick bite and the subsequent lyme disease, it was the worst summer ever. Blood tests every other day, constant fever and flu like symptoms. I "got over" it the day before school started.

Bull****.

:Broncos:

broncosteven
07-12-2011, 05:07 PM
I believe a genetic predisposition coupled with environmental factors present in my mother's womb turned me off of the muff.

As for the tick bite and the subsequent lyme disease, it was the worst summer ever. Blood tests every other day, constant fever and flu like symptoms. I "got over" it the day before school started.

Bull****.

:Broncos:

When we lived in FL for a year I was allergic to some weed or the grass, it was 20+ years ago and I don't remember, and had to go every week for a shot.

It wasn't the worst summer ever but it did suck, not in the gay way though.

Archer81
07-12-2011, 05:23 PM
When we lived in FL for a year I was allergic to some weed or the grass, it was 20+ years ago and I don't remember, and had to go every week for a shot.

It wasn't the worst summer ever but it did suck, not in the gay way though.


What really blew was being told that while I wont have to worry about lyme disease reoccuring, I will have it in my blood stream and spinal fluid until I die. Apparently its a bacteria that your body can't kill...

Luckily I am not allergic to anything. I could roll around bare assed in a bin of poison ivy and poison oak or poison sumac and I wont break out or show any irritation.

:Broncos:

ozomulsion
07-12-2011, 06:40 PM
That's your nipple dude.

houghtam
07-12-2011, 07:35 PM
Already PMing MacGruder about a possible alien implant.

This is in fact the area just above my ankle on my leg. I'm only half wolf.

Might want to CC Baja in on that PM, just in case.

epicSocialism4tw
07-12-2011, 08:00 PM
Figure since there are plenty of CO people you guys might be able to recognise this. Please disregard the copious amounts of masculine hair.

I don't really know how to diagnose this... but I was in canada recently and it could have happened then. Could have been a horse fly too... lots of bites from those. My other fly bites have disappeared.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1764/bited.jpg

That looks like a bite that you had scratched open, and then scratched the scab off of again. Probably an ant bite.

Its probably not a tick, because a tick doesnt just bite and leave, it embeds itself in your skin and looks a little like a mole.

DenverBrit
07-12-2011, 08:03 PM
Figure since there are plenty of CO people you guys might be able to recognise this. Please disregard the copious amounts of masculine hair.

I don't really know how to diagnose this... but I was in canada recently and it could have happened then. Could have been a horse fly too... lots of bites from those. My other fly bites have disappeared.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1764/bited.jpg

Psst. It's your nipple. ;D

OBF1
07-12-2011, 08:18 PM
My brother is a doctor at UCLA... He said it your penis. Yes it is small, but it is what it is.

Close thread.


Figure since there are plenty of CO people you guys might be able to recognise this. Please disregard the copious amounts of masculine hair.

I don't really know how to diagnose this... but I was in canada recently and it could have happened then. Could have been a horse fly too... lots of bites from those. My other fly bites have disappeared.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1764/bited.jpg

broncosteven
07-12-2011, 08:34 PM
My brother is a doctor at UCLA... He said it your penis. Yes it is small, but it is what it is.

Close thread.

I just hope that if (or should I say when?) Chris gets anal warts he doesn't post pics.

Pony Boy
07-12-2011, 10:20 PM
Cooties

Jay3
07-13-2011, 05:03 AM
<iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j_lBWwMV7jk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Chris
07-13-2011, 10:17 AM
can I use this as my sig?

Let me talk to my lawyer.




Baja, what do you think?