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broncocalijohn
07-11-2011, 11:58 AM
Get down to 7/11 and get your free Slurpee on 7.11 day! Baja doesn't recommend Slurpees because of soda content and probably has Aspartame in it and MacGruber/Gaffney thinks it is a way to kill 5 million of us within days.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/Saving-Money/2011/0711/Free-Slurpee-day-at-7-Eleven

BTW, I didnt know we use air in the slurpees but Canada doesnt. I guess our oxygen is considered a poison.

SouthStndJunkie
07-11-2011, 12:02 PM
Slurpees kick ass....that's one more thing I miss about Colorado.

There is a 7-11 every ten feet....where I live there are 2 and they are both in the hood.

I get Slurpee knock offs at Speedway for .89 cents and they are every bit as good.

The Mountain Dew one is the best in my opinion.

Archer81
07-11-2011, 12:03 PM
Unfortunately the nearest 7-11 is in Colorado Springs...44 miles away.

Oh well.

:Broncos:

vancejohnson82
07-11-2011, 12:05 PM
my ex girlfriend gives out free Slurpees in the 7-11 parking lot every day

Los Broncos
07-11-2011, 12:09 PM
Insted of soda why not go with half lemonade half tea, it's pretty good on a hot day.

bowtown
07-11-2011, 12:12 PM
my ex girlfriend gives out free Slurpees in the 7-11 parking lot every day

She charged me for mine.

OABB
07-11-2011, 12:21 PM
7-11...if you add two, you get 9-11. 2 is the number of freemasons on this board!

It's a conspiracy! now the jews and their mini-nukes are on their way to Tacos house...

Taco, please skip steps 1 and 2 of accepting the truth and get out of your house immediately!

broncocalijohn
07-11-2011, 12:23 PM
Insted of soda why not go with half lemonade half tea, it's pretty good on a hot day.

Dude, dont ruin free slurpee day! But, I always get the Arizona Ice Tea of Palmer's 1/2 Lemonade and 1/2 Ice tea for $.99 for 20 ounces. Great stuff on a hot day!

bronco militia
07-11-2011, 12:33 PM
Unfortunately the nearest 7-11 is in Colorado Springs...44 miles away.

Oh well.

:Broncos:

yeah...and we don't like your kind anyway

Ha!

alkemical
07-11-2011, 12:36 PM
Slurpees kick ass....that's one more thing I miss about Colorado.

There is a 7-11 every ten feet....where I live there are 2 and they are both in the hood.

I get Slurpee knock offs at Speedway for .89 cents and they are every bit as good.

The Mountain Dew one is the best in my opinion.

I was going to say...."uhm, i think all 7-11's have 'em"

Pony Boy
07-11-2011, 12:39 PM
Get down to 7/11 and get your free Slurpee on 7.11 day! Baja doesn't recommend Slurpees because of soda content and probably has Aspartame in it and MacGruber/Gaffney thinks it is a way to kill 5 million of us within days.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/Saving-Money/2011/0711/Free-Slurpee-day-at-7-Eleven

BTW, I didnt know we use air in the slurpees but Canada doesnt. I guess our oxygen is considered a poison.

I'm pretty sure Elusive works at 7-Eleven he said he took an entry level job with an oil company. I could be wrong it might be Citgo or just a local "Hump and Run or Cum and Go".

BroncoMan4ever
07-11-2011, 12:44 PM
my ex girlfriend gives out free Slurpees in the 7-11 parking lot every day

is this why she is your ex?

also is it a first come first served type of thing(pun intended)

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Miss I.
07-11-2011, 12:48 PM
Sadly the nearest 7-11 to me is in Oslo Norway. I think that's a bit far for me to go. I don't recall if I saw any in the Netherlands, but Norway had a lot of them which was rather random I thought.

vancejohnson82
07-11-2011, 01:06 PM
is this why she is your ex?

also is it a first come first served type of thing(pun intended)

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she's a giant hook skwa

its a first come first serve type of deal....but apparently she is charging some people now. Drop Vance's name and you should get the promotional price

Hulamau
07-11-2011, 01:11 PM
Get down to 7/11 and get your free Slurpee on 7.11 day! Baja doesn't recommend Slurpees because of soda content and probably has Aspartame in it and MacGruber/Gaffney thinks it is a way to kill 5 million of us within days.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/Saving-Money/2011/0711/Free-Slurpee-day-at-7-Eleven

BTW, I didnt know we use air in the slurpees but Canada doesnt. I guess our oxygen is considered a poison.

If the Aspertame doesnt get ya, the brain freeze will!

Garcia Bronco
07-11-2011, 01:17 PM
Insted of soda why not go with half lemonade half tea, it's pretty good on a hot day.

You mean an Arnold Palmer Slurpee

broncocalijohn
07-11-2011, 01:19 PM
Actually, Gaffney is in! I just got a PM from him and he stated that he loves going to the 7-11 three towns away and talking it up with the owner, Hammad Mojammed Abdul Jabbar, for hours. Even though Rosensteins Discount Mart is 10 miles closer and cheaper on products, he just can't seem to go there instead.

Los Broncos
07-11-2011, 01:22 PM
You mean an Arnold Palmer Slurpee

Yes that's right, thanks for correcting me on that..I was having a hard time with it.

Smiling Assassin27
07-11-2011, 01:23 PM
I feel obligated to post this:

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worm
07-11-2011, 01:57 PM
Snowballs > Slurpees > Icees.

baja
07-11-2011, 02:33 PM
I make my Slurpees at home. 1 mango (from my back yard) 2 tiny bananas, strawberries, ice and a hand full of Spinach or hand full of Kale. Blend in VitaMix. Very very tasty

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-11-2011, 02:50 PM
I'm pretty sure Elusive works at 7-Eleven he said he took an entry level job with an oil company. I could be wrong it might be Citgo or just a local "Hump and Run or Cum and Go".

Should I be paying rent for the space I'm taking up in your head? My goodness, I own you.

I'll be heading to 7-11 today... to get my free Slurpee. Looking forward to it, and thanks for the reminder.

Pony Boy
07-11-2011, 02:58 PM
Should I be paying rent for the space I'm taking up in your head? My goodness, I own you.

I'll be heading to 7-11 today... to get my free Slurpee. Looking forward to it, and thanks for the reminder.

No, you don't need to pay me I enjoy it, I just bait the trap and wait for you to fall in ........ROFL!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-11-2011, 03:04 PM
No, you don't need to pay me I enjoy it, I just bait the trap and wait for you to fall in ........ROFL!

Your break from Kinko's is over, copyboy. Better put your apron on and get back to work. People need their 350 copies on canary yellow.

broncocalijohn
07-11-2011, 04:09 PM
My local 7 -11 ran out of the free cups. Probably only stocked 10 of them.

Jay3
07-11-2011, 04:13 PM
Snowballs > Slurpees > Icees.

Slurpee and ICEE are the same thing. Icee came first. When Icee licensed the product to 7-11 in the 1960's, it was agreed to market it under a special name at 7-11's only.

worm
07-11-2011, 04:37 PM
Slurpee and ICEE are the same thing. Icee came first. When Icee licensed the product to 7-11 in the 1960's, it was agreed to market it under a special name at 7-11's only.

Give me a blind taste test and I could tell you the difference every time.

baja
07-11-2011, 04:39 PM
Give me a blind taste test and I could tell you the difference every time.

can you taste aspertame

SoCalBronco
07-11-2011, 08:09 PM
Actually, Gaffney is in! I just got a PM from him and he stated that he loves going to the 7-11 three towns away and talking it up with the owner, Hammad Mojammed Abdul Jabbar, for hours. Even though Rosensteins Discount Mart is 10 miles closer and cheaper on products, he just can't seem to go there instead.

:rofl:

epicSocialism4tw
07-11-2011, 08:16 PM
Insted of soda why not go with half lemonade half tea, it's pretty good on a hot day.

That's called an "Arnold Palmer", and it would probably be a great mix for your backpack trips. :thumbsup:

epicSocialism4tw
07-11-2011, 08:20 PM
I'm pretty sure Elusive works at 7-Eleven he said he took an entry level job with an oil company. I could be wrong it might be Citgo or just a local "Hump and Run or Cum and Go".

I used to drive by this place all the time back in the day: http://www.yelp.com/biz/squirt-wipe-and-go-fort-worth

Chris
07-11-2011, 08:46 PM
I make my Slurpees at home. 1 mango (from my back yard) 2 tiny bananas, strawberries, ice and a hand full of Spinach or hand full of Kale. Blend in VitaMix. Very very tasty

sounds fresh baja... baja fresh...

Los Broncos
07-11-2011, 09:15 PM
That's called an "Arnold Palmer", and it would probably be a great mix for your backpack trips. :thumbsup:

Thanks, I had no idea what it was called.

And my backpacking trips are pretty much over at this point, not safe to go alone.

DBroncos4life
07-11-2011, 09:18 PM
I just made a glass of chocolate milk straight from my amish neighbor's house. So far no feds.

HAT
07-11-2011, 09:27 PM
Thanks, I had no idea what it was called.

And my backpacking trips are pretty much over at this point, not safe to go alone.

Too many 'snakes' ?

Los Broncos
07-11-2011, 09:30 PM
Too many 'snakes' ?

No, just never a good idea to go alone.

I could go on a one nighter and be okay.

Blueflame
07-11-2011, 09:37 PM
No, just never a good idea to go alone.

I could go on a one nighter and be okay.

Yeah, I saw one of those "I Shouldn't Be Alive" shows about a hiker or climber or something... who went out alone and broke his leg and barely survived the ordeal 'cause nobody knew where he'd gone and there was no one there to help him or even go for help.

Los Broncos
07-11-2011, 09:41 PM
Yeah, I saw one of those "I Shouldn't Be Alive" shows about a hiker or climber or something... who went out alone and broke his leg and barely survived the ordeal 'cause nobody knew where he'd gone and there was no one there to help him or even go for help.

Seen that too, but where I go is pretty local and not to bad.

But anything can happen, plus it's pretty well populated with hikers and campers.

That One Guy
07-11-2011, 09:42 PM
No, just never a good idea to go alone.

I could go on a one nighter and be okay.

Tough call. After the things we learned about your buddy in the last week, you may be safer without him and never even knew it. There's some things more valuable than safety and one of those things is being able to look your wife in the eye after a hiking trip and knowing your manhood's sanctity has not been violated.

Los Broncos
07-11-2011, 09:47 PM
Tough call. After the things we learned about your buddy in the last week, you may be safer without him and never even knew it. There's some things more valuable than safety and one of those things is being able to look your wife in the eye after a hiking trip and knowing your manhood's sanctity has not been violated.

He cut his hand pretty bad screwing around with his knife on the last trip.

If it had been any worse we would of be screwed 2 hours out.

Miss I.
07-11-2011, 09:52 PM
He cut his hand pretty bad screwing around with his knife on the last trip.

If it had been any worse we would of be screwed 2 hours out.

Dude, just saw 127 hours (yes I know it's been out while) so yeah be careful on those solo trips and tell someone where you are going or you might have to cut your own arm off (and if its the "special" arm, well that would really be bad). ;D

Los Broncos
07-11-2011, 09:55 PM
Dude, just saw 127 hours (yes I know it's been out while) so yeah be careful on those solo trips and tell someone where you are going or you might have to cut your own arm off (and if its the "special" arm, well that would really be bad). ;D

:rofl: I use either hand honey, I learned that pretty young.

Archer81
07-11-2011, 09:57 PM
:rofl: I use either hand honey, I learned that pretty young.


Then "the stranger" is not that strange...


:Broncos:

That One Guy
07-11-2011, 09:59 PM
Then "the stranger" is not that strange...


:Broncos:

Uhh... yeah...

Two strangers make a threesome.

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?... Two chicks at once" becomes "What would you do if you realized you were gonna be minimum wage or middle management for the rest of your life?... Duh, the double stranger" and we're all happy.

Rigs11
07-11-2011, 10:09 PM
Bunch of free loading welfare slurpee recipients!what is wrong with this country?

That One Guy
07-11-2011, 10:12 PM
Bunch of free loading welfare slurpee recipients!what is wrong with this country?

Someone on my FB complained that when they got there to get their slurpee, they had just run out of cups for the free ones. If she'd complained about having her free slurpee taken away and the injustice of it all, you'd be right.

Archer81
07-11-2011, 10:18 PM
Bunch of free loading welfare slurpee recipients!what is wrong with this country?


Perhaps the president can hire a czar to investigate it and then declare free slurpees a human right.

It's social justice, afterall.


:Broncos:

Rigs11
07-11-2011, 10:41 PM
Perhaps the president can hire a czar to investigate it and then declare free slurpees a human right.

It's social justice, afterall.


:Broncos:

Or we could just give 711 some tax cuts so they could create more slurpees!:strong:

Archer81
07-11-2011, 10:56 PM
Or we could just give 711 some tax cuts so they could create more slurpees!:strong:


Or we could borrow a trillion dollars to repave roads and highways that get people to 7/11s and then hire more federal employees to make sure slurpees remain free...


:Broncos:

That One Guy
07-11-2011, 11:02 PM
Waaaaiiiiiiittt... I think this is a subtle threadjack and we just didn't notice it. Sneaky, sneaky...

broncocalijohn
07-11-2011, 11:13 PM
Well, after 12 midnight the Slurpee special would be over and you guys can hijack it anyway you like. Maybe even have a "Who is MacGruber and is he really Baja?" question and answer session.

baja
07-11-2011, 11:24 PM
Exactly what any good drug dealer would do;

Give you shiit away for free at first all the while knowing the return on inicial investment will be great.

alkemical
07-12-2011, 06:15 AM
Exactly what any good drug dealer would do;

Give you shiit away for free at first all the while knowing the return on inicial investment will be great.

Where's my sugar fix!?!

Rigs11
07-12-2011, 08:31 AM
Or we could borrow a trillion dollars to repave roads and highways that get people to 7/11s and then hire more federal employees to make sure slurpees remain free...


:Broncos:

or we could spend a trillion dollars in a foreing country and call them democracy slurpees...

epicSocialism4tw
07-12-2011, 09:46 AM
Thanks, I had no idea what it was called.

And my backpacking trips are pretty much over at this point, not safe to go alone.

Blart would probably accompany you on some trips.

baja
07-12-2011, 09:48 AM
Thanks, I had no idea what it was called.

And my backpacking trips are pretty much over at this point, not safe to go alone.

That's pretty sad. Why is that so?

That One Guy
07-12-2011, 12:05 PM
That's pretty sad. Why is that so?

Did you miss the Brokeback Backpack (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=98709)?

Los Broncos
07-12-2011, 12:48 PM
That's pretty sad. Why is that so?

No one to go with, not good to go alone.