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Gort
07-08-2011, 03:40 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Joe-Flacco-makes-his-wife-play-center-in-a-weddi?urn=nfl-wp3225

i think you can all provide your own jokes. my work here is done. ;)

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/ad/ada94e5aca90339ee7d3e7ed7025341b/joe_flacco_makes_his_wife_play_center_in_a_wedding _photo.jpg

enjolras
07-08-2011, 03:43 PM
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2010-10/57074604.jpg

So uhm... nice sideburns? *shrug*

MacGruder
07-08-2011, 03:46 PM
Is the marriage at a prison?

Pontius Pirate
07-08-2011, 03:49 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2348/2192574457_fe2d21441e.jpg

Chris
07-08-2011, 03:51 PM
http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/american-psycho.jpg

broncocalijohn
07-08-2011, 04:12 PM
Can anyone photoshop Bert from Sesame Street on the first pic? Personally, I think it is a great picture. Wife is center and he can take a delay of game while waiting for the football if he so choses.

Los Broncos
07-08-2011, 05:13 PM
Is the marriage at a prison?

Or at a Raider game.

SouthStndJunkie
07-08-2011, 05:17 PM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL637/2498345/22431097/397387175.jpg

Lestat
07-08-2011, 07:57 PM
well she's gonna do it every night anyways so he may as well show everyone what's in his future.

Man-Goblin
07-08-2011, 08:29 PM
In the wedding album, I would subtitle it either "Ace Formation" or "Cutting the Cake".

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
07-08-2011, 08:34 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Joe-Flacco-makes-his-wife-play-center-in-a-weddi?urn=nfl-wp3225

i think you can all provide your own jokes. my work here is done. ;)

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/ad/ada94e5aca90339ee7d3e7ed7025341b/joe_flacco_makes_his_wife_play_center_in_a_wedding _photo.jpg

This is one wierd gangbang porno.

TheReverend
07-08-2011, 08:50 PM
http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Joe-Flacco-Wedding-Photos-300x300.jpg

http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Joe-Flacco-Wedding-Photos-03.jpg

http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Joe-Flacco-Wedding-Photos-01.jpg

http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Joe-Flacco-Wedding-Photos-08.jpg


I'm confident that once he's done counting his money and getting ready for his big pay day and banging his hot new bride, he will weep over the comments on that photo.

Mogulseeker
07-08-2011, 08:52 PM
His wife is tini.

Carmelo15
07-08-2011, 08:53 PM
I'm confident that once he's done counting his money and getting ready for his big pay day and banging his hot new bride, he will weep over the comments on that photo.

She's not that hot

broncosteven
07-08-2011, 08:56 PM
These would be so much better with Brady Quinn or Orton in them going down on each other.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-08-2011, 09:14 PM
Lollipop guild.

epicSocialism4tw
07-08-2011, 11:44 PM
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2010-10/57074604.jpg

So uhm... nice sideburns? *shrug*

Its the Italian Vanilla Ice.


That girl on the left is wearing a bad wig.

ghwk
07-08-2011, 11:59 PM
well she's gonna do it every night anyways so he may as well show everyone what's in his future.

LOL you aren't married are you. :welcome:

SonOfLe-loLang
07-09-2011, 12:14 AM
Its the Italian Vanilla Ice.


That girl on the left is wearing a bad wig.

We all realize thats clearly some like jersey shore themed party, right? Sometimes i cant tell when people are being sarcastic here.

Archer81
07-09-2011, 12:24 AM
Dude in the middle looks like he got it in there for a little surprise butt secks at least judging by HER expression!


And his. That is the AHA! SUCCESS! face all men have.


:Broncos:

TheReverend
07-09-2011, 05:35 AM
We all realize thats clearly some like jersey shore themed party, right? Sometimes i cant tell when people are being sarcastic here.

^ This. It was a Halloween party...

GoBroncos DownUnder
07-09-2011, 05:46 AM
And his. That is the AHA! SUCCESS! face all men have.

Back when I was a teenager we used to say "Any hole is a goal!"
... Wish the Broncos RB's knew that saying! (insert Travis Henry joke here!)Hilarious!

That One Guy
07-09-2011, 06:18 AM
She's not that hot

LOL you aren't married are you. :welcome:

Exactly the two things I was thinking.

Steve Prefontaine
07-09-2011, 06:31 AM
She's not that hot

Yeah, she's gross. Pointy elbows. Too fit.

That One Guy
07-09-2011, 06:35 AM
Yeah, she's gross. Pointy elbows. Too fit.

I'm not refusing a threeway with her and my wife if she begs us but she's also not the kind of girl NFL stars pull, either.

Beantown Bronco
07-09-2011, 06:47 AM
It still mystifies me when young, rich, famous people get married.

Carmelo15
07-09-2011, 08:59 AM
Yeah, she's gross. Pointy elbows. Too fit.

I never said she was gross. Just not that hot. She's pretty average though. Definitely not something myself, much less a starting NFL QB should ever marry

Gort
07-09-2011, 09:14 AM
I never said she was gross. Just not that hot. She's pretty average though. Definitely not something myself, much less a starting NFL QB should ever marry

who knows... maybe she can suck a watermelon through a garden hose.

here's some useless trivia for you guys. Joe Flacco is the starting QB for the Baltimore Ravens. his brother Mike was drafted by the Baltimore Orioles and is currently at their single A affiliate.

vancejohnson82
07-09-2011, 09:22 AM
Maryland....all we do is crab cakes and football!

Mr. Elway
07-09-2011, 10:13 AM
I never said she was gross. Just not that hot. She's pretty average though. Definitely not something myself, much less a starting NFL QB should ever marry

There is another school of thought on marriage than the one you are describing, FYI (and its success rate is a lot better).

epicSocialism4tw
07-09-2011, 11:10 AM
We all realize thats clearly some like jersey shore themed party, right? Sometimes i cant tell when people are being sarcastic here.

It didn't deserve that much thought.

worm
07-09-2011, 11:26 AM
There is another school of thought on marriage than the one you are describing, FYI (and its success rate is a lot better).

Exactly.

epicSocialism4tw
07-09-2011, 11:35 AM
There is another school of thought on marriage than the one you are describing, FYI (and its success rate is a lot better).

There is a proverb on this that everyone should read and give a second thought.

If a trophy wife is what a person wants, then they better be willing to have a pretty messed up marriage. They can work out, but its awkward.

THE719!
07-09-2011, 04:10 PM
That wont be the last time he is bending her over like that.... and every 5 seconds he will call an audible

Jay3
07-10-2011, 09:42 AM
There is a proverb on this that everyone should read and give a second thought.

If a trophy wife is what a person wants, then they better be willing to have a pretty messed up marriage. They can work out, but its awkward.

For a minute I thought "Most un-catchy proverb ever."

But I guess you're referring to some proverb not in your post.

Carmelo15
07-10-2011, 11:56 AM
There is another school of thought on marriage than the one you are describing, FYI (and its success rate is a lot better).

But the two are not mutually exclusive. I'm not saying I just want a trophy wife. You can still marry someone that's both a good person AND smokin hot. So its not really an either/or argument. They do exist. Are they rare? Yes of course, all the more reason to marry one!

epicSocialism4tw
07-10-2011, 11:58 AM
For a minute I thought "Most un-catchy proverb ever."

But I guess you're referring to some proverb not in your post.

Ha!

Nah, I was referring to Proverbs 31:30.

I think that the scholar who woud translate hebrew into "trophy wife" and "messed up" would be fired. ;)

A woman with a pure spirit is made all the more beautiful by the light in their eyes. An intelligent woman is made much more beautiful by their quickness of wit. A dumb woman with alot of make-up on is still going to be dumb when that make-up gets hung up in wrinkles and then she wants you to pay to get them pulled back because she can't pay for it herself because she doesn't work because she needs to be able to go have cocktails with her friends while all of their husbands are at work.

El Minion
07-10-2011, 02:10 PM
http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Joe-Flacco-Wedding-Photos-03.jpg



This photo of her reminds me of this one.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l5XN_C_0Q-c/TfqP34Wuv2I/AAAAAAAAA4c/1QR4B5BmqFs/s1600/newt-gingrich-and-callista-gingrich.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
07-10-2011, 02:30 PM
This photo of her reminds me of this one.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l5XN_C_0Q-c/TfqP34Wuv2I/AAAAAAAAA4c/1QR4B5BmqFs/s1600/newt-gingrich-and-callista-gingrich.jpg

http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hillary-clinton.jpg