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Los Broncos
07-05-2011, 09:05 PM
So, I have a buddy at work that I go backpacking with and we had a blast this past weekend.

On the way home were talking about our next trip coming up.

He said it sounded like I didn't want go, I snapped back at him but didn't mean too.

Like I was angry about it but sometimes I dont think before I speak, next day at work he doesn't even say a word to me like I'm not even there.

I apologized to him, but it seems like he's pretty pissed.

Think he gets over it or doesn't want anything tdo with me?

Dr. Broncenstein
07-05-2011, 09:19 PM
Most humans use verbal interaction as the most helpful tool in this setting. But not me... I use telepathy followed by symbolic gestures (like a dead fish in a newspaper / bullet proof vest combo) in the event of telepathic failure.

Mogulseeker
07-05-2011, 09:24 PM
^ Hahaha

Itt'l pass, dude.

Pony Boy
07-05-2011, 09:24 PM
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Los Broncos
07-05-2011, 09:43 PM
^ Hahaha

Itt'l pass, dude.

Even if I'm being ignored?

Los Broncos
07-05-2011, 09:44 PM
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ROFL!

NUB
07-05-2011, 09:46 PM
Time heals all bromances.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-05-2011, 09:47 PM
Even if I'm being ignored?

This is what women do. Maybe you should cup check your friend to make sure you are dealing with the appropriate gender. If your friend is actually female, this is normal behavior and you will never be totally forgiven.

Los Broncos
07-05-2011, 09:50 PM
This is what women do. Maybe you should cup check your friend to make sure you are dealing with the appropriate gender. If your friend is actually female, this is normal behavior and you will never be totally forgiven.

Lol, maybe he thinks I'm a negative person and doesn't want to be around me? Guess we'll see...

DBroncos4life
07-05-2011, 10:15 PM
Send flowers :peace:

HAT
07-05-2011, 10:18 PM
Ask him to go hiking in Myrtle Beach.

vancejohnson82
07-05-2011, 10:21 PM
at first I was wondering whether this was a romantic thing (not that there's anything wrong with that)

but now, its kind of like, ummmmm....who cares?

would you rather hang out with him and wonder about your 'energy level?' or your amount of negativity?

****, when me and my friends hang out we are completely negatitive because thats the time we get it out

Archer81
07-05-2011, 10:23 PM
So, 1. I have a buddy at work that I go backpacking with and we had a blast this past weekend.

On the way home were talking about our next trip coming up.

He said it sounded like I didn't want go, I snapped back at him but didn't mean too.

Like I was angry about it but sometimes I dont think before I speak, next day at work he doesn't even say a word to me like I'm not even there.

I apologized to him, but it seems like he's pretty pissed.

2. Think he gets over it or doesn't want anything tdo with me?

Straight people are so odd. Anyhoo...

1. I've seen this movie. Mambo Italiano...

2. Im guessing this guy is at the very most a best friend, very least just a friend? Either way give it a few days, then talk to him about it or go grab a beer or something.

If I didnt know any better it sounds like you two are dating. No offense meant.

:Broncos:

SoCalBronco
07-05-2011, 10:24 PM
Ask him to go hiking in Myrtle Beach.

Winner.

cutthemdown
07-05-2011, 10:29 PM
You should be able to just say sorry I am an asshole sometimes but I dig backpacking with you. Let's go smoke one and throw down a beer. Problem solved. If that doesn't work not much you can do. I would be surprised though if anyone held a grudge over that. LOL by him a canteen or something and make up. Maybe some snake repellant, something.

Archer81
07-05-2011, 10:32 PM
Im starting to think "buddy from work" is a euphemism for surprise buttseks.

I stick with my original advice, however. Give him a few days to calm the f down, then hug it out. Nude, if you prefer that. No judgements.

:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
07-05-2011, 10:35 PM
Im starting to think "buddy from work" is a euphemism for surprise buttseks.

I stick with my original advice, however. Give him a few days to calm the f down, then hug it out. Nude, if you prefer that. No judgements.

:Broncos:

Heh... Brokeback Backpack.

Archer81
07-05-2011, 10:38 PM
Heh... Brokeback Backpack.


from the director of Brokeback Mountain comes...

Brokeback Backpack. When "fishing with a buddy" no longer satisfies...In theaters August 17...


:Broncos:

The Joker
07-05-2011, 10:44 PM
Just send him this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvkKoDiC4zc&feature=related

ICON
07-05-2011, 11:38 PM
Take a girl next time.

maher_tyler
07-05-2011, 11:55 PM
This is what women do. Maybe you should cup check your friend to make sure you are dealing with the appropriate gender. If your friend is actually female, this is normal behavior and you will never be totally forgiven.

This!

cutthemdown
07-06-2011, 12:12 AM
Well Ramblin buddy you sort of asked for this one lol? Brokeback Backpack lol, classic. I've seen Adam with chicks! I can confirm he has one, I met her! lol.

Br0nc0Buster
07-06-2011, 12:47 AM
ahh "backpacking", so thats what they call it these days

epicSocialism4tw
07-06-2011, 01:24 AM
Walk by quietly, and without a word, initiate the following.

Pat him on the butt and tell him "good game".

Use the baseball open-hand bro butt slap technique. No cupping. Be sure not to make eye contact. Adjust the boxers, hack up a lugie, and spit in the nearest trash can nonchalantly. All in stride, and with an aire of indifferent spontenaiety.

Archer81
07-06-2011, 01:26 AM
Walk by quietly, and without a word, initiate the following.

Pat him on the butt and tell him "good game".

Use the baseball open-hand bro butt slap technique. No cupping. Be sure not to make eye contact. Adjust the boxers, hack up a lugie, and spit in the nearest trash can nonchalantly. All in stride, and with an aire of indifferent spontenaiety.

In some circles that's code for "meet me in the break room in 10 minutes."

Or so I have heard...


:Broncos:

Chris
07-06-2011, 07:09 AM
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Beantown Bronco
07-06-2011, 07:17 AM
Here's some footage of Ramblin' and his buddy "backpacking"

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HorseHead
07-06-2011, 07:22 AM
if you move here, you can marry him...I have the number for a great wedding singer...call me...

Pony Boy
07-06-2011, 07:38 AM
When he goes on break follow him into the restroom and make sure you're in the stall next to him and tap your foot three times, that should get thing back on track.....

ghwk
07-06-2011, 08:23 AM
When he goes on break follow him into the restroom and make sure you're in the stall next to him and tap your foot three times, that should get thing back on track.....

And remember to have a wide stance. ROFL!

alkemical
07-06-2011, 09:47 AM
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Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 10:01 AM
He is avoiding me at all cost today, oh well chalk it up to a life lesson

Maybe after I get over this depression I can get along with other people.

Pony Boy
07-06-2011, 10:25 AM
He is avoiding me at all cost today, oh well chalk it up to a life lesson

Maybe after I get over this depression I can get along with other people.

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That One Guy
07-06-2011, 10:28 AM
He is avoiding me at all cost today, oh well chalk it up to a life lesson

Maybe after I get over this depression I can get along with other people.

You're either not serious with the "friend" label or the "depression". I've never heard of anyone going into full blown depression because a friend was mad at them. This saga is GF material, not hiking buddy material.

Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 10:32 AM
You're either not serious with the "friend" label or the "depression". I've never heard of anyone going into full blown depression because a friend was mad at them. This saga is GF material, not hiking buddy material.

I'm dealing with depression, maybe that has something to do with me snapping or getting upset for nothing.

People dont like to be around people like that.

underrated29
07-06-2011, 10:41 AM
I'm dealing with depression, maybe that has something to do with me snapping or getting upset for nothing.

People dont like to be around people like that.



Hell I wouldnt want to be around a person like your friend. One little thing, and they take it further down the poop shoot then elton john. Forget it. Unless you told him you were porking his girl I think your friend is a vagina.

And honestly you are acting like one too. Like said before. This is something women do.

Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 11:01 AM
Hell I wouldnt want to be around a person like your friend. One little thing, and they take it further down the poop shoot then elton john. Forget it. Unless you told him you were porking his girl I think your friend is a vagina.

And honestly you are acting like one too. Like said before. This is something women do.

I agree, but I think it's happen before so this is kind of the final straw.

Thanks for your opinion, I was just trying to get it off my chest.

broncocalijohn
07-06-2011, 11:31 AM
Even if I'm being ignored?

Sounds like a jilted love scenario for him. If you bring Franny around him, you will be murdered the next day. Hopefully, he wont stick you in his trunk for a month and party at the Boom Boom Room while you are decomposing.

Archer81
07-06-2011, 11:37 AM
I agree, but I think it's happen before so this is kind of the final straw.

Thanks for your opinion, I was just trying to get it off my chest.


Give him a few days. Then try to talk to him about it. If the relationship is important to you, ride out the wall of silence and let him chill the f out.

Then the next time you go camping, bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. I kid. Them's just jokes...

:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
07-06-2011, 11:46 AM
^^^ I think we need a photoshop of Adam and some random gay looking dude to replace Heath and Jake on the Brokeback Mountain poster.

broncosteven
07-06-2011, 01:34 PM
I'm dealing with depression, maybe that has something to do with me snapping or getting upset for nothing.

People dont like to be around people like that.

Adam,

It sounds like you are out living life, backpacking, have a Girl friend, work etc...

Life is hard for everyone, I know depression is a tough thing for a lot of people but from what you share here and the time I met you at a tailgate it seems like you have a lot of things going for you. Focus on those and don't dwell on the past or things you can't change. Live and learn.

The Brokeback backpack is EPIC, you should update the thread title!

Find someone else to backpack with and let the other dude's vag heal up!

Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 01:45 PM
Adam,

It sounds like you are out living life, backpacking, have a Girl friend, work etc...

Life is hard for everyone, I know depression is a tough thing for a lot of people but from what you share here and the time I met you at a tailgate it seems like you have a lot of things going for you. Focus on those and don't dwell on the past or things you can't change. Live and learn.

The Brokeback backpack is EPIC, you should update the thread title!

Find someone else to backpack with and let the other dude's vag heal up!

I have a lot going on, work, girlfriend, backpacking etc...

I just need to get **** in order then worry about the rest later.

Updating thread title.

Taco John
07-06-2011, 01:51 PM
So, I have a buddy at work that I go backpacking with and we had a blast this past weekend.

On the way home were talking about our next trip coming up.

He said it sounded like I didn't want go, I snapped back at him but didn't mean too.

Like I was angry about it but sometimes I dont think before I speak, next day at work he doesn't even say a word to me like I'm not even there.

I apologized to him, but it seems like he's pretty pissed.

Think he gets over it or doesn't want anything tdo with me?


Without knowing what words were exchanged, and what you said in particular, nobody can really give you any valuable advice.

Tombstone RJ
07-06-2011, 01:54 PM
Quit hanging out with Sandy Vagina, problem fixed.

Chris
07-06-2011, 01:56 PM
Looks like he was a sandy vagina to begin with until your fire and lightning turned him into a glassy vagina.

jhns
07-06-2011, 02:00 PM
Did you try sending flowers yet?

broncosteven
07-06-2011, 02:00 PM
I have a lot going on, work, girlfriend, backpacking etc...

I just need to get **** in order then worry about the rest later.

Updating thread title.

Having a lot going on is a good thing, if you never left your place and had no friends then I would start to worry. Make another friend and get the rest of what you want in order, and don't worry about the rest.

My life was totally screwed due to a car accident, I am just glad it wasn't worse and I am happy when I can do what little I can, now had my daughter been hurt (she was in the car with me) I would likely be a basket case. I have learned that it is best to do what you can and don't worry what others think, **** em. Learn from your mistakes, adapt, and move on.

Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 02:05 PM
Did you try sending flowers yet?

No, but I'm working up a jar of sand to send.

That One Guy
07-06-2011, 03:29 PM
No, but I'm working up a jar of sand to send.

You send the empty jar - he can provide all the sand.

broncocalijohn
07-06-2011, 03:35 PM
Adam, for someone feeling a tad depressed, you are taking it with great humor. You just have to laugh it off sometimes. Many people would be upset if they were getting ripped on (and that includes a few here) like this. Keep the sense of humor and blow it off. "Off" not equalling your backpack buddy.

Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 03:37 PM
You send the empty jar - he can provide all the sand.

:rofl:

Dr. Broncenstein
07-06-2011, 03:43 PM
Ask him why he wishes to quit you.

Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 03:49 PM
Ask him why he wishes to quit you.

Because I'm too abrasive.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-06-2011, 03:51 PM
Because I'm too abrasive.

Nothing a little spit wont take care of.

Los Broncos
07-06-2011, 03:51 PM
Nothing a little spit wont take care of.

Spit and shine.

broncocalijohn
07-06-2011, 03:52 PM
Nothing a little aspartame wont take care of.


Fixed it for you. It is like the new ambien but much cleaner in the basement.

Chris
07-06-2011, 03:54 PM
smokestack snackpack.

Bronco Vixen
07-06-2011, 04:02 PM
This is what women do. Maybe you should cup check your friend to make sure you are dealing with the appropriate gender. If your friend is actually female, this is normal behavior and you will never be totally forgiven.

Almost entirely inaccurate.

If a woman were involved in any of this:

1) His very first sentence would be invalidated secondary to incessant complaints of various discomforts throughout said weekend.

2) Extremely unlikely that silence would be involved at any point.

3) Much more likely:
a) an hysterical overreaction to your snapping followed by
b) in-depth “processing” of every sentence uttered over the entire weekend all pointing to some deeper hidden meaning
c) a complete inability to heed any semblance of rationality provided by you as a potential solution
d) a flurry of messages (see also emotional nonsequitors), followed closely by
e) a completely normal message referencing none of the past events behaving as if nothing ever occurred in the first place
f) an eventual “apology” likely including a reference or two to menstruation

and finally, the only accurate point of Dr. Bronc's original indictment:

g) weeks, months, and perhaps years of laying in wait, only to perfectly insert this unforgivable transgression into some completely unrelated argument as evidence for the current conflict.

Mogulseeker
07-06-2011, 04:42 PM
ahh "backpacking", so thats what they call it these days

Hilarious!

vancejohnson82
07-06-2011, 05:20 PM
first of all, BroncoVixen NAILED IT!!!

second of all, whenever I'm depressed I just make toast in my bathtub and let the worries dry on by

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 11:38 AM
So now it looks likes he's switching his lunch around to avoid me all together.

It's funny now, I mean I didn't bone his wife or kill his parents.

rugbythug
07-07-2011, 11:48 AM
So now it looks likes he's switching his lunch around to avoid me all together.

It's funny now, I mean I didn't bone his wife or kill his parents.

Yet

Gutless Drunk
07-07-2011, 11:48 AM
28790

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 11:51 AM
Screw it, cut my losses, go on my own trips.

Thanks for all the comments.

broncocalijohn
07-07-2011, 11:54 AM
Of course you are going on your own trips. Who at your work wants to go with a psycho?

broncocalijohn
07-07-2011, 11:56 AM
Btw, who was he in the rattlesnake video? Repost it here so we can see if he is the pansy.

vancejohnson82
07-07-2011, 12:01 PM
go backpacking by yourself on acid next time

That One Guy
07-07-2011, 12:30 PM
So now it looks likes he's switching his lunch around to avoid me all together.

It's funny now, I mean I didn't bone his wife or kill his parents.

That sounds so retarded it's almost hard to believe. Grown men don't really do this, do they?

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 12:41 PM
That sounds so retarded it's almost hard to believe. Grown men don't really do this, do they?

It seems like it, he's acting like I'm not even here.

I mean we work in the same place for **** sake.

DomCasual
07-07-2011, 12:54 PM
Have you thought about buying him an Air Supply CD?

vancejohnson82
07-07-2011, 12:57 PM
this is so strange.....what kind of an office do you work in?

That One Guy
07-07-2011, 12:58 PM
this is so strange.....what kind of an office do you work in?

I'm gonna guess nail salon.

GreatBronco16
07-07-2011, 01:02 PM
Is this even for real or you just messing with us?

Archer81
07-07-2011, 01:02 PM
Well, the only advice I can give is this...

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:Broncos:

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 01:03 PM
this is so strange.....what kind of an office do you work in?

Consumer services for a FB 500 company.

epicSocialism4tw
07-07-2011, 01:32 PM
go backpacking by yourself on acid next time

Double and triple rainbows await.

epicSocialism4tw
07-07-2011, 01:34 PM
So now it looks likes he's switching his lunch around to avoid me all together.

It's funny now, I mean I didn't bone his wife or kill his parents.

Seriously, man. It sounds like this dude thought that this was all "on the down low" and you didn't get the hint.

Without further explanation, that's all I can come up with. Ha!

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 01:36 PM
Seriously, man. It sounds like this dude thought that this was all "on the down low" and you didn't get the hint.

Without further explanation, that's all I can come up with. Ha!

Yeah strange, I'm kind of a negative person, maybe he doesn't want to be around that.

Tombstone RJ
07-07-2011, 01:51 PM
I really, really wanna know what you said to him in the car. I need details. Whatever you did, its good stuff. This guy is avoiding you like your a zombie, this could be useful info. We all have one of those friends who bugs the crap out of us and we'd just as well be rid of the person.

Apparently, you have way of putting up a permanent barrier. Please share.

epicSocialism4tw
07-07-2011, 01:52 PM
Yeah strange, I'm kind of a negative person, maybe he doesn't want to be around that.

Well, you can always say youre sorry if you said something that offended him or wore on him. If he accepts it, cool. If not, take it as a learning experience and move on. No big deal.

But really, if you are an Eeyore-type, sometimes that can make hanging out difficult. Most people just want loose, easy relationships with their acquaintances. No biggie, its just the way things are. Nothing personal with you.

It helps if you just keep a lighter attitude. Not just towards others, but toward yourself as well. Don't beat yourself up over things. Everyone makes mistakes. Those sound like cliches, but there is truth to them. If you don't like who you are, you can change that. Take small steps toward the things that you want yourself to be. Don't put too much pressure on yourself by expecting huge results right away. Understand that its gradual and that it takes time, and that that's alright.

Anyway. Are you a spiritual person?

Cmac821
07-07-2011, 01:57 PM
Anyway. Are you a spiritual person?

it's a trap!

vancejohnson82
07-07-2011, 01:59 PM
Yeah strange, I'm kind of a negative person, maybe he doesn't want to be around that.

I think you would literally have to **** in my Cheerios for me to switch my lunch and avoid you like you're describing....

if you are a negative person and its part of your personality you have to learn to use it as a vehicle for humor...i talk about my lack of money, my inability to please women in bed, my ****ty apartment and overall lack of contribution to society all the time around people but I make it funny. It makes other people feel good about themselves

just a suggestion

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 02:01 PM
Well, you can always say youre sorry if you said something that offended him or wore on him. If he accepts it, cool. If not, take it as a learning experience and move on. No big deal.

But really, if you are an Eeyore-type, sometimes that can make hanging out difficult. Most people just want loose, easy relationships with their acquaintances. No biggie, its just the way things are. Nothing personal with you.

It helps if you just keep a lighter attitude. Not just towards others, but toward yourself as well. Don't beat yourself up over things. Everyone makes mistakes. Those sound like cliches, but there is truth to them. If you don't like who you are, you can change that. Take small steps toward the things that you want yourself to be. Don't put too much pressure on yourself by expecting huge results right away. Understand that its gradual and that it takes time, and that that's alright.

Anyway. Are you a spiritual person?

I already said sorry for anything I might have said or reacted to anything he said.

And no I am not spiritual.

I'm just moving on at this point, I have other things going on.

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 02:02 PM
it's a trap!

ROFL!

epicSocialism4tw
07-07-2011, 02:08 PM
I already said sorry for anything I might have said or reacted to anything he said.

And no I am not spiritual.

I'm just moving on at this point, I have other things going on.

You should pinch his butt just to finalize the repulsion.

It gives you a little bit of a psychological upper-hand. If he says anything about it to your coworkers, you always have the "remember when we went on that backpacking trip?" as your go-to.

underrated29
07-07-2011, 02:30 PM
Have to agree with Vance. Unless you said something along the lines of I like to watch you sleep, and rub one down thinking about you. This should be a brokeback mountain trip and that is why i dont want to go again, because I cant hold all this built up rage to explore your cavities. Lets do and say we didnt. I hate you for being so sexy.

I would definitely avoid you like the plague, change my lunch and actually probably quit my job.


However, if you did not do that, well....This is one of the weirdest things I have heard of a guy doing. Usually its something like- I hate you, you pissed me off now gtfo of here.

That One Guy
07-07-2011, 02:33 PM
I really, really wanna know what you said to him in the car. I need details. Whatever you did, its good stuff. This guy is avoiding you like your a zombie, this could be useful info. We all have one of those friends who bugs the crap out of us and we'd just as well be rid of the person.

Apparently, you have way of putting up a permanent barrier. Please share.

I second this. Not necessarily because I need to repulse anyone but it could shine some light on the scenario. If in your blow up, you threatened to kill and eat his family, that's one thing. If you had a mere disagreement, spoke your mind, and then this happened... it's completely different.

We need more details. This just doesn't make sense, at all.

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 02:49 PM
I second this. Not necessarily because I need to repulse anyone but it could shine some light on the scenario. If in your blow up, you threatened to kill and eat his family, that's one thing. If you had a mere disagreement, spoke your mind, and then this happened... it's completely different.

We need more details. This just doesn't make sense, at all.

okay let me try, we are talking about our next trip, he says "I think I'm going by myself because it sounds like you dont want to go"

I said, "who in the hell said I dont want to go" "I want to go but dont know yet if I can"

But it wasn't in a friendly manner, it was kind of an outburst.

Think he felt like I was yelling at him like a kid.

I didn't mean to have it come out like that, just did.

Archer81
07-07-2011, 02:55 PM
okay let me try, we are talking about our next trip, he says "I think I'm going by myself because it sounds like you dont want to go"

I said, "who in the hell said I dont want to go" "I want to go but dont know yet if I can"

But it wasn't in a friendly manner, it was kind of an outburst.

Think he felt like I was yelling at him like a kid.

I didn't mean to have it come out like that, just did.



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:Broncos:

That One Guy
07-07-2011, 03:00 PM
okay let me try, we are talking about our next trip, he says "I think I'm going by myself because it sounds like you dont want to go"

I said, "who in the hell said I dont want to go" "I want to go but dont know yet if I can"

But it wasn't in a friendly manner, it was kind of an outburst.

Think he felt like I was yelling at him like a kid.

I didn't mean to have it come out like that, just did.

Nope. That didn't do it. I have one friend that gets moody and we go months without contact. I'm a forgive and forget person but if they want to hold grudges, f em.

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 03:03 PM
Keep in mind, I got pissed at him before for stuff but it wore off like 30 seconds later.

Maybe all that took a toll and this was the final chapter in brokeback backpack.

Archer81
07-07-2011, 03:05 PM
Keep in mind, I got pissed at him before for stuff but it wore off like 30 seconds later.

Maybe all that took a toll and this was the final chapter in brokeback backpack.


Give it a few days, try to talk to him then. If he keeps it up, then you know what the solution is.

Too many "camping buddies" out there to spend more time then you need to on this one.

:Broncos:

underrated29
07-07-2011, 03:15 PM
okay let me try, we are talking about our next trip, he says "I think I'm going by myself because it sounds like you dont want to go"

I said, "who in the hell said I dont want to go" "I want to go but dont know yet if I can"

But it wasn't in a friendly manner, it was kind of an outburst.

Think he felt like I was yelling at him like a kid.

I didn't mean to have it come out like that, just did.



hahaha thats it.......ROFL!


I love it.

vancejohnson82
07-07-2011, 03:20 PM
hahaha thats it.......ROFL!


I love it.

that sounds exactly like 1,000 fights I've had with women

except I normally apologize and then we have sex.....

i think the problem may be that you guys didn't have the makeup sex session

Archer81
07-07-2011, 03:25 PM
that sounds exactly like 1,000 fights I've had with women

except I normally apologize and then we have sex.....

i think the problem may be that you guys didn't have the makeup sex session


Straight people have a session. Non straights have marathons. I get into fights with my straight friends that oddly turn into fights I've heard them have with their girlfriends. And odder still is that I am not the one in hysterics.

Straight men are weird.

:Broncos:

vancejohnson82
07-07-2011, 03:29 PM
Straight people have a session. Non straights have marathons. I get into fights with my straight friends that oddly turn into fights I've heard them have with their girlfriends. And odder still is that I am not the one in hysterics.

Straight men are weird.

:Broncos:

I've never gotten into an argument with a non-straight guy....actually, i did once...this guy was arguing with my girlfriend in front of me (they were friends) and he ended up hitting here....needless to say that the fight we had was not verbal after that

any argument i have with straight men goes for about 8 minutes until it unravels into a barrage of personal insults and then its over....i dont think i've ever gotten pissed at someone for "snapping" at me

maybe i should start though

Dr. Broncenstein
07-07-2011, 03:29 PM
I'm convinced my life would be a million times easier if I were gay.

epicSocialism4tw
07-07-2011, 03:33 PM
I'm convinced my life would be a million times easier if I were gay.

I dont know, man...have you read this thread? Ha!

vancejohnson82
07-07-2011, 03:36 PM
I dont know, man...have you read this thread? Ha!

wow....well played, sir

Archer81
07-07-2011, 03:36 PM
I've never gotten into an argument with a non-straight guy....actually, i did once...this guy was arguing with my girlfriend in front of me (they were friends) and he ended up hitting here....needless to say that the fight we had was not verbal after that

any argument i have with straight men goes for about 8 minutes until it unravels into a barrage of personal insults and then its over....i dont think i've ever gotten pissed at someone for "snapping" at me

maybe i should start though


I grew up on military bases with two brothers. I fight like men fight. I dont shriek, I dont get slap happy, I dont bring up every wrong ever commited. The fight boils up, it happens and 10 minutes later its over with.

Life goes on.

:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
07-07-2011, 03:37 PM
http://greggsutter.com/mt/archives/manWomanControlPanel.jpg

Archer81
07-07-2011, 03:38 PM
I'm convinced my life would be a million times easier if I were gay.


All depends on the kind of gay you are and the people you choose to have around you.

:Broncos:

Bronco Yoda
07-07-2011, 04:40 PM
Me thinks Ramblin is pulling all yu'z leg.

DomCasual
07-07-2011, 04:54 PM
I think you should show him this thread. The Myrtle Beach thing didn't really get good until the girlfriend started participating in the thread.

rugbythug
07-07-2011, 05:39 PM
I grew up on military bases with two brothers. I fight like men fight. I dont shriek, I dont get slap happy, I dont bring up every wrong ever commited. The fight boils up, it happens and 10 minutes later its over with.

Life goes on.

:Broncos:

Its easier for you. I can't blow dudes I am pissed at. Well I suppose I have the ability but still it ain't happening.

Archer81
07-07-2011, 06:22 PM
Its easier for you. I can't blow dudes I am pissed at. Well I suppose I have the ability but still it ain't happening.


Uhh...odd jump in logic. Why would I want to blow someone I am pissed at?


:Broncos:

rugbythug
07-07-2011, 06:24 PM
Uhh...odd jump in logic. Why would I want to blow someone I am pissed at?


:Broncos:

Not sure but I loose lots of arguments this way maybe you are just behind the ladies in this department.

Archer81
07-07-2011, 06:27 PM
Not sure but I loose lots of arguments this way maybe you are just behind the ladies in this department.


You lose arguments to women because you want to blow them?


:Broncos:

HAT
07-07-2011, 09:27 PM
Uhh...odd jump in logic. Why would I want to blow someone I am pissed at?


:Broncos:

Because you're a dude..and you want to get blown-back (Mountain?)

This is such an awesome thread...

broncosteven
07-07-2011, 09:27 PM
You lose arguments to women because you want to blow them?


:Broncos:

This thread took an odd turn didn't it?

HAT
07-07-2011, 09:28 PM
.

I didn't mean to come out like that, just did.

???

HAT
07-07-2011, 09:32 PM
I'm convinced my life would be a million times easier if I were gay.

Back in the day.....My brother's friend was a fairly well known comic in LA who swears Dice stole this joke from him.....

"If it weren't for the whole persecution & butt sex thing....Being gay would be awesome. Grab us a few beers, let's watch the game & give each other blowies"

broncosteven
07-07-2011, 09:34 PM
I'm convinced my life would be a million times easier if I were gay.

Haven't you had to pull foreign objects out of dudes butts while working late shifts on ER duty?

I worked in the Computer room for a hospital and we used to scan the Technicon Mainframe screens for ER encounters with the words "Foreign bodies" or "Altercation" on Friday and Saturday nights for fun when it got slow. Just the encounter notes were funny, but of course we were only doing it to make sure the queue was flowing.

broncosteven
07-07-2011, 09:37 PM
Back in the day.....My brother's friend was a fairly well known comic in LA who swears Dice stole this joke from him.....

"If it weren't for the whole persecution & butt sex thing....Being gay would be awesome. Grab us a few beers, let's watch the game & give each other blowies"

I am not sure I could give a guy a fist bump after a Bronco TD if he had my goo on in his hair.

HAT
07-07-2011, 09:38 PM
http://greggsutter.com/mt/archives/manWomanControlPanel.jpg

Genius....And stealing.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-07-2011, 09:46 PM
Haven't you had to pull foreign objects out of dudes butts while working late shifts on ER duty?

I worked in the Computer room for a hospital and we used to scan the Technicon Mainframe screens for ER encounters with the words "Foreign bodies" or "Altercation" on Friday and Saturday nights for fun when it got slow. Just the encounter notes were funny, but of course we were only doing it to make sure the queue was flowing.

I have retrieved more retained rectal foreign bodies than you can possibly imagine. I have yet to find one constant among these patients from an obvious sexual preference standpoint... except they tend to be males and they "slipped and fell on it." Butter knives, action figures, still vibrating vibrators, candles, candles in glass candle jars, travel shampoo bottles, batteries, ink pens... just a few objects I can recall off hand. I don't think this stuff is inserted during homosexual intercourse. I'm fairly sure it is a self induced lonely dude kind of thing.

That's pretty benign compared to what the male schizophrenics do to themselves. It involves the same type of cramming inanimate objects into exit orifices, except they use the front entrance.

HAT
07-07-2011, 09:55 PM
I am not sure I could give a guy a fist bump after a Bronco TD if he had my goo on in his hair.

Oh, I hear ya......I probably didn't do the 'joke' justice. It was more about how us straight dudes only see the "good" part of being gay.

No drama, mutual horniness, etc, etc.....

That's how Chris scored so much in college. LOL

Dr. Broncenstein
07-07-2011, 10:04 PM
I'd say I spend at least 20% of my time trying to understand the woman I've been with for the last eight years. Which is down from about 40% of my time. And that's not because I'm actually learning a damn thing. That other 20% is now devoted to keeping the toddler from disassembling the infant.

Los Broncos
07-07-2011, 10:11 PM
???

I didn't mean for the words to come out like that.

Is that better?

Archer81
07-07-2011, 10:54 PM
Oh, I hear ya......I probably didn't do the 'joke' justice. It was more about how us straight dudes only see the "good" part of being gay.

No drama, mutual horniness, etc, etc.....

That's how Chris is scoring so much in college. LOL


FIFY.

The "bad" part is like anything else. drama, lisping, pitched fights, bitchiness, more drama and entirely too many cher references.

Thats another reason I am not a very good gay. I dont give a **** about gay culture. I dont care about gay marriage or pride parades. I'd rather go to a normal bar than a drag show. I like beer, not whatever cleverly named homo drink they come up with at a gay bar.

:Broncos:

HAT
07-07-2011, 10:57 PM
I didn't mean for the words to come out like that.

Is that better?

I was totally kidding IC. I edited your quote for the Lulz. You said it right the first time.

HAT
07-07-2011, 11:00 PM
I dont care about gay marriage or pride parades. I'd rather go to a normal bar than a drag show. I like beer, not whatever cleverly named homo drink they come up with at a gay bar.

:Broncos:

Ease up bro.....I'm not a 20 year old Co-Ed you're trying to convince to go have a beer sometime. (Or hiking?) :approve:

Archer81
07-07-2011, 11:03 PM
Ease up bro.....I'm not a 20 year old Co-Ed you're trying to convince to go have a beer sometime. (Or hiking?) :approve:


Ha. The beer almost never happens, as it turns out.

I heart college.

:Broncos:

HAT
07-07-2011, 11:09 PM
I heart college.



?

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Rock Chalk
07-08-2011, 05:57 AM
okay let me try, we are talking about our next trip, he says "I think I'm going by myself because it sounds like you dont want to go"

I said, "who in the hell said I dont want to go" "I want to go but dont know yet if I can"

But it wasn't in a friendly manner, it was kind of an outburst.

Think he felt like I was yelling at him like a kid.

I didn't mean to have it come out like that, just did.

I think his first sentence is more telling than what you did or said or even how you said it.

Dude probably was trying to come up with a way to tell you he didn't want you to go with him anymore.

vancejohnson82
07-08-2011, 07:41 AM
someone said it right before.....whenever I am referring to a homosexual encounter now, I am referring to it as "backpacking with this guy from work"

Los Broncos
07-08-2011, 08:01 AM
someone said it right before.....whenever I am referring to a homosexual encounter now, I am referring to it as "backpacking with this guy from work"

Awesome

Miss I.
07-08-2011, 09:13 AM
If a girl backpacks with a girl from work is that the same?

vancejohnson82
07-08-2011, 09:16 AM
If a girl backpacks with a girl from work is that the same?

thats hot

Br0nc0Buster
07-08-2011, 09:26 AM
If a girl backpacks with a girl from work is that the same?

"Dyke climbing"

Los Broncos
07-08-2011, 09:30 AM
My gf cant handle the bugs out there.

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 09:33 AM
what is this code for :)

Archer81
07-08-2011, 09:38 AM
If a girl backpacks with a girl from work is that the same?



Clearly thats just two friends enjoying nature together in a purely platonic way.


:Broncos:

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 09:41 AM
I'd say I spend at least 20% of my time trying to understand the woman I've been with for the last eight years. Which is down from about 40% of my time. And that's not because I'm actually learning a damn thing. That other 20% is now devoted to keeping the toddler from disassembling the infant.

That's about 75% of my time now with the boys. Ha!

TheReverend
07-08-2011, 09:49 AM
My gf cant handle the bugs out there.

Awesome euphamism

Miss I.
07-08-2011, 09:50 AM
I don't know Dr. Bronc, we aren't that difficult to understand. There are really only three rules.
1. Always tell us we are prettier then the other girls (even if its a supermodel, you must lie and tell us we are prettier).
2. If you don't know what the hell we are talking about nod your head in a noncommital way.
3. And if all else fails, run away, run away, run away...

or you could try this manslater....

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Los Broncos
07-08-2011, 10:02 AM
Awesome euphamism

Even with good bug spray it sucks, but the fall and winter months are okay.

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 10:16 AM
I don't know Dr. Bronc, we aren't that difficult to understand. There are really only three rules.
1. Always tell us we are prettier then the other girls (even if its a supermodel, you must lie and tell us we are prettier).
2. If you don't know what the hell we are talking about nod your head in a noncommital way.
3. And if all else fails, run away, run away, run away...

or you could try this manslater....

<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ezVib_giTFo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


You need to add to #2 a warning however that a quiz may and often will happen later on to see if you're paying attention. I still get nabbed with this one. :spit:

Chris
07-08-2011, 10:32 AM
Backpacking

http://keiththegooner.footballunited.com/files/2011/02/YodaBackpack.jpg

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 10:39 AM
Pay for that, you will. You will yes. Yes, hmmm


bwaaahahaaaa :)

Gort
07-08-2011, 10:42 AM
ahh "backpacking", so thats what they call it these days

http://mikevicksdogs.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/ror.jpg

Gort
07-08-2011, 10:48 AM
I'm convinced my life would be a million times easier if I were gay.

maybe not easier, but definitely more fabulous...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/fabulous-demotivational-poster-1238268914.jpg

now, please pardon me while i go rinse my eyes out with bleach

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 10:52 AM
See now this guys doing it all wrong. I'd personally go with a plaid or even paisley print to break up the belly roll.

Rock Chalk
07-08-2011, 11:46 AM
You need to add to #2 a warning however that a quiz may and often will happen later on to see if you're paying attention. I still get nabbed with this one. :spit:

#2 is so freaking dangerous. You end up agreeing in a non-committal type of way to something that, had you actually been listening, would never have agreed to. Then the quiz and the "we talked about this, you said yes" when in fact, you really just were nodding to shut her up.

That One Guy
07-08-2011, 12:01 PM
#2 is so freaking dangerous. You end up agreeing in a non-committal type of way to something that, had you actually been listening, would never have agreed to. Then the quiz and the "we talked about this, you said yes" when in fact, you really just were nodding to shut her up.

This is a habit that I fell into and is insanely hard to break. Everything from a shopping list to how her day went to... gets the nod. You'll get in trouble for it and you'll also have to admit you weren't listening. Only use selectively and never make it a habit.

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 01:17 PM
LOL...so true. Miss was laying a trap for the younglings in the pack.

You gotta watch out for the fairer sex. But that name is really a misnomer. They don't fight fair at all. :)

Miss I.
07-08-2011, 01:54 PM
LOL...so true. Miss was laying a trap for the younglings in the pack.

You gotta watch out for the fairer sex. But that name is really a misnomer. They don't fight fair at all. :)

ah come on, I gave ya the way out with #3. But yeah, it is a bit dangerous to just nod. ...really what I should've ended with is, "we make the rules up as we go along. I suggest backpacking as a safe alternative."

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 02:07 PM
#3 option is just simply quickening the kill.

No gentlemen of the OM...... I will tell you this. Show no fear but make no sudden moves. You treat this situation like you would confronting a Bear or Mt. Lion in the wild. Posture but DO NOT look them in the eye while you carefully, slowly, very carefully retreat. If **** really hits the fan, best to protect your neck and chest and simply roll up into a protective ball and play dead.







Good luck with the last suggestion. :)

Pony Boy
07-08-2011, 02:11 PM
someone said it right before.....whenever I am referring to a homosexual encounter now, I am referring to it as "backpacking with this guy from work"

28798

Los Broncos
07-08-2011, 02:12 PM
28798

Yeah, that guy isn't gay at all.

Pony Boy
07-08-2011, 02:15 PM
Now this is backpacking......

Bronco Yoda
07-08-2011, 02:24 PM
or better yet go freestyle :)

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.gadling.com/media/2008/07/nudeclimberswns_450x300.jpg&sa=X&ei=G3UXTsWsI7LSiAKZ2fjRBQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGC_-WZScq1yy5KhMTAGoPWQHFPyg

Chris
07-08-2011, 03:57 PM
or better yet go freestyle :)

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.gadling.com/media/2008/07/nudeclimberswns_450x300.jpg&sa=X&ei=G3UXTsWsI7LSiAKZ2fjRBQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGC_-WZScq1yy5KhMTAGoPWQHFPyg

http://www.galacticbinder.com/images/YodaForceLift1.jpg

bronco militia
07-12-2011, 02:35 PM
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ghwk
07-12-2011, 03:33 PM
I saw an episode yesterday where he gave himeself a bird guano enema on a raft at sea just to stay hydrated. Nasty.