Favorite All-Time Movie Quotes

[Bronco_Beerslug]

There's tons of them out there with most of them from comedies it seems.
What's yours?


Here's one that KC fans can relate to.

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ******s!
--Blazing Saddles

[Mile High Shack]

"My son is furthering his education"

"college??"

"Noooo, circus"


or how about

"that's a mighty big tree griswold, where do you plan on putting it?"

"why don't you bend over and I'll show you"

"HEY..you got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold"

"oooo I wasn't talking to YOU"

"wouldn't be the holidays if it wasn't any hooter..HOTTER in the stores"

I could quote that movie all day long.

[Northman]

God, there are so many. but here are a couple i like:

" There is only a 150 of them!, i can handle the peril " - Monty Python and the holy Grail

" why should i change my name? he's the one that sucks! " - Office Space

" What did you do! " - Tommy Boy

[BizzyBone7]

"We got no food, we got no jobs....OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF." Dumb and Dumber

[Northman]

how could i forget this classic " the word for the day is Job, J.O.B, job " - Friday

[alkemical]

"This is bat country" - fear & loathing

[Bronco Yoda]

Clark W. Griswold:
"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless,**ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is!
... Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?"

-National Lampoons christmas vacation


mother of all Classics! Booya!

[chanesaw]

"Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." -Scarface

[Pezman]

Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees.]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens.]
Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss.]
Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.
[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off.]
Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.

[Bronco Yoda]

(I’ll) make him an offer he can’t refuse (The Godfather)

[PatsWin2002]

I'm a 70's/80's guy and here's a bunch I've always liked. They're all wav files.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/tree.wav)

Hey where are the white women at? (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=4802&sound=41)

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (http://www.garnersclassics.com/wavs/godfa/offer.wav)

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/fat.wav)

It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/106.wav)

When you die, on your death bed, you will receive total conciousness....so I got that going for me. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/caddyshack/whendie.wav)

Oh c'mon guys, it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ballbearings these days. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/fletch/bearings.wav)

Ahhh no more yankee my wankie, the Donger needs food. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/donger.wav)

Just a bit outside. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/major_league/outside.wav)

We have clearance Clarence. (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/clearance.wav)

Surely you can't be serious? (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/shirley.wav)

[HEAV]

"Hey when the god-beaver offers you a fish you take the fish!"(Dr Do little 2)

What's a matter colonel Sanders.........Chicken? (Space Balls)

I got a bad feeling about this. (Star War Trilogy)

Strange things are a foot at the circle K. (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)

Go Ahead Make my Day ( Dirty Harry)

I triple dog dare ya! (Christmas Story)

I like them High school girls....I get older and they stay the same age. (Wooder from Dazed and Confused)

My advice to you ......start drinking heavily. ( Animal House)

Ever seen a grown man naked? ( Airplane)

We came..... we saw.......... we kicked it's ass! (Ghost Busters)

[Tredici]

The new phone books are out! I'm SOMEBODY!

I don't care about the money... I just want the stuff.

[BizzyBone7]

"It puts the lotion on the skiiiin. it does what its told."
"alright say it dont say it brother dang."

speaking of friday, my favorite line was...
"Ow my neck, my back, my neck and my back. im suin u for a 150 thousand. but we can settle it right now for 20 bucks."

[broncolife]

out of the way, Peck

[-Slap-]

Just about everything from Pulp Fiction:

Jules Winnfield (Samuel L Jackson): Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent Vega (John Travolta): Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

Jules Winnfield: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother-fu**ers. Pigs sleep and root in sh**. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eating nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard his own feces.

Vincent Vega: How 'bout a dog? Dog eats his own feces.

Jules Winnfield: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent Vega: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules Winnfield: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. But, dog's got personality; personality goes a long way.

Vincent Vega: Ahh, so by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules Winnfield: Well, we'd have to be talking one charming mother-fu**ing pig.
_______

Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis): What now?

Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames): What now? Let me tell you "what now?" I'm gonna call a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' n****rs to go to work on the homes here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

_______

Capt. Koons (Christopher Walken): This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

_______

Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe (Harvey Keitel): It's 30-minutes away . . . I'll be there in 10.

[clint7]

FLETCH: "Aren't you gonna' read me my rights?"

COP: "You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him."

FLETCH: "I'll waive my rights."

[Bronco Yoda]

Fight Club is one big line of awesome quotes.....

Tyler Durden:
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not you fu**ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."


"Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. God knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat a**e* back to them."



Tyler knew way back when.....
"Fu** Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man." :laugh:



Durdenisms....

- "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

- "What you are feeling is premature enlightenment!"

- "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

- "He's full of pep . . . must have had his grande latte enema."

[HEAV]

"Nice Beaver!!!! Thanks just had it stuffed!" (NakedGun)

"I smell Ice Cream" (Chunk fromthe Goonies)

"This your Idea of fun Mav?" (Top Gun)

"It's in the hole!" (CaddyShack)
"Let's go, while we're young!!"
"I smell varmint poontang."

"I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power." (StarTrek)
"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor"
"Beam me up, Scotty."


"Nice F*cking tree" (Beatlejuice)
Beatle's rant on his references for haunting, ending with the line "And I'm a freaking dead guy!"


"No f#cking Sh*t lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs... "
"Welcome to the party, pal!!!"
"Omigod, the quarterback is toast!!!"
"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess. "
"Yippee-ki-yay... muddafucca" (Die hard.like you needed to know)

[Meck77]

Apocalypse now. After Robert Duval orders a napalm strike on a beach to clear it for surfing and he says " I love the smell of napalm in the morning......It smells like victory"

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/apocalypse_now_redux/large.html


It has a great soundtrack and sweet footage.
Watch this clip. It is a classic IMO.

I just rigged up a sub woofer surround sound system to my new laptop and it makes my desk shake!!!!!!!!

Never knew I was so behind in techonology until today.

[Hogan11]

The mighty W.C. Fields (as Egbert Souse) in "The Bank Dick":

Egbert Sousé: Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill?
Joe Guelpe: Yeah.
Egbert Sousé: Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought I'd lost it.

Egbert Sousé: I'm very fond of children. Girl children, around eighteen and twenty.

Elsie Mae Adele Brunch Souse: Shall I bounce a rock off his head?
Agatha Souse: Respect your father, darling. What kind of a rock?

W.C. Fields (Whipsnade) from "You Can't Cheat An Honest Man" :

Whipsnade: As my dear old grandfather Litvak said (just before they swung the trap), he said "You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump."

From "Almost Famous"

Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world...is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

From "Spider-Man"

Green Goblin: The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.
Norman Osborn: TELL ME HOW.
Green Goblin: The HEART, Osborn. First, we attack his heart.

From "Brain Donors":

Roland T. Flakfizer: If there's anything I can ever do for you... forget it, because I don't do those kinds of things.

From "Angel Heart"

Louis Cyphere: No matter how cleverly you sneak up on a mirror, your reflection always looks you straight in the eye.

Louis Cyphre: Alas... how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny?

From "Goodfellas":

Jimmy Conway: I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

From "JFK":

Jim Garrison: "Treason doth never prosper," wrote an English poet, "What's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it treason."

From "Heat":

Albert Torena: Where's your empathy, brother? It's a substance abuse problem.
Vincent Hanna: Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my motherf*cking time

and finally, from "P.C.U.":

Droz: What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

Droz: What some advice?
Tom: Well, yeah.
Droz: Well, here's all you need to know: Classes, nothing before eleven. Beer, it's your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Do we have a car?
Tom: Uh... no.
Droz: Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.

[Arkie]

*******
Beanie: Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.

*******
Mitch: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

*******
Frank: A little housewarming gift.
Mitch: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Mitch: That exact one.

*******
Mitch: ...and all I want to do is get some f*cking sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "F*ck, sh*t, b*tch."
Frank: Cock. Balls.

*******
Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

*******
Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it easy.
Frank: What do you mean?
Marissa: You know exactly what I mean. You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we?
Frank: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, ok? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.

*******
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

*******
[holding the beer bong]
Frank: Do it again. Do it again. It tastes so good when it hits your lips.

*******
Frank: We're going streaking!

*******
Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

*******
Mitch: Who's this guy?
Beanie: Oh, that's Blue. An old navy vet who hangs around my store a lot. Don't worry. He's legit.
Mitch: He looks like he's one hundred years old and he wants to pledge?
Beanie: You kidding me? Old man river can't shut up about it.

*******
Mitch: At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

*******
[Two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.

*******
Frank: Blue. Do you trust I don't want to see you die here tonight?
Blue: Sir, yes sir.
Frank: Blue. You're my boy.

*******
Beanie: Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.

*******
Nicole: I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
Mitch: Well, yes but Blue was really old. And I feel pretty confident when we get the autopsy back it'll say natural causes.

*******
Peppers: Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank: Cool.
Peppers: Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...
[Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]
Peppers: YES. That's awesome.
Frank: What?
Peppers: You just took one in the jugular, man.

Peppers: You should pull that out.
Frank: Wait, pull what out?
Peppers: The dart. You gotta ****ing dart in your neck.
Frank: [laughs] Y-You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.

*******
Frank: So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

[errand]

"My son is furthering his education"

"college??"

"Noooo, circus"


or how about

"that's a mighty big tree griswold, where do you plan on putting it?"

"why don't you bend over and I'll show you"

"HEY..you got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold"

"oooo I wasn't talking to YOU"

"wouldn't be the holidays if it wasn't any hooter..HOTTER in the stores"

I could quote that movie all day long.

My personal favorite from this movie was- I'm paraphrasing here, so bear with me.

Eddie - "Gee, Clark, I dunno if I'd go downhill with nuthing but a piece of governent steel between a tree and my brain"

Clark - "do you think it really matters Eddie"?

My all time favorite line was -

"I'll make it..." - Jimmy Chitwood, "Hoosiers"

[Garcia Bronco]

Little Bill: ...I don't deserve this!

William Monty: Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

Durden: This is Bob...Bob has bitch tits.

Homer: Apu...give me give a six pack of Skittle-breu.

Apu: Mr Simpson I believe you are combing two things into a product that does not exist,

Homer: In that case, give me a six pack of Duff and a pack of skittles.

Gary: In the Family Jewels!

Old Drunk: She broke more than your heart

"That's huge bitch!"

Bill The Butcher:

Bene

On my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat. We have met at this choosen ground to settle for good and ALL! Who holds sway over the Five Points. Us Natives born right wise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it!

[Mightysmurf]

Anything from Dogma, Fight Club, 100 Girls

[Garcia Bronco]

Apocalypse now. After Robert Duval orders a napalm strike on a beach to clear it for surfing and he says " I love the smell of napalm in the morning......It smells like victory"

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/apocalypse_now_redux/large.html


It has a great soundtrack and sweet footage.
Watch this clip. It is a classic IMO.

I just rigged up a sub woofer surround sound system to my new laptop and it makes my desk shake!!!!!!!!

Never knew I was so behind in techonology until today.


If I say this Beach is good to surf......


LMAO!

[Spider]

Wait till they get a load of me.
-Jack Nicholson, Batman

Hell, I even thought I was Dead. Till I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.
-Gene Hackman, The Unforgiven

Never apologise and never explain. It's a sign of weakness.
-John Wayne, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- Jack Nicholson Batman
No, try not! Do or not do, there is no try”
- Yoda
Never stroke another mans Rubarb
-Jack Nicholson Batman

[Garcia Bronco]

"It's Mega Maid...She's gone from suck to blow!"

[Mightysmurf]

Heres a good one -

"Our fathers were our models for God, if our fathers bailed on us, what does that tell you about God? Sooner or later we all have to realize that God hates us, and theres not a f*cking thing you can do about it'

- Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club

"We are the everlasting s*it of the universe, we are what makes this country work. We are the blue coller. We work jobs we hate, just to buy s*it we dont need; and what we own ends up owning us."

- Brad Pitt as Tyler durden, commenting on Capitalism in Fight Club.

[watermock]

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

"Stand back or the N***** gets it" (holding a gun/knife?) to his own throat)

Blazing Saddles

[Garcia Bronco]

"I'm a Mog...half man...half dog....I'm my own best friend."

[Ratboy]

"Mine, Mine, Mine" - Finding Nemo (Seagulls)

"Kill the motor dude. Let's see what Squirt does flying solo.." - Finding Nemo (Crush)

"That's what I love about high school girls...I keep getting older, they stay the same age." - Dazed and Confused

"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose." - Dumb and Dumber

"Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd: That John Denver is full of ****, man." - Dumb and Dumber

"Just when I thought you couldn't do anything dumber, you do something like this... and completely redeem yourself!" - Dumb and Dumber

[Garcia Bronco]

"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose." -


Don't you go dying on me...

"Marcellous(sp), are you ok?"

"No Man, I pretty ****ing far from OK."

[Hogan11]

From "Taxi Driver":
[Into a mirror.]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?

Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.... Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.


From "A Bronx Tale" :

Lorenzo: The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

[ImaBroncoFan]

From the Princess Bride:
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
------------------------
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE!
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Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

[wabbit]

Steve Martin, from Father of the Bride...part 1 or 2, I'm not sure:

"I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural and wholesome thing that money can buy"

I also like

"don't piss down my back & tell me it's rainin'" from The Outlaw Josie Wales

[Pezman]

Heywood: How's your wife and my kids?

Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.

Turkish: [making tea] Would you like sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

Hudson: Well that's great, that's just great man, now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh** now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over!

Eddie Harris: Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

Wyatt Earp: You tell him I'm coming! And hell's coming with me!

[watermock]

"Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface and the Man Show Midget)

[Bronco Yoda]

"I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore" (Network)

[Northman]

Just about everything from Pulp Fiction:

Jules Winnfield (Samuel L Jackson): Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent Vega (John Travolta): Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

Jules Winnfield: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother-fu**ers. Pigs sleep and root in sh**. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eating nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard his own feces.

Vincent Vega: How 'bout a dog? Dog eats his own feces.

Jules Winnfield: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent Vega: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules Winnfield: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. But, dog's got personality; personality goes a long way.

Vincent Vega: Ahh, so by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules Winnfield: Well, we'd have to be talking one charming mother-fu**ing pig.
_______

Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis): What now?

Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames): What now? Let me tell you "what now?" I'm gonna call a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' n****rs to go to work on the homes here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

_______

Capt. Koons (Christopher Walken): This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

_______

Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe (Harvey Keitel): It's 30-minutes away . . . I'll be there in 10.



excellent call. :militia:

Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me;
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever



--13th warrior

[chanesaw]

"I never liked him, he wasn't right in the mind." -Braveheart

[Bronco_Beerslug]

My Cousin Vinny....

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/061/mcv-youths.wav
Judge Hellar ... "Did you say yewts?"
Vinny ... "Yeah, two yewts."
Judge Hellar ... "What is a yewt?"
Vinny ... "Oh excuse me your honor, two y o u t h s."

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/061/mcv-blend.wav
Joe Pesci as Vinny Gambini ... "You stick out like a sore thumb around here."
Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito ... "Me? What about you?"
Vinny ... "I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearin' cowboy boots."
Lisa ... "Oh yeah, you blend."

Bogart.......

"What is it?"
"The ... uh... stuff that dreams are made of." --as Sam Spade in THE MALTESE FALCON (1941).

"I wouldn't give you two cents for a dame without a temper." --as Roy Earle in HIGH SIERRA (1941).

"I was fired for insubordination - I seem to rate pretty high on that." --as Phillip Marlowe in THE BIG SLEEP (1946).

[jonny1]

"What do I think life is like? I don't know, all I know is life ain't like nothin' I've ever seen before . . ." The Missouri Breaks


"How do you know you're God?"
"Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself." The Ruling Class


"God, I love being king!" The Lion in Winter


"What's it pay?" Robbie Robertson
"You won't make any money, but you'll get more pu$$y than Frank Sinatra." Ronnie Hawkins from The Last Waltz


"Don't let Frank see you freaking out or he'll make you do it in the movie!" 200 Motels


"Marry me and I'll promise you a Rufus over your head." Rufus T. Firefly from Duck Soup


"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

[chanesaw]

Here's a couple of my favorite from Gladiator.

"People should know when they're beaten."

"Would you give up? Would I?"

and

"Do you find it hard to do your duty?"

"Sometimes I do what I want to do, the rest of the time I do what I have to do."

also

"At my signal, UNLEASH HELL!!"

[BizzyBone7]

"That aint nothin but an ultra perm."- Coming to America

a few from one of the funniest of all time, Major league 2:

"And so, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the
Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week.
Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball!
Personally, I just think he's trying to get out of the lineup."

"You know...you have no...you have no...MARBLES!"
"Marbles?"
"MARBLES!! YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!!"

"My God! Good news, fans! The Indians are showing
signs of life for the first time in weeks! As a matter of fact,
they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! . . . It
looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn. And why
not? Everybody else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses!
I don't know, Monty, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a
little low...this could hurt him in the later rounds."

[Elway's #1]

I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Where did you get 25 bucks.
I sold some stuff. A sack of marbels, a few baseball cards, ccccuuhh PETEY!
YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID, BUT PETEY DIDN'T HAVE A HEAD!
HARRY, I TOOK CARE OF IT!! DUMB & DUMBER

[Tombstone RJ]

"This one goes to eleven... that's one louder, innit"

--Nigel Tufnel (This is Spinal Tap)


I used to have that whole damn movie memorized.

[Alkazar]

Both of mine are from Mel Brooks movies:

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!" - Blazing Saddles

"It's good to be the King.." History of the world, Part I and reused in Robin Hood, Men in Tights

[Mile High Shack]

"man you just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone eat in my entire life man" Chong

Cheech: "hey this is some pretty good stuff man, what is it"

Chong: "it's doberman man"

Cheech: "DOBERMAN? wtf is that"

Chong: "doberman, man, my dog ate my stash man and I had to follow him around for like, 3 days man, just waiting for him"

Cheech: "How am I driving man"

[No1BroncoFan]

Apollo Thirteen
I could eat the a$$ out of a dead rhinocerous.

Gladiator
What we do in life, echoes in eternity

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Kirk: Mr. Scott, have you always multiplied your estimates by a factor of four?
Scotty: Of course, Captain. How else would I maintain my reputation as a miracle worker.
Kirk: Reputation secure Mr. Scott.

Ben

[orange 4 life]

"This one goes to eleven... that's one louder, innit"

--Nigel Tufnel (This is Spinal Tap)


I used to have that whole damn movie memorized.

me too. i rented it recently to watch with my son. classic!!

the album reviews were the best part to me. rob reiner quotes, "about shark sandwich, they only wrote two words....$hit sandwich"
another review "the album prompts the question, what day did God create spinal tap, and why couldnt he have rested that day?"

from various other movies,
"eye of the tiger rock, eye of the tiger"
"go for it"
"yo adrian....I DID IT" (couldnt resist a couple rocky one liners)

"i think he broke his F-ing neck!"

"you keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means" for imabroncosfan from princess bride

"you like that!! you shoulve heard your brother squeel when i broke his F-ing neck!!"
for the die hard fans

"i give you the fifteen....(drops one tablet)....the TEN, the TEN commandments!"
from history of the world

"see...hitler on ice!!....see....JEEEEWWWWS IIIIIINNNN SPAAACEEE"
from the preview for history of the world, part II

"only two things come from texas, steers and queers, and you dont look like no cow"
no offense alec!!

"my God, its full of stars"
"something's going to happen.....something wonderful"
from 2001 and 2010

"out in california, we'll have warm weather, gang warfare, and lots of really overpriced real estate"
bill murray's weather report at the beginning of groundhog day

"are either of you two gay?" army recruiter
"no, but we are willing to learn" harold ramis' response in stripes

"thats the fact jack!" bill murray from stripes

many more im sure ill think of soon, but thats a start.

jake

**********

for the trekkies
"the good of the many outweighs the good of the few, or the one"
spock

"you cant handle the truth!!"
"im a lawyer, and an officer of the united states marine corps, and youre under arrest you son of a bitch"
both from a few good men

[Bronco Yoda]

"here's Johny!"

[Northman]

Ok baby! enough of the technology, now its time for some tongue-nology!-- Jim Powers ( adult film director )

[Bronco Yoda]

Cheech & Chong's- The Corsican Brothers

"That's the famous Marquis du Hickey: legendary lover--makes Casanova look like a school boy. He's a trisexual."

......."Trisexual?"

"Yeah, he'll TRY anything, mud, chickens, anything....

[Old Dude]

From "Time Bandits":

Evil Genius: "When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding."


Robert: "Understanding of what, master?"


Evil Genius: "Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"


Robert: "Slugs."


Evil Genius: "Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one."
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"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur king! You and all your silly English knnn****its!"
...
"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was an `amster, and your father smells of elderberries!"

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

- - Fear and Loathing in Last Vegas
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"I don't believe in karma. Way I see it karma ain't nothing but justice without the sense of satisfaction, and I don't believe in justice."

- - Way of The Gun

[Northman]

From "Time Bandits":

Evil Genius: "When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding."


Robert: "Understanding of what, master?"


Evil Genius: "Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"


Robert: "Slugs."


Evil Genius: "Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one."
----------------------------------------------------------------------

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur king! You and all your silly English knnn****its!"
...
"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was an `amster, and your father smells of elderberries!"

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
---------------------------------------------------

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

- - Fear and Loathing in Last Vegas
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"I don't believe in karma. Way I see it karma ain't nothing but justice without the sense of satisfaction, and I don't believe in justice."

- - Way of The Gun


haha, you must have been just watching that right? it was just on the television just now. LOL

[Bronco Yoda]

"We're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn."

...(Winger) Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v30/netizen/willing.jpg

[ChiefJustice]

Ash:Listen up you primative screwheads! See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...

[Rohirrim]

Nobody tosses a dwarf! : Gimli

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future: Galadriel

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.

Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
[In low voice]
Pippin: I'm getting one.


Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Galadriel: The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true.

Frodo: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

Galadriel: The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost, for none now live who remember it.

Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

Saruman: Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

Frodo: I cannot do this alone.
Galadriel: You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to *be* alone. This task was appointed to you, and if you do not find a way, no one will.

Boromir: They have a cave troll.

Bilbo: Of course he does, he's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.

Gandalf: [to Pippin] Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.

[B-Love]

Tommy Boy

http://chrisfarley.netmegs.com/tommyboy/sounds/angry.wav

[Rohirrim]

Gollum: They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Gandalf: *I* am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.

Frodo: I can't do this Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the beards.

Gollum: Cold be heart and hand and bone, cold be travelers far from home... they do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead.

Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
Theoden: For death and glory.
Aragorn: For Rohan. For your people.
Theoden: The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!

Theoden: Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Theoden: Fell deeds await... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn...
[(horn blows]
Theoden: Forth Eorlingas.

Wormtongue: Ah, but you are alone. Who knows what you have spoken to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all your life seems to shrink, the walls of your bower closing in about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in? So fair, yet so cold like a morning of pale Spring still clinging to Winter.

Theoden: Simbelmyne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see that last days of my house.
Gandalf: Théodred's death was not of your making.
Theoden: No parent should have to bury their child.

Gollum: Sneaky little hobbitses.

[Bronco Yoda]

Like 'Fight club'- 'As good as it get's' is chalked full of great dialogue.

My wife like this one... :egbgb: :kiss:
(Melvin) "You make me want to be a better man. " ........."Well maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out."


Of course I like this one... :giggle: Hilarious!
(Receptionist) "How do you write women so well?"
(Melvin) "I think of men, and I take away reason and accountability. "


also...

"What if this is as good as it gets?" :vermeil:

(Melvin to the Maid) "Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? "Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." :crazy:

"I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!" :drown:

"People who speak in metaphors make me want to shampoo my crotch" rofl




...etc.

[chanesaw]

A couple from Cool Hand Luke:

"I suppose I was just settling an old score."

"Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand."

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Skylar: Men are shameless. If your not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on it's behalf.
Will: You bet and on behalf of my weiner, can I get like an advanced payment?
Skylar: No.

Good Will Hunting

[Popps]

The new phone books are out! I'm SOMEBODY!


lol!!! Classic.

"He hates these cans" is also notable from that flick.

---

Too hard to pick just one... but...

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[Popps]

me too. i rented it recently to watch with my son. classic!!


That entire movie is a favorite movie quote. Where do you start?

"This is sort of a Mach piece"

"What's wrong with being sexy?"

"We had to apologize for them with our set"

"When you've lived and loved the way Frank has..."

"We're lucky in the sense that we have two visionaries in the band"

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Pete: Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.

Delmar O'Donnell: Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.

Delmar O'Donnell: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

Ulysses Everett McGill: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?

Delmar O'Donnell: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[TheManeMan]

Here are some of my favorite movie quotes...


Goodfellas -
Henry Hill: [narrating] And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:
Jimmy Two Times: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

Henry Hill: [narrating] As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

Tommy DeVito: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go F*ck your mother."

Tommy DeVito: What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Hey, what are you doing here, I thought I told you to go F*ck your mother."


Back to the Future Trilogy -

Biff Tannen: Kid! I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man! (BTTF2)

Biff Tannen: I guess it's poetic justice, two McFly's with the same gun.(BTTF2)

Griff Tannen: Wow! Since when did you become the physical type.(BTTF2)

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. (BTTF1)

Dr. Emmett Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t.(BTTF1)


Halloween -

Dr. Sam Loomis: I shot him six times!

Dr. Sam Loomis: I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... EVIL!


A Bronx Tale:

Lorenzo: The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

Sonny: Now yous can't leave.

Sonny: (after brawl with bikers). Look at me! Look at me! I'm the one who did this to you, remember me!


Casino -

Nicky Santoro: You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You sh*t-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' mother***er you. You f*ck me up over there, I'll stick you in the f*ckin' desert. You understand?
[Slaps Cowboy]
Nicky Santoro: Go over there and apologize.

Rocky series -

Rocky: I see three of him out there.
Paulie: Hit the one in the middle. (rocky4)

Nicoli Koloff: Whatever he hits, he destroys. (rocky 4)

Drago: You will lose. (rocky4)

Drago: If he dies, he dies.(rocky4)

Drago: I must break you.(Rocky4)

Rocky Balboa: I dont wanna catch NO chicken.(rocky2)

[Garcia Bronco]

From the Princess Bride:
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE!
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Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.


"Never get into a battle of wits, with a sicilian, when death is on the line!"

[Hogan11]

The Lester Bangs quotes in Almost Famous are almost Gospel to me....

Lo and behold the following:

Lester Bangs: So, you're the one who's been sending me those articles from your school newspaper.
William Miller: I've been doing some stuff for a local underground paper, too.
Lester Bangs: What, are you like the star of your school?
William Miller: They hate me.
Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.

Lester Bangs: You CANNOT make friends with the rock stars. That's what's important. If you're a rock journalist -- first, you will never get paid much. But you will get free records from the record company. And they'll buy you drinks, you'll meet girls, they'll try to fly you places for free, offer you drugs... I know. It sounds great. But they are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of the rock stars, and they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it and then it just becomes an industry of... cool.

Lester Bangs: Oh man, you made friends with 'em. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
William Miller: Well, it was fun.
Lester Bangs: Because they make you feel cool, and hey, I met you. You are not cool.

Lester Bangs: Don't let those swill merchants rewrite you.

[BroncoMatt]

props to this thread, great stuff. One that sticks out is when Sean Connery looks at Harrison Ford and says "We named the dog Indiana". I guess I am easily amused.

[Arkie]

Are there any good Tyler Durden quotes in here?

[cutman0122]

PULP FICTION:


[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Cut

[TheManeMan]

"No time for love Dr. Jones"

[Bronco Yoda]

Yippy-ki-yay m****r-f***a. -Die hard

[Crushaholic]

"Laugh it up, fuzzball"
-Empire Strikes Back

[watermock]

"damn Mummys"+

[watermock]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I'm confused.

Is this before or after Jule bcomes a Seriial Killer?

[dustybottoms]

here's one for the upcoming football season, and maybe even Clint Mitchell:

"STAAARTING DEEEEFENSE!" as he bashes his head through a random car window.

--Lattimer, The Program

[Arkie]

Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there."

[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class.]
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

"So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.' Yeah?"

Jeff Spicoli: Hey your ripping my card.
Mr. Hand: Yes.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud what's your problem?
Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Jeff Spicoli: [stunned] You dick!

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

[driving and stoned]
"People on 'ludes should not drive."

[After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car.]
"Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

[Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe.]
"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

[Bronco Yoda]

..... "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." .... best line of the movie.

I also like the one where they crashed the car and Spicoli's friend told him (something to the fact of)...
-Spicolie's friend- "my brothers going to s**t!" ...."No, he's going to kill us".
-Spicolie- "woh dude! make up your mind. Is he going to s**t or kill us?"
-Spicolies friend- "he's going s**t....... then he's gonna kill us"

[No1BroncoFan]

"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!" - Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes

"Next time, you can die and I'll collect the money" - Sean Connery as Draco, Dragonheart

"I have been and always shall be, your friend." - Leonard Nimoy - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"This is some rescue." - Carrie Fisher, Star Wars

Present Bill & Ted: "If you're really us, what number are we thinking?"
Future Bill & Ted: "Sixty-nine dudes!" - Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Eat my shorts." - Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club

"Is that hair jell?" - Cameron Diaz, There's Something About Mary

Ben

[winstoncup bronco]

I can't believe no one posted this one yet:

"Now go home and get your ****ing shinebox"

[TheManeMan]

Give me the key's you c*ck suckin' motha f*cka!!!!!!!!!!! (Usual Suspects)

[Rohirrim]

George Clooney's character in "O Brother Where Art Thou?" while watching all the local people going down to the river to be baptized:

"Hard times done flushed out all the chumps."

[Tom G]

"Ramming Speed"
Ben Hur and Animal House

"What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now, 'cause when the going gets tough...(long pause)...
Bluto (John Belochi, Animal House)

"Hey Curley. Kill anybody today?"
"Day ain't over yet."
City Slickers

"Greg, honey. Is it supposed to be this soft?"
Animal house

Not exactly a movie, but here's one of my favorite Yogi Berras:
"Hey Yogi, what time is it?"
"You mean now?"

[TheManeMan]

"This is crazy, This is crazy, This is crazy" Clark W. Griswald in National Lampoons Vacation

[Or@ngeM@n12]

Mine has to be "Say hello to my little friend"-scareface

[worm]

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography,chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.

- Crash Davis

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Captain Loomis Birkhead: [to Donna] It's big. The biggest one here. You know what else? It's got a lot of range. You know what I mean by range, don't you? I mean it can stay up for a long time. A very long time. And it's built firm and solid. Because it has to be. Because of its tremendous forward thrust. And when this baby delivers its payload... devastating.

...............................

Hollis P. Wood: You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly sh*t from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.

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Hollis P. Wood: [After seeing Captain von Kleinschmidt enter] Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living sh*t out of you!

1941

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Roy L. Fuchs: I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought.
..........................................
Rudy: You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning.
Jeff: Nuns?
Rudy: Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them.
Big Jim: Yeah. And I knocked them motherf*ckers on they asses, too.
.....................................
Inspector: You want to give me that again?
Jeff: Uh, well, yes. As I say, Inspector, I heard this large explosion and I rushed out, I couldn't tell what was going on. I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: "Ayatollah, Ayatollah." Then they all got in a car and drove away. I guess it was Iranian students out to discredit the American way of life. I can't imagine who else would do such a thing.
.................................................. .........
Rudy: Luke told me that if you came around here to have you arrested for trespassing. Now, are you going to leave, or are we going to have to call the cops?
Jeff: Yeah, do we have to call the cops?
Roy L. Fuchs: What are you, a f*cking parrot?
Sam Slaton: Come on, Roy. Let's go.
Roy L. Fuchs: Suck-ass son of a bitch.
.............................
Jeff, as Marshall Lucky on a T.V. commercial]
Jeff: You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends! Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're battling inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living sh*t out of high prices. Yes, sir, you heard me right.

Jeff: Now wait just a goddamn minute here! What the hell is this? Is this a 1977 Mercedes 450 SL for $24,000? That's too f*cking high!

Jeff: Yes, sir, we blew the sh*t out of that overpriced motherf*cker just the way we blow the sh*t out of all high prices down here at New Deal Used Cars. So, y'all come on down.

Used Cars

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[FADERPROOF]

"This is the pulse, this is your finger, far from the pulse jammed straight up your ass" - Brodie from Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

And every other quote from Jay and silent bob strike back also fits.

Here's a good one: "I fornicate and play hockey because it's the 2 most fun things to do in the cold." - Skank Martin from Mystery, Alaska

[TheManeMan]

here are some of my favorite Peter Sellers quotes...

Hrundi V. Bakshi: Birdie Num Num - The Party

Hrundi V. Bakshi: Hrundi V. Bakshi.
Michelle Monet: Pardon?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: That is what my name is called.

C. S. Divot: You mashuga!
Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am not your sugar.

The Return of the Pink Panther

Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Does Lady Lytton have a swimming pewl?
Hotel Concierge: A swimming pewl?

The Pink Panther Strikes Again

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

[FADERPROOF]

"That had bad news written all over it" Johnny Knoxville from JACKASS

[ShutDownPoster]

Hey folks,

Long time lurker here, and I thought this would be the appropriate thread to introduce myself w/ this quote from Pulp Fiction:

Vincent: Yeah, I know him -- he's fat right?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, but he does have a weight problem...but what do you expect? The muthafugga's Samoan!!

[ShutDownPoster]

In a related quote:

Jules: You know Antonio Nakumura? You know him, he's half black, half Samoan -- they call him "Tony Rocky Horror."

[orange 4 life]

Hey folks,

Long time lurker here, and I thought this would be the appropriate thread to introduce myself w/ this quote from Pulp Fiction:

Vincent: Yeah, I know him -- he's fat right?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, but he does have a weight problem...but what do you expect? The muthafugga's Samoan!!

welcome aboard!!!!

[Steve Shields]

Zoolander-Hanzel:"Who you gettin crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"

Little Nicky-Dan Marino:"C'mon just 1 Superbowl is all I'm askin'!"
Satan:"Sorry,Dan I just can't do it."
Dan:"YOU DID IT FOR NAMATH!"
Satan:"Yes Dan,but Joe was already coming here."

Better Off Dead-Mailman:"Hey Badger,your "HOW TO PICK TRASHY WOMEN" book came. Tell me Badger,what does a little boy like doin' with big boy smut like this?"

[TheNextStep]

Clemenza - "Leave the gun... bring the canoli..."

[ShutDownPoster]

The Wolf: "...let's not start sucking each others dikk's just yet.."

[BRONCOCHIEF]

Best Movie Quote? - "the Fugitive"

Dr. Richard Kimball (harrison Ford) - "i Didn't Kill My Wife!"
Sam Gerard (tommy Lee Jones)- "i Don't Care!" ???

Later......
Kimball - "do You Remember What I Said To You In That Tunnel?"
Gerard- "of Course I Remember, You Were Pointing My Gun At Me."

Of Course, You Can Easily Quote Alot From "the Fugitive". Especially The Tommy Lee Jones Breakdown Of Searching Every Henhouse, Doghouse, Outhouse, Ect.

[ShutDownPoster]

Random quotes from Revenge of The Nerds:


Lamaar: I got a date.
Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.


Booger: Enough of this bull**** -- pan down, I wanna see bush!
(pause)
Booger: We got BUSH...we got BUSH!


Louis: What about you Booger, do you have a date?
Booger: I've been combing all the local high schools.


Booger: So did you get into her pants?
Gilbert: She's not that kind of a girl.
Booger: Why, does she have a penis?

Dean Ulich: For those of you with Allergy problems, you can request a foam rubber pillow.


After mixing the Alpha Beta's jockstrips w/ liquid heat:
Toshiro: Ahhh...rooks rike sarad!


Ogre: NERDS!....GRRRRR....NERDS!!!

[TheManeMan]

Toshiro: I've got a Frush.
Booger: What the F*ck is a Frush??

Stan Gable: What are you looking at NERD?


on a side note...I used to live across the street from Ted McGinley 2 years ago here in LA...real nice guy, had a few funny stories about working with Ed Oneil on Married with Children

[TheManeMan]

Speed....

"TAKE THE PHONE"

[nooner]

Were gonna need a bigger boat-Jaws
Something strange is afoot at the Circle K-Bill and Teds Execllent Adventure
Does Barry Mannilow know you raid his wardrobe?-Breakfast Club
Anything from School of Rock, Army of Darkness or an 80s John Hughes movie

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Does Barry Mannilow know you raid his wardrobe?-Breakfast Club


That was great! :yep:

[ShutDownPoster]

"Did anybody ever tell you -- you have the face of a Boticelli and the body of a Degas" -- The Pick Up Artist

[leon_d]

"Non!" - Marcel Marceau in Silent Movie

Also, The Big Lebowski is chockfull of quotation gold...

[After showing him a clip from the porn movie starring Bunny]
Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

.......

The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

.....

[bronco militia]

an ok site for movie quotes

http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi

[GreatWhiteBronco]

Cheech & Chongs' Up In Smoke

"Can I see your license, please ?"-Police Officer

"Isn't it back there on the bumper?"-Cheech

[BroncoInferno]

The Dude: "He treats objects like women, man!"

from The Big Lebowski

[bronco militia]

Cheech & Chongs' Up In Smoke

"Can I see your license, please ?"-Police Officer

"Isn't it back there on the bumper?"-Cheech


hehehehe


you wanna get high?

does howdy doody have wooden balls?



1) Hey man, he wants to know your name, tell him your name. 2) (Vomits on the seat.) 1) His name is, RAAAAAALPH

Hey Man, light it up.... lets get chinese eyed....

[GreatWhiteBronco]

LMFAO! I don't remember that line...

[bronco militia]

LMFAO! I don't remember that line...


oops...i added more to the orginal post..

[GreatWhiteBronco]

hehehehe




1) Hey man, he wants to know your name, tell him your name. 2) (Vomits on the seat.) 1) His name is, RAAAAAALPH



HAHA!!! Classic!!!

[GreatWhiteBronco]

Goodfellas

Robert Deniro "What the phck did I tell you ???"

[GreatWhiteBronco]

Well aren't I just the phckin' asshole ?"-Jack Nichollson in A Few Good Men

[BroncoInferno]

again from The Big Lebowski:

"You never went to college..."

"Yeah, no, I did. But I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick, heckling the ROTC, and bowling. Tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it..."

[BroncoInferno]

More from The Big Lebowski:

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber..."

"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."

"Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually."

"Nihilists...**** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...at least it's an ethos..."

"The Chinaman is not the issue here! Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."


"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors. And bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carillo and up to Pismo. He died, as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men at Ke Song, at Lon Doc, and Hill 64. These young men gave their lives, as did Donny. Donny who loved bowling."

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish."

[BroncoInferno]

"What do you do for recreation?"

"Oh, you know, the usual. Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback."

[BroncoInferno]

"Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost. Isn't that what makes a man?"

"Sure, that and a pair of testicles."

[orinjkrush]

and then there's always: frankly, my dear, I don't give a (co**suck*** mother ****ing) damn.....Gone with the wind.
or...
YEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH....Dr Strangelove

[TheManeMan]

How could we forget Friday....

Smokey: Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're f*ckin' up the rotation.

Smokey: Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f*ck.

Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got s*it to do.

Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

Smokey: You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off.

Smokey: You got knocked the **** out!!!!!!!

Smokey: And you know THIS MAN!!!!!!

Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. When he say shut up - I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

Smokey: I've been smokin' ever since I was two.

Reverend: What we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Harmony and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: ****a...
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts.

Deebo: What's up, Stanley?
[No response]
Deebo: Well, f*ck you, then, punk
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man.

[Maximus]

Doc Holliday -- Tombstone

"True, you are a good Woman. Then again, You could be the Anti-Christ"

[Maximus]

Khan --Star Trek The Wrath of Khan

"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold, It's very cold in space"

[Maximus]

Paulie --The Sopranos

"He jumped outta the tree and came at me with a chainsaw!"

[nooner]

If I didnt have puke breath...I'd kiss you-Strange Brew

[clean]

AFI's top 100 movie quotes:

75. Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#list

[Sassy]

"You had me at Hello"...;D

[RhymesayersDU]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

-Dante, Clerks

[SoCalBronco]

you'll have nothing and like it.

[RhymesayersDU]

My personal favorites from that Top-100 list:

3 You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT
1954

22 Bond. James Bond.
DR. NO
1962

37 I'll be back.
THE TERMINATOR
1984

57 Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
WALL STREET
1987

61 Say "hello" to my little friend!
SCARFACE
1983

63 Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
THE GRADUATE
1967

74 Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
CHINATOWN
1974

76 Hasta la vista, baby.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
1991

80 Yo, Adrian!
ROCKY
1976

92 Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
CADDYSHACK
1980

[Broncoman13]

Not that I feel this way personally, but I've seen and heard this quote/line used so many times and it's one of the funniest I've heard...

"That's what I like about High School chicks, I get older and they stay the same age". - Mathew McCaunhey in Dazed and Confused.

[Broncoman13]

Also love Yoda's famous line from Star Wars.

"NO, Do or Do Not..... there is no try".

[Pendejo]

From Bottlerocket.

They'll never catch me. I'm fvckin' innocent.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

"No, no, Goose is spelled with two "O"'s"

[sirhcyennek81]

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?" Or, " A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..." Or, the entire st. crispin's day speech from henry Vth.

[bombquixote]

"well, jim morrison, you've ruined another thanksgiving!"
-the doors

"i don't really have a day job."
-three kings

"we're not going to fall for the banana in the tail pipe."
-beverly hills cop

"those poor ****ing birds."
-three kings

"can i borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo."
-fletch lives

"ten years!"
"i freaked out. joined the army. went into business for myself. became a professional killer."
(pause)
"ten years!"
-grosse point blank

[gunns]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?-Sgt Hartman Full Metal Jacket

Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.-Chong

[sirhcyennek81]

i am a professional killer; oh good, a real growth industry...-grosse pointe blank

was it fatal? why...yes...how fatal?...completely...-pink panther remake, with steve martin

carmen, tell me, do you no what foreplay is? No...good...neither does el guapo...-three amigos

[sirhcyennek81]

now those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh comrades? austin...we won...oh...yaycapitalism...-austin powers

there will be prophets...two of them...one will speak at great lengths...whether you want him to or not...the other...is the silent type...-Lamititron, dogma

[Breck Bronc]

For an Oscar winning best picture, Silence of the Lambs has a few hilarious quotes.

Miggs: to Clarice Starling - "I can smell your cvnt."

Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

Buffalo Bill: "It places the lotion in the basket."

Buffalo Bill: "Put the fvcking lotion in the basket!"

Buffalo Bill: to a mirror - "Would you fvck me? I'd fvck me. I'd fvck me hard."

Buffalo Bill: "No, nuh-uh. Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?"

Jame Gumb, aka Buffalo Bill, needs his own movie. Screw Lecter, Starling, and Graham.

http://home.ripway.com/2003-11/38102/Studiolo/Gumb/gumb5.jpg

[sirhcyennek81]

and i can go to these conferences, and sit, and listen for days, with a smile on my face, and people will ask, how can you do it? and i'll say, i've been with del griffith...-planes, trains and automobiles

your goin the wrong way! he says we are goin the wrong way. oh, he's drunk, how does he know where we are going?- planes, trains, automobiles

what you do now...echoes through eternity...-gladiator

that woman deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die- kill bill vol 2

i wouldnt want to fight him...thats why no one will remember you-troy

[Dr. Broncenstein]

You said it, man... Nobody ****s with the Jesus.....

[-Slap-]

Oscar Madison: Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table.
[Felix laughs]
Oscar Madison: The hell's so funny?
Felix Ungar: It's not spaghetti, it's linguini.
[Oscar picks up the linguini and hurls it against the kitchen wall]
Oscar Madison: Now it's garbage.

[Rocket 7]

Pulp Fiction-Tell that b*tch to chill, say b*tch be cool,say b*tch be cool. (Jules)

[Cleo McDowell]

a couple from scarface:

"This town is like a great big p###y waiting to get f###ed"

"All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anybody."

<---also check tag line


classic from dumb and dumber:

"When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling--where I'd do anything to bone her."

[Rocket 7]

Godfather-"You know who I'm am" I'm Moe Greene "I made my bones when you were dating cheerleaders"

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Brando in Last Tango in Paris - "Honey, In ten years you'll be playing soccor with those t*ts"

[Ninjafied]

Wow! there are some really great ones out there. A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned. All I have left to contribute -

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
- Dr. Evil

[Tredici]

I don't need one other thing, not one. -- I need this paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Words of Wisdom:
Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust Whitey.
See a Doctor and get rid of it.

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk.

[FADERPROOF]

"**** me? **** you! **** you and this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. SLOW THE **** DOWN! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ****ING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that ****? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, J! **** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!"

Monty Brogan, 25th hour

[FADERPROOF]

Another movie filled with great quotes is one of my personal favorites, from dusk til dawn:

"I may be a bastard,but im not a ****ing bastard!" Seth Gecko(george Clooney)

"Rule #1. You make a noise, Mr. 44 makes a noise. You have a question, Mr. 44 has your answer. You understand? Rule #2. You do what we say, when we say it, because if you don't, see Rule #1. And don't try to ****ing run from us, because I have 6 little friends in here that run hell of a lot faster than you." - Seth Gecko

Jacob(Harvey Keiltey)"what are you so agitated about?"
Seth "im still stewin about that ape laying his hand on me."
Jacob "what are you going to do?"
Seth "well im gonna finish this bottle and then im going to bust it over his melon ****ing head."

"Your best better get a Hell of a lot ****ing better, or you're gonna feel a hell of a lot ****ing worse" - Seth Gecko

Stripper(Selma Hayek): "You can be my slave. And at my command, you will lick the dog **** from my boot heel."
Seth: "No thanks. I already had a wife!"

Seth:"Boy, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?"

Seth: "So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?"
Jacob: "He's my son."
Seth: "Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese."
Jacob: "Neither does he. He looks Chinese."
Seth: "Oh, well pardon me all to hell."

Seth: "Now I don't want to hear any **** about I don't believe in vampires because I don't believe in ****ing vampires but I believe in what I saw and what I saw was ****ing vampires so do we all agree that what we are dealing with are vampires?"

Seth: "Psycho's? Did they look like pyscho's? They were vampires. Psycho's do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't care how ****ing crazy they are!"

[Tredici]

The movie Network is up pretty near the top of my personal all time favorite list. That movie was so far ahead of it's time, it's unbelievable. This speech still holds up today. And sounds more like the truth than ever...

You people and sixty-two million other Ameicans are listening to me right now. Because less than three percent of you people read books. Because less than fifteen percent of you read newspapers. Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube. Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube. This tube is the gospel, the ultimate revelation. This tube can make or break Presidents, Popes, Prime Ministers. This tube is the most awesome, god-damned force in the whole godless world. And woe is us if it ever falls into the hands of the wrong people and that's why woe is us that Edward George Ruddy died. Because this company is now in the hands of CCA, the Communication Corporation of America. There's a new chairman of the board, a man called Frank Hackett sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the 20th floor. And when the twelfth largest company in the world controls the most awesome, god-damned propaganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what s--t will be peddled for truth on this network. So, you listen to me! Listen to me! Television is not the truth. Television is a god-damned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, story tellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers and football players. We're in the boredom-killing business. So if you want the truth, go to your God, go to your gurus, go to yourselves because that's the only place you're ever gonna find any real truth. But man, you're never gonna get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear. We like like hell! We'll tell you that Kojack always gets the killer, and nobody ever gets cancer in Archie Bunker's house. And no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry. Just look at your watch - at the end of the hour, he's gonna win. We'll tell you any s--t you want to hear. We deal in illusions, man. None of it is true! But you people sit there day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds - we're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you. You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube. You even think like the tube. This is mass madness. You maniacs. In God's name, you people are the real thing. We are the illusion. So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off. Turn them off right in the middle of this sentence I am speaking to you now. Turn them off!

[Tredici]

And it still astonishes me, this gem was part of that movie made in 1976:

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it, is that clear?! You think you have merely stopped a business deal - that is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity, it is ecological balance. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations! There are no peoples! There are no Russians! There are no Arabs! There are no Third Worlds! There is no West! There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multi-variate, multi-national dominion of dollars! Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds and shekels! It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic, and subatomic and galactic structure of things today. And you have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT and T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon - those are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state - Karl Marx? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories and mini-max solutions and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments just like we do. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable by-laws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime, and our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you to preach this evangel, Mr. Beale.

[broncosteven]

I am sure this got posted but my fav is

"Say hello to my lil friend" from Scarface.

[Smilin Assassin]

"Every man dies. Not every man truely lives"

William Wallace: Braveheart

[Tredici]

and i can go to these conferences, and sit, and listen for days, with a smile on my face, and people will ask, how can you do it? and i'll say, i've been with del griffith...-planes, trains and automobiles

your goin the wrong way! he says we are goin the wrong way. oh, he's drunk, how does he know where we are going?- planes, trains, automobiles



And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!

[Rohirrim]

You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.

Mr. President, I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed. I do say, no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops! Depending on the breaks.
(Dr. Strangelove)

Fixing your problems is not our line. We deal in lead.

Generosity! That was my first mistake!
(Magnificent 7)

Max Dugan: Study philosophy
Michael: Can you make any money in philosophy?
Max Dugan: Depends on your philosophy.
(Max Dugan Returns)

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Dickless - The man has no dick - Ghostbusters

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

In light of our water issues:

Meet the Folkers - "If its yellow, let it mello. If it's brown, flush it down."

[GSRelyea]

Bad Santa-

Willie: Why don't you wish in one hand, and sh*t in the other. See which one fills up first
_______________________
Willie: I beat the sh*t out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose.
____________________
Willie: Is that your underwear?
Kid: Part of it.
Willie: Where the hell's the rest of it?
[the kid opens his mouth to speak]
Willie: Actually, don't tell me. I don't want to know. What do you want?
Kid: I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink. But now I changed my mind.
Willie: Yeah? What?
Kid: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.
[Santa looks at the kid in confusion]
Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no f***ing gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did?
Kid: He made it all better?
Willie: No, he kicked my a$$. You know why?
Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the f**k? No!
Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?
Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a b*tch. And when he wasn't busy busting my a$$, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pu**y and kick these kids in the balls or something.
[the kid stares at Santa]
Willie: Or don't. S*it. I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it.
Kid: Okay. Thanks Santa.

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[Master___Pain]

I've seen many of the quotes one would expect on this thread but no mention of one of the funniest movies of all time? (Hence my screen name)

To those that have seen the movie you'll appreciate these, to those that have not, what the **** are you waiting for, go rent it!!!

-"I spanked your ass as a baby and I wil spank it now, bitch!!"

-"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo. He was trained wrong, you know,as a joke."

-"Take a close look cause I rule baby!" "And ho exactly do you rule? The large-dark-nippled people?"

-"You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch. "

-"Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?"
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.

-"Well, I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants!"

[epicSocialism4tw]

Nigel Tufnel: "This amp goes to 11."

From 'Better off Dead': "Where's my two dollars?!?!"

from 'Great Outdoors': (two raccoons rummaging through trash discussing gourmet trash food and why to avoid hot dogs) "Do you know what those things are made of?....Pig lips and ***holes!"

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Goose: You have to have carnel knowledge... Of a woman this time... On the premisses.

Mav: No problem, because think she's lost that lovin' fellin'

Goose: Dammit, I have when she does that.

[FADERPROOF]

Bad Santa-

Willie: Why don't you wish in one hand, and sh*t in the other. See which one fills up first
_______________________
Willie: I beat the sh*t out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose.
____________________
Willie: Is that your underwear?
Kid: Part of it.
Willie: Where the hell's the rest of it?
[the kid opens his mouth to speak]
Willie: Actually, don't tell me. I don't want to know. What do you want?
Kid: I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink. But now I changed my mind.
Willie: Yeah? What?
Kid: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing.
[Santa looks at the kid in confusion]
Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no ****ing gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did?
Kid: He made it all better?
Willie: No, he kicked my a$$. You know why?
Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the ****? No!
Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?
Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a b*tch. And when he wasn't busy busting my a$$, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pu**y and kick these kids in the balls or something.
[the kid stares at Santa]
Willie: Or don't. S*it. I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it.
Kid: Okay. Thanks Santa.

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I think I could go on forever with this movie, but its too hard to try and clean up all the stuff

That is another great movie to quote, I personally like this part in Bad Santa:

Willie: What is it with you anyway? Someone drop you on your ****ing head?
Kid: On my head?
Willie: Well yeah, what are they going to drop you on someone else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not onto your..what?...Goddam it! Are you ****ing with me?

[-Slap-]

Not a great movie, by any stretch, but this exchange from Dodgeball had me laughing.

Peter (Vince Vaughn): "Are you sure that this is completely necessary?"
Patches (Rip Torn): "Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
Peter: "Probably not."
Patches: "No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

[Dr. Broncenstein]

"Why does it say paperjam, when there is no paperjam?"

[FADERPROOF]

Not a great movie, by any stretch, but this exchange from Dodgeball had me laughing.

Peter (Vince Vaughn): "Are you sure that this is completely necessary?"
Patches (Rip Torn): "Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
Peter: "Probably not."
Patches: "No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

best quote in that movie:

"You're as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."

[elsid13]

“Always with the negative waves, Moriarty� Oddball - Kelly’s Heroes

“Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. “ Patton

[sirhcyennek81]

Last days on earth? if i had a dick i'd go get laid. so we will do the next best thing. start killing people...GASP...oh, not you...-Loki, Dogma

[Rascal]

"People should know when they are conquered"

rep to elsid for quotting patton...I love that movie.

[Mr. Trout]

"Kiss my white ass" from my next movie

Brian Trauer

[sirhcyennek81]

if we think of j edagr hoover, j. edgar hoover will appear and destroy us, clear your heads, clear your heads..THE CHOICE IS MADE...oh wait...whoa...i didnt choose anything, did you? no, did you? mind totally blank...ray? i...i couldnt help it...help what, ray? LOOK...it cant be...no it cant be...its the stay puffed marshmellow man...-ghostbusters, paraphrased.

[stoxman]

From the movie, Aliens:

The quote that makes no sense: "Where in the shoot...5 by 5...where's the damn beacon? Oh, there it is, I see it"

The classic: "Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, maannnn....but we just got OUR ASSES KICKED!"

What are we gonna do now???? What are we GONNA DO NOW.....That's just f'in great.....man....

Gets me every time...dude is too funny.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

From the movie, Aliens:

The quote that makes no sense: "Where in the shoot...5 by 5...where's the damn beacon? Oh, there it is, I see it"

The classic: "Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, maannnn....but we just got OUR ASSES KICKED!"

What are we gonna do now???? What are we GONNA DO NOW.....That's just f'in great.....man....

Gets me every time...dude is too funny.
I'm Hudson. He's Hicks.

[sirhcyennek81]

also, from aliens. "Get away from her you bitch"- Ripley

You bled with william wallace...now bleed with me...-Robert the Bruce, braveheart

[epicSocialism4tw]

if we think of j edagr hoover, j. edgar hoover will appear and destroy us, clear your heads, clear your heads..THE CHOICE IS MADE...oh wait...whoa...i didnt choose anything, did you? no, did you? mind totally blank...ray? i...i couldnt help it...help what, ray? LOOK...it cant be...no it cant be...its the stay puffed marshmellow man...-ghostbusters, paraphrased.


Nice!

[epicSocialism4tw]

From the movie, Aliens:

The quote that makes no sense: "Where in the shoot...5 by 5...where's the damn beacon? Oh, there it is, I see it"

The classic: "Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, maannnn....but we just got OUR ASSES KICKED!"

What are we gonna do now???? What are we GONNA DO NOW.....That's just f'in great.....man....

Gets me every time...dude is too funny.


You gotta love it when Hicks goes into the Alien nest and starts blasting Aliens and says some rambling monologue to the effect of: "You want some of this?!?...How about you?!?!...oh...take that m******!!!

[-Slap-]

Team America: World Police

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derka ala. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ohhh! Derka derka derka!
[Allows Gary into terrorist hideout]

[Kaylore]

Khan --Star Trek The Wrath of Khan

"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold, It's very cold in space"
:thumbsup:

"Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

Ray : "You know, it's just occurred to me. We really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment."
Egon "I blame myself."
Peter "So do I."


"Have you, or any member of your family, ever been diagnosed schizophrenic . . . mentally incompetent?" "My uncle thought he was St. Jerome." "I'd call that a big yes."

Ray Stantz: My parents left me that house. I was born there!
Peter Venkman: You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.

[epicSocialism4tw]

:thumbsup:

"Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

Ray : "You know, it's just occurred to me. We really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment."
Egon "I blame myself."
Peter "So do I."


"Have you, or any member of your family, ever been diagnosed schizophrenic . . . mentally incompetent?" "My uncle thought he was St. Jerome." "I'd call that a big yes."

Ray Stantz: My parents left me that house. I was born there!
Peter Venkman: You're not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.

Egon: Would you like some coffee Vince?
Luis Tully/Vincle Clothor: Coffee?
Egon (nodding): Yes...have some
Luis/Vince: Yes...have some.

At Luis Tully's Party:
Luis Tully: Alright...who brought the dog?

At Dana's place:
Dana: There is no Dana....only Zuul...
Venkman: Oh, Zuulie, you nut...

[Crushaholic]

"I have been-and always will be-your friend"
Wrath of Khan

"You can't handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men

"Be the ball"
Caddyshack

"Mama always said, 'Stupid is as stupid does'"
Forrest Gump

"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!"
Star Wars

[FADERPROOF]

"You woke up the bears, why did you do that?" - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman.

[MT-Tdawg]

I'm sure somebody has listed it already, but...

Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

You gotta love it when Hicks goes into the Alien nest and starts blasting Aliens and says some rambling monologue to the effect of: "You want some of this?!?...How about you?!?!...oh...take that m******!!!
Hudson says that not Hicks.

[dbroncos31]

From Team America: "Surprise cockbags!"
and...Terrorist: "We will take their lives by sacrificing ours" Gary: "We're gonna do what?"

[dbroncos31]

From Anchorman. "I heard that their periods attract bears."

[dbroncos31]

"What's that smell?" "That's the smell of desire." It smells like Bigfoots penis...it smells like a baby's diaper filled with indian food...It smells like the inside of a fake leg." "Well, thats what desire smells like to some people."

[dbroncos31]

Even the guy who can't think said something!-Vince Vaughn

[MT-Tdawg]

Team America: World Police

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derka ala. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ohhh! Derka derka derka!
[Allows Gary into terrorist hideout]

LOL ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

[dbroncos31]

Gary-"Wow, a flying limo. Now i have seen everything."
Spotswood-"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
Gary-"No."
Spotswood-"Then you haven't seen anything. And neither have we."

[dbroncos31]

You're breaking my balls hans brix

[dbroncos31]

I'm so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone.

[dbroncos31]

Finkle and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkle. EINHORN IS FINKLE! Einhorn's a man! *commences throwing up*

[dbroncos31]

"You boys like ME-XI-CO!" Super Troopers

[dbroncos31]

I am all that is man!!!!

[GSRelyea]

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like a$$ but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.
________________________________________

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Kid: (Into mike) Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. (Into mike) Don't spit in that cop's burger.
__________________________________________________ _

[dbroncos31]

You're a butt-****ing quitter!

[dbroncos31]

Would you like to dimpussize your order for just 25 cents more?
How bout i punchasize your face--For free!

[dbroncos31]

Where'd you learn that, Cheech--DRUG SCHOOL??

[RaiderH8r]

Major League- Up yer butt joe boo

"Is that you Tolbert? I'm hung over, my knees are killing me and if you were going to pull this sh!t at least you could have said you were from the Yankees."

"Sh!tburger?"

[RaiderH8r]

Where'd you learn that, Cheech--DRUG SCHOOL??
"Dave's not here man."

[stoxman]

Lethal Weapon:

Hysterical dude about to jump from building to Mel Gibson: "YOU DON'T KNOW ****....I've done nothing..>WRONG......"

Mel getting all buggy eyed responds: DO YOU WANNA JUMP....DO YOU WANNA???? Well ok then....
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Stripes: Bill Murray giving the "flapjack" treatment to the HOT MP gal sitting on the stove...."Whose your buddy? Whose your pal?"

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Fatal Attraction: "I'm not going to be IGNORED, Dan!"

[broncogary]

Bad Company-Big Joe, "I just know I'm going to regret this."

Just got done watching it on the Western Channel.

[sirhcyennek81]

Hell with the woosah captain, did you just call me a tick?--Bad Boys 2

Wake up son, gonna be takin these huggies, and any cash ya got...proceding the best chase scene in any movie ever--Raising Arizona

[Bronco_Beerslug]

Henry Frapp: Where you been asshole?

Nat Wyeth: I made the assumption you would have went downstream.

Henry Frapp: You assumpted? Well, don't do no more goddamn assumptin, I thought you got lost again.

Dat Wyeth: Haven't you ever been lost?

Henry Frapp: Hmmmm, been fearsome confused for a month or two but I aint never been lost.

<a href="http://tinyurl.com/dcon4">The Mountain Men</a>

[CanuckBroncofan]

My favorite quote is from Apocalypse Now. Kurtz and Willard are talking.

Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?

Willard: I'm a soldier.

Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

My favorite is Brando from Last Tango In paris - "Honey in ten years you'll be playing soccer with those t*ts."

[Willynowei]

Quintus -"People should know when they are conquered."
Maximus -"Would you, Quintus? Would I?"

-Gladiator

[CanuckBroncofan]

Brando from On the Waterfront. This is classic.

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley

[BroncoFanDoug]

Airplane is my all-time favorite movie, but for quotes, it's from "Reversal of Fortune":

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Claus von Bülow (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000460/): You have no idea.
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Not sure what this says about me, but it probably isn't good :)

[Bronx33]

Anything from caddyshack..


http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/caddyshack/thisisahybrid.wav

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/caddyshack/tremendousslouch.wav

[-Slap-]

What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' n_____s and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

Marcellus Wallace, post violation and plenty pissed off.

[The Big E]

What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' n_____s and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

Marcellus Wallace, post violation and plenty pissed off.
Free the gimp!!

[REB]

A few from Scarface that I like...

"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up jour a$$ -- see if it fits"

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."

"I neva f'ked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

"Don't f'k me, Tony. Don't you ever try to f'k me."

"Jou wanna waste my time? Okay."

"Say goodnight to the bad guy"

"Well jou stupid f'k, look at you now!"

and then of course....

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

[-Slap-]

Somewhere in Scarface, I believe you'll find the immortal line: "F___ you, you f___ing f___!"

[REB]

Somewhere in Scarface, I believe you'll find the immortal line: "F___ you, you f___ing f___!"

Oh yeah, how could I forget that one. That's classic! I Love it! :)

[sirhcyennek81]

Anything by Jules in Pulp Fiction. that is one of the best movie characters ever.

:Broncos:

[-Slap-]

They say f___ 218 times in Scarface, which is, I might add, one long f___ing movie at 170 minutes.

There are also 60 other assorted curses in that film, for a whopping total of 278 curses. That's one curse word every 36 seconds.

I got this information off a fairly obnoxious website that I don't wish to credit, so don't be surprised if its inaccurate. What the f___ you want from me?

[-Slap-]

Anything by Jules in Pulp Fiction. that is one of the best movie characters ever.

:Broncos:
Really sucked when he didn't win Best Supporting Actor for that role.

[sirhcyennek81]

Do they speak english in What? wh...what? ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?- Jules

:Broncos:

[REB]

They say f___ 218 times in Scarface, which is, I might add, one long f___ing movie at 170 minutes.

There are also 60 other assorted curses in that film, for a whopping total of 278 curses. That's one curse word every 36 seconds.

I got this information off a fairly obnoxious website that I don't wish to credit, so don't be surprised if its inaccurate. What the f___ you want from me?

LOL Vera to Tony...."Can't you stop saying 'f--k' all the time?" :)

[sirhcyennek81]

Not the best line i ever heard, but pretty funny. from blade trinity:

Stop it King, its not funny any more--
No its not, you horse humping bitch...

cracked me up.

:Broncos:

[-Slap-]

Not the best line i ever heard, but pretty funny. from blade trinity:

Stop it King, its not funny any more--
No its not, you horse humping b****...

cracked me up.

:Broncos:
I can't remember the source, but the first time I heard the term "square-headed bastard", I was on the floor.

Bonus points to whoever can name that film!

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Somewhere in Scarface, I believe you'll find the immortal line: "F___ you, you f___ing f___!"

I bought a Tshirt in Times Square last year with that on it. Then went back later and bought four more for my team mates in a golf tourney to wear on the course. Thought one of the rangers was going to make us take them off, but another thought it was funny and we wore them till the 18th green.

[BroncoInferno]

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

--Orson Welles in The Third Man

[ak1971]

somebody go back and get us a ****load of dimes...

[alkemical]

"i'm sorry, i can't do that david" - HAL

[jonny1]

From "The Missouri Breaks"

Marlon Brando (notice he is mentioned alot?) to Randy Quaid -

"I think life is like a train going down a mountain . . . . What do you think life is like?"

Quaid - "I don't know. All I know is, life ain't like nothin' I've ever seen before."

[CanuckBroncofan]

Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Initech.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): In... yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): What's that?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Yeah.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): About an hour ago.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Joanna (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/): So what do you wanna do?
Peter Gibbons (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/): First I'm gonna take you out to dinner, and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch kung fu. Do you ever watch kung fu?

[Haroldthebarrel]

Lotsa good quotes from "Naked" IMO.

Brian: Waste not, want not.
Johnny: And other clichés.
Brian: But a cliché is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliché.
Johnny: Which is itself a cliché.

Johnny: I've got an infinite number of places to go, the problem is somewhere to stay.

Brian: What are you doing here?
Johnny: Well, I was standing over *there*, but that didn't seem to be working out for me, so I moved over here, but this one isn't much better.

Louise: How did you get here?
Johnny: Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.

[Atlas]

" I'd buy that for a $1"---- Robocop

[Indian Pony]

Old Lodge Skins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0313381/): Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.
Jack Crabb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000163/): All right, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0313381/): She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying.

[Rock Chalk]

I can't remember the source, but the first time I heard the term "square-headed bastard", I was on the floor.

Bonus points to whoever can name that film!
Apparently, the term "square headed bastard" was first coined by a soldier in WWII who was "helping" one of the German gaurds at the prison camp learn English.

Here is the text I found doing a search:

Then, I was in there a week or two then they moved us lower down in buildings then and started capturing some Russians and they took they up that top camp. It wasn’t their best troops but anyway they captured quite a few. We were down this other camp and us had bunks there, 1,2,3. This was in the winter and when they have winter out there, they have bloody winter out there. Every bunk had a full portion of bed boards and within a few days we only had one or two, all the bloody rest was burnt in the stove there. One night a cart load of swede came in there. By the morning half the bloody cart was gone. It’s true. Your boots, they was gone, they fitted you up with clogs and your socks, you had no socks. You had foot rags, about a foot square. You put your foot in the middle and tied them right up put them in the clog. When you got up in the morning that clog would be froze to the floor and there’d be a thin layer of ice in there but you still put your foot in there, in your rag. It’s surprising what the human body will stand really. Then you’d be off to work. In this camp I’m still telling you about there was this German. I’m not saying he was the brightest of Germans. He wanted to learn English. We said "all right, we’ll teach you English". We said to him "repeat after us – I am a square headed bastard". He was walking around this camp –"I am a square headed bastard." He said "Good English, good English" and he was that proud. I don’t know if he found out, I don’t know. "I am a square headed bastard."

[Rascal]

Hospitaller: put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here [points to head] and here [points to heart], and by what you decide to do eveyday, will make you a good man... or not.

Guy de Lusignan: If I had fought you when you were still capable of making bastards...
Godfrey of Ibelin: I knew your mother when she was making hers; fortunately you're too old to be one of mine.

King Baldwin: But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convinient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

Balian of Ibelin: What man is a man who does not make the world better?

[Rascal]

Not a movie quote, but still good:

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the judgement/realization that something is more important then fear"

Orginally said by Ambrose Redmoon, but in the fire department I worked at for a summer it was realization instad of judgement.

[ak1971]

"In the game of life, women are the rake." Rounders

[PLOWHORSE]

" The most depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. Man They're relentless"

Mitch Hedberg
1968-2005

[Smiling Assassin27]

Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life?--40 Year Old Virgin

[Crowpointer]

We're adding something else to this months sales contest, First prize is a cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you're fired.

[Bronco_Beerslug]

"Hand me the keys, you f*&%#ing c*#%@&*ker"














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[Elway 4 Life]

"Who the f*** got ice cream?" - The Ringer

[alkemical]

it's friday.....

[BMF Bronco]

it's friday.....
"you ain't go no job...you aint got **** to do!"

[Elway 4 Life]

"Game over man." - Aliens

[BMF Bronco]

"Well Lumburgh ****ed her!"

[Popps]

We're adding something else to this months sales contest, First prize is a cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you're fired.

Classic.

[Rocket 7]

Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut

[watermock]

This might not be verbatim.

"What happened the the BluesMobile?"

"What happened to the Caddilac?"

"I sold it for a microphone..."

"it's got cop tires, cop brakes and a motor to die for, and it was a bargain...they were practically giving them away."

"Fix the lighter"