Favorite All-Time Movie Quotes

[watermock]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."

[ShutDownPoster]

'is it better to be loved, or feared...?'
--A Bronx Tale.

[Bronco Bob]

"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier."
Selina Kyle

[ShutDownPoster]

'F.B.I? NO -- G-A-Y!!'

-Moscow On The Hudson

[Drunk idiot kicker]

On The Waterfont

I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

[Drunk idiot kicker]

It wasn't him, Charley, it was you...

"Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson."

You remember that? "This ain't your night"!

My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart!

So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get?

A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!

You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit.

You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money...

[Arkie]

You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the ****ing difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!

[gunns]

"You don't have a forehead, you have a five head"

[-Slap-]

Ricky Roma: WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... F___-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.

Glengarry Glen Ross - Al Pacino when he first got into the shouting thing, but before it became his crutch.

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[Popps]

Nigel Tufnel: We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

-This is Spinal Tap

[Drunk idiot kicker]

SLAP, after a rugged weekend of NFL playoff wagering...

In the great year of our Lord, 2006...

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[-Slap-]

SLAP, after a rugged weekend of NFL playoff wagering...

In the great year of our Lord, 2006...

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That was the exact look on my face when Baltimore gave up 14 points in 82 seconds last weekend.

[watermock]

I remember when I was in Vegas, we bet a bunch on the Celts, and ley laid a 9 point egg in the third. , and we had the over. Somethow, they recovered and covered by two.

[TheManeMan]

"When the f_ck did we have Ice Cream?"

Winston - The Ringer

[ShutDownPoster]

Jeff Daniels to Jim Carey in Dumb & Dumber:

'...you have a rapists' wit...' rofl

[Dr. Broncenstein]

He's ruining our lives and eating all of our steak! - Napolean Dynamite

[broncoblue]

come out come out wherever you are

or squeal like pig

[Odysseus]

Doc: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.


Ringo: Wretched slugs, don't any of you have the guts to play for blood?
Doc: I'm your huckleberry.


Ringo: Well, didn't think you had it in you. (smiles and gets ready) Shall we?
Doc: I'm your huckleberry. [As he walks out of the shadows] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave. Oh, I wasn't quite as sick as I made out.
Ringo: My fight's not with you Holliday.
Doc: I beg to differ. We started a fight we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?
Ringo: I was only kidding about that.
Doc: I wasn't and this time it's legal. [Shows Ringo his badge]
Ringo: All right lunger, let's do it.
Doc: Say when. [Doc shoots Ringo] Come on! Come on! Oh Johnny, you're no daisy. No daisy at all.

Wyatt: [Wyatt appears looking shocked] What happened!?
Doc: Poor soul, he was so high-strung. Afraid the strain was more than he could bear.

[Odysseus]

Narrator: [Opening lines] His name was Jeremiah Johnson, and they say he wanted to be a mountain man. The story goes that he was a man of proper wit and adventurous spirit, suited to the mountains. Nobody knows where abouts he come from and don't seem to matter much. He was a young man and ghosty stories about the tall hills didn't scare him none. He was looking for a Hawken gun, .50 caliber or better. He settled for a .30, but damn, it was a genuine Hawken, and you couldn't go no better. Bought him a good horse, and traps, and other truck that went with being a mountain man, and said good-bye to whatever life was down there below.

Jeremiah Johnson: [Jeremiah and Caleb find Del Gue buried to his neck in sand] Are you all right?
Del Gue: Sure, sure, I got a fine horse under me!
[sneezes]
Del Gue: Got one of them feathers in my nose.
Jeremiah Johnson: You keep sneezing, it'll come out all right. Haven't seen anyone pass by recent, have you?
Del Gue: Nobody's gone in front of me. Can't say what's happened behind me, though.
Jeremiah Johnson: The Injuns put you here?
Del Gue: T'weren't Mormons. A Chief, name of Mad Wolf. Nice fella, don't talk a hell of a lot. Say, you wouldn't have an extra hat on you, would you? Shade's getting' scarce in these parts.
Jeremiah Johnson: What'd you shave your head for?
Del Gue: Mad Wolf figures like every other Injun I know. Says this scalp isn't fit for no decent man's lodgepole. Ain't the first time I've protected my head in such a way. Name's Del Gue, with an "e".

Del Gue: Ain't that Hatchet Jack's rifle?
Jeremiah Johnson: Yep. Found him froze to a tree.
Del Gue: Damn! He was a wild one, old Hatchet Jack. He was livin' two year in a cave up on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him.

Jeremiah Johnson: You will do well, Del. You will do well, if you don't get in too much trouble with all that hair.
Del Gue: Ain't this somethin'? I told my pap and mam I was coming to the mountains to trap and be a mountain man. Acted like they was gut-shot. Says, "son, make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Them mountains is for animals and savages." I said, "Mother Gue, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world." And by God I was right.

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Del Gue: I ain't never seen 'em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills, and the Alps is for children to climb! Keep good care of your hair! These here is God's finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And there ain't no churches, except for this right here! And there ain't no priests excepting the birds. By God, I are a mountain man, and I'll live 'til an arrow or a bullet finds me. And then I'll leave my bones on this great map of the magnificent . . .

[footstepsfrom#27]

"There's nothin' like a good piece a hickory"

--Clint Eastwood; Pale Rider

[Elway 4 Life]

"coffee is for closer's." - Glengarry Glen Ross

[-Slap-]

"Pardon me while I whip this out"

Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles

[Odysseus]

--Collateral--

Max: Hey.
[stuttering]
Max: He, he, he fell on the cab. He fell, he fell from up there on the mother****ing cab. ****. I think he's dead.
Vincent: Good guess.
Max: You killed him?
Vincent: No, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him.

Vincent: Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
Max: Well, who was he?
Vincent: What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
Max: Yes, I know Rwanda.
Vincent: Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?
Max: What?
Vincent: Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
Max: Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
Vincent: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.

[ShutDownPoster]

'I don't negotiate with terrorists...'

-Dennis Hopper; Land of The Dead.

[Clockwork Orange]

"Where the white women at?"

[watermock]

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!!

Al Wilson should of made that speech at halftime..."still sad"

We have a lively group fussing over TO tonight....

[sirhcyennek81]

I am a mushroom cloud layin mother ****er mother ****er. every time my fingers touch brain, i am hiro****ingshima, i am the ****ing guns of the navaronne...IN fact, why the **** am i on brain detail, we ****in switchin, your gonna pick up this N*'s skull... Jules, Pulp Fiction

Yes, its true. This man has no dick- Vankman, Ghostbusters

:Broncos:

[ShutDownPoster]

'get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!'

[sirhcyennek81]

Stay alive, no matter what occurs...I will find you...Hawkeye, Last of the Mohicans

:Broncos:

[anthonypacino]

Wherever you're going there you are. Buckaroo Banzai

[Crowpointer]

"Nobody can eat 50 eggs" -Cool hand luke

[Bronco_Beerslug]

"Nobody can eat 50 eggs" -Cool hand luke

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[smalltowngrll]

"Hello. My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" ~The Princess Bride

"As you wish" ~ Princess Bride


I love that movie...

[ShutDownPoster]

One of my fave's in one of the most quotable movies of all time:

Julius: You know Antwon Nokumura, Half black, half Samoan, people call him 'Tony Rocky Horror?'
Vincent: Yeah, I know him...fat, right?
Julius: Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call the brutha fat. I mean -- he does have a weight problem. (pause) What you expect? -- the muthafugga's Samoan!'


-Pulp Fiction.

[TDmvp]

$hitloads of good ones in A Perfect World .... With Costner and Eastwood.
That whole difference between a threat and a promise bit .when Costner punch that guy in the face in the car... so many in that movie ...

[CBF1]

"I'm already dead".

Brandon Lee The Crow 1993

[ShutDownPoster]

'whoop dat trick'

Hustle & Flow.

[watermock]

"Thank You"-------OJ Simpson after verdict

[RaiderH8r]

Casablanca: Pretty much start to finish.

[Northman]

" Good, i need a good Horse Blanket " - Campbell: Army of Darkness

[watermock]

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"10,000 lakes and he has to pick mine"

[bendog]

I got touch of hangover bureaucraft don't push me=John Wayne

[freak6]

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[Bronx33]

What brings you to this neck of the nape...

[freak6]

Jay: "That's how a tiger know he got to tackle a gazelle. There's a code written in his DNA. It says, 'Tackle the gazelle'"
Andy: "Okay."
Jay: "And believe it or not, in every man, there's a code written that says: 'Tackle drunk bitches.'"

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[REB]

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From Se7en.

Great movie.

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

[12th man]

" Good, i need a good Horse Blanket " - Campbell: Army of Darkness
Army of Darkness is my favorite movie and basically everything said in that movie are my all time favorite quotes. so here you go:

Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart...YOU GOT THAT!

[About his shotgun.]
Ash: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and S**t. And Jack just left town.


[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash]
Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares.

Ash: Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

[ShutDownPoster]

Just watched the trailer for Clerks 2

' 32 and still flippin burgers? Is anybody else from out graduating class back there?' Ha!

[Saddletramp]

Ronnie , son you can throw the ball a mile but you can't pitch it three yards.

[alkemical]

i'm trying to keep you in the DJ business.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

- Clint Eastwood

____________________


Will Smith's psychology major girlfriend (smugly): "You unconsciously chose this car for its phallic symbolism."

Will Smith: No, I didn't. I consciously chose this car for its phallic symbolism.

(Can't remember the name of the show.)

____________________


"I've decided I'm going to stick around for awhile. I've also decided that if you don't like it, then that's tough sh*t."

- Steven Seagal, "Fire Down Below"

Kris Kristofferson: (after getting shot in the leg by Steven Seagal)
"I'm still alive, you dumb son of a b*tch."

Steven Seagal: "I know. It could be because I'm a really bad shot, or it could be because I really wanted you to meet Tyrone."

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Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Melvin Udall: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

- Jack Nicholson "As Good as it Gets"

____________________

Garth Algar: "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

Wayne Campbell: "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."

- Wayne's World

____________________


Super Soul: "And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape...the last beautiful free soul on this planet."

- Vanishing Point

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[Drunken man downs liquor and passes out flat on his back]

Dale Turner: S'il vous plait, I would like to have the same thing he had.

Dale: You just don't go out and pick a style off a tree one day. The tree's inside you, growing naturally.

Ace: When you have to explore every night...even the most beautiful things that you find can be the most painful.

- 'Round Midnight


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Goethe: "The way of innocense leads on - not back. Not back to the world of the child, but even further into sin; ever deeper into human life.

Hermine: "Oh, Harry, such dirt and humbug we have to slog through in order to get home - and no guide but our homesickness."

- Steppenwolf (Starring Max Von Sydow and Dominique Sanda)

[usedupbraids]

Good Fellas "Funny how" You know the way you tell a story "No i dont know you said im funny" tommy "No his a big boy you know what you said im funny what the **** so funny about me tell me?"

Ps hopefully i got it all there