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Willynowei
06-13-2011, 11:39 PM
i cannot believe it. Gorgeous gal comes down to NY for a wedding, plans to craash at my freinds place. Of course she meets me, and so long story short, end of the night there's heavy petting going on under the table, and just as this happens they say they gonna all leave and go back to stupid NJ.

And I got an appartment ein Ne York and I'm like, look why don't we split up, her and her cousin can come with me, you guys can go home and he's like no all my friends are coming with me. OH really? youre really going to do that? I've got this girl DTF, she's mine and you're going to pull this ****? Sh'es trying to convince him its okay and now he's arguing with this girl and she doesn't want to cause problems so we just part ways.

Well she leaves for California tomorrow night, and now I'm without **** tonight.

**** this ****, this is the second time in a week, and the last one is worse, its ****ing killing me.

Thanks Oman efro listening to me.

Bye.

broncocalijohn
06-13-2011, 11:56 PM
Dump the friend pronto and when you get cock blocked it is normally because of a drunk friend. My cousin did this to me coming out of my house. Next time, get a cab for drunk friends and now you are on your own terms. Enjoy the KY gel for you and your hand.

SoCalBronco
06-14-2011, 12:00 AM
Myrtle Beach beckons.

24champ
06-14-2011, 12:37 AM
Myrtle Beach beckons.

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/176.jpg

Jason in LA
06-14-2011, 12:44 AM
Sounds like he likes her, or has some reason to try to protect her. Doesn't justify it, but there is a reason for everything.

Archer81
06-14-2011, 12:54 AM
I got cockblocked by my friends once. You know how rare it is to find a gay dude in Canon City? Or in a bar there? Dude was from Georgia, was only in Colorado for a month for training and those ****ers decided that hey, that dude has unnoble intentions for the one gay dude in the area we like. We must ask him 20 ****ing questions and then badly threaten to kick his ass if this is some game and he intends to hurt me.

Dumb ****ers. I love them to death but Jesus Christ I know what the hell I am doing. Two years later and it still pisses me off.

****ers.

:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
06-14-2011, 12:57 AM
Blart and Sirhcyennek81 saw cock and they both coming running to the new thread....figures!

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Archer81
06-14-2011, 01:02 AM
Blart and Sirhcyennek81 saw cock and they both coming running to the new thread....figures!

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Actually my first impulse was "poor guy, I too have a tale of heartache and woe." And felt the need to share it. Cockblocking is a universal pain for singles looking for random ass. If this board had lesbians, they would be in here too because they also get muffblocked.

Its what binds us as people.

:Broncos:

Doggcow
06-14-2011, 01:18 AM
Actually my first impulse was "poor guy, I too have a tale of heartache and woe." And felt the need to share it. Cockblocking is a universal pain for singles looking for random ass. If this board had lesbians, they would be in here too because they also get muffblocked.

Its what binds us as people.

:Broncos:

My friend "M" the other night is trying to hook me up with her friend "S" and everything was going well, just as I'm about to get the inside info when "S" when to the bathroom... My friend from across the table juts in some stupid **** about some random...

Needless to say, I have to wait til next time now. Didn't totally ruin it for me though.

Archer81
06-14-2011, 02:07 AM
My friend "M" the other night is trying to hook me up with her friend "S" and everything was going well, just as I'm about to get the inside info when "S" when to the bathroom... My friend from across the table juts in some stupid **** about some random...

Needless to say, I have to wait til next time now. Didn't totally ruin it for me though.


The dude from Georgia, we will call him D.F.G. I got him later. Still see him time to time "FWB". But to be cockblocked from a gay dude by straight dudes was something I never experienced til then or since. They also had a hard time understanding why I would be pissed about it.

Shenanigans.

:Broncos:

Broncos_OTM
06-14-2011, 02:56 AM
I mean really. You guys really jump online crying about getting cock blocked. Unbelieveable.

Cleo McDowell
06-14-2011, 03:58 AM
in b4 mightysmurf's tales of sexual conquest.:welcome:

worm
06-14-2011, 04:56 AM
The pussification of America continues. You are in NY City for Godssake!

Are y'all taking LeBron James correspondence courses in 'Who to blame when things go wrong'?

Kaylore
06-14-2011, 05:30 AM
To impress a chick, do helicopter dick.

Chris
06-14-2011, 05:34 AM
That's why we have poooooooooooornoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Chris
06-14-2011, 05:36 AM
Anyone with a hot damn skin flute in NYC can be the pied piper provided there is cocaine wherever you are going.

55CrushEm
06-14-2011, 05:36 AM
I thought Blart was the only openly gay person on this board. I had no idea sirhcyennek81 was too!

Ha!

Man, I guess my gaydar just doesn't work.....I just love women too much.

strafen
06-14-2011, 05:57 AM
Blart and Sirhcyennek81 saw cock and they both coming running to the new thread....figures!

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I don't care who you are, that's freakin' hilarious! Ha!

HILife
06-14-2011, 06:17 AM
I hate when this happens. Some how, some way, someone finds a way to cock block me. COME ON, my cock needs loving too!!

HILife
06-14-2011, 06:20 AM
Blart and Sirhcyennek81 saw cock and they both coming running to the new thread....figures!

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And check out the other two names on the list. I guess great minds think alike.

Chris
06-14-2011, 06:22 AM
I hate when this happens. Some how, some way, someone finds a way to cock block me. COME ON, my cock needs loving too!!

I feel a song coming on.

As an aside, if you made HiLife your Christian name I'm sure you'd get laid on the reg.

As an aside to the aside, I am standing on an NYC street corner and it is a cornucopia of hot ass. I feel like I am watching national geographic: Hot Ass edition. If you are a lion (let's be real you're a lion in training) and this chick is a gazelle then your friend is the hippo that says "Hey I'm having a party in the water please come join me and drown in my water / misery".

HILife
06-14-2011, 06:26 AM
I feel a song coming on.

As an aside, if you made HiLife your Christian name I'm sure you'd get laid on the reg.

Is this what your talking about, because this is defiantly what I didn't just do?

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Chris
06-14-2011, 06:41 AM
I was thinking more butters sings what what in the butt

jhns
06-14-2011, 06:59 AM
You need to train your friends better. Every time he cock blocks, you need to punch him in the dick. At some point, he will stop cock blocking.

Jason in LA
06-14-2011, 07:07 AM
The solution to this problem is to have a team. Getting action should be one phone call away.

Requiem
06-14-2011, 07:42 AM
whatever. If this girl was down to ****, shed of screwed you in an alley, on a six week ild pizza box or in a park. Sounds like an excuse for not having game to lock it down.

Willynowei
06-14-2011, 08:01 AM
whatever. If this girl was down to ****, shed of screwed you in an alley, on a six week ild pizza box or in a park. Sounds like an excuse for not having game to lock it down.

After arguing with my friend a while, she backed off, he was borderline belligerent and I think she's engaged to her boyfriend, so was on the prudent side i guess.

w/e. As the people on this board have pointed out, I'm in NYC, you can be insanely picky and extremely unlucky in this city and you'll still end up with plenty.

Just pissed I got cock blocked a few times in a row, the last couple days.

Requiem
06-14-2011, 08:07 AM
I'm just giving you **** bud.

Happened to me a few weeks ago too, but it was mostly my fault.

I roofied myself.

alkemical
06-14-2011, 08:16 AM
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Broncos_OTM
06-14-2011, 08:26 AM
The solution to this problem is to have a team. Getting action should be one phone call away.

Centralized booty...

Broncos_OTM
06-14-2011, 08:27 AM
After arguing with my friend a while, she backed off, he was borderline belligerent and I think she's engaged to her boyfriend, so was on the prudent side i guess.

w/e. As the people on this board have pointed out, I'm in NYC, you can be insanely picky and extremely unlucky in this city and you'll still end up with plenty.

Just pissed I got cock blocked a few times in a row, the last couple days.

Yeah dude chicks that have attachments never ends well especially if you know some of the party

Bronco Yoda
06-14-2011, 09:21 AM
Actually my first impulse was "poor guy, I too have a tale of heartache and woe." And felt the need to share it. Cockblocking is a universal pain for singles looking for random ass. If this board had lesbians, they would be in here too because they also get muffblocked.

Its what binds us as people.

:Broncos:

We really do need to recruit some Bronco luv'n lesbians here. For the sake of diversity.... and free love.... and video cams..... and hot nacho cheese sauce dripping everywhere.... in tubs filled with green jello.... and more video cams....

uh, what was the topic again?

vancejohnson82
06-14-2011, 10:25 AM
this is why I don't have friends

TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-14-2011, 10:35 AM
this is why I don't have friends

Yeeeeeeeah... that's probably the reason.

Jason in LA
06-14-2011, 10:36 AM
this is why I don't have friends

I can dig this statement. I don't do the whole group thing. I go out with women one on one, so there is no need to worry about cock blocking.

Really thinking about it, I don't even hang out with my guy friends all that often. I always have a date.

Getting action>hanging out with guys.

Broncos_OTM
06-14-2011, 10:46 AM
I can dig this statement. I don't do the whole group thing. I go out with women one on one, so there is no need to worry about cock blocking.

Really thinking about it, I don't even hang out with my guy friends all that often. I always have a date.

Getting action>hanging out with guys.

And while i can understand the motives... Hanging out with women to much grates my nerves. plus they never wanna do anything i wanna do.

vancejohnson82
06-14-2011, 10:48 AM
Yeeeeeeeah... that's probably the reason.

I'd like to think that is the reason. But its far more likely because I'm an asshole

But really, most of my friends are either wifed up by now, or absolutely suck at talking to women when we're out. Mostly because they are either getting over a recent breakup or they are just alcoholics.

RhymesayersDU
06-14-2011, 10:48 AM
And while i can understand the motives... Hanging out with women to much grates my nerves. plus they never wanna do anything i wanna do.

You mean... like... the butt?

vancejohnson82
06-14-2011, 10:50 AM
And while i can understand the motives... Hanging out with women to much grates my nerves. plus they never wanna do anything i wanna do.

Most of the women I end up spending time with end up going along with my plans...or they just don't get to hang out with me.

Got to watch every minute of the NBA Finals with a couple of girls I've been seeing....promised that after the series we could do some other type of crap.

Now getting them to watch Red Sox games is a little more difficult

Jason in LA
06-14-2011, 11:10 AM
And while i can understand the motives... Hanging out with women to much grates my nerves. plus they never wanna do anything i wanna do.

That's a fixable problem. You make the plans. Women have told me that one thing that the really liked about me was that I always have a plan. One woman told me that once a guy showed up to her place to pick her up and was like, "so... what do you want to do?" She said nothing and got out of the car. lol

Plan something that you'll like and she'll enjoy. If she's not a sports fan, don't invite her out to a sporting event. Go with your guy friends to that. Go to lounges, concerts (local bands in small venues are the best, and a lot cheaper, but make sure it's music she'll like.) Every now and then I'll mix in a club. I've recently realized that laying out at the beach or park works awesome. Tell a woman that and she'll pack you a lunch! Perfect! Chicks seem to dig that type of thing.

You plan the date and the woman will be happy that it's not left up to her, and you won't be stuck going to Ikea or to some chick flick. If she really likes you then she'll go do what you're doing just because she wants to spend time with you.

Jason in LA
06-14-2011, 11:13 AM
Most of the women I end up spending time with end up going along with my plans...or they just don't get to hang out with me.




That's pretty much it right there. And I've found that when a chick really likes me, she'll be more than happy to sit through a sports game with me just because she likes to hang out with me.

vancejohnson82
06-14-2011, 11:15 AM
That's pretty much it right there. And I've found that when a chick really likes me, she'll be more than happy to sit through a sports game with me just because she likes to hang out with me.

I found that the key with this is to go somewhere that you don't know anyone. I dont go to my local spots where I watch games with my boys. The worst thing that can happen is you get stuck in a 20 minute conversation about Wade's loss of explosiveness or something like that

HAT
06-14-2011, 10:00 PM
in b4 mightysmurf's tales of *ALMOST* sexual conquest.:welcome:

Your post...I fixed it and stuff.

cutthemdown
06-14-2011, 10:23 PM
I have some close girlfriends from HS still, some newer ones also, friends of family, that would i would cock block most of my friends from. Not that I want them, just that part of being a good friend is protecting them from huge mistakes lol! You're probably a player and he figures you were up to no good. If the girl really wanted you she probably would have stayed regardless.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
06-14-2011, 11:11 PM
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OABB
06-15-2011, 03:21 AM
so....



glad....




I'm.....




married......

Jason in LA
06-15-2011, 07:16 AM
I found that the key with this is to go somewhere that you don't know anyone. I dont go to my local spots where I watch games with my boys. The worst thing that can happen is you get stuck in a 20 minute conversation about Wade's loss of explosiveness or something like that

I feel you on that one. It can get annoying when you have to talk with the fellas and to her at the same time. If you get into a sports conversation that's over her head, she feels all left out.

alkemical
06-15-2011, 07:41 AM
I feel you on that one. It can get annoying when you have to talk with the fellas and to her at the same time. If you get into a sports conversation that's over her head, she feels all left out.

I work in IT sometimes.....

Nothing worse than IT guys that talk shop when out. It gets old.

Jason in LA
06-15-2011, 07:53 AM
I work in IT sometimes.....

Nothing worse than IT guys that talk shop when out. It gets old.

That couldn't work well with the ladies. Sounds like IT guys cock block themselves. ;D

Bronco Yoda
06-15-2011, 11:18 AM
Do not piss off your IT dept.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/nerds1.jpg

They roll in numbers.... :giggle:

broncocalijohn
06-15-2011, 11:41 AM
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Does this count as LABF's first football reference on the Mane? !Booya!

Whatever if it was or not, great post with video that ties in football and cock blocking. German subtitles make it even more greatness as you wonder if they understand the football terms.