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TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-06-2011, 09:35 AM
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2011/06/broncos-von-miller-chicken-watermelon-dollar-sign-pacman-tattoo/

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Von-Miller-Tat-300x224.jpg

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Von-Miller-Tweet-300x147.jpg

Uh... cool, bro...

crowebomber
06-06-2011, 09:40 AM
mmmkay.

Beantown Bronco
06-06-2011, 09:40 AM
Wow. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

TheReverend
06-06-2011, 09:42 AM
Already covered ITT:

http://orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=98426

Will repost response anyway

So.

Many.

Stereotypes.

In.

One.

Tattoo.

Rother8
06-06-2011, 09:50 AM
von tweets way too much.

ChampBailey24
06-06-2011, 09:54 AM
von tweets way too much.

compared to who?

worm
06-06-2011, 09:59 AM
Should have gone with some obscure Chinese symbol instead to conform.

RhymesayersDU
06-06-2011, 10:58 AM
I'm shocked at the lack of "flavor clown" foolishness from the high-horse brigade.

SonOfLe-loLang
06-06-2011, 11:12 AM
Why is the tattoo a big deal?

Jetmeck
06-06-2011, 11:21 AM
It is kinda a goofy ass tat but WTF. He seems to be a good kid and can't wait to see his game in a Broncos Uni.

Archer81
06-06-2011, 11:24 AM
Its his body. If he can deal with having a watermellon slice or a chicken leg on his arm when he is 80, thats his business.

At least it's not some girl's name in cursive across his chest.

:Broncos:

TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-06-2011, 11:24 AM
Why is the tattoo a big deal?

Did someone make it a big deal?

I just think it's a funny-ass tattoo.

vancejohnson82
06-06-2011, 11:49 AM
I think its hilarious. I'm assuming he thinks the same thing

cmhargrove
06-06-2011, 11:54 AM
Since when was a pac man ghost called a "hater?" Am I suffering from a generational gap?

TheReverend
06-06-2011, 11:55 AM
Since when was a pac man ghost called a "hater?" Am I suffering from a generational gap?

Well, they're both hating on Pacman while he tries to gobble up his watermelon, fried chicken and $ AND dressed like KKK members who are notorious haters.

Did I get that right?

vancejohnson82
06-06-2011, 11:57 AM
Well, they're both hating on Pacman while he tries to gobble up his watermelon, fried chicken and $ AND dressed like KKK members who are notorious haters.

Did I get that right?

haha....I think you might be the first person to give it that much thought, but yes

the ghosts are Pacman's haters....and I guess they are dressed like KKK members

cmhargrove
06-06-2011, 11:58 AM
haha....I think you might be the first person to give it that much thought, but yes

the ghosts are Pacman's haters....and I guess they are dressed like KKK members

...and so Pac Man becomes "The Man?"

TheReverend
06-06-2011, 11:59 AM
haha....I think you might be the first person to give it that much thought, but yes

the ghosts are Pacman's haters....and I guess they are dressed like KKK members

I have labored for countless hours examining this tattoo and it's potential implications. My one regret is the glaring lack of representation for Schlitz malt liquor 40s.

TheReverend
06-06-2011, 12:00 PM
...and so Pac Man becomes "The Man?"

NO NO NO.

If anything, the ghosts are "the man".

Are you even paying attention?

vancejohnson82
06-06-2011, 12:03 PM
...and so Pac Man becomes "The Man?"

quite the opposite...PacMan is a struggling urban representation just trying to make an honest living while the ghosts are constantly following him around making it difficult

cmhargrove
06-06-2011, 12:04 PM
NO NO NO.

If anything, the ghosts are "the man".

Are you even paying attention?

But I thought "The Man" was always at the top of the economic food chain. Do you need to double check your analogy?

TheReverend
06-06-2011, 12:08 PM
But I thought "The Man" was always at the top of the economic food chain. Do you need to double check your analogy?

No... mine is on. I don't know where the hell you're coming from though.

Beantown Bronco
06-06-2011, 12:08 PM
A few more things he could've added to the list.....

<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QWZ5Shp3A1s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

alkemical
06-06-2011, 12:09 PM
But I thought "The Man" was always at the top of the economic food chain. Do you need to double check your analogy?

it's only after pac-man eats some drugs does he see the truth. That he is the man. Once the drugs wear off...

OR...

video games don't affect kids if pac-man affected us as kids we'd all be walking around in dark rooms eating magic pills while listening to repetitive electronic music?

cmhargrove
06-06-2011, 12:17 PM
No... mine is on. I don't know where the hell you're coming from though.

Oh, now I understand. When you said "hell" it all cleared right up. Thanks.

TheReverend
06-06-2011, 12:30 PM
Oh, now I understand. When you said "hell" it all cleared right up. Thanks.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3130/bertstare.jpg

broncocalijohn
06-06-2011, 12:53 PM
Wow. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

especially when it has already been a topic a few days ago.

Captain 'Dre
06-06-2011, 01:06 PM
Why is the tattoo a big deal?

If you were (or are) a black man, would YOU get a tattoo of a water melon slice?

rbackfactory80
06-06-2011, 02:25 PM
Bust

HILife
06-06-2011, 03:24 PM
Its his body. If he can deal with having a watermellon slice or a chicken leg on his arm when he is 80, thats his business.

At least it's not some girl's name in cursive across his chest.

:Broncos:

I like to treat my body like an amusement park.

HILife
06-06-2011, 03:27 PM
I have to say, this is a pretty funny thread. Been several good comments.

bronco militia
06-06-2011, 03:29 PM
I wonder if Merriman and Von Miller share the same tatoo artist

http://www.inkedcelebrity.com/merriman4.jpg

Aftermath
06-06-2011, 04:39 PM
two pages.

Br0nc0Buster
06-06-2011, 04:54 PM
It's missing a bottle of grape drink and pack of mentos cigarettes

Rausch 2.0
06-06-2011, 05:21 PM
Its his body. If he can deal with having a watermellon slice or a chicken leg on his arm when he is 80, thats his business.

At least it's not some girl's name in cursive across his chest.

:Broncos:

Yeah, 'cause that $3it might look goofy...

BroncoMan4ever
06-06-2011, 05:26 PM
i guess some stereotypes are just correct

BroncoMan4ever
06-06-2011, 05:28 PM
I like to treat my body like an amusement park.

that's cool, just as long as you don't venture into the kiddie rides

Rabb
06-06-2011, 08:19 PM
If you were (or are) a black man, would YOU get a tattoo of a water melon slice?

I am white, so no way

I went with a starbucks symbol and some saltines

theStifmeister
06-07-2011, 12:31 AM
I think its awesome, shows he has a personality, and hopefully a sense of humor. I would never get those, but I'm not Von Miller. I'd rather see those tattoos than his name in Old English lettering, or Japanease symbols, or bible verses, cliche tattoos etc.

Hogan11
06-07-2011, 01:21 AM
Personally, I don't believe in ink...because I don't want any identifying marks, just in case.

Make law enforcement work for it, if you know what I mean Ha!

alkemical
06-07-2011, 06:16 AM
Personally, I don't believe in ink...because I don't want any identifying marks, just in case.

Make law enforcement work for it, if you know what I mean Ha!

I just have scars, way cooler. ;)

KipCorrington25
06-07-2011, 07:25 PM
If he plays great I'll love it, if he sucks then it's the worst I've seen.

Boobs McGee
06-07-2011, 07:29 PM
If you were (or are) a black man, would YOU get a tattoo of a water melon slice?

LOL

and the award for best use of stereotypes in a post this year goes toooooo....

CAPTAIN DRE!!!!!!

Inside joke on his behalf perhaps?

BroncoMan4ever
06-07-2011, 07:49 PM
If you were (or are) a black man, would YOU get a tattoo of a water melon slice?

I wonder if Tony Gonzales has a tat of a taco and a sombrero

Mr. Elway
06-07-2011, 09:48 PM
Pretty dumb but then again so are all tattoos (combat vets, ex-cons and primitive tribesmembers excluded of course).

Gutless Drunk
06-07-2011, 09:58 PM
Woman Gets Massive Tattoo of All Her Facebook Friendsí Faces:

http://gawker.com/5809540/woman-gets-massive-tattoo-of-all-her-facebook-friends-faces

TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-08-2011, 06:57 AM
It's a little inside, but my buddy and coworker just moved to Steamboat from College Station, TX, and this was his explanation of Von's tattoo:

"There is a PAC-Man machine at the chicken oil company (sister eatery to the famous Dixie chicken) located in Bryan/ College Station, the home of Texas A and M which is represented alphabetically by ATM which is where you get $..."

At least part of it. Don't know about the watermelon.

bowtown
06-08-2011, 07:23 AM
This is what I imagine the thought process to be:

I like Pac -Man
I like Chicken
I like Watermelon
I like Money.
I'ma get those things tatooed on my arm.

I don't really think that it's some secret message that I need a Captn' Crunch decoder ring to figure out.

TheReverend
06-08-2011, 07:31 AM
It's a little inside, but my buddy and coworker just moved to Steamboat from College Station, TX, and this was his explanation of Von's tattoo:

"There is a PAC-Man machine at the chicken oil company (sister eatery to the famous Dixie chicken) located in Bryan/ College Station, the home of Texas A and M which is represented alphabetically by ATM which is where you get $..."

At least part of it. Don't know about the watermelon.

Oh okay, that makes perfect sense. The thin texture of watermelon is now clearly representative of the thin air at Denver's altitude, so the watermelon represents his new love for the Broncos.

Captain 'Dre
06-08-2011, 06:24 PM
Personally, I don't believe in ink...because I don't want any identifying marks, just in case.

Make law enforcement work for it, if you know what I mean Ha!

Pffft! Just wear long sleeves when you commit crimes. Ha!

alkemical
06-09-2011, 06:43 AM
Personally, I don't believe in ink...because I don't want any identifying marks, just in case.

Make law enforcement work for it, if you know what I mean Ha!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf40OAHOYc1v74qj6U2W5LNnhXnP3-AMZ_ROsdONpcgCyFpQZGyQ

Captain 'Dre
06-11-2011, 01:24 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf40OAHOYc1v74qj6U2W5LNnhXnP3-AMZ_ROsdONpcgCyFpQZGyQ

ugh!~ "I'd like a flaming soccer ball on my forearm, please." ugh!~

UberBroncoMan
06-11-2011, 03:29 PM
He forgot the grape soda.

broncocalijohn
06-11-2011, 04:11 PM
ugh!~ "I'd like a flaming soccer ball on my forearm, please." ugh!~

That says "I'm a Euro,Cool and Gay" all in one shot.

extralife
06-11-2011, 05:23 PM
this is hilarious.

von miller you almost make me want to go to twitter.com

broncocalijohn
06-14-2011, 10:23 AM
Here is the new add on to Von Miller's tat (from another thread http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3201308#post3201308)