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Quoydogs
06-02-2011, 12:42 PM
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This has to be the funniest rant I have ever seen him do. Hilarious!

Rigs11
06-02-2011, 12:52 PM
Saw this last night. Hilarious!

HorseHead
06-02-2011, 01:01 PM
home run...thanks for posting this..

Bronco Yoda
06-02-2011, 01:01 PM
hehe

TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-02-2011, 01:16 PM
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TheReverend
06-02-2011, 01:36 PM
I like Jon Stewart and dislike Trump but......


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/240304_o.gif

Really going after some minutia there... in fact, probably spent more time ranting on it than they did eating it.

Do they have that much time to jam with filler at the daily show?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-02-2011, 01:38 PM
I like Jon Stewart and dislike Trump but......


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/240304_o.gif

Really going after some minutia there... in fact, probably spent more time ranting on it than they did eating it.

Do they have that much time to jam with filler at the daily show?

It's... a... comedy show...

Which means it's pretty much all filler...

TheReverend
06-02-2011, 01:39 PM
It's... a... comedy show...

Which means it's pretty much all filler...

Yeah, but it's political comedy. An eight minute pizza rant?

Okay...

TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-02-2011, 01:44 PM
Yeah, but it's political comedy. An eight minute pizza rant?

Okay...

It's not just political comedy. It covers politics, yes, but they cover all kinds of things, from entertainment to sports to celebrities. You know, like every other late night comedy program.

It's definitely best-known for its political commentary. I'll give you that.

TheReverend
06-02-2011, 01:46 PM
It's not just political comedy. It covers politics, yes, but they cover all kinds of things, from entertainment to sports to celebrities. You know, like every other late night comedy program.

It's definitely best-known for its political commentary. I'll give you that.

hmmm... so it took two of the more embarrassing right wingers and went on an 8 minute pizza rant why then?

Rigs11
06-02-2011, 01:48 PM
hmmm... so it took two of the more embarrassing right wingers and went on an 8 minute pizza rant why then?

because both of those right wingers are easy targets. lighten up.

mkporter
06-02-2011, 01:49 PM
Yeah, but it's political comedy. An eight minute pizza rant?

Okay...

A little long? Yes. Funny? Also yes. Your avatar as his guest tonight? Yes again.

maven
06-02-2011, 01:52 PM
That was ****ing funny

Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Quoydogs
06-02-2011, 01:52 PM
because both of those right wingers are easy targets. lighten up.

Agreed it wasn't nearly as much about what they did, it was about the laugh factor. Hell he started laughing halfway threw it. It was a funny. Lighten up.

TheReverend
06-02-2011, 01:52 PM
because both of those right wingers are easy targets. lighten up.

I was laughing. Especially at the beginning. Loved the part about whose name would be on the vehicle.

Then it just kinda became sad (and I like that show)

Just me maybe, I dunno.

broncocalijohn
06-02-2011, 02:44 PM
I was laughing. Especially at the beginning. Loved the part about whose name would be on the vehicle.

Then it just kinda became sad (and I like that show)

Just me maybe, I dunno.

The whole thing was funny. How many times did Stewart give The Donald a chance for redemption and then he takes her to a ****ty place and tops it off with Trump eating with a fork. The insanity! It was a typicle New Yorker (who aren't my favorite peoples) grinding another big time New Yorker for not being New Yorker enough. Making fun of Donald and over doing (or not) the New Yorker attitude was classsic. Liked the whole thing and the pizza part was better than the beginning.

Rausch 2.0
06-02-2011, 03:07 PM
Yeah, but it's political comedy. An eight minute pizza rant?

Okay...

SNL can't pull that off.

Stewart can.

And does.

Consistently, pulling this $3it out of his hat to lambast both sides...

TonyR
06-02-2011, 04:51 PM
Then it just kinda became sad (and I like that show)

Just me maybe, I dunno.

Come on, it was just warming up at that point! The part where Trump starting cutting his pizza with a knife and fork was just fantastic. But some of the humor may be lost on those who've never lived in or around NY, NJ, or Philly.

bowtown
06-02-2011, 04:51 PM
It was great, but it was too long.

Broncos4Life
06-02-2011, 08:54 PM
That was the sheet! Funniest stuff I've seen all year!:rofl:

BowlenBall
06-03-2011, 04:46 AM
That was LOL awesome. Nice post.

Ray Finkle
06-03-2011, 06:13 AM
I like Jon Stewart and dislike Trump but......


http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/240304_o.gif

Really going after some minutia there... in fact, probably spent more time ranting on it than they did eating it.

Do they have that much time to jam with filler at the daily show?

If you're from the tri-state area that was classic....

TheReverend
06-03-2011, 07:20 AM
If you're from the tri-state area that was classic....

I am... I lived in NY for a decade. First 2 minutes? Great. Last 6? Exponentionally increasing sadness.

Clearly I'm in the minority though. Enjoy your pizza humor.

Beantown Bronco
06-03-2011, 07:24 AM
Eating pizza, especially thin non-Chicago style pizza, with a fork should be illegal.

boppool
06-03-2011, 09:26 AM
Thanks for posting.
That was hilarious!

Ray Finkle
06-03-2011, 09:38 AM
I am... I lived in NY for a decade. First 2 minutes? Great. Last 6? Exponentionally increasing sadness.

Clearly I'm in the minority though. Enjoy your pizza humor.

I bet if he talked about humping lobsters, you'd be all over it :D

Prodigal19
06-03-2011, 09:41 AM
Trump said that he used a fork so that he could eat the cheese and toppings without eating the crust, and that he doesn't like pizza crust. ROFL!

TheReverend
06-03-2011, 10:03 AM
I bet if he talked about humping lobsters, you'd be all over it :D

That joke was good enough to be part of an 8 minute rant about conservatives eating pizza wrong.

Ray Finkle
06-03-2011, 10:15 AM
That joke was good enough to be part of an 8 minute rant about conservatives eating pizza wrong.

I try....