View Full Version : What's Your Battle-Cry?
02-10-2004, 12:23 PM
Can't think of one?
Get one here:
Sprinting along the plains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Old Dude! And he gives a mighty grunt:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!!"
02-10-2004, 04:02 PM
Who is that, rampaging amidst the desert! It is Spider, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to beat you so thoroughly, you'll age fifty years!!!"
02-10-2004, 04:47 PM
Stalking over the mountains, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Meck 77! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"You in some **** now, muhfuh! No flesh shall be spared!"
Stalking along the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Crow! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"I'm going to torment you so painfully, you will see ultraviolet!"
Here's a goody:
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is Uzi Suicide, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to f u c k you until war is peace!!"
Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Twisted Jesus, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to f u c k you with such reckless abandon, your timbers will shiver!!!"
Whole lotta phuckin' goin' on.
02-11-2004, 01:15 AM
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the cliffs! It is Bronco Yoda, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He grunts apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pulverize you into the fourth dimension!" :boxing:
02-11-2004, 06:44 AM
This is what came up for me:
Sprinting over the wasteland, carrying a meaty axe, cometh RHOGAN! And he gives a cruel howl:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"
The "meaty axe" must mean my Rickenbacker Bass Ha!
Sounds more like one for Alec than for me really...but I'll take it. Ha!
02-11-2004, 09:47 AM
Running out of the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh BeerGirl! And she gives an ominous bellow:
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until your mom feels it in her womb!"
LOL makes me want to add a "Like totally dude" to the end of it...
02-11-2004, 01:36 PM
Stalking across the wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh BizzyBone7! And he gives a low howl:
"In the name of malice, I shall traumatize the entire planet!"
02-11-2004, 03:44 PM
Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is DenFan38, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"
02-12-2004, 01:04 PM
I did one for the Duke of Denver...
Skulking through the wasteland, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh John Elway! And he gives an ominous roar:
"I'm going to bruise you for such a long time, the Earth will spin twice as fast!
....every WR who ever got john's pigskin-tattoo'd cross will vouch for this one. :)
02-13-2004, 06:53 AM
Hark! Who is that, running amidst the hotel lobby! It is Rohirrim, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder!!"
(although I prefer: Forth, Eorlingas! Death! Death! Death!)
02-13-2004, 08:23 AM
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
- Bruce Campbell/Ash Williams in Army of Darkness
02-13-2004, 02:22 PM
02-17-2004, 11:41 PM
Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bosko, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries ominously:
"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!"
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
02-20-2004, 01:19 AM
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil... 'cause I'm the baddest motherf*cker in the valley."
(Old and cliched, I know, but it still works for me.)
02-20-2004, 10:23 AM
Zang! Who is that, skulking over the icy wasteland! It is BroncoMatt, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls mightily:
"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I plunder with reckless abandon!!"
02-22-2004, 06:32 PM
Running across the desert, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Amesj523! And he gives a cruel scream:
"I'm seriously going to punch you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"
Stalking across the icy wasteland, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Php! And he gives a mighty grunt:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"