What's Your Battle-Cry?

[Old Dude]

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Sprinting along the plains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Old Dude! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!!"

[Spider]

Who is that, rampaging amidst the desert! It is Spider, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you so thoroughly, you'll age fifty years!!!"

[Meck77]

Stalking over the mountains, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Meck 77! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! No flesh shall be spared!"

[Crow]

Stalking along the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Crow! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to torment you so painfully, you will see ultraviolet!"

Here's a goody:

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is Uzi Suicide, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to f u c k you until war is peace!!"

Last one:


Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Twisted Jesus, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to f u c k you with such reckless abandon, your timbers will shiver!!!"


Whole lotta phuckin' goin' on.

[Bronco Yoda]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the cliffs! It is Bronco Yoda, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pulverize you into the fourth dimension!" :boxing:

[Hogan11]

This is what came up for me:

Sprinting over the wasteland, carrying a meaty axe, cometh RHOGAN! And he gives a cruel howl:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

The "meaty axe" must mean my Rickenbacker Bass Ha!

Sounds more like one for Alec than for me really...but I'll take it. Ha!

[BlueDamsel]

Running out of the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh BeerGirl! And she gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until your mom feels it in her womb!"


LOL makes me want to add a "Like totally dude" to the end of it...

[BizzyBone7]

Stalking across the wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh BizzyBone7! And he gives a low howl:

"In the name of malice, I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

[FADERPROOF]

Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is DenFan38, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"

[Bronco Yoda]

I did one for the Duke of Denver...

Skulking through the wasteland, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh John Elway! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to bruise you for such a long time, the Earth will spin twice as fast!



....every WR who ever got john's pigskin-tattoo'd cross will vouch for this one. :)

[Rohirrim]

Hark! Who is that, running amidst the hotel lobby! It is Rohirrim, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder!!"

(although I prefer: Forth, Eorlingas! Death! Death! Death!)

[NYBroncoManiac]

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

- Bruce Campbell/Ash Williams in Army of Darkness

[alkemical]

roooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh hh!

[Arkie]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bosko, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!"

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil... 'cause I'm the baddest motherf*cker in the valley."

(Old and cliched, I know, but it still works for me.)

[BroncoMatt]

Zang! Who is that, skulking over the icy wasteland! It is BroncoMatt, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls mightily:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I plunder with reckless abandon!!"

[alkemical]

Running across the desert, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Amesj523! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm seriously going to punch you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

[PHP]

Stalking across the icy wasteland, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Php! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"