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BroncoBuff
04-27-2011, 12:33 PM
Looks like Shanahan wants our #2 to draft Blaine Gabbert.

Post your best guesses as to the Elway-Shanahan phone conversations:



MIKE: "You've got some mess there to clean up, huh?"
JOHN: "Past is past, Mike. We're starting fresh here, from square one."
MIKE: "Speaking of the past, John ... we sure accomplished alot together you and me."
JOHN: "Keep your nose where I can see it, Mike."
MIKE: "What? John I come bearing gifts!"
JOHN: "Gifts like how you freezed me out of management here for ten years?"
MIKE: "John, if I'd brought you in you would've sucked all the oxygen out of the room."
JOHN: "I got your oxygen right here, pal."
MIKE: "John, after all we've been through..."
JOHN: "Remember what we went through during MNF when you were Raiders' coach? Remember that hand gesture I gave you?"
MIKE: "John, let's not re-live all th..."
JOHN: "I've got you on speaker-phone now Mike ... consider that gesture doubled."

bronco militia
04-27-2011, 12:34 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/search.php

BroncoBuff
04-27-2011, 12:38 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/search.php

No search terms there ... maybe just play along?

CEH
04-27-2011, 12:45 PM
Come on Mike I have 3 restraunts and you only have one
I serve fresh Altantic Cod you serve crappy Mexican carp
What is your best selling desert?

SureShot
04-27-2011, 01:41 PM
I would bet they are high 5-ing each on how much money they made each other.

C130Herkload
04-27-2011, 01:47 PM
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listopencil
04-27-2011, 02:36 PM
Elway: "Hey, Mike. How about I give you the #2 pick so you can draft a speedy WR with no hands, or a 200 pound DE with no knees, or even a DB that can't turn and wave at the same time? Then you give me your entire draft this year and next?"
Shanny:"It's like you read my mind."

TheElusiveKyleOrton
04-27-2011, 02:38 PM
Two things:

Bitches and money.

listopencil
04-27-2011, 02:38 PM
or..

Elway: "This is a nice gig. Man, you blew it."
Shanny: "You're an asshole!"
Elway: "Yeah, but I'm an asshole that's gonna have a job next year. What are your retirement plans?"

cutthemdown
04-27-2011, 04:30 PM
My guess is Shanny will see what QBS fall to the top of the 2nd round. Then he may call Elway and try and get that 2nd round pick. He would probably have to give up a couple picks this yr and next yrs first rounder to do it.

Vegas_Bronco
04-27-2011, 04:45 PM
The word is they were sharing birth certificates just like every other pres/ceo today.

mhgaffney
04-27-2011, 05:29 PM
We can hope...

but don't hold your breath

theAPAOps5
04-27-2011, 06:40 PM
This is how I think it goes.
Shanny = Cruise
Elway = Cuba

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BroncoBuff
04-27-2011, 07:14 PM
Redskins don't have enough picks to trade, none in the 3rd or 4th.

Still, depending on who would be available at 10, I'd jump on this.

BroncoInferno
04-27-2011, 07:18 PM
Redskins don't have enough picks to trade, none in the 3rd or 4th.

Still, depending on who would be available at 10, I'd jump on this.

It'd have to be something crazy like 1st and 2nd this season, plus 1st and 2nd next season in order to make it a palatable trade with Washington. I can't see Shanny doing that with the mess the Skins roster is right now, unless he thinks Gabbert is HOF talent.

gunns
04-27-2011, 07:20 PM
Orakapo, Washingtons 1st rounder this year, and their 1st next year. It is Snyder, let's screw him. Shanahan doesn't care about D anyway.

BroncoInferno
04-27-2011, 07:22 PM
Orakapo, Washingtons 1st rounder this year, and their 1st next year. It is Snyder, let's screw him. Shanahan doesn't care about D anyway.

Where would we play Orakpo? Even if you're willing to throw in the towel on Ayers, he's not really a strong side end.

scorpio
04-27-2011, 07:43 PM
"Hey Mike I think I saw that weirdo who looks vaguely like Stephen Colbert outside my bedroom window again."