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HILife
04-22-2011, 06:30 AM
So I’ve noticed that some people seem to have a thread hijacking compulsive disorder. They see a thread, can’t help themselves, and go straight to jacking. That is why I’m creating The Official Jacking Thread. This thread will be here for anyone who has that uncontrollable urge to start jacking. So for all you jackers, come in this thread and dump all those nasty habits in here. Jack until your heart is content. Jack until your hands fall off. Jack until you get acne, hair grows on your back, and you go blind. And so I don’t come off as sexist, women you are more than welcome to jack too. So people, take that load off your mind and just jack away………………………………………………………….Penis.

2KBack
04-22-2011, 07:08 AM
FINALLY!

.......waaaaaait

oh.......Hijacking......nevermind

TheElusiveKyleOrton
04-22-2011, 07:26 AM
Fap. Fap fap fap. Fap.

HILife
04-22-2011, 08:21 AM
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TailgateNut
04-22-2011, 08:23 AM
I just had a Santiagos breakfast burrito. F-ing HOT!!!

RhymesayersDU
04-22-2011, 08:25 AM
Fap. Fap fap fap. Fap..

HILife
04-22-2011, 08:25 AM
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Smiling Assassin27
04-22-2011, 08:26 AM
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Archer81
04-22-2011, 08:27 AM
Fap?

Fap fap?

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap! HAHA

:Broncos:

jhns
04-22-2011, 08:29 AM
McDaniels is the enemy, and always was.

I am with Elway, I wish we still had Cutler.

Plummer fell apart, of course we needed to start Cutler.

I would have maybe focused on defense that year but Shanahan knows QBs and saw something in Cutler.

I would have mever let Warren go, he wasn't great but the line fell apart without the Browncos.

I think the Portis for Champ and Bell worked out well for us.

We had to let Pryce go, he wanted paid and wasn't producing.

We could of had Reed but Lelie didn't seem like a bad pick at the time.

I'm sure glad we traded for that Elway guy.

bronco militia
04-22-2011, 08:31 AM
http://thesouthstands.com/board/Smileys/classic/21.gif

wait...

what???

Missouribronc
04-22-2011, 08:31 AM
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The person who created this robot will be working for NASA when he graduates.

Just saying.

FantomForce
04-22-2011, 08:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MLry6Cn_D4

Smiling Assassin27
04-22-2011, 08:38 AM
The person who created this robot will be working for NASA when he graduates.

Just saying.

and will corner the market on the geekettes.

http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/9/geeky_girls_gallery/thumbs/geeky_girls_gallery_062.jpg

ICON
04-22-2011, 08:41 AM
Epic Hollywoodtuna

bowtown
04-22-2011, 08:49 AM
http://assets.inarkansas.com/10289/peyton-hillis-mugshot_405.jpg

Not much, just hangin' out.

HILife
04-22-2011, 08:57 AM
Thought I put my 2 cents in, so........fap.

Kaylore
04-22-2011, 09:21 AM
Where's that video of those black kids humping the ottoman?

Mogulseeker
04-22-2011, 11:25 AM
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/Scarlett_Johansson_match_big.jpg

Mogulseeker
04-22-2011, 11:27 AM
Where's that video of those black kids humping the ottoman?

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qG9Q2hFgOBg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mogulseeker
04-22-2011, 11:30 AM
So I’ve noticed that some people seem to have a thread hijacking compulsive disorder. They see a thread, can’t help themselves, and go straight to jacking. That is why I’m creating The Official Jacking Thread. This thread will be here for anyone who has that uncontrollable urge to start jacking. So for all you jackers, come in this thread and dump all those nasty habits in here. Jack until your heart is content. Jack until your hands fall off. Jack until you get acne, hair grows on your back, and you go blind. And so I don’t come off as sexist, women you are more than welcome to jack too. So people, take that load off your mind and just jack away………………………………………………………….Penis.

We already have two jacking threads... they're in the butt.

razorwire77
04-22-2011, 11:38 AM
It's always Brian Griese's fault.

Smiling Assassin27
04-22-2011, 11:39 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/funny-gifs-alternate-reality-fail.gif?w=320&h=240

Shananahan
04-22-2011, 11:50 AM
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Goobzilla
04-22-2011, 11:53 AM
Hillis!
Patrick Peterson!
Politics!

Rabble rabble rabble

Goobzilla
04-22-2011, 11:55 AM
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HILife
04-22-2011, 12:03 PM
We already have two jacking threads... they're in the butt.

ha ha ha, he said "in the butt"

TheElusiveKyleOrton
04-22-2011, 12:12 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IYtUTu9H7dE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You jackin' it?

Goobzilla
04-22-2011, 12:33 PM
I just had a Santiagos breakfast burrito. F-ing HOT!!!
The Kum and Go in Wellington gets Santiago's delivered every morning from their Johnstown location. Good stuff!

rmsanger
04-22-2011, 12:43 PM
Was here for the party/pronz... leaving due to lame detected....

HILife
04-22-2011, 01:24 PM
Was here for the party/pronz... leaving due to lame detected....

don't leave, the jacking is just getting started!

HILife
04-22-2011, 01:26 PM
ok, so this is what I'm having for lunch, except mines is beef. Thai Chilli Basil MMMMM Good.

http://media3.ct.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/FDQqJwGloe6N0VG9_fG5cg/l

Mogulseeker
04-22-2011, 02:01 PM
ha ha ha, he said "in the butt"

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HILife
04-22-2011, 02:43 PM
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HILife
04-22-2011, 02:44 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fbGkxcY7YFU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

wow :rofl:

Tombstone RJ
04-22-2011, 02:52 PM
ha ha ha, he said "in the butt"

:thumbs:

that's jacktastic!

Tombstone RJ
04-22-2011, 02:58 PM
I had to go to school for this...

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TheElusiveKyleOrton
04-22-2011, 03:22 PM
http://i56.twitgoo.com/n14bo2.gif

HILife
04-22-2011, 03:28 PM
I had to go to school for this...

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Got a recommendation on a mixed drink? I'm always looking for something new to try.

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 03:39 PM
This guy was arrested in Phoenix for selling meth.

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/4/22/15/enhanced-buzz-2053-1303500607-3.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/4/22/15/enhanced-buzz-2059-1303500618-2.jpg

Chris
04-22-2011, 03:50 PM
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DomCasual
04-22-2011, 03:57 PM
http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m539/celebjihad/minka_kelly.gif

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:00 PM
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http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2lgfM4kj1qdl3b0o1_500.jpg

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:04 PM
That's Photoshopped. Spongebob's butt is square.

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:09 PM
That's Photoshopped. Spongebob's butt is square.

Fine. I defer to the expert.

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:14 PM
Fine. I defer to the expert.

Whatever, man. I was trying to keep you from embarrassing yourself. If my efforts aren't appreciated, then so be it. All I'm saying is it's a fake. Spongebob can be seen in his underwear in a lot of episodes. There's no way his butt is round like that. And I see no discernible penis under his underwear. He might be taping it, or something. But that seems like it would be damaging. Go get a sponge from under your sink, and slap a piece of tape on it. See how it damages the sponge when you try and take the tape off? They couldn't pay me enough to do something like that, if I was a sponge.

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:17 PM
Your argument is decidedly sound. I am unacquainted with the process of attaching fake penii to spongangeal surfacii. Perhaps spongebob (real name Spunkbag) is in a period of extreme experimentation brought on by depression brought on by the collapse of his idol catherine zeta jones and drug abuse encouraged by the veggie tales groupies so it's possible that derriere could belong to someone in similar circles...

http://simpsons.ugo.com/images/favorite-characters/smithers.jpg

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:24 PM
Your argument is decidedly sound. I am unacquainted with the process of attaching fake penii to spongangeal surfacii. Perhaps spongebob (real name spunkbag) swings the other way and that is him and someone else...

http://simpsons.ugo.com/images/favorite-characters/smithers.jpg

It could very well be. I see a lot of this kind of thing in the Internet. Teenagers seem to be doing more and more with the Photoshops. When I was younger, all we had was scissors, a little Elmer's glue, and the Sears catalog.

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:27 PM
On second thought you're JUST SO DAMN WRONG

http://blog.shapingyouth.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sb-squarebutts.jpg

It appears square because he is constrained by his von trapp shorts but when let loose he is in fact spunkbag roundpants.

HILife
04-22-2011, 04:30 PM
http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m539/celebjihad/minka_kelly.gif

Now this is something I can Jack to. Always liked the black and white, or red, or whatever kind of pic this is. Everybody looks better in these pics.

Ok, I'll bite, who is she?

HILife
04-22-2011, 04:32 PM
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http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2lgfM4kj1qdl3b0o1_500.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2340/2126758200_e6cb1040e1.jpg

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:32 PM
On second thought you're JUST SO DAMN WRONG

http://blog.shapingyouth.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sb-squarebutts.jpg

It appears square because he is constrained by his von trapp shorts but when let loose he is in fact spunkbag roundpants.

This information has shaken my very core. I had no idea.

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:33 PM
Now this is something I can Jack to. Always liked the black and white, or red, or whatever kind of pic this is. Everybody looks better in these pics.

Chick is dating Jeter.

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:35 PM
But wait we have contradictory evidence

http://members.outpost10f.com/~lindax/spongebob/images/spongebob-pictures/spongebobunderwear.gif

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:35 PM
Chick is dating Jeter.

She's an all-time babe. Friday Night Lights was never the same without her.

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:35 PM
But wait we have contradictory evidence

http://members.outpost10f.com/~lindax/spongebob/images/spongebob-pictures/spongebobunderwear.gif

Busted!

HILife
04-22-2011, 04:36 PM
Chick is dating Jeter.

what's her name? Need to do my research.

Smiling Assassin27
04-22-2011, 04:37 PM
Hurricane Edna wants in on this jacking thread

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232227963_hurricane.gif

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:38 PM
Nothing

in life

makes

sense

http://pics.ohlawd.net/img/spongebob%20on%20crack.jpg

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:39 PM
what's her name? Need to do my research.

Minka Kelly

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:39 PM
what's her name? Need to do my research.

Minka Kelly. A friend of mine had dinner with her (boss's friend) and Jeter. Said she briefly considered lesbianism (she said "She was really pretty" - pretty much the same damn thang).

My message to Minka Kelly involves another image:

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6768706/I-WILL-COME-TO-YOUR-DREAMS.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Rape-Ewok

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:41 PM
Minka Kelly. A friend of mine had dinner with her (boss's friend) and Jeter. Said she briefly considered lesbianism (she said "She was really pretty" - pretty much the same damn thang).

That may be the greatest thing I've ever heard.

DomCasual
04-22-2011, 04:43 PM
Minka Kelly. A friend of mine had dinner with her (boss's friend) and Jeter. Said she briefly considered lesbianism (she said "She was really pretty" - pretty much the same damn thang).

My message to Minka Kelly involves another image:

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6768706/I-WILL-COME-TO-YOUR-DREAMS.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Rape-Ewok

Oh, I get it now. You're saying YOUR FRIEND briefly considered lesbianism. I thought you were saying Minka Kelly told your friend SHE considered it. That image was going to last me years.

Chris
04-22-2011, 04:45 PM
Oh, I get it now. You're saying YOUR FRIEND briefly considered lesbianism. I thought you were saying Minka Kelly told your friend SHE considered it. That image was going to last me years.

I prefer your initial understanding.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wf0wIhjvJmg/S9nAchZfbLI/AAAAAAAAAhk/dlDO5B2Ah-E/s1600/ewok.jpg

HILife
04-22-2011, 04:54 PM
Minka Kelly

ok, now I remember. She is part of my desktop rotation. Got to have a hot women desktop rotation.

HILife
04-22-2011, 04:58 PM
Oh, I get it now. You're saying YOUR FRIEND briefly considered lesbianism. I thought you were saying Minka Kelly told your friend SHE considered it. That image was going to last me years.

lol, I thought the same thing.

IHaveALight
04-22-2011, 05:35 PM
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Requiem
04-22-2011, 05:39 PM
If I had to survive in the wild I would take Life Cinnamon cereal with me. At least 20 pounds of it.

ghwk
04-22-2011, 11:19 PM
Blue.

oh wait wrong thread.

Cleo McDowell
04-22-2011, 11:38 PM
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Mogulseeker
04-25-2011, 11:30 AM
Friends with benefits = no need for jacking.

HILife
04-25-2011, 12:14 PM
Friends with benefits = no need for jacking.

Are you offering your services to the guys here?

Mogulseeker
04-25-2011, 08:24 PM
Are you offering your services to the guys here?

Nah... just saying, unless my FWB is out of town there is no need to pet the one-eyed snake. I'm not married and I don't think I have a girlfriend.... so a good lay can usually tide one over for 7-10 days. She's been in NY since March 30th... two random hookups since then. She'll be back this Saturday. That's why I started the condom thread a while back. I bought a pack of Trojan Ecstasy condoms and I was pissed off because they were ****. Seriously... 45 minutes and I couldn't finish. I seriously had the worst blue balls you could imagine the next day... we wen't to the Kaladi Coffee and the Noodles and Company across the street from where I lived the next day, and I was seriously walking like Yosemite Sam the whole time.