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baja
04-14-2011, 02:52 PM
I won a base ball glove once.

TDmvp
04-14-2011, 03:01 PM
I sense a grammar nazi trolling in your future.

Boobs McGee
04-14-2011, 03:02 PM
I won a pair of pretty sweet Icelantic nomad all mountain skis last year, came with bindings and some free passes to loveland.

KO5K
04-14-2011, 03:03 PM
A ride on your mother...

Peoples Champ
04-14-2011, 03:04 PM
a package that paid for my prom, about a $500 value

Dr. Broncenstein
04-14-2011, 03:34 PM
Egg-drop state championship.

/not kidding

Blueflame
04-14-2011, 03:38 PM
A ride on your mother...

You're new here so you may not be aware that the OrangeMane has a very strict zero-tolerance policy on "family smack". See you in a couple of weeks.

Pony Boy
04-14-2011, 03:38 PM
Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder ring.....

Mogulseeker
04-14-2011, 03:47 PM
You're new here so you may not be aware that the OrangeMane has a very strict zero-tolerance policy on "family smack". See you in a couple of weeks.

Harsh

Blueflame
04-14-2011, 03:49 PM
Harsh

No choice, actually, with that post.

Quoydogs
04-14-2011, 03:50 PM
Snap on tool box.

Drek
04-14-2011, 03:55 PM
I won a massive amount of scholarships when I started college. But that isn't quite the same. From a personal excitement standpoint probably the single most excited I've been for something I won was when I was 9 and won tickets for me and my whole family to the Rocketeer premiere along with a little grab bag of swag. I was ****ing AMPED.

TailgateNut
04-14-2011, 04:59 PM
A pair of tix to a Bronco/ Faider game!
A court case against some FOS Cops!
2nd place in the Army regional Racquetball Tournament.
Sole custody of my son!

oubronco
04-14-2011, 05:32 PM
Won a football autograghed by 3 OU heisman trophy winners and tickets to an OU football game

Chris
04-14-2011, 05:33 PM
I won a stereo and a keyboard at bingo.

If we're talking awards and dat ish, won a bunch of swimming and a lot of acting stuff when I was younger.

Won my woman.

Boobs McGee
04-14-2011, 05:41 PM
Egg-drop state championship.

/not kidding

are we talking, like, egg drop soup eating competition?

Dr. Broncenstein
04-14-2011, 06:09 PM
are we talking, like, egg drop soup eating competition?

No. We're talking about designing a device to protect an egg impacting from various heights. I was king of the dorks that day.

Boobs McGee
04-14-2011, 06:13 PM
hahahaha that's freaking AWESOME.

How tall? What kind of device? Did they give you a nerd shaped trophy?

I wasn't aware that such an esteemed competition even existed

Dr. Broncenstein
04-14-2011, 06:20 PM
hahahaha that's freaking AWESOME.

How tall? What kind of device? Did they give you a nerd shaped trophy?

I wasn't aware that such an esteemed competition even existed

Eventually from the top of the football stadium pressbox at OU onto the parking lot below. The device had to land in a certain area. It was part of physics day or some shiat. No trophy, but all the nerdy girls wanted to fondle my huge Ti-85 calculator.

broncolife
04-14-2011, 06:21 PM
Over 600 hundred dollars on a slot machine, then I lost half of it at a strip club.

zdoor
04-14-2011, 06:28 PM
Won a $5000.00 wine collection at a Charity event last year. Cost me a $20.00 raffle ticket...

Mogulseeker
04-14-2011, 06:42 PM
I won a night with Scarlett Johansson once. It was weird because I was dressed up in tweed and it was in Dickens's England. When I had sex with her, I didn't feel anything, and afterward, I turned to the contest director and said, "Please, Sir, may I have some more?"

Then I woke up.

garandman
04-14-2011, 06:45 PM
Easy, 2 tickets to superbowl in Miami, falcons vs Broncos!

serious hops
04-14-2011, 06:49 PM
A mother****in' game!


-Sincerely,

Josh McDaniels

Mjolnir
04-14-2011, 08:46 PM
My team won the state championship in football my senior year of high school, with a top 25 National ranking to boot.

Not won much since. Caught a flying brat shot from an air cannon at a minor league baseball game last week.

It's all downhill kids.

Doggcow
04-15-2011, 01:33 AM
For a shooting contest at a basketball game (Won or earned?) a hat, a keyboard, and a tshirt.

listopencil
04-15-2011, 03:17 AM
My freedom in the Thunderdome.

Rohirrim
04-15-2011, 09:27 AM
When I was ten, I went to the movies and Oscar Meyer came out during the intermission and held a drawing and I won a motorized Weinermobile.

It's been downhill ever since.

Cito Pelon
04-15-2011, 10:29 AM
The Post Championship in softball when I was in the Army. We won 7-5 in an eight team tourney.

And I had a great game that day. MVP. Had an inside the park homerun leading off the game, threw two guys out at third from center field (one of them the guy tried to tag up from second after I made a diving catch in the bottom of the 8th when we were tied at 5), went 5-for-6 with three runs scored, scored the winning run after stretching a double into a triple in the top of the ninth, caught the final two outs.

AZorange1
04-15-2011, 02:01 PM
$1000 in a dollar slot machine on the first pull, managed to hang onto about $700 of it went home, came back the very next day and hit $1000 on the same machine again but not the first pull. Left for Puerto Vallarta two weeks later.

Peoples Champ
04-15-2011, 02:04 PM
When I was ten, I went to the movies and Oscar Meyer came out during the intermission and held a drawing and I won a motorized Weinermobile.

It's been downhill ever since.


do you have a pic of it?