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Swedish Extrovert
04-09-2011, 04:57 PM
I left mightysmurf cause Sassy told me to. I don't like HombreGuapo... since whatever persona I've created here is all you guys go to go by, I think the best possible user name would come from one of you guys.

How bout this... I leave this up for a little while, and then I put the best options in a poll. I will choose whichever user name wins the poll.

chadta
04-09-2011, 05:01 PM
attentionwhore ?

Mrindisicive ?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
04-09-2011, 05:02 PM
attentionwhore ?

Mrindisicive ?

EpicTrickleDown4tw

broncosteven
04-09-2011, 05:04 PM
Jizzlips has been a personal favorite of mine since I read it in Nelson Algren's book "Somebody in Boots".

Swedish Extrovert
04-09-2011, 05:06 PM
EpicTrickleDown4tw

ROFL!

Swedish Extrovert
04-09-2011, 05:08 PM
attentionwhore ?

Mrindisicive ?

I went to Oktoberfest in Munich with a guy from Hamilton once. On the train back to Maastricht from Munich, a couple of Germans asked us if we were American... he said "He is... I'm Canadian... **** America" ... no big deal, except he was eating a Whopper and listening to Katy Perry on his iPod while he said it.

Hahaha, Oh, Canada.... America junior.

Ray Finkle
04-09-2011, 05:12 PM
Idrinkp
Azzmunch
Huckleberry
MCD#1
Ihavecrabs

any of those

my fav
Hombre MF Guapo

SoCalBronco
04-09-2011, 05:15 PM
Idrinkp
Azzmunch
Huckleberry
MCD#1
Ihavecrabs

any of those

my fav
Hombre MF Guapo

You want him to steal your middle name? WTF.

That One Guy
04-09-2011, 05:29 PM
I think we should compromise. Here (http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=hombreguapo&t=1000&a=n) is all the anagrams of HombreGuapo. My personal favorites:

Barge - Homo Up
A Bug Per Homo
A Bro, Huge Mop (The ladies would love ya!)
Bare Pug Homo
Pure Gab Homo
Mega Rub Pooh

The list goes on and on. A merging of old and new, if you will.

Swedish Extrovert
04-09-2011, 05:34 PM
I think we should compromise. Here (http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=hombreguapo&t=1000&a=n) is all the anagrams of HombreGuapo. My personal favorites:

Barge - Homo Up
A Bug Per Homo
A Bro, Huge Mop (The ladies would love ya!)
Bare Pug Homo
Pure Gab Homo
Mega Rub Pooh

The list goes on and on. A merging of old and new, if you will.

Boa Ogre Hump ROFL!

Game Rub Pooh

Gape Rub Homo

Cleo McDowell
04-09-2011, 06:12 PM
Jizzlips has been a personal favorite of mine since I read it in Nelson Algren's book "Somebody in Boots".

I VOTE THIS, JIZZLIPS.

Killericon
04-09-2011, 06:44 PM
Doctor Krieger.

TailgateNut
04-09-2011, 06:50 PM
Little Fokker

Ray Finkle
04-09-2011, 07:53 PM
You want him to steal your middle name? WTF.

he's a bad ass mofo....unlike a Pens player....

Tombstone RJ
04-10-2011, 10:21 AM
Brosef Express

Broncobiv
04-10-2011, 10:37 AM
mightysmurf

Chris
04-10-2011, 11:05 AM
Sergeant VagNose

OrangeSe7en
04-10-2011, 11:09 AM
Dennis Bergkamp

shaunroach
04-10-2011, 12:05 PM
Dennis Bergkamp

baconlover69

Meck77
04-10-2011, 12:16 PM
Smurf Pecker

Chris
04-10-2011, 01:16 PM
Blue Dick Popsicle

Swedish Extrovert
04-10-2011, 01:21 PM
I think I'm going to go with EpicTrickleDown4tw

HAT
04-10-2011, 01:23 PM
Dick Gazinya

Chris
04-10-2011, 01:31 PM
How bout

Rest Stop Rumper

HILife
04-10-2011, 03:11 PM
HombreGuano

Kaylore
04-10-2011, 04:03 PM
you should start a poll and pick the top 5 and have people vote on them. I guarantee trickledown doesn't even get 10% of the vote.

And for my votes:

Listentomyradstoriesguy

everthingIdoiscool

bloodfart

DomCasual
04-10-2011, 04:06 PM
WestlandWildcat

Swedish Extrovert
04-10-2011, 04:19 PM
WestlandWildcat

Oh God don't remind me.

Swedish Extrovert
04-10-2011, 04:20 PM
you should start a poll and pick the top 5 and have people vote on them. I guarantee trickledown doesn't even get 10% of the vote.

And for my votes:

Listentomyradstoriesguy

everthingIdoiscool

bloodfart

Yeah, but I'd rather not chame my name to something like jizzlips or Rest Stop Rumper

Kaylore
04-10-2011, 04:29 PM
Yeah, but I'd rather not chame my name to something like jizzlips or Rest Stop Rumper

Then don't pick those so you have some say. Pick the top five, your top five, and let people vote.

worm
04-10-2011, 05:39 PM
This is definitely a 1st World problem.

OBF1
04-10-2011, 05:54 PM
Sassy's biotch

Dr. Broncenstein
04-10-2011, 05:57 PM
Perpetual Bro

brncs_fan
04-10-2011, 06:00 PM
yourmomsmustach

ghwk
04-10-2011, 07:23 PM
Keep it simple.

Vomitlaunch

Ray Finkle
04-10-2011, 07:33 PM
analitch?

schaaf
04-10-2011, 07:43 PM
BossHawg

Cito Pelon
04-10-2011, 08:16 PM
You could do a 180 with MonstruoFeo.

epicSocialism4tw
04-10-2011, 09:07 PM
Swiss Miss

Boobs McGee
04-10-2011, 09:46 PM
Tonguepunched fartbox

broncocalijohn
04-10-2011, 09:51 PM
I think I'm going to go with EpicTrickleDown4tw

Go with Drama Llama. With this thread and you changing names again, what a perfect fit to take his famous moniker. Both of you are on the scale of Rev right now too. Attention whores!

Swedish Extrovert
04-10-2011, 09:54 PM
I like Rev.

loborugger
04-10-2011, 10:01 PM
DramaLlama'sbitch.

At least his thread was original.

Archer81
04-10-2011, 10:21 PM
MightyGuapo?

HombreSmurf?

Guaposmurf?

MightyHombre?

:Broncos:

Cito Pelon
04-10-2011, 11:01 PM
Maybe something more powerful:

El Capitan.

As long as it isn't as ridiculous as HombreGuapo, it's fine with me.

Chris
04-11-2011, 08:47 AM
Uncle Jesse

The Oatmeal Pope

J Egar Hoover's Closet

Thessalonian Gerrymandering

Bobbysoxer Bronco

Anginal Discharge

Slerpaderp Twerp

Whole Lotta Woman

Ballroom Meatgrinder

Secret Spinach

Babar

Elephantigeritis

Whorticulture

Swiss Cheese Guard

Taco Jill

My ass is a hotel

Schwing Commander

ErasureFan77

Congenitals

I am a Jerk.... chicken

Beantown Bronco
04-11-2011, 08:51 AM
Butters

HAT
04-11-2011, 08:55 AM
My Name Peggy

Borks147
04-11-2011, 09:32 AM
what was wrong with mightysmurf?

bronco militia
04-11-2011, 09:45 AM
nothinggetspastthisguy

Chris
04-11-2011, 09:47 AM
BigDickMcGoo

TheReverend
04-11-2011, 09:51 AM
Go with Drama Llama. With this thread and you changing names again, what a perfect fit to take his famous moniker. Both of you are on the scale of Rev right now too. Attention whores!

Is this the 2nd coming of Rev and his "Look at my great body". With that in mind, I think you should keep Ronnie up there on a floatie Lobster. Maybe have some AIDS spitting out too.

2 un-cued posts about me in 1 week from you. Makes me a little uncomfortable honestly.

Clearly I don't need to "attention whore" to have yours.

Pony Boy
04-11-2011, 10:34 AM
"nut-hugger"

Pony Boy
04-11-2011, 10:37 AM
"money-shot"

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
04-11-2011, 10:38 AM
"left handed gold digger"

Cito Pelon
04-11-2011, 11:05 AM
Uncle Jesse

The Oatmeal Pope

J Egar Hoover's Closet

Thessalonian Gerrymandering

Bobbysoxer Bronco

Anginal Discharge

Slerpaderp Twerp

Whole Lotta Woman

Ballroom Meatgrinder

Secret Spinach

Babar

Elephantigeritis

Whorticulture

Swiss Cheese Guard

Taco Jill

My ass is a hotel

Schwing Commander

ErasureFan77

Congenitals

I am a Jerk.... chicken

Good lord, I hope you have something better to do with your imagination. Some of those are borderline sociopathic.

Cito Pelon
04-11-2011, 11:08 AM
2 un-cued posts about me in 1 week from you. Makes me a little uncomfortable honestly.

Clearly I don't need to "attention whore" to have yours.

So why are you stroking off to it?

Crushaholic
04-11-2011, 11:08 AM
"Flying Dutchman"

epicSocialism4tw
04-11-2011, 11:49 AM
Vince Clothor

Chris
04-11-2011, 01:14 PM
Good lord, I hope you have something better to do with your imagination. Some of those are borderline sociopathic.

Sociopath 88

Mad Sociopath Skillz

or just

Cito Pelon

sounds like Edward James Olmos's porn name

broncocalijohn
04-11-2011, 01:40 PM
2 un-cued posts about me in 1 week from you. Makes me a little uncomfortable honestly.

Clearly I don't need to "attention whore" to have yours.

your thread was so epic on the "look at me guys" whoreness, it will be the standard all other striving attention seekers will have to stack up to. You are their leader and you should be damn proud of it. Trust me on this one, if anyone is pulling a Charlie Sheen, you and your awesomeness of the lobster ride will always remind the Maners who the real A.W. is at the Mane.
Don't be discourage; Wear it like a badge of honor.

Chris
04-11-2011, 01:45 PM
http://sharetv.org/images/the_bold_and_the_beautiful-show.jpg

TheReverend
04-11-2011, 02:05 PM
your thread was so epic on the "look at me guys" whoreness, it will be the standard all other striving attention seekers will have to stack up to. You are their leader and you should be damn proud of it. Trust me on this one, if anyone is pulling a Charlie Sheen, you and your awesomeness of the lobster ride will always remind the Maners who the real A.W. is at the Mane.
Don't be discourage; Wear it like a badge of honor.

To clarify, I really could care less what your interpretation of that thread, of me, or anything is because quite frankly, I think you're very dim and have nothing to offer in any facet of life, and especially not football takes for this board... which you're aware of because you try to be funny... but fail miserably at it. No big deal, that's just my opinion. That thread was meant to bring some levity AT MY EXPENSE, and it delivered (especially Conklins work, he did a fantastic job making fun of me).

Considering you have a hard on for bringing it up over and over again (and not me), I think the "attention" issue might be aimed in the wrong direction, but, I digress, because I couldn't give a **** less.

(Sweet, that last sentence clause even rhymes)

TheReverend
04-11-2011, 02:07 PM
And, dude, if I really wanted to "attention whore" I'd have a pic of me in my avy looking like a phaggot holding a bowling ball.

Oh wait...

Cito Pelon
04-11-2011, 02:08 PM
Sociopath 88

Mad Sociopath Skillz

or just

Cito Pelon

sounds like Edward James Olmos's porn name

Pinche Chris. That was a little bit funny.

TheReverend
04-11-2011, 02:09 PM
Pinche Chris. That was a little bit funny.

Are you Mexican/Latino? Just curious, feel free to not answer if at all offended by the question.

Chris
04-11-2011, 02:10 PM
Are you Mexican/Latino? Just curious, feel free to not answer if at all offended by the question.

Wow. That was racist.

Cito Pelon
04-11-2011, 02:12 PM
your thread was so epic on the "look at me guys" whoreness, it will be the standard all other striving attention seekers will have to stack up to. You are their leader and you should be damn proud of it. Trust me on this one, if anyone is pulling a Charlie Sheen, you and your awesomeness of the lobster ride will always remind the Maners who the real A.W. is at the Mane.
Don't be discourage; Wear it like a badge of honor.

Rev is definitely the Charlie Sheen of the Mane. No doubt about it.

Swedish Extrovert
04-11-2011, 02:14 PM
Again, don't believe for a second that Charlie Sheen isn't enjoying his breakdown.

HAT
04-11-2011, 02:16 PM
OT but if Cito ever changes his name I vote for No Lip Otis......

White boy reverse of Cito Pelon. :yayaya:

TheReverend
04-11-2011, 02:17 PM
Rev is definitely the Charlie Sheen of the Mane. No doubt about it.

Hmmm, I don't really drink, don't do any drugs and don't even take advil, but that's pretty spot on... People like you making posts like this for un-queued, un-warranted, and un-asked for attention perpetuate that myth, but sure, I don't mind.

Chris
04-11-2011, 02:37 PM
The orange mane is an ensemble piece. Always has been.

UberBroncoMan
04-11-2011, 03:01 PM
Jack Galore

schaaf
04-11-2011, 03:08 PM
Damn... I'm a ****ing boss.

Swedish Extrovert
04-11-2011, 03:28 PM
Jack Galore

I'm thinking about it.

SoCalBronco
04-11-2011, 09:51 PM
There was nothing wrong with MightySmurf to begin with. JMO.

Chris
04-11-2011, 09:55 PM
There was nothing wrong with MightySmurf to begin with. JMO.

bit pansy innit

OABB
04-11-2011, 10:00 PM
To clarify, I really could care less what your interpretation of that thread, of me, or anything is because quite frankly, I think you're very dim and have nothing to offer in any facet of life, and especially not football takes for this board... which you're aware of because you try to be funny... but fail miserably at it. No big deal, that's just my opinion. That thread was meant to bring some levity AT MY EXPENSE, and it delivered (especially Conklins work, he did a fantastic job making fun of me).

Considering you have a hard on for bringing it up over and over again (and not me), I think the "attention" issue might be aimed in the wrong direction, but, I digress, because I couldn't give a **** less.

(Sweet, that last sentence clause even rhymes)

i don't feel special anymore... This is almost word for word your standard attack on me.

epicSocialism4tw
04-11-2011, 10:04 PM
i don't feel special anymore... This is almost word for word your standard attack on me.

He tries to rhyme in his attacks against you?

TheReverend
04-11-2011, 10:06 PM
i don't feel special anymore... This is almost word for word your standard attack on me.

Well... Only the football takes part. FTR, you are funny WAY more often than BCJ's 7 year running tally of 0%.

And you don't give off that special "stalker" vibe.

Hogan11
04-11-2011, 10:38 PM
Just shorten it to "Hombre"....that's your coolest option IMHO.

Kaylore
04-12-2011, 07:24 AM
Just shorten it to "Hombre"....that's your coolest option IMHO.

And the most fitting. Also acceptable: Brosef, Bra, Dudester.

That One Guy
04-12-2011, 07:27 AM
To clarify, I really could care less what your interpretation of that thread, of me, or anything is because quite frankly, I think you're very dim and have nothing to offer in any facet of life, and especially not football takes for this board... which you're aware of because you try to be funny... but fail miserably at it. No big deal, that's just my opinion. That thread was meant to bring some levity AT MY EXPENSE, and it delivered (especially Conklins work, he did a fantastic job making fun of me).

Considering you have a hard on for bringing it up over and over again (and not me), I think the "attention" issue might be aimed in the wrong direction, but, I digress, because I couldn't give a **** less.

(Sweet, that last sentence clause even rhymes)

I've looked and only found the little two page original and it had no Conklin contributions. It also didn't scream "look at me" either. Is there another thread?

HAT
04-12-2011, 07:36 AM
I've looked and only found the little two page original and it had no Conklin contributions. It also didn't scream "look at me" either. Is there another thread?

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=85895&highlight=lobster

TheReverend
04-12-2011, 08:00 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=85895&highlight=lobster

Oh lord that was just as much fun reading through as it was the first time.

Side note:

Someone else asked brought that thread up
Someone else asked to see it
Someone else linked the thread

Conclusion:

I'm the attention whore :thumbsup:

HAT
04-12-2011, 08:09 AM
Oh lord that was just as much fun reading through as it was the first time.

Side note:

Someone else asked brought that thread up
Someone else asked to see it
Someone else linked the thread

Conclusion:

I'm the attention whore :thumbsup:

For posting it in the first place? Yes, yes you are. :thumbs:

All kidding aside...As awesome as Conklin's contributions were, I still think OABB's on page 2 was the best. Simple, understated & completely sums up your OM persona. :thanku:

TheReverend
04-12-2011, 08:11 AM
For posting it in the first place? Yes, yes you are. :thumbs:

All kidding aside...As awesome as Conklin's contributions were, I still think OABB's on page 2 was the best. Simple, understated & completely sums up your OM persona. :thanku:

I thought it was good, but someone else had already made that same concept so it was old to me by the time he posted it.

Beantown Bronco
04-12-2011, 08:30 AM
I miss BroncoWarrior.

And Yoda's story about logging onto the site and putting it up on the big screen when his inlaws walked in to him looking at your pics was pure OMane gold.

TheReverend
04-12-2011, 08:39 AM
I miss BroncoWarrior.

And Yoda's story about logging onto the site and putting it up on the big screen when his inlaws walked in to him looking at your pics was pure OMane gold.

His subsequent freakout was the highlight of the thread, imo.