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oubronco
04-09-2011, 04:52 PM
Thursday, April 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis!

He recently revealed he wants the Black Swan actress as his third goddess


Charlie Sheen has named Mila Kunis as his perfect mate - and he wants the actress to join his harem of women.

In his Wednesday night performance of one-man show "My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" in Ohio, Sheen revealed he'd like to bed Macauley Culkin's ex, and make her one of his goddesses.

He told fans, "Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right? And here's the good news - my goddesses have already ******* approved her... She's pre-approved."

And he wouldn't mind if she turned into a thief: "I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila ******* Kunis. Who wouldn't? If Mila Kunis is stealing your s*** because you can't pay attention to her, you're still ******* winning. You're still winning at that moment.

"I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis. I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes, and I'm going to buy them all. And then she can come steal them! Super ******* hot thief! Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s*** for you to come steal."

Sheen currently lives with "goddesses" Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, a retired porn star.



:strong: Don't we all

Mogulseeker
04-09-2011, 04:54 PM
Been there. She wasn't that good...

Killericon
04-09-2011, 05:28 PM
I cannot imagine a more boring thread.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-09-2011, 05:36 PM
Thursday, April 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis!

He recently revealed he wants the Black Swan actress as his third goddess


Charlie Sheen has named Mila Kunis as his perfect mate - and he wants the actress to join his harem of women.

In his Wednesday night performance of one-man show "My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" in Ohio, Sheen revealed he'd like to bed Macauley Culkin's ex, and make her one of his goddesses.

He told fans, "Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right? And here's the good news - my goddesses have already ******* approved her... She's pre-approved."

And he wouldn't mind if she turned into a thief: "I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila ******* Kunis. Who wouldn't? If Mila Kunis is stealing your s*** because you can't pay attention to her, you're still ******* winning. You're still winning at that moment.

"I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis. I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes, and I'm going to buy them all. And then she can come steal them! Super ******* hot thief! Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s*** for you to come steal."

Sheen currently lives with "goddesses" Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, a retired porn star.



:strong: Don't we all

Haha!!! Yes!

broncocalijohn
04-09-2011, 06:04 PM
Isnt that the chick from The reunion movie Romy and Michelle with the chick from Friends.

Edit: Nope but Sorvino is still hot.

:worthless

Los Broncos
04-09-2011, 07:09 PM
I don't think she'll have a problem with that, Charlie seems like a stable guy.

Mogulseeker
04-09-2011, 07:17 PM
Isnt that the chick from The reunion movie Romy and Michelle with the chick from Friends.

Edit: Nope but Sorvino is still hot.

:worthless

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/130972.jpg

Mogulseeker
04-09-2011, 07:19 PM
I wish the women in my life would walk around the house like that.

Bronco Vixen
04-09-2011, 07:26 PM
I wish the women in my life would walk around the house like that.

I'm not entirely sure they could in those heels...but perhaps that's the point.

_Oro_
04-09-2011, 07:29 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/130972.jpg

I never knew that she was nippleless.

epicSocialism4tw
04-09-2011, 07:54 PM
I wish the women in my life would walk around the house like that.

Well man, you may have to quit walking around like this:
http://www.paulandstorm.com/wp-content/uploads/jammies(1).jpg

Mogulseeker
04-09-2011, 08:03 PM
I'm not entirely sure they could in those heels...but perhaps that's the point.

Hmmm.... how old are you, and where do you live, BroncoVixen :wiggle:

Mogulseeker
04-09-2011, 08:05 PM
Well man, you may have to quit walking around like this:
http://www.paulandstorm.com/wp-content/uploads/jammies(1).jpg

I have to say, some girls have actually been rather responsive to it.

Bronco Vixen
04-09-2011, 08:12 PM
Hmmm.... how old are you, and where do you live, BroncoVixen :wiggle:

my guess is old enough to be your mother...and in a galaxy far far away...

Mogulseeker
04-09-2011, 08:15 PM
my guess is old enough to be your mother...and in a galaxy far far away...

Well if you weren't in a galaxy far, far away... you could teach me some new tricks.

ROFL!

TonyR
04-09-2011, 08:29 PM
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/04/mila-kunis-is-disgusted-by-charlie-sheen/

Bronco Vixen
04-09-2011, 08:34 PM
Well if you weren't in a galaxy far, far away... you could teach me some new tricks.

ROFL!

Tricks? What tricks? Like how to potty train a 3-year-old. I have a lot of riveting "tricks" to teach these days!

Bronco Vixen
04-09-2011, 08:36 PM
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/04/mila-kunis-is-disgusted-by-charlie-sheen/

It's just not a thread until "scabby penis" is thrown out there.

Mogulseeker
04-09-2011, 09:01 PM
Tricks? What tricks? Like how to potty train a 3-year-old. I have a lot of riveting "tricks" to teach these days!

LOL

BroncoMan4ever
04-09-2011, 09:08 PM
welcome to the club Sheen. the membership includes basically every boy who just entered puberty all the way through old men on their death beds.

cutthemdown
04-10-2011, 12:54 AM
LOL i was curious about bree olson so i typed her in on a porn site search. All that came up was her taking huge black dick in her ass. The thing was so open after he was done with here you could have dropped a cue ball in that sucker. Yeah some goddess you got yourself there Charlie! Hell if you need to put something away to keep it safe just stick it brees ass, that thing could hold a truck.

400HZ
04-10-2011, 08:09 AM
The first week or so of the Charlie Sheen meltdown was entertaining, but it lost steam fast. I don't think people are laughing with you anymore, Charlie.

HAT
04-10-2011, 08:47 AM
my guess is old enough to be your mother......

So....25ish?

gunns
04-10-2011, 09:05 AM
The first week or so of the Charlie Sheen meltdown was entertaining, but it lost steam fast. I don't think people are laughing with you anymore, Charlie.

Yep, got booed in NY now. They said it just wasn't funny just Charlie rambling. Mila won't have much to steal if this continues.

Tombstone RJ
04-10-2011, 09:24 AM
LOL i was curious about bree olson so i typed her in on a porn site search. All that came up was her taking huge black dick in her ass. The thing was so open after he was done with here you could have dropped a cue ball in that sucker. Yeah some goddess you got yourself there Charlie! Hell if you need to put something away to keep it safe just stick it brees ass, that thing could hold a truck.

you could have just googled her name but I see you went the extra mile on your research, well played sir, well played.

Bronco Vixen
04-10-2011, 10:19 AM
So....25ish?

Emphasis on the "ish"

Tombstone RJ
04-10-2011, 10:23 AM
Vixen is in the perpetual age 29 mode...

vancejohnson82
04-10-2011, 10:36 AM
Bree Olsen is hot for about 3 seconds of every porno, until she starts to talk....and take giant penises in every place the human body can accept one

I'm all with whores...but she is a slut

razorwire77
04-10-2011, 12:19 PM
Apparently mental illness mania teh funnies have a shelf life of about 2 weeks. The train wreck isn't funny any more.

Chris
04-10-2011, 01:51 PM
Charlie Sheen doesn't get his own joke except the joke that is on the people that think he gets it, get it?

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-10-2011, 02:10 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/251915/MILA-KUNIS.jpg

Mogulseeker
04-10-2011, 02:11 PM
I don't know man. Charlie Sheen is crazy... he's self-destructing and everybody is laughing at him.

I bet he is having a blast doing it though.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-10-2011, 02:16 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UF6rvUjcmvY/TThe0iAH1oI/AAAAAAAACJA/4PMhnC4sYmo/s1600/Bree_Olson2.jpg

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width/hash/43/67/Bree%20Olson%20foxxx%20modeling%20photo%20with%20p ermissions4_2.jpg

Lestat
04-10-2011, 08:11 PM
Bree Olson is one of his goddesses? that girl was one of the biggest sluts in porn when she was active. she's hot but i'd imagine that her holes are wider than the red sea after all the ****ing she did as a porn star.

broncocalijohn
04-10-2011, 08:50 PM
The first week or so of the Charlie Sheen meltdown was entertaining, but it lost steam fast. I don't think people are laughing with you anymore, Charlie.

Isnt his tour bombing big time? I predicted it would. He winning craziness can only last so long to those that are considered "Braaaahs". That is Bro to some of you normals.

Mogulseeker
04-10-2011, 09:04 PM
Isnt his tour bombing big time? I predicted it would. He winning craziness can only last so long to those that are considered "Braaaahs". That is Bro to some of you normals.

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UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-10-2011, 09:54 PM
Who should be Sheen's next "goddess"?

http://www.mglclub.com/ga5/files/attach/images/366472/617/916/001/1198660555_02_kayden-kross.jpg

http://guapas.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kayden-kross1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jPwINuxBwmQ/Sl4H8y2t-pI/AAAAAAAAGVU/yynuFRDt7uU/s400/kayden_kross_pink_nice_7.jpg

http://votekayden.com/KaydenKrossspike.jpg

Mogulseeker
04-10-2011, 09:59 PM
I hear Kayden Kross supports Obama's budget.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-10-2011, 10:24 PM
I hear Kayden Kross supports Obama's budget.

I'm asian. I'll make her smarter.

Mogulseeker
04-10-2011, 10:45 PM
I'm asian. I'll make her smarter.

No one race is smarter than the other.

Asians aren't smarter that any other race.... they're just always swarming the library at DU taking up all the good study spots. Even though they count for only about 12% of the school.

Seriously you almost need to know Mandarin to get by at the Penrose library anymore.

Tombstone RJ
04-11-2011, 08:37 AM
No one race is smarter than the other.

Asians aren't smarter that any other race.... they're just always swarming the library at DU taking up all the good study spots. Even though they count for only about 12% of the school.

Seriously you almost need to know Mandarin to get by at the Penrose library anymore.

Those darn Asians--always wanting to study!!! It really cramps your style right?

Beantown Bronco
04-11-2011, 08:40 AM
that girl was one of the biggest sluts in porn when she was active.

How would one even quantify something like this?

Chris
04-11-2011, 09:07 AM
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God he is a terrible actor.

HAT
04-11-2011, 09:14 AM
How would one even quantify something like this?

Extensive research.....Lots and lots of extensive research.

Chris
04-11-2011, 09:45 AM
Extensive research.....Lots and lots of extensive research.

So weird... while my girlfriend is out of town last night I took to researching the same project as you.

Garcia Bronco
04-11-2011, 10:14 AM
I'm asian. I'll make her smarter.

ohhh..but will she be able to drive better. That's the question. :)

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-11-2011, 10:56 AM
ohhh..but will she be able to drive better. That's the question. :)

That's the trade off. We trade driving ability for studying ability. Life just not fair. We make money to drive a nice car, just can't drive well.

Kaylore
04-11-2011, 01:24 PM
My Japanese mother in law gets flipped off twice a week minimum. No joke. 45 in the fast line on 470.

Chris
04-11-2011, 01:26 PM
My Japanese mother in law gets flipped off twice a week minimum. No joke. 45 in the fast line an 470.

http://images1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/208546581v7_225x225_Front_padToSquare-true.jpg

Kaylore
04-11-2011, 01:29 PM
http://images1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/208546581v7_225x225_Front_padToSquare-true.jpg

"I am too scawed!" "I just waive an say 'sowee!'"

bronco militia
04-11-2011, 01:31 PM
bwhahaha kaylore!Ha!

Beantown Bronco
04-11-2011, 01:33 PM
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhvq9at1vF1qemqywo1_500.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thatsgoldjerry.tumblr.com/post/3826551045/stuffgracelikes-so-close-dwight-so-close&usg=__zdnI44bv5_vd6ycm6iYsZ4rFoTA=&h=700&w=420&sz=72&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=_cxhfoj9dypiZM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=77&ei=iGWjTeB25ZXRAf-Zrf8E&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddwight%2Bschrute%2Basian%26um%3D1%26h l%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D580%26tbm%3Di sch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=516&oei=iGWjTeB25ZXRAf-Zrf8E&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=36&ty=76

Chris
04-11-2011, 01:37 PM
"I am too scawed!" "I just waive an say 'sowee!'"

It's time to arm her.

Might I suggest

http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/granny%20gun-thumb.jpg