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Boomhauer
04-06-2011, 05:39 AM
Since it's still off-season mode, I'd thought I'd pose a political poll that had nothing to do with politics: Which one of our sitting Congresswoman would you most like to see do a spread for FHM or Playboy? Are there some you'd rather see clothes on? What charity should money raised from their photos support?

Kristi Noem - 39 SouthDakota (R)
http://images.ezine1.com/imagemanager2/files/30003693/2011/01/2011-01-08-12-27-45-5-kristi-noem.jpeg

Kirsten Gillibrand - 44 NewYork (D)
http://www.styleite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/0-kirsten.jpg

Mary Bono Mack - 49 California (R)
http://www.maggiesnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Mary_Bono_Mack_Connie_Mack_IV_25.jpg

Loretta Sanchez - 51 California (D)
Bill loves him some curves in a blue dress
http://cincinnati.com/blogs/noreally/files/2010/10/sanchez.jpg

These could probably pull it off with some work
Martha Roby - 34 Alabama (R)
Cathy McMorris Rodgers - 41 Washington (R)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz - 44 Florida (D)
Yvette Clarke - 46 NewYork (D)
Lynn Jenkins - 47 Kansas (R)
Donna Edwards - 52 Maryland (D)
Michele Bachmann - 55 Minnesota (R)
Judy Chu - 57 California (D)

HILife
04-06-2011, 06:14 AM
Ok, so I voted for Noem, but I'm not sure. I'll go with that for now.

That One Guy
04-06-2011, 07:09 AM
Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.

jhns
04-06-2011, 07:30 AM
I think they should all get naked.

Smiling Assassin27
04-06-2011, 08:14 AM
Martin Heinrich


Sincerely,

Barney Frank

listopencil
04-06-2011, 09:00 AM
Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.

Hillary wasn't even an option for Bill's.

HILife
04-06-2011, 09:14 AM
Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.

Hillary? Really?

gyldenlove
04-06-2011, 09:23 AM
Kate Upton, she may not be in congress but she should be.

http://www.gossipberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kate-Upton-Swimsuit-Issue-29.jpg

Kaylore
04-06-2011, 09:23 AM
Kristi is the clear choice. Girls from the Dakota's are hot. I dated one and she was one of the coolest girls I dated but she couldn't get past my LDS thing...

woodall
04-06-2011, 09:29 AM
Kristi is the clear choice. Girls from the Dakota's are hot. I dated one and she was one of the coolest girls I dated but she couldn't get past my LDS thing...

Probably because she didn't want to have any sister wives.....kidding!!! Ha!

BroncoMan4ever
04-06-2011, 09:41 AM
i went with Gillibrand. judging from that picture alone, she looks more like the prim and proper woman with a bangin body that would look great naked.

Noem looks like she'd be the easiest to convince to actually do it though

cutthemdown
04-06-2011, 10:09 AM
Hmmm Kaylore maybe the thought of multiple levels of heaven, a really stringent tithing policy, and not being able to party were just too much for her?

broncocalijohn
04-06-2011, 10:47 AM
Why isn't Hillary an option?

Just curious.

Edit: just noticed it was congress only. Duh.

also, he wanted to post hot chicks. What is wrong with you?
The Dem from NY looks pretty hot as does the ND chick. Sanchez? No way!

Quoydogs
04-06-2011, 11:19 AM
Kate Upton, she may not be in congress but she should be.

http://www.gossipberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kate-Upton-Swimsuit-Issue-29.jpg

See she is hot and all but if I was doing her I would feel the need to pick that fricken mole off her face.

Willynowei
04-06-2011, 11:38 AM
Kate Upton, she may not be in congress but she should be.

http://www.gossipberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kate-Upton-Swimsuit-Issue-29.jpg

She's gotta be the hottest chick in the world. Can't believe Kayne or whatever his name is hitting that, ****.

LRtagger
04-06-2011, 12:17 PM
Bono Mack - just b/c she is 50 and hot

http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/NEWS/2011/2011-01/2011-01-07/bono_boobx390.jpg

Pony Boy
04-06-2011, 12:48 PM
All you Democrats deserve this biach......

OBF1
04-06-2011, 12:52 PM
The point missed here is.......

What in the hell goes on in your pathetic life that you have the time to come up with this kind of crap, Then share it online.

Pony Boy
04-06-2011, 01:03 PM
The point missed here is.......

What in the hell goes on in your pathetic life that you have the time to come up with this kind of crap, Then share it online.

I'm retired but the pathetic thing is you are probably doing this from work.....;D

AZorange1
04-06-2011, 01:18 PM
I'm retired but the pathetic thing is you are probably doing this from work.....;D

I will go with the Kate Upton thing. Funny, I was just sitting here wondering myself how many of you are on company time. It seems as though the highest counts are; shortly after getting to work, and about 3 just before it's time to go home. Like Pony Boy, I get to just sit and watch:welcome:

ColoradoBuff
04-06-2011, 01:22 PM
Kristi Noem...hands down! 2nd would be Kirsten Gillibrand.

Mogulseeker
04-06-2011, 02:03 PM
All you Democrats deserve this biach......

Naaaw

http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/michele_bachmann_crack_is_wack_2.jpeg

mkporter
04-06-2011, 02:04 PM
I'm retired but the pathetic thing is you are probably doing this from work.....;D

So you could be doing anything else you wanted to, and you choose this? Explain to me how that is less pathetic.

Pony Boy
04-06-2011, 02:44 PM
So you could be doing anything else you wanted to, and you choose this? Explain to me how that is less pathetic.

You have lots of free time when you retire and I can't play golf and fish all day long. I have to take a break sometime (doctorís orders). When you're my age you only need about 5 hours sleep and sex only takes about 5 minutes....... but the bad side is it takes you longer to pee than it does to eat. When I was a young buck, raising a family and working my tail off, I didn't have time for stuff like this........ha...... If you donít believe me just ask Baja and Azorange1.

I will admit that I have to work pretty hard at keeping Obama, Reed and Pelosi away from my pile of nuts that Iíve stored away.

Chris
04-06-2011, 03:53 PM
See she is hot and all but if I was doing her I would feel the need to pick that fricken mole off her face.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Mvxe04wGmTw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Houshyamama
04-06-2011, 04:19 PM
Kristi is the clear choice. Girls from the Dakota's are hot. I dated one and she was one of the coolest girls I dated but she couldn't get past my LDS thing...

Long Dong Syndrome?

FireFly
04-06-2011, 04:36 PM
Looks like its a landslide!

Boomhauer
04-06-2011, 08:39 PM
i went with Gillibrand. judging from that picture alone, she looks more like the prim and proper woman with a bangin body that would look great naked.
Noem looks like she'd be the easiest to convince to actually do it though

Here's some more 'eye candy' for you guys if you can't decide.

Kristi Noem
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo322/Stang427R/Random%20Babes/Kristi-Noem1.jpg

Kirsten Gillibrand
http://lezgetreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kirsten-Gillibrand2-310x400.jpg

Mary Bono Mack
http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2009/04-27/bp0427_mary_bono_headshot_300.jpg

Loretta Sanchez
http://www.jasonsdowntown.com/images/JasonNatClinton.jpg

Boomhauer
04-06-2011, 08:40 PM
And the second teir for any interested....

Martha Roby
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7apYwba3MyE/TT4qjd42eoI/AAAAAAAAA9c/jsFQslncYjE/s1600/Roby_Martha.campaign2010.jpg

Cathy McMorris Rodgers
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3343/3592416749_6f487d9a3c.jpg

Debbie Wasserman Schultz
http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/WashingtonPost/Content/Production/Blogs/the-fix/Images/Congresswoman_Shot_Democratic_Friends_02373.jpg?uu id=jBf-PF_VEeCdxiFLG98fTw

Yvette Clarke
http://www.embassyofjamaica.org/jamview/images/Clark004.jpg

Lynn Jenkins
http://media.lansingcurrent.com/img/croppedphotos/2009/09/03/Jenkins_t640.jpg?a6ea3ebd4438a44b86d2e9c39ecf76130 05fe067

Donna Edwards
http://thefabempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/donna-edwards.jpg

Michele Bachmann
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_k_ICSkAB1hk/TUVoDFV7cTI/AAAAAAAAHis/TNGmvAH4lqk/s1600/Kill-The-Bill-Michele-Bachmann-300.jpg

Judy Chu
http://www.visa800.com/attachments/2010/09/2_201009031046301x5u1.jpg

Chris
04-06-2011, 08:45 PM
Kristi Noem looks like I could bang her at the back of a Chilli's and she'd be ok with it....

orange crusher
04-06-2011, 10:21 PM
Gonna have to stick with the home state on this one, even though I've seen enough political ads of her to make me sick.

Kaylore
04-06-2011, 10:53 PM
Mary Bono Mack looks like a post-op tranny.

broncocalijohn
04-06-2011, 11:14 PM
Kristi Noem looks like I could bang her at the back of a Chilli's and she'd be ok with it....

Dude, if you banged her on a case of Hormel Chili, you would be ok with it. You make it sound like you are lowering your standards when in reality, a chick that is willing to do it anywhere is top notch. I know you would refuse her if she had pointy knees.

footstepsfrom#27
04-06-2011, 11:27 PM
What a bunch of weirdos we have in here.

broncocalijohn
04-06-2011, 11:28 PM
What a bunch of weirdos we have in here.

Are you just figuring this out now?

footstepsfrom#27
04-06-2011, 11:35 PM
Are you just figuring this out now?
No...but the bar gets set lower all the time doesn't it? What's next...a Barbara Bush fetish? :clown:

Pony Boy
04-07-2011, 08:46 AM
No...but the bar gets set lower all the time doesn't it? What's next...a Barbara Bush fetish? :clown:

What's next...a Barbara's bush fetish?

Fixed it for ya....Ha!

crowebomber
04-07-2011, 08:59 AM
mmmmmmmm. yummy.

listopencil
04-07-2011, 09:23 AM
Another pic of Sanchez. I know that Noem is smoking hot but there is just something about Sanchez that gets my attention.

http://inlandpolitics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Loretta-Sanchez.jpg

listopencil
04-07-2011, 09:24 AM
Wow, I didn't know the pic was bigger than her actual head.

Chris
04-07-2011, 09:25 AM
Dude, if you banged her on a case of Hormel Chili, you would be ok with it. You make it sound like you are lowering your standards when in reality, a chick that is willing to do it anywhere is top notch. I know you would refuse her if she had pointy knees.

Pointy knees are a serious health hazard... as are uneven toes. Kristen Gillibrand definitely has uneven toes.

broncocalijohn
04-07-2011, 11:34 AM
What's next...a Barbara's bush fetish?

Fixed it for ya....Ha!

oh god that is sick. Let us hope no one at this board (unless a chief's fan) would go that route.

Boomhauer
04-08-2011, 01:17 AM
What a bunch of weirdos we have in here.

Such pointless and vulgar threads seem the norm here since it's 'off-season mode'. I don't consider asking "Who wants to see some old ladies naked?" or "Who's new to Capitol Hill that's just an object?" any weirder or inappropriate than the rest.

Besides, our elected officials are a waste of space in DC and think being in front of the camera is more important than addressing or solving policy. Having them get naked in a photo shoot to raise funds would help the country alot more than what they're currently doing. Most of them got to where they are by being corporate whores anyways, so this shouldn't be to much of a stretch.

HorseHead
04-08-2011, 10:32 AM
"relax Francis"....

one from New York for me...