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oubronco
04-04-2011, 10:25 AM
I posted this in the around the nfl thread but thought it needed it's own thread Hilarious!

Raiders WR Louis Murphy was reportedly arrested Sunday morning for possession of Viagra without a valid prescription, failure to obey an officer, and non-violent resisting arrest.

All three charges are misdemeanors. Murphy was pulled over for a loud stereo, first ignoring the officer then refusing to show ID or put his hands behind his back. It was until after Murphy consented to a vehicle search that officers found 11 Viagra pills in a bottle with the label torn off because the receiver didn't want his girlfriend to know his performance was artificially enhanced.

Murphy was also arrested back in 2006 for marijuana possession.

Source: Gainesville Sun Apr 3, 4:48 PM

Los Broncos
04-04-2011, 10:53 AM
LOL

FantomForce
04-04-2011, 10:55 AM
Oakland, it is hard to "get up" for important events

Garcia Bronco
04-04-2011, 11:21 AM
That makes the penalty even stiffer

Beantown Bronco
04-04-2011, 11:25 AM
He took the whole "game of inches" a tad literally I guess.

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FantomForce
04-04-2011, 11:34 AM
That makes the penalty even stiffer

Damn, I thought I was being clever.:spit:

Garcia Bronco
04-04-2011, 11:51 AM
Ahhh football; Beautiful girls that appear when we open beers and erections that last 4 hours.

Smiling Assassin27
04-04-2011, 12:13 PM
Maybe he just needs it for high blood pressure.

Kaylore
04-04-2011, 12:48 PM
Interesting. I'm curious to see if Woody will touch this one.

Garcia Bronco
04-04-2011, 01:26 PM
Interesting. I'm curious to see if Woody will touch this one.

I bet it would be hard to look at.

gunns
04-04-2011, 01:33 PM
Maybe he just needs it for high blood pressure.

Ok, my first thought was why would a 23 year old guy need Viagra. Do they use it for the side effects of high blood pressure?

bronco militia
04-04-2011, 01:34 PM
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bendog
04-04-2011, 02:00 PM
All Night Long

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2007/mar/11/familyandrelationships3

Smiling Assassin27
04-04-2011, 02:09 PM
Ok, my first thought was why would a 23 year old guy need Viagra. Do they use it for the side effects of high blood pressure?

I think it was studied primarily for treatment of hypertension and angina. It didn't really work as well as it did for ED.

worm
04-04-2011, 02:36 PM
I found the Vrabel arrest much more humorous.

Its a good day in Bronco land when Chiefs and Raiders are getting incarcerated.

bendog
04-04-2011, 02:50 PM
The vrabel thing's odd. I wonder what he supposedly took from the casino. Once, a long time ago, when a hotel gave me a hard time about something, and I got some room service, I took their tray in revenge. The faider thing is funny in that Seabass got arrested for roofies years back, then there's the purple dank qb, and now this guy who, I assume, uses viagra to courteract the dick deflating effects of various recreational drugs.

Beantown Bronco
04-04-2011, 02:55 PM
and now this guy who, I assume, uses viagra to courteract the dick deflating effects of various recreational drugs.

You sound like a man who speaks from experience.

Mogulseeker
04-04-2011, 03:01 PM
That makes the penalty even stiffer

:spit::thanku:

Mogulseeker
04-04-2011, 03:02 PM
OMG, some brilliantly hilarious responses in this thread.

bendog
04-04-2011, 03:07 PM
You sound like a man who speaks from experience.

I thought he might plan on doing roofies with Jano, and then he'd be able to do Jano, so then neither one of them would remember the experience.

broncos-rock
04-04-2011, 04:04 PM
The vrabel thing's odd. I wonder what he supposedly took from the casino. Once, a long time ago, when a hotel gave me a hard time about something, and I got some room service, I took their tray in revenge. The faider thing is funny in that Seabass got arrested for roofies years back, then there's the purple dank qb, and now this guy who, I assume, uses viagra to courteract the dick deflating effects of various recreational drugs.

It was reported Vrabel took a whole bunch of beers from the casino deli. $600 to bond out of jail those are some expensive beers!

McDman
04-04-2011, 04:11 PM
Well, there could be a few reasons he is taking it...

Maybe he's gay and just has a girlfriend to hide it?

Maybe he actually has a medical problem and can't get his googler up. This would really suck.

Maybe he has high blood pressure.

Who knows, sucks for him regardless.

broncocalijohn
04-04-2011, 06:07 PM
how about he just gets a prescription for it? I guess it wouldnt be Thug Life like to do just that.

McDman
04-04-2011, 07:16 PM
how about he just gets a prescription for it? I guess it wouldnt be Thug Life like to do just that.

Think how embarassing that would be at 23. Then it's compounded by the fact that he is supoosed to be some bad ass football player.

While it is kind of funny, I do feel a little bit bad for the guy. I know if I had to be taking viagra right now it would really mess with my head.

epicSocialism4tw
04-04-2011, 07:19 PM
Ok, my first thought was why would a 23 year old guy need Viagra. Do they use it for the side effects of high blood pressure?

Instant erection. Thats why.

If he needed it for hypertension, he would probably have a script for it.

Garcia Bronco
04-04-2011, 08:14 PM
Well, he's not a huge player for the Raiders. His unit might get deflated, though.