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Mogulseeker
03-30-2011, 01:04 PM
Given the ridiculousness of recent threads and the lockout... I'd say this thread as as good as any other. Just wondering what kind of condoms you've tried and how they fare.

Personally, I'm not a fan of Trojan, and I think the new Ecstasy ones are a gimmick. Anything from Trojan, though, and it seems like it just takes too long to finish.

So far, the closest things to the real thing are the Durex Love condoms, which are actually dispensed outside my DU residency for two for $.25.

Also, I would like to point out the ridiculousness of using the Naturalamb condoms. You ever think that putting a lamb intestine on your wang before you enter somebody is kinda like entering a caprinae mammal from behind? Gross.

gyldenlove
03-30-2011, 01:06 PM
I prefer lifestyle, I have tried trojan, durex and kimono I think they are called and I wasn't a big fan (with an exception made for durex flavoured, got good results with that).

Kaylore
03-30-2011, 01:12 PM
This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

55CrushEm
03-30-2011, 01:12 PM
From Rocky II....

Gazzo: Hey Rock, did you ever think of investing in condominiums?

Rocky: Condominiums?

Gazzo: Yeah, condominiums. They're safe.

Rocky: (whispering) I never use 'em.

:rofl:

vancejohnson82
03-30-2011, 01:13 PM
whenever I where Lifestyles I might as well be dry humping asbestos with snowpants on

it takes forever

Pony Boy
03-30-2011, 01:13 PM
Wow.... I thought all you homo's rode bare-back.

Mogulseeker
03-30-2011, 01:17 PM
This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

One of my favorite episodes:

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RhymesayersDU
03-30-2011, 01:20 PM
A steady girlfriend on BC is my preference, but Trojans have served me well in the past.

Meck77
03-30-2011, 01:22 PM
With as many baby threads as I've seen on the mane I didn't any of fuggers wore condoms.

Dr. Broncenstein
03-30-2011, 01:45 PM
If you have to hermetically seal your penis for protection... you are probably making a poor intercourse decision.

Beantown Bronco
03-30-2011, 01:46 PM
This is how I roll....


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Hercules Rockefeller
03-30-2011, 01:48 PM
This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

And it worked out so well for Cyril in the end

bronco militia
03-30-2011, 01:52 PM
Wow.... I thought all you homo's rode bare-back.

:rofl:

HAT
03-30-2011, 02:40 PM
whenever I wear CONDOMS I might as well be dry humping asbestos with snowpants on

it takes forever

FYP.

Archer81
03-30-2011, 02:43 PM
It kind of depends on what the nearest drug store has at the time I need them. Last few times it has been trojans.

Dong bags are dong bags. They all get the job done...until they dont.

:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
03-30-2011, 02:54 PM
This reminds me of the Archer where he uses a candy wrapper.

i love that show

i am currently and haven't for over a year now used a condom, but when i did, it was just straight up Trojans, simply because that is what my uncle got me on my 1st day of high school, and after that it became what i knew and what i always bought

Archer81
03-30-2011, 02:57 PM
i love that show

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Last week's episode was friggin hillarious. Somehow they made breast cancer and the Boys from Brazil funny.

Awesome.

:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
03-30-2011, 02:59 PM
Last week's episode was friggin hillarious. Somehow they made breast cancer and the Boys from Brazil funny.

Awesome.

:Broncos:

i loved his shouting rampage and smoking a **** ton of weed.



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Archer81
03-30-2011, 03:02 PM
i loved his shouting rampage and smoking a **** ton of weed.



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The ending was pretty good, too.

Hey...did you watch Regis this morning?

What?

BLAM!

:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
03-30-2011, 03:06 PM
The ending was pretty good, too.

Hey...did you watch Regis this morning?

What?

BLAM!

:Broncos:

and making the entire team keep rewatching him shoot the dude. that **** was epic

Archer81
03-30-2011, 03:07 PM
and making the entire team keep rewatching him shoot the dude. that **** was epic


Agreed 100%. That show is really friggin good.

Did that guy just make fun of my scarf?

Yeah he...BAM BAM BAM

**** ARCHER!

:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
03-30-2011, 03:23 PM
Agreed 100%. That show is really friggin good.

Did that guy just make fun of my scarf?

Yeah he...BAM BAM BAM

**** ARCHER!

:Broncos:

the family feud scene was the best part of the episode i think. busting knee caps on dudes and then being extremely racist

Show me cock flavored spit! bam!

Chris
03-30-2011, 03:31 PM
What is a condom?

schaaf
03-30-2011, 03:46 PM
I prefer no condom

HAT
03-30-2011, 03:50 PM
If you have to hermetically seal your penis for protection... you are probably making a poor intercourse decision.

Sweet....Now I can tell them I'm simply following Dr's orders.
:thumbs:

Bronco Yoda
03-30-2011, 03:54 PM
Surgical gloves! You can reuse each one five times!

Mogulseeker
03-30-2011, 04:03 PM
Sweet....Now I can tell them I'm simply following Dr's orders.
:thumbs:

Exactly.

BroncoMan4ever
03-30-2011, 04:25 PM
Surgical gloves! You can reuse each one five times!

feel sorry for the guy who actually fits into each individual finger on those gloves

oubronco
03-30-2011, 04:31 PM
One of my favorite episodes:

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Hilarious!

theStifmeister
03-30-2011, 04:35 PM
you guys post on here all day long, aint none of ya getting dat sweet poon tange pie!

Chris
03-30-2011, 04:35 PM
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chadta
03-30-2011, 04:35 PM
Surgical gloves! You can reuse each one five times!

dont for get to turn them inside out, just like underwear.

Punisher
03-30-2011, 06:19 PM
I tell me partner to just use spit

C130Herkload
03-30-2011, 07:38 PM
Magnums.

"Friction is the source of all that is good and pleasurable.'

broncosteven
03-30-2011, 08:08 PM
http://mccurious.posterous.com/so-good-it-will-blow-your-hair-back

Pony Boy
03-30-2011, 09:07 PM
you guys post on here all day long, aint none of ya getting dat sweet poon tange pie!

Oh great !! another homo on the mane.

Cosmo
03-30-2011, 09:22 PM
Crown condoms, they are pink colored, which throws you off a bit, but no latex smell and closest to bareback i've found.

theStifmeister
03-30-2011, 10:39 PM
I wouldnt say i'm homo, but my boyfriend sure is

AZorange1
03-31-2011, 05:56 AM
I spoke to "Peter" about this and he says that he dosen't like to be smothered and cut off from an air supply. He goes away when we smother him and doesn't come back until he can breath.

C130Herkload
03-31-2011, 08:30 AM
Dont rub the lamp unless you want the Genie to come out.

Kaylore
03-31-2011, 09:25 AM
Last week's episode was friggin hillarious. Somehow they made breast cancer and the Boys from Brazil funny.

Awesome.

:Broncos:

Totally agree. A solid two-parter. The scene where he pretends he's on Family Feud while torturing the Irishmen was my favorite.

This season has been up and down. They finally got off Malorie and made Archer the awesome dick he's supposed to be.

LonghornBronco
03-31-2011, 10:29 AM
I prefer the vasectomy myself.

oubronco
03-31-2011, 10:48 AM
http://images.craigslist.org/3m23o23p45Q55X05S5b3vc0283fec6eff1455.jpg

Mogulseeker
03-31-2011, 11:26 AM
I prefer the vasectomy myself.

They wont do it for a guy in his twenties without kids, unless you have a mental condition and sign a release. I've checked.

oubronco
03-31-2011, 11:28 AM
They wont do it for a guy in his twenties without kids, unless you have a mental condition and sign a release. I've checked.

Son of a Bitches

Dr. Broncenstein
03-31-2011, 01:26 PM
I'll sterilize anyone that wants it done. No questions asked.

gyldenlove
03-31-2011, 01:31 PM
I'll sterilize anyone that wants it done. No questions asked.

I will too, I have access to a clinical linac that can deliver enough dose to not only render you permanently unable to procreate but can also give you a cool glow at least for a while.

Mogulseeker
03-31-2011, 02:09 PM
Fun fact:

Condom lube is made of Polysorbate 60, which is also a main ingredient in Cool Whip - http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.05/st_coolwhip.html

Mogulseeker
04-04-2011, 09:15 PM
I'll sterilize anyone that wants it done. No questions asked.

Doubt my Aetna would cover it though.

broncocalijohn
04-04-2011, 09:56 PM
One thing about marriage that is great...no condoms!

RhymesayersDU
04-05-2011, 05:05 AM
Fun fact:

Condom lube is made of Polysorbate 60, which is also a main ingredient in Cool Whip - http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.05/st_coolwhip.html

http://panthercs.ibeatyou.com/5486_ptetb_1241205126.jpg

55CrushEm
04-05-2011, 06:21 AM
http://panthercs.ibeatyou.com/5486_ptetb_1241205126.jpg

:rofl:

RhymesayersDU
04-05-2011, 07:05 AM
The "whip" running joke on FG is one of my favorites.

Beantown Bronco
04-05-2011, 07:21 AM
They wont do it for a guy in his twenties without kids, unless you have a mental condition and sign a release. I've checked.

Just lie and say you have kids. They don't check. It's not like it's your primary care doctor that's going to be the one doing the procedure anyway.

LongDongJohnson
04-06-2011, 12:55 AM
condoms are way to small for me.

Mogulseeker
04-08-2011, 01:24 PM
Crown condoms, they are pink colored, which throws you off a bit, but no latex smell and closest to bareback i've found.

I've heard about these, are they really that much better?

The "whip" running joke on FG is one of my favorites.

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Bronco Vixen
04-08-2011, 03:30 PM
I'll sterilize anyone that wants it done. No questions asked.

A nobler philanthropic gesture you will not find.

OABB
04-08-2011, 03:36 PM
A nobler philanthropic gesture you will not find.

nobler would be doing it to anyone that believes in trickle down economics while they sleep.

Mogulseeker
04-08-2011, 03:37 PM
nobler would be doing it to anyone that believes in trickle down economics while they sleep.

Dude, you should read John Quiggin's Zombie economics.