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Archer81
03-29-2011, 06:10 PM
10 Good Movie Quotes To Yell Out During Orgasm


http://deadspin.com/#!5786816/10-good-movie-quotes-to-yell-out-during-orgasm

Your letters:

Bill:

If you were inclined to shout a movie quote right before ejaculating (during sex), I don't think there's a better one than Wyatt Earp's, "You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me!" I feel a top 10 list of such quotes could be useful. Surely, Rafiki's, "The king has returned," from "The Lion King" deserves a spot. What else?

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
"Never mind that **** Here comes Mongo!"
"You like gettin' nailed by the king?"
"FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMM!!!"
"We've got bush. We've got bush!"
"Earn this."
"Expecto Patronum." (semen then takes the form of a stag)
"Now clean it up!" (God, Carlo was such a dick)
"Attica! Attica!"
"If this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do."

Though I think it would be more fun to yell out something completely random and unrelated to your orgasm. "You're a cantaloupe! Ha ha ha ha ha!"


:Broncos:

Drunk Monkey
03-29-2011, 06:15 PM
Thats some funny stuff. I saw this entry on text from last night

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward (http://www.orangemane.com/Text-Replies-12782.html)


http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-12782.html

misturanderson
03-29-2011, 06:20 PM
"Earn this" would be the best. Simple, confusing, awesome.

BroncoInferno
03-29-2011, 06:29 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ramasscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shatner-kirk.jpg

OABB
03-29-2011, 06:31 PM
Where is the "release the kraken"?

BroncoMan4ever
03-29-2011, 06:39 PM
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OABB
03-29-2011, 06:41 PM
My wife alway yells out "**** you, I hate you!" when she's jizzing.

HAT
03-29-2011, 06:49 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/640000/images/_642286_seanred150.jpg

One ping only.

Shananahan
03-29-2011, 06:54 PM
"Big gulps, huh?"

FantomForce
03-29-2011, 06:59 PM
We landed on the moon!

gyldenlove
03-29-2011, 07:00 PM
"Say hello to my little friend!"


And if you want to get weird:

"I am your father"

loborugger
03-29-2011, 07:02 PM
WOLVERINES!!!!

Archer81
03-29-2011, 07:08 PM
Cry "Havoc", and let slip the dogs of war

To the window, to the walls...

Take your stinkin paws off me you damn, dirty ape

Excuse me while I whip this out

I cant believe I gave my panties to a geek

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Rosebud

I'll have what she's having

I'll be back

Well, here is another fine mess you've gotten me into

What a dump

:Broncos:

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-29-2011, 07:28 PM
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-29-2011, 07:30 PM
"I've come here to kickass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta buble gum."

OABB
03-29-2011, 07:45 PM
Show me the money!

oubronco
03-29-2011, 07:50 PM
I'm your sister I'm your sister "joe dirt"

BroncoInferno
03-29-2011, 07:54 PM
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Swedish Extrovert
03-29-2011, 08:46 PM
"Did you come yet" - a girl
"No" - a guy
"Is all that wetness all me" - a girl
"Yup" - a guy

True story

That One Guy
03-29-2011, 08:47 PM
What I say?

I'm about there, you better hurry up if you want to as well...

AZorange1
03-29-2011, 08:51 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/640000/images/_642286_seanred150.jpg

One ping only.

Excellent! Gets my vote.:wiggle:

worm
03-29-2011, 09:11 PM
Yippee ki-yay

vancejohnson82
03-29-2011, 09:24 PM
"I see dead people"

HAT
03-29-2011, 09:47 PM
Excellent! Gets my vote.:wiggle:

HFRO has a bunch of good ones. :thumbs:

"Flood tubes 3 & 4 & plot a solution"

"Verify range to target"

"Outer doors open, ready to shoot"

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-29-2011, 09:51 PM
HFRO has a bunch of good ones. :thumbs:

"Flood tubes 3 & 4 & plot a solution"

"Verify range to target"

"Outer doors open, ready to shoot"

"Emergency Blow!"

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-29-2011, 09:56 PM
"Be careful of what you shoot at."

"Things in here don't react well to bullets."

"Come on big D, fly."

Dr. Broncenstein
03-29-2011, 10:05 PM
You'll shoot your eye out

HAT
03-29-2011, 10:24 PM
"Come on big D, fly."

The best one yet. :thumbs:

I can't lie. There's a time or two I wanted to tell some chick....
"That torpedo didn't self-destruct, you heard it hit the hull and I..... was never here."

Or if you're trying to prolong the deal....
"All stop, quick quiet"

Hopefully she won't say back....
"You have labored to produce....A biologic"

Let's just hope we don't hear Chris K or Blart bust out a "Crazy Ivan!"

WABronco
03-29-2011, 10:31 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/640000/images/_642286_seanred150.jpg

One ping only.

hahaha

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-29-2011, 10:32 PM
The best one yet. :thumbs:

I can't lie. There's a time or two I wanted to tell some chick....
"That torpedo didn't self-destruct, you heard it hit the hull and I..... was never here."

Or if you're trying to prolong the deal....
"All stop, quick quiet"

Hopefully she won't say back....
"You have labored to produce....A biologic"

Let's just hope we don't hear Chris K or Blart bust out a "Crazy Ivan!"

"... I'm kissin' babies"

"...I stealing lolly pops from babies"

"Buckaroo"

"He's turning green"

"Two whales humping..."

"Pavarotti is a tenor"

"...you're chasing an earthquake"

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-29-2011, 10:38 PM
"Clear the Baffles!"

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-29-2011, 10:42 PM
"we're Cavitaing!"

broncosteven
03-29-2011, 10:45 PM
Apollo13:Houston, We appear to be venting something into space.

C130Herkload
03-29-2011, 11:25 PM
"I don't roll on Shabbas!!!""--Lebowski.

Doggcow
03-29-2011, 11:50 PM
"We're in some pretty deep **** now man. Game over man, game over, what the **** are we gonna do now? What the **** we gonna do?"

ghwk
03-30-2011, 12:22 AM
Badges! They don't need no stinking badges!

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-30-2011, 12:24 AM
"We're in some pretty deep **** now man. Game over man, game over, what the **** are we gonna do now? What the **** we gonna do?"

Aliens!

"I'm Hudson, he's Hicks"

"I'm starting to feel like a 5th wheel."

"You started this, I can handle it."

"Stay frosty"

"Apome!"

"Express elevator to hell"

"Pull it out, pop another on in and your ready to rock"

"What are we suppose to use, harsh language?"

"A xenomorph?"

"Nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure"

"We're 5 by 5"

"Secure that sh**"

"Buncha' bada$$"

"Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!"

"You're not reading it right!"

"Eat this"

"I keep this around for close encounters"

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-30-2011, 12:28 AM
"Don't cross the streams"

"The Key Master"

ghwk
03-30-2011, 07:34 AM
It's a trap!!!

gyldenlove
03-30-2011, 08:12 AM
"The dude abides"


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Smiling Assassin27
03-30-2011, 08:40 AM
Find a happy place...Find a happy place...

http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt291/logan_stoddard/seabass.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
03-30-2011, 10:04 AM
Find a happy place...Find a happy place...

http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt291/logan_stoddard/seabass.jpg

I actually met Seabass at a Bruins game in Boston. Watched the Canadians game w/him in Harry Sinden's luxury box.

Quoydogs
03-30-2011, 10:08 AM
Apollo13:Houston, We appear to be venting something into space.

Huston we have a problem!

C130Herkload
03-30-2011, 10:33 AM
That'll do Donkey,...that'll do.


Shrek.

underrated29
03-30-2011, 10:33 AM
"Willow, take this lock of hair"


"This is SPARTA!"


"Are you not entertained?"



"Our powers combined I am captain planet"

" I cant stop once i start, it stings"

Beantown Bronco
03-30-2011, 10:45 AM
You really jarred something loose, tiger.

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oubronco
03-30-2011, 10:57 AM
You got a joint? It'd be much cooler if you did

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-30-2011, 11:04 AM
"There can be only one"

Killericon
03-30-2011, 11:08 AM
"Here's looking at you, kid."

bronco militia
03-30-2011, 11:09 AM
fire in the hole!

Beantown Bronco
03-30-2011, 11:09 AM
Two men enter, one man leave!

ColoradoDarin
03-30-2011, 11:12 AM
"You came in that thing, you're braver than I thought" - Star Wars

Beej
03-30-2011, 11:15 AM
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

HAT
03-30-2011, 11:21 AM
"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

:thanku:

oubronco
03-30-2011, 11:36 AM
I was going to have sex with you...........but i got high

I was goin to eat your *****............but I got high

Afroman

BowlenBall
03-30-2011, 11:40 AM
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!??"

oubronco
03-30-2011, 11:41 AM
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!??"

Awesome

Beantown Bronco
03-30-2011, 11:44 AM
Squeal!!!!!!!!!

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TailgateNut
03-30-2011, 12:22 PM
We're gonna need a bigger boat!

BroncoInferno
03-30-2011, 01:21 PM
Donnie, you're out of your element!

broncosteven
03-30-2011, 07:19 PM
What we have here is a failure to communicate...

loborugger
03-30-2011, 08:16 PM
What we have here is a failure to communicate...

I'm still shakin' boss.

Crushaholic
03-30-2011, 10:42 PM
"Prepare ship for...LUDICROUS SPEED!"

cutthemdown
03-30-2011, 11:33 PM
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

chickennob2
03-31-2011, 12:04 AM
Thats some funny stuff. I saw this entry on text from last night

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward (http://www.orangemane.com/Text-Replies-12782.html)


http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-12782.html

My favorite TFLN ever: "And then I rubbed my cum on her forehead with my thumb and whispered 'Simba'"