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El Minion
03-25-2011, 02:30 PM
There's a Map for That: Penis Size Around the World (http://laist.com/2011/03/24/theres_a_map_for_that_penis_size_ar.php)

http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/penis-size-map.jpg
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Our friends at Shanghaiist have shared (http://shanghaiist.com/2011/03/23/penis_sizes_worldwide_see_how_chine.php) the Penis Size Map (http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073), which, well, pretty much does what you think: "According to this map, Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are the world's most well endowed nations, while South Korea, Cambodia, Thailand, India and Burma -- all in east Asia -- are the world's least well endowed." Americans? Well, we're firmly in lower quadrant, with an average length of 5.1 inches.

Those numbers actually jive with some rankings and a map released around this time last year (http://laist.com/2010/03/25/contrary_to_popular_belief_the_bigg.php) by Condomania, which shows in which U.S. cities you'll find the biggest d!cks. Their data, which was self-reported based on sized condom purchases, indicates that 50% of American penises are between 5" and 6" long.

A second map published by the Penis Size Map people attempts to correlate penis size with brain power, by showing IQ rankings (http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=4923). Here, Americans happen to finish in the upper echelon, with a global ranking of 10th for IQ. So basically, the US is full of smart guys with average genitals.

Gentlemen, ladies?
Contact the author of this article or email tips@laist.com with further questions, comments or tips.

By Lindsay William-Ross in News on March 24, 2011 10:30 AM

DomCasual
03-25-2011, 02:41 PM
We'd be dark red if they took some of us out of the curve.

Los Broncos
03-25-2011, 02:43 PM
Just wanted I wanted to know, where the biggest cocks are.

Smiling Assassin27
03-25-2011, 02:50 PM
Hell, Madonna uses this map to plan her world tours...and Ricky Martin.

Chris
03-25-2011, 02:56 PM
Damn if I'd ever bought a condom we woulda won.

Smiling Assassin27
03-25-2011, 02:57 PM
Damn if I'd ever bought a condom we woulda won.

Let me guess, you have to use trash can liners..

Chris
03-25-2011, 03:01 PM
Nah man check it out

http://www.cs.jhu.edu/%7Eruhlen/family.jpg

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On second thought what is going on with that dude to the right of the little girl

DomCasual
03-25-2011, 03:09 PM
Nah man check it out

Okay, what am I missing?

schaaf
03-25-2011, 03:13 PM
Let me guess, you have to use trash can liners..

small parachutes for me

gunns
03-25-2011, 03:17 PM
As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Smiling Assassin27
03-25-2011, 03:21 PM
As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Coming from an American gal who only gets 5.1, that's what all the Colombian girls would expect you to say.. ROFL!

Chris
03-25-2011, 03:23 PM
As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Is it about my dick's personality?














(ps if that's rude... I didn't mean it to be)

gyldenlove
03-25-2011, 03:26 PM
No surprise that some of the biggest dicks in the country are in DC.

Smiling Assassin27
03-25-2011, 03:27 PM
It's not the wang, but what's inside that counts.

Smiling Assassin27
03-25-2011, 03:28 PM
No surprise that some of the biggest ***** in the country are in DC.

hell, they walk upright and go 6 feet long in DC.

NUB
03-25-2011, 03:30 PM
Looks like I'm huge in Japan and the U.S.!

Swedish Extrovert
03-25-2011, 03:31 PM
Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.

As a woman I can say size isn't everything. But thanks for the map!

Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.

Smiling Assassin27
03-25-2011, 03:31 PM
Looks like I'm huge in Japan and the U.S.!

and all the rage in Paris....












Texas.

Smiling Assassin27
03-25-2011, 03:32 PM
Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.



Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.

That's what produce is for, apparently.

HAT
03-25-2011, 03:39 PM
Is it about my dick's personality?


Yes.....

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elsid13
03-25-2011, 03:47 PM
If the US was homogenize ethic group it would be a problem. But we are ethic mixing bowl and that allows everyone on the internet to make **** up.

Chris
03-25-2011, 03:51 PM
In 2000 years everyone will have the same dick.

Dr. Broncenstein
03-25-2011, 03:52 PM
Mickey Avalon's dong song never gets old.

oubronco
03-25-2011, 04:27 PM
Hell mines 6" long but it's as big around as a beer can.....OH

DomCasual
03-25-2011, 04:33 PM
Hell mines 6" long but it's as big around as a beer can.....OH

oubronco drinking beer at home:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1364/1418396991_7799d15cf3.jpg?v=0

:)

Archer81
03-25-2011, 04:34 PM
Uhh...

OK. Good to know.

:Broncos:

oubronco
03-25-2011, 04:51 PM
oubronco drinking beer at home:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1364/1418396991_7799d15cf3.jpg?v=0

:)

Hilarious! Thanks man

gunns
03-25-2011, 05:15 PM
That's what produce is for, apparently.

Hilarious! That's why you see so many women buying the cucumbers.

KipCorrington25
03-25-2011, 05:24 PM
Hell, Madonna uses this map to plan her world tours...and Ricky Martin.

And Bob.

Boobs McGee
03-25-2011, 06:23 PM
Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.



Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.

Lucky for the people of japan (and any man in the world who likes to keep their woman's O face in a state of regularly scheduled pleasure), God created this little thing called the clitoris. The hooded jelly bean. Pink Umbrella. Happy Button. The little man in the boat.

It has just as many nerve endings as the male penis, and over %75 of women orgasm through clitoral stimulation.

Just something else for you (the collective you out there. we. men.) to work on with your significant other.

Swedish Extrovert
03-25-2011, 06:46 PM
Hahaha, significant other. Eff that dude.

rugbythug
03-25-2011, 06:47 PM
How exactly do they get this data?

Swedish Extrovert
03-25-2011, 06:50 PM
How exactly do they get this data?

Random surveys.

Like a true economist, I'm always interested in sample data - how reflective they were of race, and the methods by which they were chosen.

El Minion
03-25-2011, 07:05 PM
Contrary to Popular Belief, the Biggest D!cks in America are NOT in Los Angeles (http://laist.com/2010/03/25/contrary_to_popular_belief_the_bigg.php)


http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/penis-size-US-ranking.jpg
Graphic courtesy Condomania

Calling all size queens! A new ranking released by Condomania (http://secure.condomania.com/rankings/) reveals what cities in America have men with the nation's biggest penises. The retailer unzipped their "huge database of penis sizes" (yeah, that's a quote) to figure out where the big <strike>dogs</strike> d!cks are. It appears that despite being where Ron Jeremy and the bulk of the porn industry call home, Los Angeles has a meager showing at #17 on the list. (New Orleans is #1. Maybe that's what the "Big" in "Big Easy" is all about.)

You're probably wondering how Condomania came up with these statistics. Well, they're using the data gathered from processing orders for their line of custom-fit condoms, which has dudes record measurements using a coding system that curbs the propensity to exaggerate their numbers.

Condomania doesn't divulge the hard numbers in the ranking, but to give you an idea of things size up on the spectrum, "25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length."

Contact the author (http://laist.com/staff.php) of this article or email tips@laist.com with further questions, comments or tips.

By Lindsay William-Ross (http://laist.com/profile/lindsayrebecca) in News (http://laist.com/news) on <abbr class="published" title="2010-03-25T14:30:00-08:00">March 25, 2010 2:30 PM</abbr>

That One Guy
03-25-2011, 07:19 PM
We'd be dark red if they took some of us out of the curve.

I can single handedly keep us below average.

I cancel out 3 or 4 of you guys! Take that, I'm bringing the average to the floor!

Swedish Extrovert
03-25-2011, 07:23 PM
Is this flaccid or erect? Seriously.

I have a hard time believing that fewer than 25% of men are larger than 6"

Dr. Broncenstein
03-25-2011, 07:33 PM
Well, it's official -- my d!ck is only for show.... I'm reading a dong thread on the mane on a Friday night. Hooray for married life / preggo wife.

That One Guy
03-25-2011, 07:47 PM
Well, it's official -- my d!ck is only for show.... I'm reading a dong thread on the mane on a Friday night. Hooray for married life / preggo wife.

Preggo wife though... means you took that thing off the shelf at some point.

Swedish Extrovert
03-25-2011, 08:19 PM
Well, it's official -- my d!ck is only for show.... I'm reading a dong thread on the mane on a Friday night. Hooray for married life / preggo wife.

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mkporter
03-25-2011, 08:57 PM
Does this data really say that American men have small penises, or is it that we are all obese which just makes 'em look smaller? The Japanese have no such excuse.

mkporter
03-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Something else hidden in the data: Canadians are liars.

meangene
03-26-2011, 03:07 AM
"It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small, small world..." ROFL!

HILife
03-26-2011, 04:34 AM
Don't worry people, it's more about girth then length. With that said, I'm so glad I'm African.

McDman
03-26-2011, 05:54 AM
Mine is ten inches..........around!

Beantown Bronco
03-26-2011, 06:24 AM
I fould at least one guy who's really bringing down the average.

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Cito Pelon
03-26-2011, 08:59 AM
Jeez, I was feeling small and insignificant, now I have a huge throbbing, well above average 8 incher. Watch out, baby, here I come. I feel like waving my magic wand.

THE719!
03-26-2011, 10:16 AM
I wonder how HARD it is to figure all thios out

Cmac821
03-26-2011, 11:29 AM
Had to post this, it is to funny

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OABB
03-26-2011, 11:39 AM
Thank god for micropenis. It really helps even out the average.

cutthemdown
03-26-2011, 11:40 AM
Makes it good for us white boy Americans who somehow came in above avg in this all important decision.

What they don't say though is what the pussies of the different women are like. Maybe there is a reason African dicks evolved so big. HELLLLLLLLO in there!!!!!!!

cutthemdown
03-26-2011, 11:42 AM
I'm just saying many Asian women are, well, a little tinier then many african women. Not surprised the mens junk evolved differently.

DBruleU
03-26-2011, 11:52 AM
Is this flacid? I have a hard time believing that the average American penis is only 5.3inches... and it makes me feel better about myself, lol.



Well according to that sex doctor at Esquire that's true - to an extent. The deepest nerve endings are typically 6.7-7" inside the womans vagina. So being huge doesn't really help, but unless your man is at least 6.7" then you have some unexplored nerve endings.

I was wondering who the first poor sap would be to use this thread as an excuse to insinuate their penis size.

Bravo!

Swedish Extrovert
03-26-2011, 02:15 PM
I was wondering who the first poor sap would be to use this thread as an excuse to insinuate their penis size.

Bravo!

So you're saying you're under 5.1 inches?

OABB
03-26-2011, 04:50 PM
So you're saying you're under 5.1 inches?

I'm under 5.1 inches.

































... From the ground.

Boom!

Swedish Extrovert
03-26-2011, 05:02 PM
I'm under 5.1 inches.


... From the ground.

Boom!

Yeah never heard that one before 8')

OABB
03-26-2011, 05:05 PM
Yeah never heard that one before 8')

5.1 inches from china!


Boom?

Swedish Extrovert
03-26-2011, 05:32 PM
5.1 inches from china!


Boom?

Damn son... that's 6697 miles... which is like 424,321,920 inches.

Congrats bro, that's about 53-thousand Ron Jeremys.

Cmac821
03-26-2011, 05:35 PM
Had to post this, it is to funny

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moving to third page because it is awesome

Swedish Extrovert
03-26-2011, 05:37 PM
moving to third page because it is awesome

Says you

Cmac821
03-26-2011, 05:38 PM
Says you

You don't find it funny?

Swedish Extrovert
03-26-2011, 05:40 PM
You don't find it funny?

Not particularly.

Cmac821
03-26-2011, 05:42 PM
Not particularly.

You have my personal apology, if that means anything. Also I think this post might go to the fourth page so you won't ever have to see it again.

Swedish Extrovert
03-26-2011, 06:13 PM
You have my personal apology, if that means anything. Also I think this post might go to the fourth page so you won't ever have to see it again.

Hahaha, whatever man. It's just funny when people quote themselves because their prior post didn't garner enough attention.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-26-2011, 06:32 PM
Anybody notice that China and India had the "smaller" penis, but have the largest populations? We like to makez the babiez!

Swedish Extrovert
03-26-2011, 07:02 PM
Anybody notice that China and India had the "smaller" penis, but have the largest populations? We like to makez the babiez!

I did think about that... how the fact that those town countries account for like half the worlds populations, might bring the global average down.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-26-2011, 07:09 PM
I did think about that... how the fact that those town countries account for like half the worlds populations, might bring the global average down.

Dude. Did you know that the average depth of a women vagina is only 5 inches deep and most of the nerves in the vagina is in the first 2 inches of the opening. You been watch way to much porn.