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underrated29
03-18-2011, 08:50 PM
Yes, that is right. I let my 4 year old son watch about 5 minutes of Ghostbusters while I finished making his dinner.

He saw the part where slimer was in the hotel and eating the food off the cart. And slimed bill murray.


This is what he had to say.

"daddy is that a germ or a ghost?"

Before I could answer-

"Why did the germ eat the food and get him sick?"-

I asked him how he knew it made him sick. He said the germ went inside his body...ROFL!

TheReverend
03-18-2011, 09:00 PM
Years of therapy incoming

underrated29
03-18-2011, 09:03 PM
I'm a Bastard. I know.

Requiem
03-18-2011, 09:07 PM
Why do your eyes paralyze me
What makes me feel this way
Just carry me away with silence and heartbeats
As rapid thinking about your embrace
and how it makes me feel
I just want to feel this way forever
Sleep on portraits painted as perfect as you
Why have I been given the chance to fly
When I'm not with you I feel lesser alone
I remember your face / imprinted on angels
Your voice as beautiful / as the sounds of waves
crashing against my heart
Time slows down when you look at me
I'm infatuated with this / infatuated with you
It's so hard for me to understand why
I hadn't found you before don't dull away
hold my hand

OBF1
03-18-2011, 09:16 PM
You will in hell for this act... shame on you, DEVIL

Dr. Broncenstein
03-18-2011, 09:51 PM
When I read the thread title, I thought underrated29 ingested Tylenol instead of safer alternatives like NSAIDs.

underrated29
03-18-2011, 11:30 PM
When I read the thread title, I thought underrated29 ingested Tylenol instead of safer alternatives like NSAIDs.

ah nope.


But I did find some mounds of crap in my basement.....? Not sure how they got there either?

OABB
03-18-2011, 11:33 PM
It isn't too late to save your kid. Just let them watch mma and football and encourage them to bully other kids on the playground. That will counteract the damage.

SoCalBronco
03-18-2011, 11:42 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_larrgjx2zn1qeo2s7o1_400.jpg

I'd definitely Slime-her.

DHallblows
03-19-2011, 03:20 AM
I was afraid you moved to Myrtle Beach or something...

brother love
03-19-2011, 06:44 AM
I saw they actually ran it on Nickalodeon last night. Are they trying to traumatize children or what?

elsid13
03-19-2011, 06:59 AM
I saw they actually ran it on Nickalodeon last night. Are they trying to traumatize children or what?

It is socialist plot ~ DramaLlama

theAPAOps5
03-19-2011, 07:20 AM
I thought you may have throat punched someone and didn't apologize.

Dukes
03-19-2011, 08:14 AM
I thought you may have throat punched someone and didn't apologize.

Wouldn't it be throat punching and actually apologizing? Spider doesn't have to apologize for nobody!

TheReverend
03-19-2011, 08:19 AM
Wouldn't it be throat punching and actually apologizing? Spider doesn't have to apologize for nobody!

Where the hell have you been?

Dukes
03-19-2011, 10:06 AM
Where the hell have you been?

I changed my name to end of silence, and now back to dukes.

Beantown Bronco
03-19-2011, 10:28 AM
It's only a matter of time before this kid starts cutting people in lines and it'll be up to Jay Cutler to discipline him.....

theAPAOps5
03-19-2011, 10:31 AM
Wouldn't it be throat punching and actually apologizing? Spider doesn't have to apologize for nobody!

No Spider punched the guy and then said but I apologized. I threw in the not apologizing for fun.

theAPAOps5
03-19-2011, 10:32 AM
It's only a matter of time before this kid starts cutting people in lines and it'll be up to Jay Cutler to discipline him.....

And then he will end up not getting into Air Force basic training, then move to Vegas but his buddy will have flaked and he will sleep on strangers floors with a bad case of diarrhea.

Dukes
03-19-2011, 10:45 AM
No Spider punched the guy and then said but I apologized. I threw in the not apologizing for fun.

Right

Kaylore
03-19-2011, 11:05 AM
Am I the only one who saw the thread title and thought he showed his girlfriend the Myrtle beach thread?

rugbythug
03-19-2011, 11:12 AM
My son was 2.5

Kaylore
03-19-2011, 11:18 AM
I was afraid you moved to Myrtle Beach or something...

Beat me to it!

spdirty
03-19-2011, 11:41 AM
Am I the only one who saw the thread title and thought he showed his girlfriend the Myrtle beach thread?

Where the hell is that thread and how come it isnt in the ROF?

OABB
03-19-2011, 12:25 PM
My son was 2.5

What age did he learn about ground and pound?

theAPAOps5
03-19-2011, 12:30 PM
Where the hell is that thread and how come it isnt in the ROF?

You missed a gem

Chris
03-19-2011, 12:46 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_larrgjx2zn1qeo2s7o1_400.jpg

I'd definitely Slime-her.

I thought she was scary when I was a kid. I also remember not being able to watch Gorillas in the Mist.

DHallblows
03-19-2011, 01:02 PM
Beat me to it!

I apologize :yayaya:

rugbythug
03-19-2011, 07:21 PM
What age did he learn about ground and pound?

Still working on the Particulars.

Bronco Boy
03-19-2011, 10:14 PM
ah nope.


But I did find some mounds of crap in my basement.....? Not sure how they got there either?

As the originator of that thread I have learned that there are some things you should keep to yourself. And crapping on your basement floor is one of them. :)

underrated29
03-19-2011, 10:21 PM
And then he will end up not getting into Air Force basic training, then move to Vegas but his buddy will have flaked and he will sleep on strangers floors with a bad case of diarrhea.



Well I have taught him to kick football real well. I think he can be the kicker for the broncos. We need to bring in some competition to prater right?

elsid13
03-20-2011, 07:03 AM
And then he will end up not getting into Air Force basic training, then move to Vegas but his buddy will have flaked and he will sleep on strangers floors with a bad case of diarrhea.

Then onto Meth Alley.

Bronco Vixen
03-20-2011, 08:20 AM
It isn't too late to save your kid. Just let them watch mma and football and encourage them to bully other kids on the playground. That will counteract the damage.

Ah no. As someone who - I kid you not - witnessed an "intervention" this past week after some dude's kid pushed another kid, because - well because they are kids, I can officially declare that there is no hope for a viable generation on the horizon.

OABB
03-20-2011, 08:32 AM
Ah no. As someone who - I kid you not - witnessed an "intervention" this past week after some dude's kid pushed another kid, because - well because they are kids, I can officially declare that there is no hope for a viable generation on the horizon.

Wow. My sisters son goes to a school where you get in trouble for forming your hand into a shape of a gun.

There is hope, however, Vixen. Soon the pendulum will swing wildly and kids will start getting rulers to the knuckles like the good old days.

Just wait. I'm bringing back the bully. I'm going to have a genetically and scientifically enhanced child with metal knuckles and a sociopathic disorder. It's really best for everyone.

Bronco Vixen
03-20-2011, 08:59 AM
Wow. My sisters son goes to a school where you get in trouble for forming your hand into a shape of a gun.

There is hope, however, Vixen. Soon the pendulum will swing wildly and kids will start getting rulers to the knuckles like the good old days.

Just wait. I'm bringing back the bully. I'm going to have a genetically and scientifically enhanced child with metal knuckles and a sociopathic disorder. It's really best for everyone.

As long as it will have a pair of testicles and a sense of humor then it will be a true freak of nature.

OABB
03-20-2011, 10:03 AM
As long as it will have a pair of testicles and a sense of humor then it will be a true freak of nature.

a true freak of nature would be a woman with a PHD.