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Gutless Drunk
03-08-2011, 09:18 AM
Tremendous:

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TheReverend
03-08-2011, 09:21 AM
No offense to Tommy Terrific, but is it just me or is he starting to look kinda like a woman with the hair?

Pick Six
03-08-2011, 09:26 AM
No offense to Tommy Terrific, but is it just me or is he starting to look kinda like a woman with the hair?

Yes, and feel free to offend him all you want...:sunshine:

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 09:35 AM
He looks and acts like a woman.

That was a little weird.

Archer81
03-08-2011, 09:37 AM
No offense to Tommy Terrific, but is it just me or is he starting to look kinda like a woman with the hair?


Starting to?


:Broncos:

Boobs McGee
03-08-2011, 09:38 AM
No offense to Tommy Terrific, but is it just me or is he starting to look kinda like a woman with the hair?

exactly what I was thinking. I swear he's going for the Fran look from dodgeball

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/images/character/plain/fugly/dodge4a.jpg

http://www.pghsports.com/PSR/sites/default/files/PURE%20STEEL_Doc_tombradyhaircamp.jpg

getting closer

Boobs McGee
03-08-2011, 09:41 AM
just found this one

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/deuce2.jpg

and since beiber is just a little girl anyway, I think you have your answer

Jason in LA
03-08-2011, 09:44 AM
just found this one

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/deuce2.jpg

and since beiber is just a little girl anyway, I think you have your answer

Damn, Brady actually went out in public like that? Please tell me that was Halloween.

TheReverend
03-08-2011, 09:45 AM
just found this one

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/deuce2.jpg

and since beiber is just a little girl anyway, I think you have your answer

Gotta be shopped

Chris
03-08-2011, 09:45 AM
Ok the hair directly above is a bit much (both are pshopped)... but I think it's just an American thing to expect that every guy has short hair. In fact whenever I have friends come over from Europe one of the first things they notice is that everyone has short hair. That is weird to them.

Personally I'm weirded out by the fact that a lot of people are discouraged from being skinny (even the American nerd is now fat).

I'm not sure what happened between 1980 and now but all of a sudden people are hyper sensitive about their own masculinity in this country and the long hair is too much of a risk.

Tom Brady can't dance for **** btw.

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 09:46 AM
just found this one

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/deuce2.jpg

and since beiber is just a little girl anyway, I think you have your answer

Brady is letting his lady walk all over him. Isnt he married to a Brazilian supermodel?

I'd probably let that woman dress me and fix my hair however she wanted to.

KO5K
03-08-2011, 09:47 AM
Article (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1364017/Gisele-Bundchen-shows-super-lean-figure-bikini-Rio-Carnival.html)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/08/article-0-0D7F976A000005DC-488_306x526.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 09:47 AM
Ok the hair directly above is a bit much (both are pshopped)... but I think it's just an American thing to expect that every guy has short hair. In fact whenever I have friends come over from Europe one of the first things they notice is that everyone has short hair. That is weird to them.

Personally I'm weirded out by the fact that a lot of people are discouraged from being skinny (even the American nerd is now fat).

I'm not sure what happened between 1980 and now but all of a sudden people are hyper sensitive about their own masculinity in this country and the long hair is too much of a risk.

For me its not just the longish hair. Its the style and the awkward feminine hopping + clapping.

ColoradoDarin
03-08-2011, 10:19 AM
For me its not just the longish hair. Its the style and the awkward feminine hopping + clapping.

This.

That was uncomfortable to watch

Boobs McGee
03-08-2011, 10:23 AM
yup, it was photoshopped, my B.

http://placeitonluckydan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tom_brady_hair.jpg

still, uncanny .


also, here's the evolution of tommy t's lox
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XcLJqZsrnJA/TPUvXI5t1GI/AAAAAAAADLY/OYw_QPDovHM/s1600/201110_Brady+10.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 10:28 AM
yup, it was photoshopped, my B.

http://placeitonluckydan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tom_brady_hair.jpg

still, uncanny .


Okay, thats better.

Jason in LA
03-08-2011, 10:33 AM
Okay, thats better.

It's less weird. Just a little less. ;D

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 10:37 AM
It's less weird. Just a little less. ;D

The weirdest thing is the dumb look on his face. He looks like a bimbo. He's like the male version of a less intelligent jessica simpson.

Rigs11
03-08-2011, 10:42 AM
http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/193112515.jpg

TonyR
03-08-2011, 10:51 AM
LOL

"I'm better at my job than you. I'm better looking than you. I make boatload more money than you do. And I'm married to Gisele and you've never touched a woman of remotely the same caliber. So I can have gay hair and dance like a fairy and you still aren't worthy to breathe the air I exhale. Sorry, that's just how it is."

Signed,

Tom Brady

Kaylore
03-08-2011, 10:54 AM
He looks like a lesbian.

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 10:56 AM
"I'm better at my job than you. I'm better looking than you. I make boatload more money than you do. And I'm married to Gisele and you've never touched a woman of remotely the same caliber. So I can have gay hair and dance like a fairy and you still aren't worthy to breathe the air I exhale. Sorry, that's just how it is."

Signed,

Tom Brady


Man...that's a little weird too.

Kind of like the internet script version of hopping up and down unrhythmically and clapping femininely.

TonyR
03-08-2011, 11:11 AM
Man...that's a little weird too.

Kind of like the internet script version of hopping up and down unrhythmically and clapping femininely.

Thanks for the input Agent Nelson Van Alden.

maven
03-08-2011, 11:25 AM
I think he looks good, and he's boning a supermodel. I salute you Tom Brady.

crawdad
03-08-2011, 11:35 AM
Hater's gonna hate. All I see here is envy!

theAPAOps5
03-08-2011, 12:04 PM
Hater's gonna hate. All I see here is envy!

No one is questioning his ability or accomplishments on the football field but watching that video was awkward.

The long hair and emo jeans just ain't translating. Leave that to Justin Beeber and eurotrash.

Good football player, bad awkward dancer in tight jeans. No correlation btw the 2.

peacepipe
03-08-2011, 12:12 PM
He looks and acts like a woman.

That was a little weird.

more power to him, he's been getting some fine ass.

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 12:25 PM
more power to him, he's been getting some fine ass.

Like I said, I probably wouldnt care much if my image was that of a limp-wristed puppet if the person on the ends of the strings was Giselle Bundchen. Ha!

Apparently she has castrated him though. Maybe the Pats players have lost respect and thats why the team hasnt been back to glory.

TonyR
03-08-2011, 12:38 PM
Maybe the Pats players have lost respect and thats why the team hasnt been back to glory.

Yes, being the top rated QB in the league and NFL MVP is a sure sign of being disrespected...

Gutless Drunk
03-08-2011, 12:55 PM
LOL

"I'm better at my job than you. I'm better looking than you. I make boatload more money than you do. And I'm married to Gisele and you've never touched a woman of remotely the same caliber. So I can have gay hair and dance like a fairy and you still aren't worthy to breathe the air I exhale. Sorry, that's just how it is."

Signed,

Tom Brady

That's why I posted it. He may have all that on me, but damn, I'm a better dancer!!

Winning!

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 12:56 PM
That's why I posted it. He may have all that on me, but damn, I'm a better dancer!!

Winning!

Winning.

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 12:57 PM
Yes, being the top rated QB in the league and NFL MVP is a sure sign of being disrespected...

TonyR
http://www.tutorialpark.com/wp-content/uploads/3/Heart-Blending.jpg
Tom Brady

Archer81
03-08-2011, 01:06 PM
Deadspin had a rumor that Brady goes to a "hair replacement specialist" in NYC...the dude strikes me as especially californian. At some point he is going to become the Joan Rivers of the NFL.


:Broncos:

Miss I.
03-08-2011, 01:06 PM
eh, it was a strange little dance and I am not diggin his hair, but I think I would hit it. ;D

though he's still no superman...

28157

Archer81
03-08-2011, 01:08 PM
eh, it was a strange little dance and I am not diggin his hair, but I think I would hit it. ;D


He's all yours. Expect alot of crying, clinging and pillow talk. He's a total girl.


:Broncos:

Miss I.
03-08-2011, 01:09 PM
He's all yours. Expect alot of crying, clinging and pillow talk. He's a total girl.


:Broncos:

I think you will prefer my edited post (see above)...as do I actually...and hey if I am going to try that girl on girl thing, Tom will do. ;D

Mogulseeker
03-08-2011, 01:11 PM
Tom Brady: butt chin, deep set eyes, square jaw.

I think he'd make one ugly woman.

Mogulseeker
03-08-2011, 01:12 PM
LOL

"I'm better at my job than you. I'm better looking than you. I make boatload more money than you do. And I'm married to Gisele and you've never touched a woman of remotely the same caliber. So I can have gay hair and dance like a fairy and you still aren't worthy to breathe the air I exhale. Sorry, that's just how it is."

Signed,

Tom Brady

Agreed except for the part about Gisele. I don't find her particularly attractive.

footstepsfrom#27
03-08-2011, 01:12 PM
Like I said, I probably wouldnt care much if my image was that of a limp-wristed puppet if the person on the ends of the strings was Giselle Bundchen. Ha!
She aint that great.

Archer81
03-08-2011, 01:13 PM
I think you will prefer my edited post (see above)...as do I actually...and hey if I am going to try that girl on girl thing, Tom will do. ;D


Cavill all the way.


:Broncos:

Miss I.
03-08-2011, 01:14 PM
She aint that great.

ah she's okay, I think Salma Hayek is prettier and hotter Penelope Cruz is lovely too. Such pretty cheek bones. I'd hate her because she's beautiful, but that's just too cliche. ;D

Archer81
03-08-2011, 01:14 PM
Tom Brady: butt chin, deep set eyes, square jaw.

I think he'd make one ugly woman.


Apparently Giselle is into middle aged looking lesbians.


:Broncos:

footstepsfrom#27
03-08-2011, 01:16 PM
ah she's okay, I think Salma Hayek is prettier and hotter Penelope Cruz is lovely too. Such pretty cheek bones. I'd hate her because she's beautiful, but that's just too cliche. ;D
Both are >>> than Giselle.

Miss I.
03-08-2011, 01:20 PM
Cavill all the way.


:Broncos:

mmm, Henry...so dreamy....
http://blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/preview_henryev7.jpg

TonyR
03-08-2011, 01:28 PM
Agreed except for the part about Gisele. I don't find her particularly attractive.

Well, you're certainly entitled to your opinion but she was a Victoria's Secret model for 7 years and has made over $150 million as a model so clearly somebody finds her attractive. What I've read that is perhaps most attractive about her is that she's really cool and down to earth. The most compelling evidence of this is that Leonardo DiCaprio, a guy who has no reason to put up with crazy/annoying woman BS when he has the ability to trade up pretty much whenever he wants, kept her around for 5 years. That's what you call an endorsement right there!

Boobs McGee
03-08-2011, 01:47 PM
Well, you're certainly entitled to your opinion but she was a Victoria's Secret model for 7 years and has made over $150 million as a model so clearly somebody finds her attractive. What I've read that is perhaps most attractive about her is that she's really cool and down to earth. The most compelling evidence of this is that Leonardo DiCaprio, a guy who has no reason to put up with crazy/annoying woman BS when he has the ability to trade up pretty much whenever he wants, kept her around for 5 years. That's what you call an endorsement right there!



Not gonna lie, she doesn't crack my top ten for victoria's secret girls...she's attractive, but not Marisa Miller , Heidi Klum, or Miranda Kerr attractive.

http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/marisa_miller_9.jpg

good. ****ing. lord.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-08-2011, 01:49 PM
He went right past Jake Plummer hippie and fell into fagdom.

TheReverend
03-08-2011, 01:51 PM
Not gonna lie, she doesn't crack my top ten for victoria's secret girls...she's attractive, but not Marisa Miller , Heidi Klum, or Miranda Kerr attractive.

http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/marisa_miller_9.jpg

good. ****ing. lord.

Adriana Lima smokes them all.

bendog
03-08-2011, 01:51 PM
I think it's a german porn thing. Giselle cleans up real nice, but it wouldn't be terribly surprising if she gets pretty nasty

Miss I.
03-08-2011, 01:56 PM
Is it just me or does the Brady pre current muppet hair cut, look a bit like the guy on Dexter, if Tom was more masculine at any rate?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3011/2751195589_24fd9afb8b.jpg

Mogulseeker
03-08-2011, 01:56 PM
Well, you're certainly entitled to your opinion but she was a Victoria's Secret model for 7 years and has made over $150 million as a model so clearly somebody finds her attractive. What I've read that is perhaps most attractive about her is that she's really cool and down to earth. The most compelling evidence of this is that Leonardo DiCaprio, a guy who has no reason to put up with crazy/annoying woman BS when he has the ability to trade up pretty much whenever he wants, kept her around for 5 years. That's what you call an endorsement right there!

Not necessarily. Most models are choosen for the they accentuate the clothes. Cloths look better long and narrow, thus models are usually tall and skinny.

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 01:57 PM
Apparently Giselle is into middle aged looking lesbians.


:Broncos:

You're winning like a vatican warlock.

Archer81
03-08-2011, 02:06 PM
You're winning like a vatican warlock.


I know.


:Broncos:

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 02:07 PM
I know.


:Broncos:

Your shirt, sir...
http://flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/vatican-assassin-warlock.jpg

Mogulseeker
03-08-2011, 02:08 PM
Jeez, is this whole forum filled with nerdy Starwars virgins?

Beantown Bronco
03-08-2011, 02:11 PM
Jeez, is this whole forum filled with nerdy Starwars virgins?

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Boobs McGee
03-08-2011, 03:07 PM
Adriana Lima smokes them all.

http://www.pamil-visions.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Adriana-Lima-Victoria-Secrets-fashion-sexy-model.jpg

winning

Chris
03-08-2011, 03:46 PM
I think it's a german porn thing. Giselle cleans up real nice, but it wouldn't be terribly surprising if she gets pretty nasty

She's Brazilian man. Plenty of people with German heritage in Brazil and Argentina.

P.S. This is the best looking chick on the planet in my mind.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kiPHvAIjxso/RziV8Q_QIzI/AAAAAAAAEXM/azyKvJEb8Ko/s1600/kroes%2Bdoutzen%2B2007%2Bnov%2Belle2.jpg

Boobs McGee
03-08-2011, 03:59 PM
ooooooh Doutzen! Om nom nom nom nom

TonyR
03-08-2011, 05:29 PM
Not gonna lie, she doesn't crack my top ten for victoria's secret girls...she's attractive, but not Marisa Miller , Heidi Klum, or Miranda Kerr attractive.


I'm a Marissa Miller fan myself, but Candice Swanepoel is taking over.

El Minion
03-08-2011, 06:25 PM
Hater's gonna hate. All I see here is envy!

Speaking of Brady hair hate:

http://www.frohat.com/index_files/image002.png

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 06:30 PM
Speaking of Brady hair hate:

http://www.frohat.com/index_files/image002.png

Okay...thats the greatest thing of all time. That defeats the Tebow friar cut.

Mogulseeker
03-08-2011, 07:08 PM
As long as we're talking about models... Petra Nemcova kinda... um... got me through high school...

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/2/8/285f5_ORIG-Petra_Nemcova_wet_tshirt.jpg

theAPAOps5
03-08-2011, 07:16 PM
As long as we're talking about models... Petra Nemcova kinda... um... got me through high school...

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/2/8/285f5_ORIG-Petra_Nemcova_wet_tshirt.jpg

Was she the one who was in the Thailand Tsunami?

Mogulseeker
03-08-2011, 07:27 PM
Was she the one who was in the Thailand Tsunami?

Yup.

gunns
03-08-2011, 07:49 PM
Tom Brady can't dance for **** btw.

No rhythm whatsoever.

Circle Orange
03-08-2011, 08:12 PM
He looks and acts like a woman.

That was a little weird.

Don't insult women!

But I'd say he looks like a old hag there...and his butt is still flat as a pancake. Nothing to grip.

BTW, there was a story out that he's going to hair replacement clinics anyway.

Circle Orange
03-08-2011, 08:23 PM
ah she's okay, I think Salma Hayek is prettier and hotter Penelope Cruz is lovely too. Such pretty cheek bones. I'd hate her because she's beautiful, but that's just too cliche. ;D

Put those claws up, gals...beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, some of those folk really ain't that much without photography, posing and makeup. I used to do portrait work and believe me, you can take a modestly attractive person (even an average one) and make them look like a knockout with the right props...even a flat chested chick can be wearing falsies and pushups in photos. They even make bikini tops like that now to give the illusion of chest. Just sayin'.

Awhile back me and some friends went to a World of Wheels show with the monster trucks. They had special guests including GH soap opera stars and playboy supermodels. To my surprise a lot of women were going to get the playboy model autographs (not sure why). But I can tell you they looked completely artificial and bony, bony, sickly rail thin. So much makeup you could'nt tell what they really looked like under the paint. Their faces literally shined with color. And so much body makeup on you couldn't even see the texture of their skin, they looked rubbery and orangey/pink. Mannequins! It was bizarre. Their legs were no bigger than my wrist...strangest body porportions I'd ever seen. When you look supposedly 'sleek and slim' in pics or tv, you're basically a skeleton up close and live. Or you stopped growing at eleven.


http://scosoft.com/s/n/42105a0b.gif

epicSocialism4tw
03-08-2011, 08:32 PM
Put those claws up, gals...beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, some of those folk really ain't that much without photography, posing and makeup. I used to do portrait work and believe me, you can take a modestly attractive person (even an average one) and make them look like a knockout with the right props...even a flat chested chick can be wearing falsies and pushups in photos. They even make bikini tops like that now to give the illusion of chest. Just sayin'.

Awhile back me and some friends went to a World of Wheels show with the monster trucks. They had special guests including GH soap opera stars and playboy supermodels. To my surprise a lot of women were going to get the playboy model autographs (not sure why). But I can tell you they looked completely artificial and bony, bony, sickly rail thin. So much makeup you could'nt tell what they really looked like under the paint. Their faces literally shined with color. And so much body makeup on you couldn't even see the texture of their skin, they looked rubbery and orangey/pink. Mannequins! It was bizarre. Their legs were no bigger than my wrist...strangest body porportions I'd ever seen. When you look supposedly 'sleek and slim' in pics or tv, you're basically a skeleton up close and live.


http://scosoft.com/s/n/42105a0b.gif

I get to "hang out" (Cuban PR deal) with the Mavs' cheerleaders (dancers, whatever) about once a year. I remember the first thing I noticed about them was the paint. It must have been applied with a trowel. And their clothes (what little there is) are almost designed by architects to prop certain things up and push others out of the way.

Women go through alot to look like that. It looks great on TV or in pictures, but its gross in person. I felt odd talking to them because I the whole time I was wondering what they really looked like.

Archer81
03-08-2011, 08:59 PM
Put those claws up, gals...beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Besides, some of those folk really ain't that much without photography, posing and makeup. I used to do portrait work and believe me, you can take a modestly attractive person (even an average one) and make them look like a knockout with the right props...even a flat chested chick can be wearing falsies and pushups in photos. They even make bikini tops like that now to give the illusion of chest. Just sayin'.

Awhile back me and some friends went to a World of Wheels show with the monster trucks. They had special guests including GH soap opera stars and playboy supermodels. To my surprise a lot of women were going to get the playboy model autographs (not sure why). But I can tell you they looked completely artificial and bony, bony, sickly rail thin. So much makeup you could'nt tell what they really looked like under the paint. Their faces literally shined with color. And so much body makeup on you couldn't even see the texture of their skin, they looked rubbery and orangey/pink. Mannequins! It was bizarre. Their legs were no bigger than my wrist...strangest body porportions I'd ever seen. When you look supposedly 'sleek and slim' in pics or tv, you're basically a skeleton up close and live. Or you stopped growing at eleven.


http://scosoft.com/s/n/42105a0b.gif


Avy is winning.

High 5.

:Broncos:

BlaK-Argentina
03-09-2011, 12:21 AM
I don't like Giselle at all. Seriously, I don't understand how some people call her the most beautiful woman in the world.

Give me Pampita please.

Mogulseeker
03-09-2011, 12:31 AM
I don't like Giselle at all. Seriously, I don't understand how some people call her the most beautiful woman in the world.

Give me Pampita please.

Eres in Argentina. En la experiencia, las chicas de Sud Americano esta muy bonita.

Gisele looks like a piece of poop compared to that Colombian chick I hooked up with at the Spui in Amsterdam.

BlaK-Argentina
03-09-2011, 12:33 AM
Eres in Argentina. En la experiencia, las chicas de Sud Americano esta muy bonita.

Gisele looks like a piece of poop compared to that Colombian chick I hooked up with at the Spui in Amsterdam.

Ha!

There are thousands of waaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking women than Giselle. Brady gets way too much credit for being with her. :sunshine:

Circle Orange
03-09-2011, 09:58 AM
Ha!

There are thousands of waaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking women than Giselle. Brady gets way too much credit for being with her. :sunshine:

Did you see the pic of her and Tom by a pool last year? Her ribs were sticking out and she looked like a teenaged boy with little breast implants. BIZARRE!!!!

Best myths: that supermodels are "super". Meet 'em in person and you'll be surprised 90% of the time. I wonder if they wear all the body/face makeup as a disguise so they can walk the streets in 'civilian' mode.

And contrary to popular belief, Sweden has lots of ugly people. Just like any other country. So does france.

Chris
03-09-2011, 10:06 AM
Good because I'm going to Sweden this summer and I plan to behave myself.

Is is true though that there are a lot of hot swedes partly because the vikings raided europe of a lot of its hot chicks 1200 years ago.

Circle Orange
03-09-2011, 10:46 AM
Good because I'm going to Sweden this summer and I plan to behave myself.

Is is true though that there are a lot of hot swedes partly because the vikings raided europe of a lot of its hot chicks 1200 years ago.

Unfortunately a lot of inbreeding over time, also. It happens as a consequence of being in an isolated area over many centuries. I think you can google more on this, but I believe most people there are distantly related in some manner. Its why they are all so similar. Other parts of the world have this issue also, usually islands with various tribes of people. With no access to other lands, everybody gets with everyone.

Guess it depends on what folks consider hot also. I notice there's a tendency to say anything blonde/blue is hot. An odd notion when you think about it.

Lol, behave yourself and keep your hands in your pockets! Ha!

Don Flamenco
03-09-2011, 11:01 AM
He went right past Jake Plummer hippie and fell into fagdom.

LOL that's pretty funny there, Queef fan

Los Broncos
03-09-2011, 05:06 PM
He's goning to be a cross dressers some day.

maven
03-09-2011, 05:17 PM
also, here's the evolution of tommy t's lox
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XcLJqZsrnJA/TPUvXI5t1GI/AAAAAAAADLY/OYw_QPDovHM/s1600/201110_Brady+10.jpg

My hair is close to the last pic.

What do you all walk around looking like a giant penis? Buzzed hair and short cropped haircuts?

Ahhh, cowtown people...

Gutless Drunk
03-09-2011, 07:36 PM
So...umm...I'll just leave this here:

28164


28165

Circle Orange
03-10-2011, 08:23 PM
So...umm...I'll just leave this here:

28164


28165

Is that a hair band? He's definitely giving off an adrogynous vibe there. Getting...creepy...

Bronco Vixen
03-10-2011, 09:38 PM
Dear mother of god, as if I needed another reason to detest Mr. Bundchen.

He is a perfect example of someone who skated by on looks and talent and god knows what else, and never was forced to develop a personality. I'm sorry, other than a personality of dullness and episodic tantrums when things don't go his way.

I swear I would rather snort a line of fire ants then be forced to interact with him for more than 30 seconds.

It wouldn't bother me so much if the blowhard media didn't need row boats to traverse through their ejaculate following every mention of his being.

Archer81
03-10-2011, 09:45 PM
Is that a hair band? He's definitely giving off an adrogynous vibe there. Getting...creepy...


He is starting to look like Vera from In Living Color...

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epicSocialism4tw
03-10-2011, 10:26 PM
Dear mother of god, as if I needed another reason to detest Mr. Bundchen.

He is a perfect example of someone who skated by on looks and talent and god knows what else, and never was forced to develop a personality. I'm sorry, other than a personality of dullness and episodic tantrums when things don't go his way.

I swear I would rather snort a line of fire ants then be forced to interact with him for more than 30 seconds.

It wouldn't bother me so much if the blowhard media didn't need row boats to traverse through their ejaculate following every mention of his being.

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OABB
03-11-2011, 03:41 AM
Dear mother of god, as if I needed another reason to detest Mr. Bundchen.

He is a perfect example of someone who skated by on looks and talent and god knows what else, and never was forced to develop a personality. I'm sorry, other than a personality of dullness and episodic tantrums when things don't go his way.

I swear I would rather snort a line of fire ants then be forced to interact with him for more than 30 seconds.

It wouldn't bother me so much if the blowhard media didn't need row boats to traverse through their ejaculate following every mention of his being.

I pretty much sit and wait for you to post. It is like candy to a fat person.

Bronco Vixen
03-11-2011, 06:20 AM
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I am a self-admitted ruhtard, but I'm not sure that I understand your response.

Bronco Vixen
03-11-2011, 06:21 AM
I pretty much sit and wait for you to post. It is like candy to a fat person.

You're only human. (smiley face w/ wink that doesn't involve a scary cartoon)

bendog
03-11-2011, 11:15 AM
On the positive the German probably bitches constantly and isn't that great even when he begs for sex.

epicSocialism4tw
03-11-2011, 12:38 PM
I am a self-admitted ruhtard, but I'm not sure that I understand your response.

It was an embittered, scathing attack post, so I found the most violent attack footage I could find to further illustrate the timbre of the post.

bendog
03-11-2011, 01:10 PM
Watch out vixen, the spanking starts soon.

OABB
03-11-2011, 03:10 PM
It was an embittered, scathing attack post, so I found the most violent attack footage I could find to further illustrate the timbre of the post.

if you want show an attack, just put a picture of a middle class person next to your avatar.

OABB
03-11-2011, 03:11 PM
Watch out vixen, the spanking starts soon.

I don't think she cares how you pass your time.

Chris
03-11-2011, 03:14 PM
For the last time she's Brazilian, not German. Her grandparents were probably German.

epicSocialism4tw
03-11-2011, 03:52 PM
if you want show an attack, just put a picture of a middle class person next to your avatar.

You're just jealous.

Take a good look. I can get one that's zoomed in on his face more if you like.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
03-11-2011, 04:49 PM
I suppose some may find comfort in Tom getting in touch with his feminine side.....

Gort
03-11-2011, 05:53 PM
also, here's the evolution of tommy t's lox
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XcLJqZsrnJA/TPUvXI5t1GI/AAAAAAAADLY/OYw_QPDovHM/s1600/201110_Brady+10.jpg

dude is a QB in the NFL, burns $100 bills for the fun of it, jets all around the world on a whim, and bangs supermodels.

hard to fault him for his haircut.

:approve:

BTW, if Giselle is purposely making him look more like a chick, what does that say about Giselle? if it says what i think it says, then he hit a 5-run HR when he landed her.

Gutless Drunk
05-22-2011, 08:23 PM
Tom Brady rides the big boy slide while his wife shouts "you can do it Tommy!!"
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Boobs McGee
05-22-2011, 09:27 PM
That looks like it could be in their backyard

Kaylore
05-22-2011, 09:39 PM
I'm convinced that Giselle is gay and wants Brady to look like a lesbian.

Willynowei
05-22-2011, 09:45 PM
Don't have to be a jealous hater to point out that Tom Brady's dance and clap in that video were chick like. Personally I don't mind the hair, whatever works for him, I guess.

Circle Orange
06-25-2011, 07:00 PM
I'm convinced that Giselle is gay and wants Brady to look like a lesbian.

BWAH! The original trans-sexual hetero couple on earth! Ha!

Archer81
06-25-2011, 07:11 PM
I've never noticed before but Brady has a gigantic forehead.


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Jetmeck
06-25-2011, 07:16 PM
WTF ever, we own his ass. Whats his pathetic record against the Broncos ?
1 or maybe 2 wins, one was with a third string QB with the flu and had Delpha O'neil standing with his back to the ball to get that win. ReGARDLESS I am not impressed.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
06-25-2011, 09:35 PM
Just the thought of Brady dancing like a pansy, dressed that way...frankly just the thought of it embarrasses me. Can we just pretend this thread doesn't exist so the icky feeling will go away?

Gutless Drunk
04-23-2012, 06:46 AM
Hipster Doofus

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Tombstone RJ
04-23-2012, 07:23 AM
wow Tom, did mommy dress you this morning?