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Doggcow
03-08-2011, 03:36 PM
My friend "C" Facebooked me with this concession, her statement:

"I'll be your whore tonight, if you'll be my prince tomorrow"

That works well, imo.

Most of what makes me feel cared for etc, is how well she takes care of me. Judge me if you like, I never felt "loved" with girls that weren't ridiculously good to me in bed. I reciprocate with dinner, flowers, and holding a stable job. 9am-9pm, I'll take care of her, romance, and all that, 9pm-9am, my turn...

OABB
03-08-2011, 04:06 PM
My friend "C" Facebooked me with this concession, her statement:

"I'll be your whore tonight, if you'll be my prince tomorrow"

I would have responded "I'll be your prince tomorrow if you'll be my..... Ummm.... Uh....**** it..... Can I stick it in your butt?"

I'm all charm.

Doggcow
03-08-2011, 04:12 PM
I would have responded "I'll be your prince tomorrow if you'll be my..... Ummm.... Uh....**** it..... Can I stick it in your butt?"

I'm all charm.

Buttsex is BY FAR the hardest thing to bring up...

OABB
03-08-2011, 04:20 PM
Buttsex is BY FAR the hardest thing to bring up...

Just tell the girl you watched an episode of sex in the city about it that was hilarious. Tell her how all four of the girls ends up loving it, even the gay one( one of them is gay I assume?)

she will do it right there on the spot if those fictional twats endorsed it.


God women are idiots.


Anyway, your welcome.

Doggcow
03-08-2011, 04:28 PM
Just tell the girl you watched an episode of sex in the city about it that was hilarious. Tell her how all four of the girls ends up loving it, even the gay one( one of them is gay I assume?)

she will do it right there on the spot if those fictional twats endorsed it.


God women are idiots.


Anyway, your welcome.

Wow that is way better than: "Sooooo.... In the butt? *awkward shrug*"

OABB
03-08-2011, 04:36 PM
I agree. I have used the sex in the city thing for just about everything.

I they catch on to that, just change it to you reading an article in cosmo. Just quote some fake survey that 87 percent of women answered "yes" to having anal And loving it In there lifetime.

I really should charge for this....

Doggcow
03-08-2011, 04:38 PM
I agree. I have used the sex in the city thing for just about everything.

I they catch on to that, just change it to you reading an article in cosmo. Just quote some fake survey that 87 percent of women answered "yes" to having anal in there lifetime.

I really should charge for this....

This opens up a world of possibilities. So you're saying more than the few women I have anal sex with, do it?

And here I thought I was stuck with just them!

Time to Branch out. Mardi Gras tonight anyone?! :yayaya:

OABB
03-08-2011, 04:40 PM
This opens up a world of possibilities. So you're saying more than the few women I have anal sex with, do it?

And here I thought I was stuck with just them!

Time to Branch out. Mardi Gras tonight anyone?! :yayaya:

Sweet! I can never get anal. Good for you.


Curse you god! Why did I have to be born with a giant penis?!?!?

Doggcow
03-08-2011, 04:42 PM
Sweet! I can never get anal. Good for you.


Curse you god! Why did I have to be born with a giant penis?!?!?

Just gotta find the right girls... One that's... Shall we say, a good "fit" for you?

OABB
03-08-2011, 04:53 PM
Just gotta find the right girls... One that's... Shall we say, a good "fit" for you?

I'm married. It's too late for me....

Besides, that girl would have to have no legs or a functional rectum.

Doggcow
03-08-2011, 05:12 PM
I'm married. It's too late for me....

Besides, that girl would have to have no legs or a functional rectum.

Poor girls that tried... They were just being nice.

It is a burden...

So I hear at least, lol, I'm quoted at "perfect" sized :P

cutthemdown
03-08-2011, 05:57 PM
You just keep girls around more like tools in a toolbox. Those wrenches that try and do it all suck right? Trying to have one girl that does it all sort of same way. Better to have specialists and call them when needed.

TonyR
03-08-2011, 06:54 PM
My dad did the same thing. My parents divorce was finalized and a few months later my dad married the reason for the divorce. So I pretty much concur with the **** her comment.


Sounds like you're blaming her while giving your dad a free pass. If that's the case you need to reevaluate. She's no more guilty than he is.

TonyR
03-08-2011, 06:55 PM
No one's perfect and the key is finding someone whose faults you can live with.

If that's not totally the truth then I don't know what is. Well put.

Circle Orange
03-08-2011, 09:08 PM
Lot of rambling nonsense to me. Everyone spends too much time on weird/useless studies pretending that their results resemble 6 billion freaking people on earth. And no amount of dumb cliches and stereotypes is gonna change that.http://scosoft.com/s/n/4138da7f.gif

alkemical
03-24-2011, 06:42 AM
Tyler Durden: My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
Narrator: Sounds familiar.
Tyler Durden: So I graduate, I call him up long distance, I say "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job."
Narrator: Same here.
Tyler Durden: Now I'm 25, make my yearly call again. I say Dad, "Now what?" He says, "I don't know, get married."
Narrator: I can't get married, I'm a 30 year old boy.
Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.