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24champ
03-01-2011, 02:38 PM
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Drug-called-charlie-sheen.jpg

Dude is living life at a million miles an hour. :afro:

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Houshyamama
03-01-2011, 02:43 PM
Dude's on the ragged edge

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 02:43 PM
I was just about to start a thread on this.

This guy is greatness personified.

1. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
2. "I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
3. "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words - imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists." - referring to the show's producer.
4. "I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips."
5. "People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain."
6. "I violently hate Chaim Levine. He's a stupid, stupid little man."
7. "I'm an F-18 bro and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground."
8. "I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows...I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth."
9. "I feel more alive, I feel more focused, I feel more energetic. I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
10. "Everybody thinks I should be, like, begging for my job back. And I'm just going to forewarn them that it's everybody else that's going to be begging me for their job back."

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/charlie-sheens-10-wackiest-quotes-from-just-the-last-month/story-e6frf96o-1226014517347

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 02:45 PM
I'm kind of wondering if "The Reverend" of the orangemane is actually Charlie Sheen.

Rohirrim
03-01-2011, 02:46 PM
I wish the press would quit covering this. This is some pathetic voyeurism. The dude is self-destructing publicly and the media is lapping it up. I expect they'll find his body somewhere shortly. Then, they can really have a party.

Kid A
03-01-2011, 02:46 PM
http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/

http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cat-sheen-1.jpg?w=644&h=480

http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cat-sheen-6.jpg?w=480&h=415

http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cat-sheen-13.jpg?w=446&h=391

DomCasual
03-01-2011, 02:47 PM
Charlie Sheen loves him some Charlie Sheen.

rugbythug
03-01-2011, 02:47 PM
So what is the deal. Sorry no tv.

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 02:48 PM
I wish the press would quit covering this. This is some pathetic voyeurism. The dude is self-destructing publicly and the media is lapping it up. I expect they'll find his body somewhere shortly. Then, they can really have a party.

You're surprised that those ticks and single celled parasites at ABC, CBS, and NBC are covering this?

TheReverend
03-01-2011, 02:48 PM
God bless him.

TheReverend
03-01-2011, 02:49 PM
I'm kind of wondering if "The Reverend" of the orangemane is actually Charlie Sheen.

Nope

24champ
03-01-2011, 02:49 PM
http://t.qkme.me/gom.jpg

ColoradoDarin
03-01-2011, 02:49 PM
Has he been in anything since Major League 2? If he has, I haven't seen it.

jhns
03-01-2011, 02:50 PM
I wish the press would quit covering this. This is some pathetic voyeurism. The dude is self-destructing publicly and the media is lapping it up. I expect they'll find his body somewhere shortly. Then, they can really have a party.

Self destructing? This is typical Sheen... Dude knows how to party.

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 02:50 PM
BOOM! Winning.

Karenin
03-01-2011, 02:51 PM
www.ischarliesheenwinning.com

rugbythug
03-01-2011, 02:52 PM
Men at work was a good movie.

24champ
03-01-2011, 02:53 PM
I was just about to start a thread on this.

This guy is greatness personified.

1. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total b****in' rock star from Mars."
2. "I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
3. "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words - imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists." - referring to the show's producer.
4. "I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips."
5. "People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain."
6. "I violently hate Chaim Levine. He's a stupid, stupid little man."
7. "I'm an F-18 bro and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground."
8. "I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows...I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth."
9. "I feel more alive, I feel more focused, I feel more energetic. I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
10. "Everybody thinks I should be, like, begging for my job back. And I'm just going to forewarn them that it's everybody else that's going to be begging me for their job back."

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/charlie-sheens-10-wackiest-quotes-from-just-the-last-month/story-e6frf96o-1226014517347

Those are all good quotes, bolded are my favorites.Hilarious!

cutthemdown
03-01-2011, 02:54 PM
He likes to smoke crack from what i have heard. If you never had a stripper/whore crack party then you don't know how much fun it is. One problem though, you should only have like 1 night, maybe 2 like that in your life. Looks like he's on a bender of epic proportions. Drug tests that test urine or blood mean little for crack. When they said he passed a drug test, whatever, i instantly knew its coke and crack. It's the only thing that leaves your body quickly enough to party one weekend, be clean the next.

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 02:55 PM
Those are all good quotes, bolded are my favorites.Hilarious!

The one about the face melting off and the children viewing the exploded body is timeless.

Kid A
03-01-2011, 02:56 PM
BOOM! Winning.

Duh.

Chris
03-01-2011, 02:57 PM
I mean honestly if he's going to die he should strap himself to a rocket or something.

I want the Coen brothers to make this movie.

Sad though since I like his family.

24champ
03-01-2011, 02:57 PM
Men at work was a good movie.

He was in Red Dawn, which the movie was in Colorado.

cutthemdown
03-01-2011, 02:58 PM
Self destructing? This is typical Sheen... Dude knows how to party.

Lol he once said most people get 8 balls or ounces of coke, I get kilos! He reminds me of the guy who started high times, just sort of crazy.

The guy who started that magazine used to smuggle weed and coke in small planes, all whacked out on the stuff, flying like 10 feet over the trees to evade DEA. His best friend and him would fly in sepeerate planes following each other. Apparently that friend crashed on a trip and died.

Crazy life. I always though Tom Fourcades life would make an interesting movie. I think that was his name.

24champ
03-01-2011, 02:58 PM
http://t.qkme.me/h4l.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 03:00 PM
He was in Red Dawn, which the movie was in Colorado.

Nobody has any stories from that?

Smiling Assassin27
03-01-2011, 03:07 PM
3 words: Less...Than...Zero.

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0019/A6/58/A658771EE1FA6E1878F6C9_Large.jpg

Smiling Assassin27
03-01-2011, 03:09 PM
I loved Charlie in The Breakfast Club...

Homer Simpson
03-01-2011, 03:12 PM
I loved Charlie in The Breakfast Club...

He was better in Might Ducks.

24champ
03-01-2011, 03:16 PM
He's now on twitter...it's verified.

http://twitter.com/charliesheen

ghwk
03-01-2011, 03:20 PM
The one about the face melting off and the children viewing the exploded body is timeless.

Gotta agree, that's pure Hunter S. Thompson right there.

It's too bad though, the end of this flameout will be epic.

Shananahan
03-01-2011, 03:21 PM
Interviewer: Up until you stopped, you were taking a lot of cocaine, though, right?

Sheen: Well I wasn't just taking it. I had to pay for it.

Kid A
03-01-2011, 03:24 PM
He's now on twitter...it's verified.

http://twitter.com/charliesheen

Read he's been gaining followers at 2,500 a minute.

Let me just say, his marketing campaign has worked. Before, when it was just headlines about his drug arrests and hospitalizations, he was just another sad sack actor having a meltdown.

Now, though? He may still be having a meltdown, but he's infusing his exaggerated impersonation of himself into it. He's guaranteed himself not to be just another druggie actor story, but a spectacle that grabs everyone's attention. For a mediocre actor, this is a great performance.

DarkHorse30
03-01-2011, 03:26 PM
meh. He's not worth my time......except for the 10 seconds it took to contribute to this great thread...

Oops, it's going to be more like 30. Can someone please make a charlie sheen smilie? I'm guessing a drug or two might be included

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 03:30 PM
Read he's been gaining followers at 2,500 a minute.

Let me just say, his marketing campaign has worked. Before, when it was just headlines about his drug arrests and hospitalizations, he was just another sad sack actor having a meltdown.

Now, though? He may still be having a meltdown, but he's infusing his exaggerated impersonation of himself into it. He's guaranteed himself not to be just another druggie actor story, but a spectacle that grabs everyone's attention. For a mediocre actor, this is a great performance.

I think he's an internet nerd. He's using "epic" and "win" like a pimple-faced, glasses-and-braces-wearing 15 year old gamer on a tear.

He's clearly aware of the Chuck Norris phenomenon and has put himself into the Chuck seat.

Swedish Extrovert
03-01-2011, 03:38 PM
He was better in Might Ducks.

ROFL!

Taco John
03-01-2011, 03:39 PM
Who is going to get the reality show? I'm thinking that this should go straight to HBO.

Smiling Assassin27
03-01-2011, 03:41 PM
I think he's an internet nerd. He's using "epic" and "win" like a pimple-faced, glasses-and-braces-wearing 15 year old gamer on a tear.

He's clearly aware of the Chuck Norris phenomenon and has put himself into the Chuck seat.

He's a clone, clones...

Sincerely,

Jim Rome

Swedish Extrovert
03-01-2011, 03:44 PM
Wall Street is among my best movies of all time.

TheReverend
03-01-2011, 03:44 PM
Who is going to get the reality show? I'm thinking that this should go straight to HBO.

Charlie Sheen is PPV worthy.

Kid A
03-01-2011, 03:44 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hTEuLeh5JOI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Taco John
03-01-2011, 03:45 PM
http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/gvb.jpg

Chris
03-01-2011, 03:45 PM
Wall Street is among my best movies of all time.

Just curious, how long did it take you to shoot it?

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 03:47 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hTEuLeh5JOI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Pbpbpbbpbbpbppphhh...Winning. ROFL!

Gotta love that one. Its the "look, I have a good looking woman coming to take my trash to the can for me...WINNING" moment. Classic.

Kid A
03-01-2011, 03:47 PM
And...we're off:

http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen/status/42731720402931712

Homer Simpson
03-01-2011, 03:56 PM
The best part is he's right. Getting paid millions and trying to act like an everyday civilian is insulting. The majoirty of us spend our lives trying to get money so we snort coke from the buttocks of a domesticated baboon whilst watching a girl desperately try and prove DVDA is possible. Either spend your wealth properly and entertain the rest of us or give it to somebody who can.

Smiling Assassin27
03-01-2011, 04:00 PM
The best part is he's right. Getting paid millions and trying to act like an everyday civilian is insulting. The majoirty of us spend our lives trying to get money so we snort coke from the buttocks of a domesticated baboon whilst watching a girl desperately try and prove DVDA is possible. Either spend your wealth properly and entertain the rest of us or give it to somebody who can.

Fame and fortune does not, contrary to popular opinion, justify one acting like a narcissistic, self-absorbed, disrespectful, and condescending douchebag. While his sociopathic rants and his crass and classlessly inflammatory ramblings are kinda funny, they're also kinda sad--like when a clown dies.

vancejohnson82
03-01-2011, 04:04 PM
haha....i'm infusing that WINNING tag into my everyday conversation

Homer Simpson
03-01-2011, 04:04 PM
I was just messing, hence the inclusion of a domesticated baboon.

Chris
03-01-2011, 04:11 PM
Plenty of successful people (although at this point I wonder if Sheen's life can really be called success or rather a misappropriation of life's priorities) behave like adults and do great things for others with their money. Charlie is a raging narcissist with massive delusions of grandeur. He's making a ton of money for being on a successful sitcom... basically for doing nothing let's be real. Is Charlie Sheen a great comedian? No. Was he on the right show at the right time? Yes. There is no greatness there. There is just a lost man pushing 50 who thinks he's the dude.

24champ
03-01-2011, 04:14 PM
Charlie Sheen is PPV worthy.

Can we get Don King to promote it and somehow work Mike Tyson into it?

HAT
03-01-2011, 04:17 PM
meh. He's not worth my time......except for the 10 seconds it took to contribute to this great thread...

Oops, it's going to be more like 30. Can someone please make a charlie sheen smilie? I'm guessing a drug or two might be included

http://www.therxforum.com/images/smilies/trx-smly15.gif
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epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 04:19 PM
Plenty of successful people (although at this point I wonder if Sheen's life can really be called success or rather a misappropriation of life's priorities) behave like adults and do great things for others with their money. Charlie is a raging narcissist with massive delusions of grandeur. He's making a ton of money for being on a successful sitcom... basically for doing nothing let's be real. Is Charlie Sheen a great comedian? No. Was he on the right show at the right time? Yes. There is no greatness there. There is just a lost man pushing 50 who thinks he's the dude.

He's a silver spoon kid who has had every opportunity in the world, and has still managed to become rotten.

His dad us the guy to feel sorry for. He's getting closer to death knowing that his child ended up a person without any substance.

RhymesayersDU
03-01-2011, 05:04 PM
Charlie Sheen is all that is man, and his antics are awesome and hilarious.

Chris
03-01-2011, 05:10 PM
He's a silver spoon kid who has had every opportunity in the world, and has still managed to become rotten.

His dad us the guy to feel sorry for. He's getting closer to death knowing that his child ended up a person without any substance.

I do feel sorry for his dad. His dad seems like a genuinely good person, as does his brother.

cutthemdown
03-01-2011, 05:10 PM
There are tons just like him except charlie doesn't want to hide anything. Now he feels self righteous in his realness and is obviously feeling isolated and defensive. Meanwhile that other guy who runs the show probably screwing a little boy right now or something right? LOL im not serious just saying hollywood full of closet freaks, users of drugs, hookers, people, etc etc. Charlie I think just decided to not hide any of it and really party down.

The problem is all the sudden he seems unlikeable and I think he is sort of depressed about it. So he is lashing out. Then when you are addicted to drugs it no longer is a party. No it's making you act weird and lose control. He is close to melt down i think. Maybe a Robert Downey Jr type bottom where then he can make a comeback.

The only thing we love more then watching a self righteous spoiled brat go down in flames is watching them clean up and make a come back. We love a comeback!

Archer81
03-01-2011, 05:14 PM
I do feel sorry for his dad. His dad seems like a genuinely good person, as does his brother.


Emilio!


:Broncos:

rugbythug
03-01-2011, 05:14 PM
What's with his hair. Creepy.

Dr. Broncenstein
03-01-2011, 05:23 PM
Charlie Sheen is all that is man, and his antics are awesome and hilarious.

Violence towards women and the abandonment of fatherhood = all that is man. I'm so surprised.

Chris
03-01-2011, 05:25 PM
LIVE video of Charlie Sheen's meltdown coming to an end

http://www.wegrinta.net/forumNew/images/smilies/nntytx.gif

WABronco
03-01-2011, 05:39 PM
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/image.php?u=69837&dateline=1262311978&type=profile

Ya so he's a tool. So are all of you who watch two and a half men. At least he's genuine in his toolishness.

Meck77
03-01-2011, 05:52 PM
Pretty sad. Even more sad is the fact there are millions if not tens of millions suffering from the same addictions/illness in our country.

gunns
03-01-2011, 05:54 PM
I wish the press would quit covering this. This is some pathetic voyeurism. The dude is self-destructing publicly and the media is lapping it up. I expect they'll find his body somewhere shortly. Then, they can really have a party.

This is the way I feel. It's almost uncomfortable when they've shown this stuff. I think of his father and his family. It's must be so sad for them. Some of the "specialists" say that he seems bipolar. He just seems coked out to me and spiraling down fast. I'm not much of a TV watcher and particularly sitcom watcher but I have to say I love Two and a Half men. And no, they could not do the show without him. Just incredibly sad when you can't save someone from themselves.

OABB
03-01-2011, 06:17 PM
Bipolar? What's that? I'm winning. I'm a biwinner.

That's my new sig.

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 06:22 PM
LIVE video of Charlie Sheen's meltdown coming to an end

http://www.wegrinta.net/forumNew/images/smilies/nntytx.gif

LOL

24champ
03-01-2011, 06:25 PM
Bipolar? What's that? I'm winning. I'm a biwinner.

That's my new sig.

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/2495/charlies.jpg

24champ
03-01-2011, 06:37 PM
New tweet from Charlie Sheen:

charliesheen Charlie Sheen
Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show... I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer....


ROFL!

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 06:38 PM
New tweet from Charlie Sheen:

charliesheen Charlie Sheen
Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show... I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer....


ROFL!

This dude is quote gold.

24champ
03-01-2011, 06:48 PM
This dude is quote gold.

Picture gold too...

http://twitpic.com/4575pd


http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/250596769.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1299035020&Signature=QTdQUMcZxvPAYaKI7QSlwUyWoyI%3D

extralife
03-01-2011, 06:51 PM
you could write an entire book about this situation and the reaction

like really easily

I'm a little surprised he's the first famous dude to have fallen from grace to just up and go "you know what? **** it. I haven't fallen from ****. and you'll all eat it up with a spoon."

work in the facebook/twitter age

the reams of psychology behind this

the sociology

some baudrillard

could go places

TheElusiveKyleOrton
03-01-2011, 07:10 PM
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sheen-crazy-gif.gif

Winning.

Swedish Extrovert
03-01-2011, 07:18 PM
He's "clean" in the video?

I've seen people on coke, and that dude is definitely on coke.

Kid A
03-01-2011, 07:18 PM
I'm a little surprised he's the first famous dude to have fallen from grace to just up and go "you know what? **** it. I haven't fallen from ****. and you'll all eat it up with a spoon."



This exactly. Go into hiding? Jokes continue to circulate, your reputation and worth as an actor plummet. Apologize? Probably the right thing to do, but nobody will believe you and we've seen that song and dance a million times. Spin it into a manic performance piece that puts you at the center of pop-culture for a week (and counting)? Duh. Winning!

HAT
03-01-2011, 07:19 PM
you could write an entire book about this situation and the reaction

like really easily



He's got a 10M book deal in the works.....FTW!

vancejohnson82
03-01-2011, 07:32 PM
the one chick isnt THAT hot

OABB
03-01-2011, 07:32 PM
His partying makes Sinatra and Morrison look like droopy eyed armless children.

bowtown
03-01-2011, 07:34 PM
He's "clean" in the video?

I've seen people on coke, and that dude is definitely on coke.

He's coked out of his mind... like crack coked.

Swedish Extrovert
03-01-2011, 07:39 PM
He's coked out of his mind... like crack coked.

They said they tested him... coke is pretty easily masked though.

DomCasual
03-01-2011, 07:39 PM
He looks like a guy that hasn't slept in several days.

vancejohnson82
03-01-2011, 07:41 PM
They said they tested him... coke is pretty easily masked though.

After benders you can keep rolling for a little bit as well

I...uhhh...heard

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 07:44 PM
the one chick isnt THAT hot

It doesnt matter to him.

Theyre like furniture to him. There to be used, then theyre just part of the set.

If he's on drugs, it doesnt matter what they look like. They satisfy an urge, dont tell anyone because they want some of his stash, and come back for more.

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 07:45 PM
His partying makes Sinatra and Morrison look like droopy eyed armless children.

BOOM! Winning.

vancejohnson82
03-01-2011, 07:46 PM
wow.....I've never heard someone with such mediocre talent claim to be a visionary with such conviction


oh, wait....I forgot about Jay Cutler

Chris
03-01-2011, 08:07 PM
I want to ride the wings of my goddesses while riding a snow leopard on top of a C-130 through the oceans of the earth's core.

Gutless Drunk
03-01-2011, 08:41 PM
http://www.livethesheendream.com

OABB
03-01-2011, 08:45 PM
wow.....I've never heard someone with such mediocre talent claim to be a visionary with such conviction


oh, wait....I forgot about Jay Cutler

This post is winning.

OABB
03-01-2011, 08:50 PM
I'm also tired of pretending I'm not a bitchin rock star from mars.

OABB
03-01-2011, 08:51 PM
Seriously? Bitchin is blocked? That's co****cking retarded.

OABB
03-01-2011, 08:52 PM
Co******ing too? Jesus.

spdirty
03-01-2011, 08:53 PM
Very tragic.

OABB
03-01-2011, 08:56 PM
Very tragic.

More like very magic.

24champ
03-01-2011, 09:09 PM
Very tragic.

Very winning.

HAT
03-01-2011, 09:21 PM
http://www.palmerwholesale.com/images/VKP1082.JPG

....I has it.

/Sheen.

Gutless Drunk
03-01-2011, 09:22 PM
28138

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 09:24 PM
http://www.palmerwholesale.com/images/VKP1082.JPG

....I has it.

/Sheen.

I see that "Victorio" makes that product, and I thought "Who else?" Ha!

Miss I.
03-01-2011, 09:56 PM
has he been hanging out with Mel Gibson, because it's starting to show a bit..

24champ
03-01-2011, 09:59 PM
has he been hanging out with Mel Gibson, because it's starting to show a bit..

Mel Gibson is an amateur.

Miss I.
03-01-2011, 10:01 PM
Mel Gibson is an amateur.

your right. he really should consider KingNeckbeard..I love that guy. ;D

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 10:03 PM
has he been hanging out with Mel Gibson, because it's starting to show a bit..

He did mention that Mel Gibson called and referred to it as "winning".

But I'm not sure what that means with Sheen.

Swedish Extrovert
03-01-2011, 10:06 PM
After benders you can keep rolling for a little bit as well

I...uhhh...heard

I've honestly never tried coke. No interest in it either.

Most people I know, with a couple of exceptions, become major a-holes when they're blowing lines. I'm currently trying to keep it from ruining one of my good childhood friend's lives.

Plus I hate the way my mind runs when I've had too much coffee. Coke is probably ten times that.

Miss I.
03-01-2011, 10:14 PM
hey his real name according to wikipedia is Carlos Irwin Estevez . See, his middle name is full of win....Irwin that is... At any rate, I think I want to start calling him Carlos...

And for the record, Charlie Sheen may be all that as the hooker hugger that he is, but he's only mediocre as an actor (two and a half men is essentially him playing himself, isn't the character's name even Charlie, evidently to help him remember himself...pretty sure he also played a Charlie on the show he took over from Michael J. Fox too). His father is the real actor in the family frankly and seems like a decent human being. Must have passed over Charlie.

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 10:23 PM
hey his real name according to wikipedia is Carlos Irwin Estevez . See, his middle name is full of win....Irwin that is... At any rate, I think I want to start calling him Carlos...

And for the record, Charlie Sheen may be all that as the hooker hugger that he is, but he's only mediocre as an actor (two and a half men is essentially him playing himself, isn't the character's name even Charlie, evidently to help him remember himself...pretty sure he also played a Charlie on the show he took over from Michael J. Fox too). His father is the real actor in the family frankly and seems like a decent human being. Must have passed over Charlie.

So "Sheen" is in fact a stage name.

I guess "Shine" was too B-Actorish.

OABB
03-01-2011, 10:29 PM
hey his real name according to wikipedia is Carlos Irwin Estevez . See, his middle name is full of win....Irwin that is... At any rate, I think I want to start calling him Carlos...

And for the record, Charlie Sheen may be all that as the hooker hugger that he is, but he's only mediocre as an actor (two and a half men is essentially him playing himself, isn't the character's name even Charlie, evidently to help him remember himself...pretty sure he also played a Charlie on the show he took over from Michael J. Fox too). His father is the real actor in the family frankly and seems like a decent human being. Must have passed over Charlie.


Why does everyone assume Martin is a good guy? I'm suspicious at the very least.

epicSocialism4tw
03-01-2011, 10:34 PM
So ol' Charlie Shine is the son of Ramón Gerardo Antonio Estévez who is the son of Francisco Estevez (Spain), and Mary Phelan (Ireland).

broncocalijohn
03-01-2011, 10:40 PM
I mean honestly if he's going to die he should strap himself to a rocket or something.

I want the Coen brothers to make this movie.

Sad though since I like his family.

You think right now Emilio Estevez is glad he took the real family name instead of the Hollywood one?

Cleo McDowell
03-02-2011, 02:30 AM
natl network mid interview stogie win

Doggcow
03-02-2011, 03:19 AM
I'm on Charlie Sheen now too... WINNING

TonyR
03-02-2011, 06:15 AM
Has he been in anything since Major League 2? If he has, I haven't seen it.

Highest paid TV personality ever. $1.25 million per episode of Two and a Half Men.

Crushaholic
03-02-2011, 06:36 AM
Highest paid TV personality ever. $1.25 million per episode of Two and a Half Men.

It's going to be hard to cancel the #1 sitcom on television. Apparently, he is a professional, on the set. He just needs to apologize to the producer, IMO. We'll see what happens...

TheReverend
03-02-2011, 06:59 AM
Charlie Sheen is a real life King Neckbeard...

TheReverend
03-02-2011, 07:05 AM
Charlie's off the deep end for sure, but so are half these Hollywood guys. What separates them is Charlie is being honest about it.

crawdad
03-02-2011, 08:05 AM
the one chick isnt THAT hot

But her middle name is "hoover"

OABB
03-02-2011, 08:10 AM
Charlie's off the deep end for sure, but so are half these Hollywood guys. What separates them is Charlie is being honest about it.

This. It's why I love me some sheen.

Chris
03-02-2011, 08:16 AM
I'm Charlie Sheen!

http://theoccultsection.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jump_off_cliff.jpg

The elephant is coming with me! I paid him 50 000 bucks for a trunk job.

http://www.conservatismlives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jump_off_cliff.jpg

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4733861/JUMP-OFF-A-CLIFF.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Courage-Wolf

strafen
03-02-2011, 08:16 AM
Charlie Sheen is da' man! :thumbsup:

OABB
03-02-2011, 08:18 AM
My friend made me watch Brian Wilson on Rome. I guess the two have hung out recently. Wilson kills me. I think Charlie is paying an homage.

Tombstone RJ
03-02-2011, 08:25 AM
Charlie is smart enough to know that the more controversy he generates, the more the ratings go up, the more the network makes... hence, the bigger his contract should be.

All the peeps who actually follow this stuff are being played. Congrats, you've been rick rolled by Charlie...

TonyR
03-02-2011, 08:33 AM
Charlie is smart enough to know that the more controversy he generates, the more the ratings go up, the more the network makes... hence, the bigger his contract should be.


Well, other than the fact that as of right now the show is effectively dead in the water you're 100% correct...

Beantown Bronco
03-02-2011, 08:42 AM
Well, other than the fact that as of right now the show is effectively dead in the water you're 100% correct...

What's funny is it's re-runs literally get better ratings than the first runs of competing shows.

OABB
03-02-2011, 08:45 AM
Chaim levine is a control freak. It is sort of known out here. I think this stand off will never be resolved.

Miss I.
03-02-2011, 08:50 AM
So "Sheen" is in fact a stage name.

I guess "Shine" was too B-Actorish.

Eh, his father goes by a stage name, Martin Sheen is not his real name either. Charlie is many things, but by the time he went into acting his father was a big name, so of course he would keep the family stage name. It doesnt make much difference, everyone knew who Emilio's father was even though he went with Estevez. And Nicholas Cage's real name is Coppola, want to hazard who his uncle is? Hollywood is a tiny world, name change or not, Nick got jobs in the beginning because of his uncle.

As for Charlie, well, being "honest" about his douchebaginess/arrogance is no more real than those putting on the polite face, it's just a different act. funny and bizarre but also an act and been done before. Whitney Houston's Crack is Wack is freakin priceless (for instance, but there are countless others) and asshat entitled celebrity males (again Mel Gibson beat him too it, only he overstepped by being openly being anti-semite...if he'd only been a sexist drunk, he'd probably have been okay).

TonyR
03-02-2011, 08:53 AM
What's funny is it's re-runs literally get better ratings than the first runs of competing shows.

Yup, and they can probably milk another year or two out of it with John Stamos possibly being added to the cast as has been floated.

TonyR
03-02-2011, 08:54 AM
So "Sheen" is in fact a stage name.


You're just now figuring this out? The fact that his brother's name is Emilio Estevez didn't perhaps give this away?

crawdad
03-02-2011, 09:00 AM
Eh, his father goes by a stage name, Martin Sheen is not his real name either. Charlie is many things, but by the time he went into acting his father was a big name, so of course he would keep the family stage name. It doesnt make much difference, everyone knew who Emilio's father was even though he went with Estevez. And Nicholas Cage's real name is Coppola, want to hazard who his uncle is? Hollywood is a tiny world, name change or not, Nick got jobs in the beginning because of his uncle.

As for Charlie, well, being "honest" about his douchebaginess/arrogance is no more real than those putting on the polite face, it's just a different act. funny and bizarre but also an act and been done before. Whitney Houston's Crack is Wack is freakin priceless (for instance, but there are countless others) and asshat entitled celebrity males (again Mel Gibson beat him too it, only he overstepped by being openly being anti-semite...if he'd only been a sexist drunk, he'd probably have been okay).

Hell the Kennedy's behaved like this for years and just kept it behind closed doors.

Miss I. better watch your terminology. Unacceptable in Aspen.

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_17294035?obref=obinsite

Miss I.
03-02-2011, 09:03 AM
Hell the Kennedy's behaved like this for years and just kept it behind closed doors.

Miss I. better watch your terminology. Unacceptable in Aspen.

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_17294035?obref=obinsite

well good thing I am in England then. and wow they have too much time on their hands in Aspen. sheesh.

crawdad
03-02-2011, 09:21 AM
Touche'

Old Dude
03-02-2011, 09:24 AM
As the old saying goes... cocaine is God's way of telling you that you are making too much money.

Rohirrim
03-02-2011, 09:27 AM
At least the ex-wife was able to get the kids out of there:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/02/charlie.sheen.sons/index.html?hpt=T2

Miss I.
03-02-2011, 09:40 AM
oh I take it back, I just saw the other thing, evidently Charlie Sheen also made some sort of incoherent anti-semintic ramblings. he really is Mel Gibson part deux

Chris
03-02-2011, 09:45 AM
He is worse than Mel Gibson

24champ
03-02-2011, 09:50 AM
I'm an F-18 bro.

Chris
03-02-2011, 12:06 PM
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DomCasual
03-02-2011, 12:24 PM
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Awesome.

jhns
03-02-2011, 12:29 PM
He should finish each rant/interview with "cocaine is a hell of a drug."

HILife
03-02-2011, 03:05 PM
lol, some good stuff in this thread.

24champ
03-02-2011, 03:21 PM
http://twitpic.com/45ge8f

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/251027727.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1299109008&Signature=TM2YDO9gB1iODM6k3KXxjtEMVAc%3D

Chris
03-02-2011, 03:25 PM
http://killshopkill.com/blog/ham.jpg

Que
03-02-2011, 04:32 PM
two chicks at once. epic
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/charlie_sheen_girlfriends_describe_PqBFEyfbTgLD9UQ c0lSmJO

Kid A
03-02-2011, 08:39 PM
http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/3bd6062f-a0e7-487b-ad6b-57b96e91a7ca.jpg

Gutless Drunk
03-02-2011, 08:42 PM
28142

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-02-2011, 08:48 PM
http://www.850koa.com/cc-common/charlie_soundboard/player/

Must use this soundboard!

Chris
03-04-2011, 02:05 PM
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Bronco Yoda
03-05-2011, 02:40 AM
They wedge baby.. the goddesses are my wedge!

We could really use them on KO's.

BroncosSR
03-05-2011, 05:28 AM
A local radio station here hired a plane and flew a banner over his house to get him to call in. Kinda funny and it worked...

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20110305_The_Sheen_machine_marches_on__in_Philadel phia__Charlie_bites_on_a_fly-by_invite_from_radio_station_Wired_96_5.html

Beantown Bronco
03-05-2011, 06:56 AM
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Shananahan
03-05-2011, 09:34 AM
Conan had a pretty funny one also.

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epicSocialism4tw
03-05-2011, 09:35 AM
Obama was winning before sheen made it cool:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/imagecache/embedded_img_full/image/image_file/smallbizforum_breakout_CK-0133.jpg

RhymesayersDU
03-05-2011, 05:59 PM
http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

Sheen goes live tonight at 7 PM PST.

UberBroncoMan
03-05-2011, 11:59 PM
http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

Sheen goes live tonight at 7 PM PST.

It was really, really, bad.

He was surrounded by idiots who were the antithesis of funny. It was horribly under-prepared. It went as high as 116-120k, and was around 88-90k at the end.

The phrase "winning" was used way too much by his cohorts which made it less effective. The segments ****ing sucked.

Charlie had the spotlight to make something pretty ****ing epic here. All he did was lose.

RhymesayersDU
03-06-2011, 01:25 AM
It was really, really, bad.

He was surrounded by idiots who were the antithesis of funny. It was horribly under-prepared. It went as high as 116-120k, and was around 88-90k at the end.

The phrase "winning" was used way too much by his cohorts which made it less effective. The segments ****ing sucked.

Charlie had the spotlight to make something pretty ****ing epic here. All he did was lose.

Completely agree. Wasn't funny at all. Charlie is clearly at his best when somebody is interviewing/antagonizing him.

Atwater His Ass
03-06-2011, 02:34 PM
Good for Charlie. **** the haters.

extralife
03-06-2011, 03:09 PM
Completely agree. Wasn't funny at all. Charlie is clearly at his best when somebody is <s>interviewing/antagonizing him</s> writing his jokes for him.

fixed

UberBroncoMan
03-06-2011, 09:12 PM
fixed

Well, whoever it was that scripted his interview "go-to" points. That individual was clearly not a part of Sheen's Korner.

Miss I.
03-06-2011, 10:06 PM
Good for Charlie. **** the haters.

oh yes, good for Charlie Sheen, drug addict, woman beater and complete meltdown of a human being. Oh and did I mention he's an attention whore too? yeah, **** Charlie Sheen I say, but also if you do, be sure to suit up...we all know where he's been because he won't shut up about it.

;D

Atwater His Ass
03-07-2011, 05:45 AM
oh yes, good for Charlie Sheen, drug addict, woman beater and complete meltdown of a human being. Oh and did I mention he's an attention whore too? yeah, **** Charlie Sheen I say, but also if you do, be sure to suit up...we all know where he's been because he won't shut up about it.

;D

So what? The man lives the life he wants to and everybody else wants to know about it. If nobody cared, this would be a non-story. But guess what? They do. Weather it's too feel better about their crappy lives, or just to drag him down, who cares? Anybody who's really comfortable with what they have in their own life doesn't really care and looks on this entire situation from a position of non-interest but with morbid curiostity and the immunity of being an anoymous judge.

The world needs janitors and the world needs people like Charlie Sheen. I'm for one am glad he doesn't bow down to the hypocritcal pressure of the media. Good for him. Keep livin' the dream for all the little people Charlie.

Any man that say she doesn't want to have sex with 5 woman at once is a liar.

OABB
03-07-2011, 08:01 AM
I don't want to have sex wth 5 women at once.

bowtown
03-07-2011, 08:08 AM
So what? The man lives the life he wants to and everybody else wants to know about it. If nobody cared, this would be a non-story. But guess what? They do. Weather it's too feel better about their crappy lives, or just to drag him down, who cares? Anybody who's really comfortable with what they have in their own life doesn't really care and looks on this entire situation from a position of non-interest but with morbid curiostity and the immunity of being an anoymous judge.

The world needs janitors and the world needs people like Charlie Sheen. I'm for one am glad he doesn't bow down to the hypocritcal pressure of the media. Good for him. Keep livin' the dream for all the little people Charlie.

Any man that say she doesn't want to have sex with 5 woman at once is a liar.

Yeah! Keep neglecting your children and beating up women! Damn the man! He should go kill some people too! Stop being hypocrites media, you know you all do tons of drugs, get behind the wheels of cars, and then bloody up a lady or two while your kids are in the next room. Stop pretending like we don't all do these things. The world needs more people like him. If we weren't all so facinated then it wouldn't be a big deal and he would just stop doing all those horrible things he was still doing back when nobody was paying attention to him. Congrats Charlie, keep hope alive for the rest of the criminals in this world!

Idiot.

bowtown
03-07-2011, 08:12 AM
I don't want to have sex wth 5 women at once.

No ****. Pretty sure I might end up crying.

Miss I.
03-07-2011, 08:42 AM
So what? The man lives the life he wants to and everybody else wants to know about it. If nobody cared, this would be a non-story. But guess what? They do. Weather it's too feel better about their crappy lives, or just to drag him down, who cares? Anybody who's really comfortable with what they have in their own life doesn't really care and looks on this entire situation from a position of non-interest but with morbid curiostity and the immunity of being an anoymous judge.

The world needs janitors and the world needs people like Charlie Sheen. I'm for one am glad he doesn't bow down to the hypocritcal pressure of the media. Good for him. Keep livin' the dream for all the little people Charlie.

Any man that say she doesn't want to have sex with 5 woman at once is a liar.

Why are you taking this personally? I just thought what you said was kind of not sure funny is the right word, but needed to be prodded. I find the whole fascination with his meltdown as enlightening about the people commenting on it as Charlie himself (who just happens to be a cokehead who's got access to media, it's a whole lot less fun with people you actually know).

People are reveling in his disintegration and think it's really funny. Well, yeah, okay the catch phrases are funny, but if you really pay attention the guy is one bad dose away from being Corey Haim or River Phoenix. And I've seen this shtick in person with my brother and let me tell you, it's not nearly so funny to watch your own family train wreck and try to take the rest of the family with him. Charlie's not being honest, not being real or any of that other stuff, he's avoiding dealing with his life and placing blame on everyone else (including the TV producer, the wives he's beaten up, etc), while milking it for all the publicity he can get.

Do I think the media that question him are contributing to it (and being hypocritical)? Absolutely. It makes for ratings and above all else the media is a business and businesses want to make money. As long as Charlie the monkey continues to dance and entertain they will milk it from all angles (e.g. poor Charlie the movie star under so much pressure, Charlie the tragic drug addict, Charlie the media whore, Charlie the wifebeating selfish asshat).

But media hypocricy aside, Charlie is responsible for the person he's becoming or unbecoming and while it's sad, he's doing it to himself and worse yet to those around him. He's suiciding, just more slowly than other routes.

ElwayMD
03-07-2011, 08:59 AM
I don't want to have sex wth 5 women at once.

agreed...it sounds good on paper, but probably not as good as advertised.

Miss I.
03-07-2011, 09:05 AM
agreed...it sounds good on paper, but probably not as good as advertised.

I would think sex with 5 women on paper might hurt..think of the possible paper cuts alone. ;D

Chris
03-07-2011, 09:12 AM
Wonder what the reaction would be if he died.

Lost.

ElwayMD
03-07-2011, 09:39 AM
I would think sex with 5 women on paper might hurt..think of the possible paper cuts alone. ;D

It's better than having sex with 5 women on principle. That would just make coming back to my school the next day awkward. :approve: (yeah yeah I know they aren't spelled the same)

Miss I.
03-07-2011, 09:50 AM
It's better than having sex with 5 women on principle. That would just make coming back to my school the next day awkward. :approve: (yeah yeah I know they aren't spelled the same)

it's good. I like it. Could be worse, I wanted to make the how do you make a hormone joke, but it really doesn't work in print so well. ;D

Chris
03-07-2011, 09:51 AM
Good article from the times

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/07/business/media/07sheen.html?pagewanted=1&ref=business&src=me

OABB
03-07-2011, 10:50 AM
No ****. Pretty sure I might end up crying.


I end up crying with one woman. Why would I want to dissapoint 5 women at once?

Smiling Assassin27
03-07-2011, 03:50 PM
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men,' effective immediately."



(not) winning.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/

Shananahan
03-07-2011, 03:50 PM
Good for Charlie. **** the haters.
http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/17396782484263581969.jpg

Boobs McGee
03-07-2011, 06:54 PM
two chicks at once. epic
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/charlie_sheen_girlfriends_describe_PqBFEyfbTgLD9UQ c0lSmJO

I dunno about anyone else but there's NO WAY IN HELL I'd let my kids (if I had any) near those two women, one of whom is a porn star and the other who is coked out of her mind during a national interview.

No thank you.

Miss I.
03-07-2011, 11:01 PM
(not) winning.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/

I wonder though. If he's guaranteed the money even if he's fired, I suppose he won because he will get the money for doing nothing (well which is essentially acting anyway). He might just have played these guys. If that's the case, finest acting Charlie has done to date. ;D

PS now that he's gone, who does he get replaced with? Hmm, Michael J. Fox would be funny since he replaced him on Spin City. Or better yet, let's fast forward and make all the characters older so you could cast Martin Sheen as Charlie. ;D

Archer81
03-08-2011, 12:05 AM
So what? The man lives the life he wants to and everybody else wants to know about it. If nobody cared, this would be a non-story. But guess what? They do. Weather it's too feel better about their crappy lives, or just to drag him down, who cares? Anybody who's really comfortable with what they have in their own life doesn't really care and looks on this entire situation from a position of non-interest but with morbid curiostity and the immunity of being an anoymous judge.

The world needs janitors and the world needs people like Charlie Sheen. I'm for one am glad he doesn't bow down to the hypocritcal pressure of the media. Good for him. Keep livin' the dream for all the little people Charlie.

Any man that say she doesn't want to have sex with 5 woman at once is a liar.


I dont want to have any form of sex with 5 women at once. I am not lying. I would not want to have sex with 5 men at once. Its too complicated and not nearly as fun as it is one on one.

Sheen is a trainwreck. There is nothing honorable about what he is saying or doing. He will be on next year's Oscars as "people we lost the last year".

:Broncos:

cutthemdown
03-08-2011, 12:11 AM
Yeah 5 way to many. The pressure of having to give 5 orgasms would be sort of a bummer. Any man who says he can for sure satisfy 5 women is probably kidding themselves. They better like to eat pussy!

Now a weekend, couple cases of beer, 10 or so viagra and it's doable.

cutthemdown
03-08-2011, 12:12 AM
Sheen is a trainwreck though. If I was him I would start planning the rehab stint, try and get people to feel sorry for me, get kids, back, try and get job back!!!! Then do it all over again baby!!

Doggcow
03-08-2011, 12:55 AM
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03-10-2011, 02:16 PM
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jhns
03-10-2011, 02:27 PM
Yeah 5 way to many. The pressure of having to give 5 orgasms would be sort of a bummer. Any man who says he can for sure satisfy 5 women is probably kidding themselves. They better like to eat p***Y!

Now a weekend, couple cases of beer, 10 or so viagra and it's doable.

Who says you have to please the women? It isn't like you are looking for a girlfriend at the gang bang. I wouod do 5 women amd be ok with the fact that I am the only one wapking away satisfied.

OABB
03-10-2011, 02:32 PM
Who says you have to please the women? It isn't like you are looking for a girlfriend at the gang bang. I wouod do 5 women amd be ok with the fact that I am the only one wapking away satisfied.

You are all man. I will say that most orgies have a "no comicbook guy from the simpsons lookalikes allowed" policy.

jhns
03-10-2011, 02:35 PM
You are all man. I will say that most orgies have a "no comicbook guy from the simpsons lookalikes allowed" policy.

Is that why you are never in them?

Burn....

OABB
03-10-2011, 02:38 PM
Is that why you are never in them?

Burn....

Ouch. Skin melting off....3rd degree.

bombay
03-10-2011, 02:46 PM
who?

bowtown
03-10-2011, 02:50 PM
Emilio Estevez's brother

jhns
03-10-2011, 02:55 PM
Ouch. Skin melting off....3rd degree.

Will you be my friend? We could pretend we are superheros and fight trolls. We could even make up cool superhero nicknames.

OABB
03-10-2011, 03:00 PM
Will you be my friend? We could pretend we are superheros and fight trolls. We could even make up cool superhero nicknames.

He'll yeah jhns! I thought you'd never ask. If you are comicbook guy than who am I?

jhns
03-10-2011, 03:41 PM
He'll yeah jhns! I thought you'd never ask. If you are comicbook guy than who am I?

I have been thinking long and hard about this and have come up with multiple names for you to chose from. We could just be the comicbook guys. Or you could be:

Lightning Emperer
Strawberry Soldier
Epsilon Anaconda
The White Gutsy Sword
Silly Striking Knight
Golden Foghorn

OK, I really got those from here http://online-generator.com/name-generator/superhero-name-generator.php

You could go something classy like corninthetoilet.

OABB
03-10-2011, 04:06 PM
Corninthetoilet doesn't strike fear in anyone. I assume I will be the Braun and you the brains? How about the bruise? In honor of Eddie.

jhns
03-10-2011, 04:09 PM
I assume I will be the Braun and you the brains?

We may be in trouble.

OABB
03-10-2011, 04:19 PM
We may be in trouble.

It will be a short run, that's for sure.

Swedish Extrovert
03-11-2011, 01:02 AM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/254745/CHARLIE-SHEEN-TIGER-BLOOD.jpg

Here's one pic of Charlie drinking something red and labeled tiger blood with Natalie Kenly, one of his goddesses; see the rest of the gallery here (http://bauergriffinonline.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-chugs-tigers-blo.php?bfm_index=0&bfm_page=0). You can watch video of the whole scene at TMZ. Charlie can be heard whooping and hollering from the roof, and when asked about his future prospects, he replies, "Free at last ... free at last."