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ak1971
02-07-2011, 07:12 PM
Just logged in and found this...thanks for making my day!

Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard



Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.


STFU s_ithead, before you get your head kicked in.
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Archer81
02-07-2011, 07:16 PM
Just logged in and found this...thanks for making my day!

Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard



Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.


STFU s_ithead, before you get your head kicked in.
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Who?


:Broncos:

ak1971
02-07-2011, 07:17 PM
Who?


:Broncos:

fake acct I assume...maybe I can get him blown by a midget... that should lighten him up

baja
02-07-2011, 07:17 PM
Oh that's one of Montrose's accounts.

schaaf
02-07-2011, 07:18 PM
who dat?

TDmvp
02-07-2011, 07:18 PM
Just logged in and found this...thanks for making my day!

Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard



Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.


STFU s_ithead, before you get your head kicked in.
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I can think of way more painful ways to die , hell those 2 he said would be quick. Whoever sent that to you is very unoriginal as well as a douche

schaaf
02-07-2011, 07:18 PM
Oh that's one of Montrose's accounts.

ahhh i see hahahaROFL!

Archer81
02-07-2011, 07:20 PM
fake acct I assume...maybe I can get him blown by a midget... that should lighten him up



I doubt it. He is already wanting death by trash compactor.


:Broncos:

ak1971
02-07-2011, 07:22 PM
I doubt it. He is already wanting death by trash compactor.


:Broncos:

maybe its some weird auto asphyxiation thing except with a trash compactor

Archer81
02-07-2011, 07:26 PM
maybe its some weird auto asphyxiation thing except with a trash compactor


It's possible.

He could be obsessed with you, and because he can't have you wants to make sure no one else can have you, either.

Watch your six.

:Broncos:

Punisher
02-07-2011, 07:28 PM
lmao! by a garbage compactor that's pure gold

HILife
02-07-2011, 07:29 PM
Who is that? Never seen that name before.

Dudeskey
02-07-2011, 07:31 PM
1st two pretty funny, but threats of violence? Not cool, whoever sent you that.

gunns
02-07-2011, 07:31 PM
I'd really like to know what you posted to cause such violent thoughts. I always enjoy reading something that I know will send someone over the edge. :giggle:

Punisher
02-07-2011, 07:33 PM
Or maybe me and you can get tortured together

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Jm5EiqIGLM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ak1971
02-07-2011, 07:35 PM
I'd really like to know what you posted to cause such violent thoughts. I always enjoy reading something that I know will send someone over the edge. :giggle:

I'm assuming not a big fan of midget porn or whatever weird **** I'm into ...

gunns
02-07-2011, 07:35 PM
Maybe it's from the porn star thread and it's a woman and she's 3'8".

Edit: LOL just read your response. Great minds think a like!

ak1971
02-07-2011, 07:36 PM
Maybe it's from the porn star thread and it's a woman and she's 3'8".

Edit: LOL just read your response. Great minds think a like!

If we have 3'8" women posting on the mane...Taco has gained new respect

Punisher
02-07-2011, 07:37 PM
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lol why does Dolph always end up being tortured

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/siarijr-LlE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO!

baja
02-07-2011, 07:38 PM
Maybe it's from the porn star thread and it's a woman and she's 3'8".

Edit: LOL just read your response. Great minds think a like!

Does that mean the trash compactor was a Freudian slip or was she just trying to bring him down to her level

Kaylore
02-07-2011, 07:41 PM
Not bad. Here's a neg rep I got for disagreeing with someone.

blow it out you Ass .prick!!!
I think I positive reped him so he responded with this:

you state that like you actulay know Dennison .what a **** face you are!judge a person you do not know our really what style he would use. you ****ing suck

Then this ironic conclusion
I could care ****ing less what other people think! and you talking about a person you know nothing about will come back on you ..good luck with that when it happens!

Houshyamama
02-07-2011, 07:45 PM
Just logged in and found this...thanks for making my day!

Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard



Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.


STFU s_ithead, before you get your head kicked in.
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C3PO! C3PO! Shut Down ALL THE GARBAGE SMASHERS ON THE ORANGEMANE LEVEL!!

gunns
02-07-2011, 07:46 PM
Does that mean the trash compactor was a Freudian slip or was she just trying to bring him down to her level

I think so. His post gave the impression she would be doing all the work.

ak1971
02-07-2011, 07:51 PM
Does that mean the trash compactor was a Freudian slip or was she just trying to bring him down to her level

thats awesome.LOL

broncosteven
02-07-2011, 08:37 PM
I'm assuming not a big fan of midget porn or whatever weird **** I'm into ...

Maybe he got Midget confused with Muppet?

TheReverend
02-07-2011, 08:45 PM
That was me getting even for your terrible investment advice.

broncosteven
02-07-2011, 08:48 PM
That was me getting even for your terrible investment advice.

Who invests in 2" dildo's for midgets?

TheReverend
02-07-2011, 08:49 PM
Who invests in 2" dilrod's for midgets?

Wrong key. It was 2' not 2"

broncosteven
02-07-2011, 08:51 PM
Wrong key. It was 2' not 2"

I am typing tits and dildo and I think the words the swear filter changed are much better than what I typed!

ak1971
02-07-2011, 08:59 PM
That was me getting even for your terrible investment advice.

whats wrong with a 4-1 reverse split and a 75% drop?

TheReverend
02-07-2011, 09:07 PM
whats wrong with a 4-1 reverse split and a 75% drop?

Haha, PM me if you got anything you feel good about short term/long term (srs). In a similar vein, I popped into Ford Preferred Shares on the dip for the gaudy dividend and a nice lack of premium on the ratio to common.

broncosteven
02-07-2011, 09:07 PM
whats wrong with a 4-1 reverse split and a 75% drop?

So now is the time to buy?

ak1971
02-07-2011, 09:11 PM
So now is the time to buy?

if you want to lose 10-15% a month

wow..I just watched a dude swing out as window on an intestine and saw Jessica Alba naked...

broncosteven
02-07-2011, 09:16 PM
if you want to lose 10-15% a month

wow..I just watched a dude swing out as window on an intestine and saw Jessica Alba naked...

Which was better?

bronco militia
02-07-2011, 09:44 PM
if you want to lose 10-15% a month

wow..I just watched a dude swing out as window on an intestine and saw Jessica Alba naked...

machete!!!!!!!!!!

bronco militia
02-07-2011, 09:47 PM
and to add....for a junkie, Lindsey Lohan has a nice rack ;D

Dr. Broncenstein
02-07-2011, 10:33 PM
and to add....for a junkie, Lindsey Lohan has a nice rack ;D

They say she's retarded. But those t!tties aint retarded.

Pony Boy
02-07-2011, 10:44 PM
I can think of way more painful ways to die , hell those 2 he said would be quick. Whoever sent that to you is very unoriginal as well as a douche

The cool way to off someone is with a "captive bolt pistol" with compressed air (cattle gun) it's painless and leaves no mess. Like the one used in the movie "No Country for Old Men".

Archer81
02-07-2011, 10:48 PM
The cool way to off someone is with a "captive bolt pistol" with compressed air (cattle gun) it's painless and leaves no mess. Like the one used in the movie "No Country for Old Men".


You have to carry around a CO2 cannister. Cuts down on the badassery if you have to lug it around. And not too many people can get away with a dora the explorer haircut.


:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
02-07-2011, 10:49 PM
The cool way to off someone is with a "captive bolt pistol" with compressed air (cattle gun) it's painless and leaves no mess. Like the one used in the movie "No Country for Old Men".

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqr1VODkXu4apntUtqaEBLxIa-ZdEgbSAReXlESPQYJc-A1TJf2w

Interesting, friendo.

Archer81
02-07-2011, 10:50 PM
They say she's retarded. But those t!tties aint retarded.


How attractive are they really? They are attached to the mummy of nefertiri...you can see every bone in her body. If you hit it, you'd grind away your pubic bone from the friction.


:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
02-07-2011, 10:53 PM
How attractive are they really? They are attached to the mummy of nefertiri...you can see every bone in her body. If you hit it, you'd grind away your pubic bone from the friction.


:Broncos:

I'll readily admit that I find her more arousing than a hairy male ass. I'm pretty sure most dudes poop from there.

Archer81
02-07-2011, 11:04 PM
I'll readily admit that I find her more arousing than a hairy male ass. I'm pretty sure most dudes poop from there.


Skeletor could have the greatest ass on earth, does not mean I would find it attractive.

Unless you are into coked out skanks?

:Broncos:

Pony Boy
02-07-2011, 11:07 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqr1VODkXu4apntUtqaEBLxIa-ZdEgbSAReXlESPQYJc-A1TJf2w

Interesting, friendo.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wkh6if8TL2U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Dr. Broncenstein
02-07-2011, 11:11 PM
Skeletor could have the greatest ass on earth, does not mean I would find it attractive.

Unless you are into coked out skanks?

:Broncos:

Depends on their motorboatablity. Linsday is motorboatable even though she has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

Los Broncos
02-07-2011, 11:14 PM
He's a pretty nice guy.

Jason in LA
02-07-2011, 11:18 PM
Sounded like Slap for a second. But then I thought that it wasn't possible. Slap would have wished all that on your family too. ;D

broncocalijohn
02-07-2011, 11:19 PM
AK, since you are related to SPdirty, maybe CBF1 pays you in neg PM and that is his alternate ego.

Archer81
02-07-2011, 11:29 PM
Depends on their motorboatablity. Linsday is motorboatable even though she has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.


I believe Lindsay's rack is actually where she hides her stash during police searches.

:Broncos:

That One Guy
02-08-2011, 06:55 AM
:worthless

(Lindsey's rack not SirH being fat, gay, or whatever)

Archer81
02-08-2011, 06:59 AM
:worthless

(Lindsey's rack not SirH being fat, gay, or whatever)


An ethiopian is considered fat when compared to Lindsay.


:Broncos:

That One Guy
02-08-2011, 07:00 AM
An ethiopian is considered fat when compared to Lindsay.


:Broncos:

But if they have knockers like she used to, they're more than welcome to eat at my table.

That One Guy
02-08-2011, 07:08 AM
And this is what I'll always remember her as. Not those ones where she's coked out and nasty.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nNxUHvbVLuA/TPOTJglaoXI/AAAAAAAAADg/XqSX1bnwiqI/s1600/bikini-lindsay-lohan-6.jpg

bronco militia
02-08-2011, 08:01 AM
just go out and rent Machette, ya fags

;D

HILife
02-08-2011, 08:26 AM
And this is what I'll always remember her as. Not those ones where she's coked out and nasty.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nNxUHvbVLuA/TPOTJglaoXI/AAAAAAAAADg/XqSX1bnwiqI/s1600/bikini-lindsay-lohan-6.jpg

Do I see lips?

That One Guy
02-08-2011, 08:43 AM
Do I see lips?

haha... I didn't notice but I think you do...

But since you mention it, I'd rather see them that way than the roast beef wrestling match that it looked like uncovered.

ACK!

That One Guy
02-08-2011, 08:44 AM
just go out and rent Machette, ya fags

;D

What is Machette?

bronco militia
02-08-2011, 08:50 AM
What is Machette?

I ment Machete :clown:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/

Most of Machete's critics that have given overall negative reviews, have fallen into a trap of their own devices. Machete is an exploitation film and was advertised as such. By definition, and exploitation film will include excessive violence, gore, nudity, and be high on intentional corny lines while low on plot devices and character development. To give low ratings to Machete because of one's distaste for the genre, would be like saying "The Shinning was awful because I don't like horror."

Ha!

oubronco
02-08-2011, 08:50 AM
Oh how the mighty have fallen

http://img.brothersoft.com/screenshots/softimage/l/lindsay_lohan_sex-e_screensaver-29483-1.jpeghttp://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/bodies/lindsay_lohan.jpg

Chris
02-08-2011, 08:55 AM
A certain poster with lots of stars in his name LOVES the neg rep.

Taco John
02-08-2011, 08:58 AM
It's a unique IP. He got himself a ban...

:ban:


Violent threats are not accepted.

Gcver2ver3
02-08-2011, 09:27 AM
meh...

i have a few neg reps, got a couple name calling ones from lex...

nothing noteworthy...

loborugger
02-08-2011, 09:28 AM
How attractive are they really? They are attached to the mummy of nefertiri...you can see every bone in her body. If you hit it, you'd grind away your pubic bone from the friction.


:Broncos:

I kinda assumed that the rack we saw in the Machete movie was a body double. I dont remember actually seeing the boobs and the face together at the same time. Disclaimer - I only saw the movie once.

bronco militia
02-08-2011, 09:35 AM
I kinda assumed that the rack we saw in the Machete movie was a body double. I dont remember actually seeing the boobs and the face together at the same time. Disclaimer - I only saw the movie once.

yeah, I think the pool scene is a body double, but not the church scene.

jhns
02-08-2011, 09:36 AM
I kinda assumed that the rack we saw in the Machete movie was a body double. I dont remember actually seeing the boobs and the face together at the same time. Disclaimer - I only saw the movie once.

It doesn't look like its her in the water scenes but they show her entire upper body/face in the scene where she wakes up on the couch with that other chick.

Chris
02-08-2011, 09:37 AM
The question is was that Joan Rivers' body?

broncocalijohn
02-08-2011, 11:47 AM
I ment Machete :clown:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/

Most of Machete's critics that have given overall negative reviews, have fallen into a trap of their own devices. Machete is an exploitation film and was advertised as such. By definition, and exploitation film will include excessive violence, gore, nudity, and be high on intentional corny lines while low on plot devices and character development. To give low ratings to Machete because of one's distaste for the genre, would be like saying "The Shinning was awful because I don't like horror."

Ha!

Best would be the last fight where every Chicano and Chica were running or driving to the destination and last one there was the ice cream push cart vendor. If that aint over the top expoitation, I dont know what is.

HILife
02-09-2011, 05:38 AM
haha... I didn't notice but I think you do...

But since you mention it, I'd rather see them that way than the roast beef wrestling match that it looked like uncovered.

ACK!

eewwww. Well, I'm turned off.

ZachKC
02-09-2011, 10:54 AM
Some people take this **** way serious.

ZachKC
02-09-2011, 11:11 AM
Every time you post here, you put Gary Cobb at risk.

Nah, we are both self employed.

I will let you and others waste time being my stalker.

ZachKC
02-09-2011, 11:39 AM
lol @ Powder's deleted post.

Pony Boy
02-09-2011, 11:47 AM
The question is was that Joan Rivers' body?

She's 78 freaking years old ........ you are one sick pup ROFL!

CPA
01-03-2013, 01:15 PM
Hate to necro a thread, but just received very similar PM today at a totally different forum unrelated to sports, Orangemane or the Broncos. Seems that this person has been making this PM for years across many, many websites and has been banned in the thousands of times.

Only reason I posted this was when I did a google search on the first sentence of his PM, this thread was in the top 10 of results. lol.

Archer81
01-03-2013, 01:43 PM
I was on fire in this thread.

:Broncos:

bronco militia
01-03-2013, 02:25 PM
LOL


NSFW

Machete swings through a window with a guys intestine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IcQ34_Edng

Kaylore
01-03-2013, 02:33 PM
This is the hottest Lindsay ever looked.

http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/e/j/ej0gs5h86j9fj6f5.jpg

It was downhill after this came out, actually.

TheReverend
01-03-2013, 02:50 PM
This is the hottest Lindsay ever looked.

http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/e/j/ej0gs5h86j9fj6f5.jpg

It was downhill after this came out, actually.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_evU7Ka2mO_k/TFkPZpU_3lI/AAAAAAAAAew/AXPbX2Bf9lQ/s640/1.jpghttp://www.1800-sports.com/images/lindsey-lohan-sexy.jpg

sinuous sausage
01-03-2013, 07:25 PM
This is the hottest Lindsay ever looked.

http://bunow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lindsay-lohan-parent-trap.jpg

It was downhill after this came out, actually.

fixed

theAPAOps5
01-03-2013, 07:38 PM
Not bad. Here's a neg rep I got for disagreeing with someone.


I think I positive reped him so he responded with this:



Then this ironic conclusion

Ah that sounds like CasinoRoy........er I mean Action!

theAPAOps5
01-03-2013, 07:42 PM
It's a unique IP. He got himself a ban...

:ban:


Violent threats are not accepted.

Good job but you do know that a unique IP means nothing right? I mean we get out monthly visit from old what's his face BroncosLB something or other.

Not that there is anything the mods can do. Just I doubt he is some random dude.

maven
01-03-2013, 07:46 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_evU7Ka2mO_k/TFkPZpU_3lI/AAAAAAAAAew/AXPbX2Bf9lQ/s640/1.jpghttp://www.1800-sports.com/images/lindsey-lohan-sexy.jpg

I agree she looked the best here. But, that's like most women. Young, perky tatas, smooth skin body. Pretty much all women look best at this age.

theAPAOps5
01-03-2013, 07:50 PM
I agree she looked the best here. But, that's like most women. Young, perky tatas, smooth skin body. Pretty much all women look best at this age.

So all women turn to coke, alcohol, and shoplifting then. Because to me it wasn't age that did her in, it was blow, vodka, the point and click purge diet, and lack of nude spreads when she was still hot that did her in.

Bacchus
01-04-2013, 01:12 AM
1st two pretty funny, but threats of violence? Not cool, whoever sent you that.

Threats of violence are awesome. I once slaughtered 46 pigs because they were diseased, but I did it because it was fun.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-04-2013, 02:22 AM
Threats of violence are awesome. I once slaughtered 46 pigs because they were diseased, but I did it because it was fun.

you evil soulless psycho. you sir you need help or a job at a slaughterhouse

Jetmeck
01-04-2013, 02:35 AM
Funny stuff. Got a few of those.
Not losing any sleep over it.
Some people can't handle the truth when they hear it.