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DomCasual
02-04-2011, 11:45 AM
Oh, Albert.

I wonder if Shanny is thinking about how nice those golf courses were in his year off.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6090069&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault in Virginia. Police say he threw a punch at a fellow motorist Wednesday in a Washington, D.C., suburb.

Smiling Assassin27
02-04-2011, 11:57 AM
Bring him in!

vancejohnson82
02-04-2011, 12:10 PM
moron would be a compliment for this guy

Rohirrim
02-04-2011, 12:12 PM
Ha! Fat, dumb and violent is no way to go through life.

loborugger
02-04-2011, 12:14 PM
McD could now bring him in. Smarter and better, high quality players. That was his motto.

Signed,
Jhns.

_Oro_
02-04-2011, 12:31 PM
If only we had Shanny, then we would really have a chance to bring him in.

BroncosMT
02-04-2011, 12:59 PM
McD could now bring him in. Smarter and better, high quality players. That was his motto.

Signed,
Jhns.

Hilarious!

listopencil
02-04-2011, 01:56 PM
Fairfax County authorities said arrangements have been made through Haynesworth's attorney to meet with them to receive a summons-releasable warrant sometime next week.Haynesworth, 29, allegedly threw a punch to the nose of Joel Velazques, 38, of Leesburg, Va.

Velazques told ESPN that after their vehicles jockeyed for road space in Reston, Va., a person he recognized as Haynesworth got out of a Ford F-150 truck with Tennessee license plates and confronted Velazques and attempted to punch him in the nose, but Velazques walked slowly backwards and Haynesworth fell on his belly. Haynesworth then laid on his belly for "about five minutes" before Velazques got back in his car and left the scene.


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LRtagger
02-04-2011, 02:08 PM
.

que haynesworth gif

Kaylore
02-04-2011, 02:12 PM
He's like IHOP but a better player.

Popcorn Sutton
02-04-2011, 03:21 PM
Haynesworth fell on his belly. Haynesworth then laid on his belly for "about five minutes" before Velazques got back in his car and left the scene.

WTF?? LOL

listopencil
02-04-2011, 03:30 PM
WTF?? LOL

I added that because, in my mind's eye, that's what really happened. Or at least it's funnier than the truth and I'm not a journalist. Either way.

rmsanger
02-04-2011, 03:49 PM
he'll be working at Subway or selling phones by June...

Los Broncos
02-04-2011, 03:51 PM
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Wtf, laid on his belly for five mins Hilarious!

jhns
02-04-2011, 03:52 PM
Hilarious!

Stop laughing. That wasn't funny...

Los Broncos
02-04-2011, 03:55 PM
Stop laughing. That wasn't funny...

What?

jhns
02-04-2011, 03:58 PM
What?

When?

broncocalijohn
02-04-2011, 04:01 PM
When?

about 10 posts ago. Ramblin cant keep up or remember 5 posts from before. Much smoking in his years has clouded the mind.

Los Broncos
02-04-2011, 04:09 PM
When?

Where?

gunns
02-04-2011, 04:19 PM
Where?

How?

Tombstone RJ
02-04-2011, 04:20 PM
the real question is why?

Los Broncos
02-04-2011, 04:56 PM
the real question is why?

What?

BroncoHI
02-04-2011, 05:19 PM
Now he decides to get aggressive!

orange crusher
02-04-2011, 05:24 PM
The lie detector test will set him free!

DomCasual
02-04-2011, 06:03 PM
What?

When?

DomCasual
02-04-2011, 06:04 PM
The lie detector test will set him free!

Yeah, I would bet it's already been administered.

Los Broncos
02-04-2011, 08:12 PM
When?

Now?

colonelbeef
02-05-2011, 09:11 AM
Oh, Albert.

I wonder if Shanny is thinking about how nice those golf courses were in his year off.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6090069&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault in Virginia. Police say he threw a punch at a fellow motorist Wednesday in a Washington, D.C., suburb.

This only makes Shanahan look that much better for benching his entitled fat ass.

schaaf
02-05-2011, 10:24 AM
Next will come the conditioning test that takes him 3 weeks to complete

elsid13
02-05-2011, 10:37 AM
This only makes Shanahan look that much better for benching his entitled fat ass.

Shanahan coming out the winner on the PR battle on this one. Even Danny boy has attempted to distance himself from IHop squared.

Baba Booey
02-05-2011, 10:40 AM
Way to go Fat Albert.

And the wheels on the bus go round and round.

The Moops
02-08-2011, 04:15 AM
Wow, did not see that coming LOL