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Archer81
02-03-2011, 08:54 AM
Continuation of the worst superhero movie EVAR poll...


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Old Dude
02-03-2011, 09:11 AM
I think you should have had the 1990 version of Captain America on there as well. In many ways it was a step back from the atrocious 1980 version - hard as that is to believe.

tsiguy96
02-03-2011, 09:12 AM
http://www.polarblairsden.com/tvnickfury01.jpg

oubronco
02-03-2011, 09:14 AM
What was the one with Dennis Rodman in it

DrFate
02-03-2011, 09:36 AM
I liked The Phantom. Kristy Swanson AND Katherine-Zeta Jones?

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Kaylore
02-03-2011, 09:38 AM
Howard the Duck doesn't belong on this list. He's not a super hero.

McDman
02-03-2011, 09:39 AM
Dick Tracy was an awesome movie.

DrFate
02-03-2011, 09:41 AM
Howard the Duck doesn't belong on this list. He's not a super hero.

I don't entirely disagree - but he is a Marvel Comics property.

Red Sonja wasn't a super hero either... But it's fun either way ;D

The worst pseudo-super hero movie i've seen (and the worst movie I've seen, I think) was Highlander - The Source (Adrian Paul on the Syfy channel)

it was hard to watch

Archer81
02-03-2011, 09:43 AM
Howard the Duck doesn't belong on this list. He's not a super hero.


He saves the world. He comes from a different planet. He gets the girl...(kinda creepy).

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TheReverend
02-03-2011, 09:53 AM
Howard the Duck doesn't belong on this list. He's not a super hero.

Lea Thompson's underwear scene provided me with my first ever female induced erection. For that alone, I agree that Howard the Duck doesn't belong on this list.

Smiling Assassin27
02-03-2011, 09:56 AM
InfraMan was pretty bad:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ec_bXQZWE2E/TO1ypC3wZqI/AAAAAAAAIMI/koEWHD1ivvs/s1600/Inframan1.jpg

and Goldar:

http://www.coolstuffvideos.com/images/spacegi4.JPG

and Specterman

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRtkIdeFyLLf8zsM7HIYrNy3M2H_3RL pWW3y_XSY68Qrn4O4cC&t=1

Pick Six
02-03-2011, 10:09 AM
From that list, Barb Wire has my vote. It was so bad that I couldn't even get excited for Pamela Anderson in leather...

ElwayMD
02-03-2011, 10:48 AM
Xmen Origins: Wolverine gets the nod just for the sheer fact that they introduce Gambit, one of my all time favorite Xmen and then give him 2 minutes of screen time. Complete waste of one of the better Xmen characters in my opinion.

TheReverend
02-03-2011, 11:02 AM
Xmen Origins: Wolverine gets the nod just for the sheer fact that they introduce Gambit, one of my all time favorite Xmen and then give him 2 minutes of screen time. Complete waste of one of the better Xmen characters in my opinion.

Butchering Deadpool's story was unforgivable.

boppool
02-03-2011, 11:19 AM
What was the one with Dennis Rodman in it

http://randomonious.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/double-team.jpg

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/german-dvds/1374-1.jpg

Not sure which was worse, but he could definately challenge Shaq for the worst athlete turned actor category.

jutang
02-03-2011, 11:21 AM
Mint Berry crunch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeDsVHpUMXE&feature=related

RunSilentRunDeep
02-03-2011, 11:41 AM
Apache Chief. Lame and racist.

Inkana7
02-03-2011, 11:47 AM
Holy ****, I had totally forgotten that I had even seen the Captain America movie. That thing really blew.

Shoemaker
02-03-2011, 12:23 PM
I'm offended that Flash Gordon is even on this list.

Between Brian Blessed and the Queen soundtrack, that movie is nothing but fantastic.

Voted for Wolverine due to the meaningless cameos and absolute butchering of Deadpool.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-03-2011, 01:03 PM
The way to do these polls is to go two at a time, like a basketball bracket. Which was worse? Elektra or Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?

That's the only way to crown a true champion of suck.

Hogan11
02-03-2011, 01:58 PM
http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/Banzai/banzai10.jpg

I present The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....one of the very worst films I've ever had to endure.

Kaylore
02-03-2011, 02:14 PM
I don't entirely disagree - but he is a Marvel Comics property.

Red Sonja wasn't a super hero either... But it's fun either way ;D

The worst pseudo-super hero movie i've seen (and the worst movie I've seen, I think) was Highlander - The Source (Adrian Paul on the Syfy channel)

it was hard to watch

I saw that. I was a fan of the series and the original movie, which both as much as I like, are really a guilty pleasure as they are terrible. Yeah that movie was absolutely terrible. Same with "Endgame" where they went through the trouble of getting all the original cast back together to have Bruce Payne scream all his lines. Man, those movies sucked.

You want one worse, though, watch Bruce Payne and his blue lipstick in the Dungeons and Dragons movie. There are dwarves with yarn for beards. They even got Jeremy Irons for that crap.

Archer81
02-03-2011, 02:21 PM
The way to do these polls is to go two at a time, like a basketball bracket. Which was worse? Elektra or Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?

That's the only way to crown a true champion of suck.


That's the plan.

After a week or so I will create a third poll with the two "winners" in these two polls. It will be the ultimate worst superhero movie evar.

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Archer81
02-03-2011, 02:23 PM
http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/Banzai/banzai10.jpg

I present The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....one of the very worst films I've ever had to endure.


It's not my damn planet, monkeh boy!


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Boobs McGee
02-03-2011, 04:08 PM
chris, no option for ghostrider, still??

HorseHead
02-03-2011, 04:32 PM
Aquaman....not even close bitc-es....

OABB
02-03-2011, 04:43 PM
Lea Thompson's underwear scene provided me with my first ever female induced erection. For that alone, I agree that Howard the Duck doesn't belong on this list.

Just curious. Who was your first male induced one?

listopencil
02-03-2011, 05:01 PM
Lea Thompson's underwear scene provided me with my first ever female induced erection. For that alone, I agree that Howard the Duck doesn't belong on this list.


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Pick Six
02-03-2011, 05:16 PM
Blankman, with Damon Wayans, was pretty bad. If they had played it like a parody, it wouldn't be so bad. However, they thought they were being serious (or, at least, semi-serious)....

Hogan11
02-03-2011, 06:15 PM
It's not my damn planet, monkeh boy!


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The only good thing about that ridiculous movie was it's theme song

Lycan
02-03-2011, 07:35 PM
Deadpool is one of my favorite characters so that atrocity of a movie Wolverine gets my vote.