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DomCasual
01-26-2011, 12:35 PM
Sorry we missed it, man. I hope it was a great one.

OABB
01-26-2011, 12:38 PM
Happy Birthday Jay!

I hope you like your gift. a 7-9 playoff team on the road!

bendog
01-26-2011, 12:38 PM
man, sharing a birthday with lambchop would suck.

jhns
01-26-2011, 12:39 PM
Speak for yourself. I didn't miss it. In fact, I jumped out of his cake all naked. It was good times.

OABB
01-26-2011, 12:43 PM
Speak for yourself. I didn't miss it. In fact, I jumped out of his cake all naked. It was good times.

Does he fumble balls as much when not playing?

bendog
01-26-2011, 12:47 PM
I bet his girlfried didn't even give him anything.

jhns
01-26-2011, 12:47 PM
Does he fumble balls as much when not playing?

I wouldn't know since he wasn't there. I just do that on my own on peoples birthdays.

OABB
01-26-2011, 12:49 PM
I wouldn't know since he wasn't there. I just do that on my own on peoples birthdays.

I'll have to try that. how do you bake yourself into the cake?

DomCasual
01-26-2011, 12:50 PM
Does he fumble balls as much when not playing?

Let's not get off track. This thread is about celebrating Jay's special day.

OABB
01-26-2011, 12:51 PM
Let's not get off track. This thread is about celebrating Jay's special day.

good point. I know what happens here when you insult someone in a birthday thread.

bendog
01-26-2011, 12:59 PM
The top ten birthday presents for Jay Cutler

A hooker, cause you know his girlfriend isn’t giving him anything

A steakhouse that doesn’t leave you feeling hungry and dissed.

An offensive line

Shaffer, D.R. (2009). Social and personality development (6th ed.) Belmont, CA: Wadsworth.

A silver pocket watch to keep in his pocket to remind him of heart.

Neck liposuction.

Roller skates, so he can backpeddle faster

Lancets and needles

Ipod Headphones that actually look like the headphones to the upstairs booth

Josh McDaniels .... for just five minutes.

strafen
01-26-2011, 01:29 PM
If I'm not mistaken, Cutler's birthday is around the same time as Mcdaniels.
In April...

broncosteven
01-26-2011, 01:51 PM
If I'm not mistaken, Cutler's birthday is around the same time as Mcdaniels.
In April...

That explains it, wasn't Hitler born in April also?

baja
01-26-2011, 01:52 PM
Happy birthday Jay from your tight end;


http://i20.tinypic.com/1z3mc9l.jpg

TheElusiveKyleOrton
01-26-2011, 01:56 PM
I bet his girlfried didn't even give him anything.

Do you mean BESIDES herpes?

strafen
01-26-2011, 03:57 PM
That explains it, wasn't Hitler born in April also?

Hitler: April 20
McDaniels: Aprl 21
Cutler: April 29

OABB
01-26-2011, 04:17 PM
Hitler: April 20
McDaniels: Aprl 21
Cutler: April 29

Poor hitler. What a terrible list.

Pontius Pirate
01-26-2011, 04:19 PM
http://www.funrose.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Birthday.jpg